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like this video comment and subscribe right now for a chance to win absolutely nothing an add-on and a kid would be laughing at this for different reasons nswf what's something you always need to explain so people don't get you wrong as a smoker i have to tell people i smoke and that i don't have cupid when i cough relax it's just long answer china's wuhan to test all residents as cupid returns back home after a successful world tour i'm this old you guys remember when we used to put these in each other's rectums lmao we were wild new breaks today cross your fingers don't need a screen to tell you when it's bad when you press the brakes and it sounds like two cats ducking in a dumpster it's time to change them i want to be a girl i want hugs too i'll give you a virtual hug brother thank you hugs back no problem dry humps your leg ayo what the duck i wonder what is this wrong answers only antidepressant there are actually many more kids in that class they are just shorter nswf what's the weirdest thing you've ever jeeped off to by crush's house on google maps explain a film plot badly soldier on dark slide sneeze with a frisbee somehow this makes captain america seem more american to me peace was never an option where is his thumb i need a backstory on bill like how did mr krabs end up with a whale as a daughter napoleon's crab sugar baby cause she calls him daddy and asks for money so you're kidding don't think my dad has mastered whatsapp groups yet mom love you xxx dad you too babe x's is your catty moist what mom excuse me this is a group chat that message was for the daughter nice save this episode was made in 1940 it's possible hotler saw big chungus unverified sources say he also rubbed one out to big chungus my crush told me in the future she wants her kids to marry mine because i have a good heart what zone am i even in now asks her what she thinks of incest this might be her way of saying she's into you south korea england ethiopia finland i'm from japan and school lunch doesn't look like that it's actually more delicious and better keep bragging and we'll send another missile what is a girl i've never seen a girl in my entire life it's like in waifus just uglier and unwilling to duck what looks edible but shouldn't be eaten your friend's girlfriend jesus works at my office and has been chosen as the employee of the month excuse me but can you please touch the water dispenser eating plastic so turtles don't have to thanks for watching next time i'm gonna duck the neighbor so mom don't have to why are americans bad chess players because they lost two towers they shoot the black pieces [Music] can't trust anyone these days not to sound politically unaware but did you guys know fox news has absolutely no news about foxes wait till you hear about bbc news he what is something men do that women aren't aware of i've discovered that my fellow dusts is sacked with cornstarch in hot weather and i'm impressed at that level of self-care white cornstarch instead of baby powder so it gets a crisp when you dip them in hot oil eat catty not animals eat animals catty i ducking hate ray paste pieces of shaq don't deserve to live i don't think there's many people who like ray paste i like him my favorite ray paste is two pack you can choose a super power but the first person to reply can choose a side effect i can choose my own side effect you have ads how far did you go in a game of truth or dare when i was like 13 my friend dared me to show my pens to his mom she was just making lunch in the kitchen and i went for it her immediate reaction was did andy tell you to do this all his friends do this to me apparently that was his go to dare that poor mother has seen some shut they didn't have a flag at the game so they used his pants i finally found it the worst possible time to get her owner well he had to raise the flag so the truck is the daddy or something transformers autobots pull out when you girl leaves you for ultra magnus be smart stay apart why couldn't they give him eyes oh thank god i thought this was a racial orcist thing we just got to stay away from the disabled after needing 13 liters of blood for a surgery at the age of 13 james harrison pledged to donate blood once he turned 18 after discovering that his blood contained a rare antigen which cured rhesus disease james harrison for six decades donated his blood and saved the lives of over 2.4 million babies i have saved the lives of many many millions more by jecking off into a towel and not a random time and a place dude time and a place studies say farmers have more slacks than any other profession pants stars farmers what's funny is superman is actually a farmer and that's how superdog was born i can feel my brain growing that's a tumor nicest custom horn i changed my horn to gunshot noises now people get out of the way faster when you realize cupid is 19 and can't legally touch you that's why it only affects older people you can choose a superpower but the first person to reply can choose a side effect i can make my dad return with milk your dad ducks you in the ace every day after he returns people who restrict their pets from sitting slash laying on their furniture shouldn't have pets usually a pet animal is already incredibly restricted to one house one yard and if they're lucky one neighborhood if you further restrict your animal to the floor of your house while everyone sits on the comfy furniture just know you don't deserve them and they deserve better than you don't even get me started on the people who leave their pets outside absolutely i'll let my goldfish lay on the couch for the first time a few days ago he loves it so much he hasn't moved from the spot so adorable to see him so free i love how these vegans still drink water that's a fish's house you butch i don't drink water because fish dark in it i drink water because fish dark in it vampires would give incredible plural to women on periods who the duck starts a conversation like that i just sat down that explains twilight what is the worst advice you've ever received kick it to see if there are any more bees inside there were plenty of bees still inside turns out there's no candy you wear the candy all along it's not the guillotine it's the size of the whole flash is worried about stop resisting flash the queen needs a new dodo top 10 organs to sell to buy a gaming pc me and the boys i tried to do this but the doctors didn't want the 10 fresh hearts and kittens i got hold up i thought i closed this tab sun zoo art of war closing your eyes for just another two minutes after your alarm goes off and waking up 25 years later married with three kids and a dog why would you marry three kids and a dog fbi open up my parents we want grandkids me best i can do is not killing myself hey man don't let your family hold you back from your dreams thanks wait if one more time traveler tries to kill me i swear to duck i'm going to lose my shot i'm just a painter at hulf hotler 1914 people out here trying to assist in it the first gamer to ever be born what is the worst advice you've ever received be more careful this time when i was pregnant after a mic carriage which celebrity there fit you the hardest ad hulf hotline what movie would be the weirdest if it had slex scenes willy wonka and the chocolate factory when you are a editor and you finally have slacks they said it could not be done it happened to me she exists she's cute and she's my sister too what's something you can say during slacks but also when you manage a brand twitter account i'll have the three finger combo please when you rub your eyes a bit too much it's lsd for poor people you can't see it but there's a woody in the picture boss you're fired me pause his pawn why puts nut back in pants grabs boss's nut would you rather speak every language or be able to speak to every animal what if an animal flirts with me and i end up falling for it girls p boyz p p power five punch two multi shot flame unbreaking three infinity quick charge three girl p and it shows my girlfriend pees on me all the time my mom's dad died because he got too mad rage quit meria went home happy telling her mother about how she earned 20 dollars by climbing a tree her mom responded maria they just wanted to see your pants maria replied simon i was smart i took them off mom maria plot twist maria had diarrhoea chocolate rain me wakes up my nut for no reason just happens just chop it off works great pro tip no tip what you doing when they come after you go up a single flight of stairs worst she can say is no her female dragonflies often fake their own deaths to avoid having slacks like that will stop me hull up wait a minute pull up a second why are your feet seasoned better than the chicken money can't buy happiness but it sure as hair can buy a lot of peace money can buy happiness money can't buy happiness for people who already have money money can absolutely buy happiness for the poor it's called cook wayne you can't possibly sum up 21st century humor in one image emily bloomt emily sharp emily dodo since female mosquitoes drink our blood in order to lay eggs you are technically blood related to a lot of mosquitoes psy by your mentality if a mother eats a burger while pregnant the female baby is part cow you've met my sister then give me the money so that you won't lost it mother taking your money that grandma gave you sort of weird knowing they end up ducking each other sweet home alabama [Music] blessed tigger one letter away from a hate crime the multi-chat emperor of the heteros it's like an hydra if you cut one another one grow only works with their nuts they are getting away with your treasure now they ain't i've got me treasure right here you forgot the last panel where he buries her i love you human first preheat your oven to 250 degrees what then generously sprinkle salt on the cat i repeat what when you finger a goth girl when you think of a hot jewish girl in 1945 poland condos are made by humans for humans to prevent humans guns are made by humans for humans to prevent humans take the title of the last song you heard and add in my ace michael jackson beat it in my ace he he grandpa hold these grandson deez what grandpa these nuts got him plot twist those are grandpa's nuts could be from that smug faces pulling eggs a body decomposes four times faster in water than on land who the duck starts a conversation like that i just sat down would have been nicer to know this last week space jammed what would you all name their tape lala gets a space chat based on a true story of my friends being idiots this is my gaming laptop yup it runs windows yup it plays pc games that makes sense to me so it's a pc it's not a pc unless it's a desktop pc is personal computer your phone is literally a pc so are some slex toys can't wait to play skyrim on a slex toy pocho and chitto a local fisherman and costa rica nursed a crocodile back to health after it had been shoot in the head and released the reptile back to its own the next day the man discovered pocho had followed him home and was sleeping on the man's porch for 20 years pocha became part of the man's family a guy did the same thing with the hippo the hippo ate him hi my name is kyle ah nice to meet you kyle kyle girlfriend pun assassination of julius caesar say ron wanna hear about the assassination of julius caesar option two wanna make a pun with my girlfriend ah a giant drivable testicle with rat ears finally a car for me plot twist they were bowling a child by covering him in snow just got rejected from art school all my life all i've ever wanted to do was paint i feel like i failed as a person oh well my backup plan is politics let's see how that goes time to invade poland that wasn't the first time she ignited my lightsaber meat eaters how do you justify that killing animals is right whilst killing humans isn't you're right i should start eating humans too bless grape factory those two guys in the top are pumping it too reason for why i'm still single girls that ignore me girls that also ignore me have you tried dating dudes nswf if you had to describe your selects life with a star wars quote what would it be i don't like sand it's rough and coarse and gets everywhere i have questions and concerns so she's legal now right yup chad is a math genius jeff bezos net worth is 185.3 billion dollars there is 7.8 billion people on earth if he gave everyone on this planet 1 billion dollars he would still have 177.5 billion dollars this is why we must hash tax the rich tax the rich and pay for this man's math tutoring a few months ago i correctly guessed how many slices of pepperoni were inside of a glass slipper on a little caesars tick-tock ad this life-sized plush version of me arrived in the mail today now the joke's on someone else when they tell you to go duck yourself slacks between married couple is technically incest because they are family members this just saved my selects life anon finds a lally be me work at pizza place sometimes a little girl will come in and pick up a pizza by herself every week or so female staff love her and know her by name i always thought she lived across the street or something today she came in soaked from head to toe find out she lives a mile away my face when this little lally walked a mile in the rain to pick up a pizza find out she lives a mile away and on follows a little girl home what are some 2021 slang terms a 51 year old dad can use to embarrass and annoy his teenage daughters the whip and nini are pretty dank aren't they my little pog champs anyways you will wanna blast the new corn song i've heard it's pretty based in chad absolutely the most cursed thing i've ever seen so you wanna blast the new corn song or not be unny places pancake on top of bunny bunny god i want to put this thing under a hydraulic press given that early humans were vulnerable to predators during slacks at some point in our history premature a population must have been an evolutionary advantage you hear that babe i have an evolutionary advantage to protect us from natural predators hey where are you going now it can protect you from the opposite slacks whale in the rainforest a 10 ton whale was found in the amazon rainforest and scientists are baffled i hope this brings closure to whoever was missing them on what does it mean can anyone tell me what this sign means sensual trafficking ahead do bats float in water like a river i wish they did they too heavy to float and they are not full of air thank you for letting me know now i can bunk the bodies without worrying about them coming to the surface make a wish employees what was the most strangest thing a maker wish kid asked for and actually received heard about one kid who upon finding his answer was terminal requested to meet voldemort so that he could join the death eaters probably looking for how to make a horcrux british people playing chess and knowing their queen can't die america's crying cause they lost their two towers pineapples have a protein eating enzyme in them pineapples eat you stinky aces need soap and water every day wash your ace how far in should i wash as far as the toilet brush will reach [Music] ask me a question then edit it to make me look like a nut how much money did you rob from the children's hospital 6 million i think yeah this time proud peter is proud of his work he is certain that no one will find caroline this time the person who found her the first time is buried there too found a piece of rock that looks like a steak but how does it taste like blood and broken teeth me lift suck big rock all the bugs underneath it i first read that is picks up big cook which changed the entire flavor of the meme watching the lion eat the deer while watching the documentary about lions watching the lion eat the deer while watching the documentary about deers watching a lion duck a deer in a documentary about humans wait a second me trying to adopt a child using my mom's email the email's already in use wait a minute at least you conduct her legally now if she leaves you for another there is always her mother master rugway and if her mother leaves you there's always your mother chris chan holy [ __ ] you ducking killed her dude sorry babe the groom mask stays on during slex this is hotter than my grandma's ashes [Music] my mom is so drunk and i'm convinced my parents are gonna have slacks and if i hear them i'm gonna cry what the duck knock on the door in the middle of them doing it and when they open the door politely ask them to use their indoor [Music] voices [Music] so [Music]

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Length: 22min 14sec (1334 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 08 2021