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vietnam peep will shoot you if you don't like this video and subscribe right now he's literally bathing in his own blood i will buy whatever the top comment is and we'll prove it it must be legal and under 50 buy a nice meal for a homeless individual use any change left over to purchase a dodo what happens if you leave a floating tree foxes hello and welcome to the hydraulic press channel signs me universe please give me a sign the universe that's not a middle finger it's a tank the universe wants you to invade poland does anyone know how to put the angel wings on a person that has passed staple gun your comment was removed from photoshop edits and requests by an admin see their feedback anyone else want to start streaming but their friends are to recess it's not that my friends are recess it's that i'm recess life is like roasting a marshmallow you have to keep it moving so it cooks evenly it takes time and patience ducking shut no one gonna talk about how he's using what seems to be another bird's leg i've seen your search history jonathan don't act like you don't want this they say you are what you eat but i don't remember eating a ducking legend i don't remember eating a slex offender how disrespectful is it when a younger sibling is taller than you that's why you try to kill the competition in the early days i've never met a chihuahua that isn't either pissed or throwing up should have met this one when she was still alive is this picture before or after death she found her cat 16 days after a tornado duck this butch again [Music] imagine you're just trying to win five versus five cs go and it's 15 over 15 and your finger accidentally slips and suddenly your cs go window minimizes and to your horror and sense your frustration the next thing you know your s video home page pops up rxe time video yikes and you're streaming on twitch and your parents love supporting your streams so does your little sister and your audience is aimed towards children man i'm never going to this gym ever again you gotta set everyone in the gym on it to find a match the cinderella slipper i'm a boy you know if there is a hole score the goal guess what snowflake this is america gays can get married deal with it trans right are human rights don't like it get the duck out native people were here first get used to it freedom of religion means all religions not just yours if this offends you leave oh yeah land of the free then why can't i dip my my balls in the burger king soda dispenser right i dated a six feet three inch dude and holy neck pain and most annoyingly i couldn't just kiss him when i wanted i had to plan to find a curb to reach him or ask him for a kiss so he could bend down have you tried punching his balls sigh i hate my freckles oh desire don't you know that every freckle is a kiss from an angel or that's so sweet thank you dammit randy not her again control yourself man so that explains all the freckles near my vage nswf what's your favorite pun the one with your mom in it my mom died when i was three please share the ink would love to see her everybody asks if i'm an introvert or an extrovert but really i'm a proverb drinking water from a friend you've known for 20 years eating ace of a girl you met 30 minutes ago that's why you should eat your frenzies buy a lobster from a seafood market and return it to the ocean adopt a child and return it to the parents bro they need disappointing part where the guy keeps falling out or the girl only lies on her back yes don't give the youngsters false expectations show them what slex really is like have a piece on the end about how to clean up properly how it's normal to cry in the shower afterwards how difficult it is to bury the body when you're done you know will stuff this image isn't curse but your brain is i hate my life doctor how sensually active are you my mom me just admit what you did with the dog free meal to anyone over 80 years old if accompanied by both parents sign doesn't say they have to be alive human organ till list what a valuable black market shopping guide blurs square pants at least it isn't a bikini bottom [Music] british bulldogs but with human heads negative goosebumps cool now they look like regular british people my dad died three years ago but on google maps he is still doing some gardening which he loved d wholesome six parts versus zombies billy it's time you learn about money and the importance of homeless people good job son who the duck buys homeless peoples wait till he finds out polish remover psychology says a person who watches anime is the most romantic person you can ever find in this world yes i only watched one anime so far boku no pico and after watching that i started loving my brother more courtney 20 just got diagnosed with answer so if you're looking for something that could end at any minute i'm it baby hope there is some hair to pull at least other pets watching us ignore them use the cat as a condo i beg your ducking pardon what the duck everyone knows that we use dogs jesus any persons except players caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed well hey slow down there we can talk about this my friend didn't mean to ah guess i don't exist girls on reddit doesn't exist me a female redditor wait duck i'm growing a nut i thought i was gonna disappear funny men are dangerous they make you laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and then boom your leak boring me is it possible to learn this power find yourself someone who has a similar sense of humor to you ask her out on a date this will be the hardest part if she accepts treat her the way a woman should be treated take her to dinner open the car door for her and remember to tell her how beautiful she looks when you're heading home start with small jokes something to just make her have that chipmunk giggle that a lot of girls have when you go inside with her start laying it down every joke you know that can make her wheeze and fall on the floor laughing tell her then when she's distracted boom smack her over the head with a frying pan rtx off rtxon wait the top ear has antlers meaning that oh oh no oh yeah my name is dave during this prostate exam please try not to get in correction dave my name is steve yeah i know my name is dave that's not sweat on his head i can chop anything wood tyre strong wood 400 reward for bringing me something i cannot jump i want him to chop an atom that will be fun got a gun voice what's so ducking funny to me is that the entire mood of this image can change drastically simply by editing in a backpack somewhere close to you had to edit it but i'll do it i'll text my girlfriend whatever top comment says as long as it is legal and won't hurt someone so i ordered us a 14-inch giant black staff on horse dodo it'll be in tomorrow you wanna try it out [Music] it is what it is m equals million yeah that makes sense b equals billion yeah i can see that k equals thousand what the duck the symbol comes from the latin word against all which means whales page a commonly used unit of measurement it was widely known that about 1 000 men could fit inside of a whale's age and so the vernacular as we know it today was born anything but the metric system bowling in 2021 be like tell your mom to do some more now on her only fans the kids of only fans models must have it rough family discount though butchers get 20 actions and want their eight get that cemetery away from me trap more country should try to do this japan made all of the medals for the 2021 tokyo olympics out of discarded smartphones and laptops so every award winner has a metal that was definitely once used to stream testicle pun glorious most super models that one random girl passing by the street that's where hang brothers get most of their content from usa math team olympia beats china for the first time in 30 years i use the chinese to destroy the chinese sun tzu the art of war fun facts with squidward if you murder someone in disneyland they'll cover it up for you should have changed fun factor protip american kids school shooter american kids turned off lights that just makes all the kids black how is that gonna if your username is the title of movie what would the movie be about it would be the kind of movie i watch by myself at 2am in incognito mode definitely a horror movie so that's why a lot of people call me an ace they say you are what you eat but i don't remember eating a ducking legend should be my new nickname dead fetus then doggos are amazing me looking at pets me looking at kids i don't care they taste the same nswf what are some things that a guy should never ever tell his wife my ex beat answer why can't you if you had the ability to instantly give any person an awesome simply by looking at them how would you use this power i'd make awkward eye contact with people through the gaps in bathroom stalls [Music] i lost my virgin city to my mom because i'm a boy and when i was being born my pens was technically in of age [Music] science is cool when your nation friend tells you to feed your pregnant wife rice to make the baby half nation and it works if you feed her nothing the baby gets half african i burned my nuggets history does repeat itself my will to live the crippling fear of someone seeing my small nut during the autopsy just remove it beforehand how they prevent people from urinating in public in czech republic one two three all i see is just an easy way to become a youtube star on a plane for the first time in 18 months where are you going twin towers what the dog doing call me a good boy there's helen hello there's an end in friend there's a line believe there's an over in lover and there's a good in goodbye there's fun in funeral can we date reply with the last message you have sent you can watch the full version of panhard i'd rather get shoot than stabbed prime example of why knowing the difference between them and then is important well i gave this answer on a different topic but it ties in with this we were out on a date we had been seeing each other for a while close to a year maybe she gets a phone call suddenly she looks destroyed her fiance had just died in a motorcycle accident how do you even react in that situation losing two guys in one night you've got some bad luck deleted removed well she's a cat girl so human rights don't apply looking at your shot in the toilet looking at someone else's shut in the toilet clicks for identification i always stick it up my ace and see if it fits if it fits it's my shots lab rats there's a statue in russia that honors all the laboratory mice that have sacrificed their lives in order to further scientific research russia uses a prisoners for testing now women what are some question you've always wanted to ask men but were too embarrassed what the duck do you do with someone's balls during slacks do not squish do not smack oh no i said the g word idiots german person speaking english you sound like a niece i'm turkish and live in germany so if speak english i sound like hodler and look like vayne layton thanks i hate her a japanese man noticed food disappearing from his fridge so he set up a security camera and found out a homeless woman was living in the top compartment of his closet and been there for more than a year freeway for i respect your decision to dunk a dude but leave my kids out of it i mean they do leave your kids out of it they don't want to duck your kids that's your pastor's job did an auntie to duck a dog again again i like my women like i like my coffee i've never had one but they smell really nice hot dark and hand-picked from a third world country he convinced her to turn it into a full-time job and it paid off woman makes 1.8 million pounds on only fans after boyfriend suggests it pimp makes 1.8 billion [Music] how do you want to die not alone which is why i'm studying to be a pilot i rate this 9 out of 11. pooping after you take a shower exactly just go in the shower and mush it through the drain hole that made me shiver go commit die go commit not alive go commit stop living do you is one die the four horsemen of the apocalypse not today when the shampoo is going into your eyes but you can't let the shower demon get you i don't know man somebody to shower with could be fun you gonna need some lube silicone-based ones are waterproof the worst thing about getting head from a french girl is the guillotine i time mob ahead him out today i learned that there are female penguins who exchange slacks for nice rocks so if you're having a hard day just remember that honka penguins exist good to know why are these speed bumps screaming when you are late to work and you have to work the short cut through the schoolyard i don't remember this road being this bumpy duck zodiac signs what's your favorite element are the element of surprise pulls my pants down if you're 28 plus and a man is taking you to red lobster as a date then you need to re-evaluate the kind of men you're dating if you're 28 plus and you're still evaluating men based on where they take you out to eat rather than the quality of time spent you need to re-evaluate your life this is one of the reasons why men don't date anymore i'm 85 i'm telling you i would completely snack a cook for ed lobster admiral's feast and biscuits new law any male who says literally more than once per conversation must be flicked in the left tentacle what if you have no tentacles i would ask why you aren't in the kitchen condos aren't biodegradable if you care about the planet have unprotected slicks one condo is much less waste than the amount of waste a baby produces a baby is biodegradable this is bob and he was born without a tail he was given thick cheeks instead lord forgive me for what i'm about to do stop spreading rumors i'm not dating my dad okay what the duck is wrong with the media that's exactly what someone who's dating their dad would say such a sweet lady this is the girl from the blink 180 to album cover feel old yet someone wise once said fm while they are young instructions unclear ducks them well baby no wonder sally was in love with mcqueen click the tailpipe clean baby i like how when a doctor pulls some medicine into a syringe they sweat a little out for their fallen homies they are actually getting rid of the leftover hiv from the previous patient that world is not much of a super flat anymore when you finally do that thing that takes five minutes to do checking off this is the kind of song that would wake people up from a coma just so they can turn it off a 39 year old father of five from las vegas has died from complications of cupid 19 after sending a text to his fiancee from the hospital saying i should have gotten the damn vaccine um i find this explanation unenlightening it's pretty self-explanatory from the title alone mate man doesn't get vaccine regrets it dies do you need us to write it in pictures united states olympic games tokyo 2020 medals sports one two three shooting three zero zero three i didn't know they had schools in the olympics curse family stop saying start a family when you mean have kids a couple is still a family a single person and her cat is still a family a couple and their plants are still a family you don't need kids just to be called a family i had a distant uncle who had three cats as pets that was his family he slipped in the bathroom and died few days later when people opened the door they saw the family members eating him family dinner you can be either hungry or honey every 15 to 20 minutes what will you choose and why honey you don't always have food but you always have your hands my cousin doesn't well they have yours yeah helping family is important that's the truth ngl i can cram eight times and not get tired men crammed two to three times and they got a reboot like 1995 windows computer you will need nine months to push out a baby i need only nine seconds two to three times those are some high expectations like we are a ducking object guy nutted in my apple juice and left one stroke manha lmao he does realize that for the rest of his life he'll be being jacked off by saitama amen brother you know who ducks real good redheads i can confirm my mom is a redhead burglars what's a funny story concerning pets you encountered while robbing a house this one time me and the boys were robbing a house and ended up shooting up the entire family because the dog woke everyone up edit yes we didn't get caught her you pulled out right also her as someone who generally use the hole in leftover pizza crust to relieve myself i feel this on a spiritual level someone falling asleep when you drive is one of the greatest compliments that you can get as a driver unless they don't wake up hey that just means free food catburger duck zodiac signs would you like to eat this cat burger let me eat that catty [Music] you

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Length: 22min 25sec (1345 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 31 2021