DANKEST MEMES OF JULY

like this video comment and subscribe right now for a chance to win absolutely nothing disney fairy tales original german version amazon workers after finding out jeff bezos is in space restrooms invent new sport no one else wants to play it you're world champions billionaires be like ending the world hunger going to space for five minutes another day of thanking god for not making me a league of legends player when me and the boys get online to play but instead just we end up talking about our day how about a good storyline best i can do is family me a black man to my skin when i get sunburned you had one job my girlfriend i'm not ready for kids yet a uterus every month then pay with your blood boys and girls that act gay as a joke this guy i for really used to fantasize about snacking my crushes not till sixth grade when i realized girls don't got pences starbucks after putting a paper straw in a huge plastic cup natter if you grew up playing this then you may have a daughter around my age and i would like to introduce myself ancient civilizations whenever they get a natural disaster from the gods when you take a shot on the carpet and watch one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet clean it up who would win try hards pay to win three kids and no money no kids and three money must be willing to work in a high paced and exciting environment the environment time traveling to 1889 and killing baby hodler getting the death penalty for killing an innocent baby people born around 2 000 when do i get to enjoy my 20s cupid that's a neat part you don't when your mom told you not to get tattoos because they're expensive and permanent but insists you get a wife and have children parting while shutting shutting while farting when you get out of the shower and immediately have to take a shot when you hear fireworks then an ambulance yes very sad anyway average spotify fan average youtube to mp3 enjoyer me when i type lmao but forget the l overweight women society super tall women short men hey do atheists go to hell no how about those british idiots who made fun of the crying german girl straight to hell to the boiler room of hell all the way down time traveler moves rock the timeline caucasians everyone's biggest fear asks her out no and then he told me he likes me lmao step parents from palm loving step children step parents from fairy tales hating step children step children getting ducked money doesn't matter rich people looks don't matter attractive people wednesday frog what does the s stand for family ice cream truck six year old me my dad saying it only plays music when it's out of ice cream a country committing jean side on its people or other countries a strongly worded condemnation letter shopping with mom you finally leave the store she sees one of her friends in the parking lot when you come out of the hospital after donating 11 kidneys and see there's a whole brigade of police outside to thank you they love me germans invading comments indians trying me and my twenties i can't ducking take this shot anymore i'm gonna go to a forest and become one with the mushrooms me in my thirties [Music] girls when they bleed from their vage every month boys after bleeding from their pens once amazon workers running to use the bathroom while bezos is in space when you're doing the dishes and feel soggy food touch your hand remove arm my friend explaining how he robbed a bank me wondering why he has so much milk and no money not all dogs are good dogs i ducking hate chihuahua invade poland make lola can hint rejected by art school you beat the boss and get a new legendary weapon it has worse stats than the one you already have what 14 year old girls think depression looks like what oppression really looks like without my cookies i'm just a monster give man a fish he'll eat for a day give man a pen he'll probably draw a pence until next time friends mamma mia what do you mean the princesses in another castle german mother and then they all burned to death six-year-old german kids rest of europe roasting england americans haha yes t people bad age is just a number and pedophilia is a sensuality and jail is just a room and section is just an action me noting all the exits at a party so can leave without anyone noticing son dad i'm gay fathers in the middle east most supermodels a random unnamed side character in a movie if you know what this is i recommend wiping those with a microfiber cloth me telling my mom i'm running away from home because she won't get mcdonald's for dinner her telling me it's called moving out when you're 29. worst she can say is no me when she says no writers when a female character needs to find out she's pregnant men you periods are gross also men after scratching the skin off their balls your free trial has ended me with five other email accounts me so when do i get over you my crush i haven't seen in two years that's the neat part you don't microsoft you need to pay to active and use our windows os customer or else what microsoft you won't be able to change your wallpaper customer me finally getting time to play video games an update is required girls boys are such homophobes boys welcome back thanks do you just not have school or a job right now correct haha lol i'm a hose wife oh god you married a rose hose seems so housewife so you're saying if i a 15 year old male become a housewife i can just play video games all day um depends on who you marry i'll just marry one of my brothers he'll understand my favorite character me replaying a video game my favorite character me replaying a video game the character that betrays me and kills my favorite character war veterans meeting each other be like my phone when it's on one percent and i just found my charger hurry and stick it in me you can only pick one choose wisely a cat girlfriend she loves you mayonnaise on an escalator high school teacher you will learn about this in college college professor you must have learnt about this in high school me failing the subject marvel fans loki is a good show no it's inaccurate in its character representation mythology fans loki dr horse okay duck zodiac signs what's your favorite ice cream cone type alpha males beta males full release males god watching the indian guys video on how to make a universe in five simple steps when you're asleep in the car and you feel your parents make that one turn [Music] in my day they played good music not this mumble rap me during a math test trying to itch my ace by rubbing it on the chair skarno [Music] disney can't kill your dad when you have family your 12 year old and your mom just walked into your room without knocking but you're quick when you take a family trip to alabama and your sister starts talking to you stay back see lot how it feels doing any sort of activity in hot weather your battery is running low 97 when your lemonade stand business takes off and now you own five chuck e cheeses christians worship jesus muslims worship allah ancient egyptians catty magic i can offer you every show and movie anywhere completely free no oh you need to be in the u.s to watch the second season of this show and you need to be in new zealand to watch this movie nobody egyptian gods when you have to repeat yourself because you think they didn't hear you and someone hits you with you said that already an eska says lens works for her tom holland is the best spider-man no toby maguire is the best the best spider-man is peter parker yes they're checking what size i wear me shopping with my mom the girls on their way to bowlie frog at the cafeteria me after taking the vaccine i found in my brother's room uk everyone is making fun of us usa first time duck zodiac signs which flavor am you picking ea developers sorry you don't meet the requirements to work for us me who knows how to use control plus c and control plus v when you come to elementary school with mcdonald's cause you had a doctor's appointment my p.e teacher saying i'm too skinny and don't eat enough me eating his daughter's ace him my cat is not dangerous he just wants to play his cat i have a bachelor's degree in computer science every other indian mom he'll be a therapist dad he'll be your analyst me and al ray paste cats with time machine humans still work for us lmao cool dogs with time machine my fur needs special care and i'm fragile what the duck is that high school grad weight bachelor's degree master's degree phd indian guy on youtube i'm your fathers brothers nephews cousins former roommate what's that make us family when your parents walk in on the custom character you created my mom starting her car on april 1st the cd of death metal i cranked a full blast in my mom's car the janitor the pe teacher you get a sussink you click on it it's a recruit you're the one billionth ubisoft okay remember this is just a video game the c chant is an assassin creed black flag don't have to go that hard black flags see shanties this movie is based on a true story the movie online discussion about communion people who lived in soviet union 14 year old white girl i know more than you how i imagined atms as a child being called useless idiot by an add-on being called ugly by a toddler jeff bizos when he lets the worker ab1 million 320 45955 eat his empty sandwich on a table instead of the floor after earning enough productivity points world's best boss mom lol can't believe they painted their face black with markers friends mom lol me my friend youtubers that promotes anything in the start of the video youtubers who talk about their sponsor in the end of the video teacher what is seven minus one me six my brazilian classmates me and the boys going to the principal's office after asking the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies [Music] you only live once so make sure you spend 16 hours a day on the internet desperately seeking validation from complete strangers [Music] young kids have dreams of winning the gold medal will men have priorities people making fun of me for not being able to play warzone do maternal and battlefield one me whose most advanced gaming console is a ps3 and my pc has a hard time running cs go men who don't wipe their race after shutting because it's gay rest of civilized society why was the anti-vaxxer's four-year-old child crying i don't know midlife crisis oh you when you order a pizza and get it two hours later because the delivery guy had a terrible crash and is critically injured in the hospital late is late wi-fi stops working me to my photo gallery how you doing me a german visiting america and trying to explain to the black guy that i just said digger which translates to bro or mate in german and did not just drop to renbox did you know there used to be a secret satanic cult in seattle that worshiped the letter x they called themselves the exodites and believed that the pentagram had been misinterpreted as a star and that is was actually an ex they used to film cryptic and disturbing videos which can still be viewed today look up s videos to find them although be warned it's not for the fate of heart me finally unlocking the gun i wanted my dad thinking the locks on the drawer were secure enough fifty dollars whatever you want baby can you americans after making a salad more unhealthy than most burgers around the world health when i attempt to lucid dream we must save the child before the next blood moon trade offer i receive belly rubs you receive it's disgusting how men finish zeiss lesbians totally stop harassing me about my yowie collection i read it for the plot tell me you live in america without saying you live in america caution do not insert a mouth or rectum i'm not sure if i'm more motivated or confused have you ever heard a crick head say i have no money i'm not going to smoke today no they always find a way are you gonna let a crick head out hustle you today philosopher after all philosopher why when you get multiple red shells in mario kart and now you're out for blood [Music] your god is terrible no yours is zoos is a piece of shut yes damn girl you wear extra wet tonight turns on lights me trying to call my mom my friends doing select noises and asking for we society if electricians were called power rangers gen z is realizing that they will probably live through the year 2069 her you pulled out right also her when you click on a youtube video and it starts playing without any ads my parents at 20 i've been working two jobs let's buy a house me at 20 damn that strawberry needs to stop playing around my grandpa and his friends at age 16 me and the boys at age 20 every supermodel that one girl you see on your morning walk to be celebrity tweets something mildly recess as a kid the entirety of twitter 10 years later do you want to get involved in a war people saying i'm only sharing my answer diagnosis and girlfriend breaking up with me for sympathy and free internet points me who just wants to hear words of encouragement so i can find strength to fight it the teachers copy our copy celebrity before plastic surgery celebrity after plastic surgery when you get hired to do a pawn shoot but you're the guy who pretends to be asleep while they duck [Music] give mana fish and you feed him for a day teach a man how to fish and you can bang his wife every weekend time traveler kicks a rock the timeline cocuna rattata girls after master betting damn that was refreshing boyce i hurt myself today to see if i still feel when you buy your daughter an expensive camera set up because she wants to be a streamer but you can't find her anywhere on youtube sometimes being an animal is better i want to buy this house 250 000 i pissed here my territory okay girls i want a man who's six feet tall hot rich and ripped what i want in my girlfriend one is a girl my friend got stoned for dating a muslim girl the sentence do not objectify women has women as the object of the sentence italy fans what's the worst thing they can do england fans i'm glad you asked you anchor karen's video games are all about fighting and useless shots video games dog visit owner's grave gta 5 easter egg me and my wife coming back from the market the house our pets hey pete how was your first day of therapy i'm gonna go upstairs real quick gunshot i guess it didn't work thank you this next one is a song about landing in your drink and dying did you know in 2016 to 20 year old girls wanted to prove that the human body doesn't need very much water to survive so they only drank one cup of water 300 milliliters for 90 days for more information google two girls one cup for one of the longest running jokes on the internet hitting 1 billion views today is now known as international rick roll day jeff bizotz after takeoff when he realized he was no longer the richest man on earth every model on earth that girl on subway that you'll never see again i don't want to be a doctor indian parents so you have chosen engineering conservative christian wife only fans alzheimer my grandpa who remembered everything because he forgot he had ulcema oh panzer of the lake what is your wisdom insulting a man's pen size is body shaming too karen john f kennedy gets assassinated ussr it wasn't us cia we know ussr my wife when she sleeps with her girlfriends my wife when i sleep with her girlfriends when you see the skinny friend literally inhale six burgers and not gain a single gram stairs mother duckly watching pun on mute watching pun with headphones watching khan with one earbud in so you can hear if there's footsteps approaching my whole family watching me read my birthday card me trying to ignore the twenty dollars that just fell out of it england bring on two new players for penalty shootouts they both miss people most animals will only attack when they feel threatened wasps for some reason i'm not in danger skyler i'm the danger my spotify playlist be like yes very sad anyway when you reach high school and your friend group is not made of attractive misfits with a gay best friend a funny black guy and a lovable jerk who is just misunderstood netflix you lied to me how many other lies have i been told by the council my mom deleting my games me knowing that she's only deleting the icons my brother about to show her how to delete the files just a reminder that if it wasn't for cupid we would see this place full of webs dressing as anime girls during the opening of the olympics when you sleep for just 7 hours and 59 minutes your battery is running low 97 society single gay moms fathers my new stepmom climbing into my bed to wake me for church my morning word hacker telling me my steam and origin passwords me who forgot them and didn't have a recover email number noted sorry if i make any mistakes english isn't my native language proceeds to out argue the entire english american maltese bahamian population with flawless grammar and spelling politicians during elections politicians after they get elected how peter show themselves peter in reality [Music] others getting high damn this is some good we me trying to remember what the word the means when you finally agree to do their sum with your boyfriend but he keeps ducking the other guy shot made for gaming gamers trying a game mother duckers who mind crypto with it wake up to explosions panic it's the 4th of july calm you don't live in america panic usa you've lost surrender now japan or else what usa 2003 i bet the rich illuminati have spaceships ready to leave earth during the apocalypse 2021 the truth is under this paper you wouldn't have been rick rolled if you read the title toothless all the other dragons in how to train your dragon 1800s chess is not a sport [Music] 1900s boxing is not a sport [Music] 2000s esport is not a sport 21 hundreds sport is not a sport duck zodiac signs which one of these your parents punished you with all above the soundtrack the rest of the game the soundtrack when you enter the beach when the world cares about your sport once every four years remember the kid from harry potter this is him now feel old tvs in the hallway displaying the weather or something functioning air conditioner schools guys watching palm 0.1 before noting oh it's beautiful 0.1 seconds after nothing its existence offends me [Applause] girls pretend that i don't exist i can attract girls by my intellect and humor girls don't exist anyway when you ask the teacher a question and she says excellent question me a spanish guy having n in my password the american hacker trying to hack me my homies that died in call of duty watching helplessly as i fail to clutch the win movie directors i need to show that my character comes from a poor family in a small country town me and the boys being the last meme before everything on earth went wrong what people think nintendo was nine years ago what nintendo was nine years ago my brain to me when any girl shows me basic human kindness she's basically my girlfriend now okay i'm maori build the relationships i destroyed with my friends and family damn they all seem like they are living perfect lives and are incredibly happy i think it's best to not contact any of them because i'll probably be the reason their life goes to shut so i'll go in be rude to everyone make a scene then hopefully get better service wow i can't find a floor in his logic me trying to sleep again seriously random motivation to improve my life the lonely feeling the urge to mast some cringy memory passing in the shower shutting in the shower leaked sketch for bezos next space suit when ted shows up for the final level of ted talks when you get rejected and insulted by your crush in public but you have a humiliation finish dead inside but still honey the heat being able to kill you every species on land being able to kill you spiders that eat birds vegemite considered a food source every species in the water being able to kill you australia barbara is this how you want it me without the glasses yes exactly [Music] mom don't worry you'll dominate the racing competition the racing competition [Music] looking at your shot in the toilet looking at someone else's shut in the toilet mob when you are done watering the plants let me know we need to talk me my mom types me into my computer my fbi agent who changed my history the lady who uploaded the image of her bob is for us to google search all of humanity i was one of the first to catch cupid really yeah i caught it right off the bat oh you dead channel making kids content finding a youtuber that you've watched as a kid so you are just milking gta 5 for the money a give us gta 6 rockstar that released red dead redemption 2 a masterpiece that took them years to develop girls in my class girls from any other ducking class of school son dad who's michael jackson me he was a famous singer and dancer son do you have photo of him me i got black i got white what do you want mom clean your room otherwise santa won't bring gifts for you this christmas eight-year-old me who just got to know santa doesn't exist i don't have to play this game i'm a god me the star thong the big titty goth girl [Music] anyone with a brain you stay the duck back or i'll laser you god damn it people who think the age of consent should be loaded i'll laser every ducking one of you [Music] me if earth is flat then why is my life going downhill flat earthers me my professor who doesn't round up my 28.1 to 90. your girlfriend is teaching your friend the piano you hear her ask him to finger properly you don't hear any piano sounds mom during an argument my house mom during cleaning a house when you see a good doggo walking down the street you the owner white people white people black people and nation people usa eu look i've been around the world okay whatever it is i'll understand free health care there's nothing about this i understand time to wake up austin powers [Music] the worst she can say is no let's just be friends pretends to not hear you you're lame you i thought you were gay you're my brother donald trump exists struggling comedians five-year-olds when people try to teach them new words five-year-olds when they hear someone swear a core memory that might be a really good time to get your family that's my secret cap i'm always with my family my immune system after making me feel miserable cause i touched some plant crown the medic people complaining about their crush not liking them back me who had to set my crush up with his crush he with you i thought he was with you i'm with my family money doesn't matter rich people looks doesn't matter attractive people pens rocket jeff bezos mars is declared a colonizable planet britain it's showtime what most of the neighborhood wants to do at 3 a.m what that one ducking neighbor does at 3 am miles decapitates head and rolls it down a pyramid guard is for me marvel studios any new ideas for a female-led movie me widow vs widow movies be like great actors great plot great theme and structure useless lex scenes god making selects pleasurable so humans can have babies humans making candos god making cream pie finish humans finishing in the acehole instead politicians when they realize they have no chance of winning in the upcoming elections random promises me mutes google assistant mike also me okay google google the microphone is muted me when you get crown and can now drink the free ocean water without tasting the saltiness kid talks a lot parents shut the duck up please shut the duck up kid grows up and is almost always quiet parents anger i have never had a tattoo relate to me such they can't use you if you're useless my girlfriend babe i think my periods might end tomorrow morning my nut me we attack at sunrise my girlfriend wanting me to duck her from behind me refusing because that's turning your back on family i'm selling design chair alongside with a designer me waiting for right time to start studying [Music] at doms when i was young you better learn how to cook or you're gonna starve 30 year old me eating dinner right now nikola tesla according to history channel bill never gets sick but he takes proper care of his health also bill as a kid rich girl asks for a horse gets a female horse the rich girl no talker mangy serial killers people who sleep in jeans when i try to not offend anyone and end up offending everyone another day of thanking god for not making me a furry trade offer i receive a hoodie for a week you receive a hoodie that smells like me my girlfriend interviewer what's your name me hi interviewer your name is hyde me years of academy training wasted [Music] when your family borrows your car without asking so you're no longer fast but remain furious erijal made out of 99.98 air schools when buying toilet paper i'll take your entire stock these yoga poses are getting out of hand when your american friend calls you out to play football but brings a big brown egg with him people from alabama i don't have a girlfriend i got family my parents in their 30s let's buy a house me in my 30s guys duck zodiac signs what is your favorite type of depression ryan reynolds straight men being confident that they are straight i don't know where i am all i know is that i must roll poop the chocolate bar when i buy it from the store the chocolate bar when i hold it in my hands for three minutes you go on holiday to china you make a political joke in public you see on the news you were found dead by seaside tomorrow tomorrow when you touch a girl for the first time i can't hold the mayo any longer six-year-old me my tooth is loose mom wait don't touch it let it fall off naturally dad you got my order yes sir no problem french fries regular greek salad request can you guys peel the cucumbers please if not no big deal but my girlfriend acts like a ducking butch about unpeeled cucumbers like it's my fault sloths one million years ago i'm five times the size of a deer and can easily destroy a tree sloths now moving hard when you find a silver nerf gun in your dad's drawer but its bullets are golden when you are arguing with someone on twitter and thereby yo says rip dad i've got a golden ticket therapist finger braces is not real it can't hurt you finger braces [Music] seeing your childhood photos be like a country doing perfectly fine um watcher got there the entire us army usa democracy i found where you live you better obey me or else i'll leak your location you're adopted at least they wanted me [Music] what gives people feelings of power money status one you can peel me by hand no washing or cutting needed you can peel me by hand too and hold me easily yeah duck you yatta legged cucumber [Music] teachers before quarantine go to page 96 we will be learning about fractions today teachers now guys please say something game sells for millions of copies trophies says less than 30 percent of people played the first level most of the world stores milk in cartons and bottles americans store milk and large cartons and jugs canadians dog teachers who treat boys and girls equally society scared people in earthquakes people who agree to have sex with me closing their eyes for 30 seconds other countries performing in the olympics this is brilliant american athletes warming up on the sidelines but i like this no one kids on xbox live currently on my way to respectfully munch on your mother's catty my favorite cartoon turns 10 this year it's the amazing world of gumball me laughing at the fbi agent joke because i'm not american my kgb agent when you realize you're a razor slowly dies because of your mistakes the camera used to capture every ufo sightings ever when you're having a shower and someone knocks the door [Music] no sun today boys got absolutely baked yesterday the smart guys group project me people who realize they're overweight [Music] people who realize they are overweight and start doing something about it people who are proud of being overweight and say that it's healthy time traveler moves at chair the timeline west taiwan nickelodeon stars before they are 18. nickelodeon stars as soon as they turn 80 the internet going back to shutting on americans after spending a few days shutting on the english almost lost michael there you will die in seven days can we make it sooner me trying to resist the urge to slap the rice bags at the grocery store baby cries for three hours on a flight me makes him stop crying literally everyone finally in a piece the cops after i land 28 stab wounds how movie writers think glasses work with glasses without glasses phone selects operator what's your wildest fantasy me i want you to blindfold me yeah that's hot what else me then i eat a pack of skittles out of your bet hole and try and guess each flavor my fbi agent when you grow up and get your own place an ad comes over and changes the thermostat father this is the moment i've always dreamed of the average age of losing virgin city is 16.4 years me single-handedly bringing up the average by one year signature look of superiority poor rich guy who made offline games [Music] taste of the food normally taste of the food after brushing your teeth french fries when they're fresh french fries when reheated in the microwave [Music] when you're about to bust a nut and the cameraman zoom on the guy's ace but now it's too late to stop explain a movie plot badly rick and morty from the 80s when people talk about your weird finish in real life and you have to pretend to be disgusted too but on the inside you're alike and you thought you could beat me with just family think dom think earth participating in the miss universe like [Music] when you sleep on top of your arm all night [Music] so [Music]

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Length: 44min 14sec (2654 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 01 2021