Cuphead DLC: Deliciously Late Content

[Music] thank you funny story about cuphead so I obviously reinstalled it I got into the game just to get a feel again how the game works and everything right and I I beat because my save file didn't carry over for some reason I don't know why it's been a long time so I beat the first five or six bosses and kind of painfully went through some of the running gun levels just to get some money to be able to get some of the upgrades and I was like I fucking hate this game it's like I hate this and the DLC fights are apparently like a way harder yeah I know this film grain in this game you can't turn it off unless you go into like the system files but whatever I would probably I would turn it off and somebody would say I was cheating you know what I mean somebody'd be like oh he turned off the the vignette now of course the game is easier for him fucking legendary chalice we looking for all the way out here oh gosh I don't know I hope she's okay we sure are flat from home and jelly beans you boys made it I have the most amazing news and it all has to do with these here cookies take a bite and see for yourselves wow [Music] oh my a finicky thing that cookie The Taste is sweet but the effect is brief fret not though my concerned little cups I've come up with an amazing new recipe one bite of this Wonder tart and you'll have complete control over the astral plane yeah Goku well if the Wonder thought is what takes to bring chaos back to life then by golly we'll find those ingredients this game sucks I'm sorry all right fetching those ingredients remember like any good bake heart and soul is a secret ingredient look I'm just getting it out of the way I'm I'm getting out of the way before I've rant about game development okay [Music] mad because bad yeah that's fine why are you orange I don't know it's his new camera oh all right seems like a kind of a short jump oh but it's double jump Perry Dash wait you can jump you can Dash twice okay this character is broken this character is fucking broken broken character broken okay Dodge roll dude broken character [Music] okay all right let's go fuck [Music] what does it want to do here Dodge roll oh it's okay whatever all right I get it it's pretty cool he's a journalist minus hold on a second I gotta all these like people that are screaming you dudes you're orange this is fun this is fine this is fine it's gonna stay like this this is fine all right all the start Banning complainers you have a Twilight filter on do I don't this is just how the camera came out of the box Twilight filter it is it is like a soft filter what the fuck is going on why is it doing this this is just how I I took it out of the box and I turned it on I swear to you there's nothing I didn't turn anything on this is just how it came out of the box Snapchat filter what team are you Team Edward no I'm not Team Edward and I'm not team um Lucas whatever it is I'm team merchandise I'm the guy that I see what's going on here and I start designing t-shirts for the two teams and make a trillion dollars what's the special for this the LOB all right all right whatever I didn't even fucking come close all right so this guy sucks I haven't played Cup in six years okay relax I haven't played cuphead in since 2016. okay give a relaxed shut the fuck up I'm fucking I'm so mad I got complacent I can't even see [Music] R2 is Dash R2 is Dash R2 is Dash [Music] I don't even have all the items okay like oh wait it's gonna suck I don't have all the items and by the way steam Cloud does steam Cloud only last for a year why is my steam Cloud saved how come my steam claw doesn't exist where is it oh shit [Music] what the fucking ceiling hurts [Music] the ceiling hurts the fucking ceiling hurts bro don't even fuck off [Music] I know how to switch weapons stop telling me oh my God this one sucks [Music] we are oh what how did I not heard anything I didn't even hurt it should be you should be Invincible after you parry something for like a tenth of a second shitty RNG throw fucking coins in the air and see what it lands on heads or tails fucking throw coins in there they land on tails oh what the fuck I can't hit I can't don't what the fuck was happening I was trying to dash into the thing and it wouldn't hit it I put the ball out I'm trying to dash into the ball to shoot it I touched it like three times what the fuck I was doing this shit oh it works this time he's a fucking junk why would you launch me that high [Music] I hate this thing get this thing off I don't want to use this thing anymore it's like we didn't shoot the little snow guy I can't get tilted on Boss 2. children's game all right I'm telling you right now I all kids would cry if they played this you give this to a kid that under under 10 years old they're going to cry after five to ten minutes [Music] they're gonna cry you want to make you want to make a kid cry what's wrong with you fucked up what's wrong with you fucked up such a bad roll right there there's no like there's nowhere I could have gone foreign [Music] on this camera it's drinking fossil fuels [Music] oh God this already sucks regret it oh shit let's load up some cuphead all right come on this one's not bad you just gotta jump if you guys want some uh some actual tips on how to play games like these I know that I oh you're you're suck shut up you should be looking in a two to three foot radius around your character I'm not even looking at the enemy right now I'm just looking at like a circle around my character always foreign where am I going oh my God that sucks oh my God I just went the fucking my fingers I just I hit the wrong button to switch weapon I've I've changed I haven't pressed that button in like an hour and 10 minutes [Music] oh it hurts my fucking brain yes yes boo did I scare you nothing I love more than a good ghost story around the campfire [Music] I had heard a word of a ghostly gal roughing up no good varmints around here [Music] you know what that's been in my body for four days [Music] I've been that I feel great right now you know how many times I've gone like this look at the like up to a light in the towards like uh the bright Sun and stuff we're not looking at the sun but you know what I mean I can't I haven't got that out in four days you should make chats slower there were 500 000 people here how is that gonna that make any sense okay listen in your school cafeteria do you know how loud it is in there just those voices that are just imagine that like times 500. of course we can't see of course we can't hear anything this is there's like 5 000 School cafeterias in here oh my God freak are you talking about you have to go through the oh this one's long and this one sucks get out of here I wasn't even that fucking hard oh my God I'm gonna be so bad at this one I'm so bad at going down it's ever since Super Mario it doesn't matter this is gonna be horrible for me I double jumped you dumb game I hit X twice all right this actually okay excuse me dude I don't know when the fucking thing starts I it's like the go up up down down next down down down hey [Music] got it [Laughter] [Music] fuck that [Music] no I don't stop playing this game until I get to this screen a lot of times guys and no way [Music] I don't nope not gonna fucking do that and these bouts your weapons and charms can't be of use you'll have to find different means to best my champions from victories riches down to the first so I can't use any of the items how did I get all that on my finger how did I get all that on my finger I didn't even do anything what just happened I'm so impatient good oh shut up [Music] and then how that hitbox makes a lot of sense fix it I have the same problem with Dark Souls bosses man I just want to get in there and just start punching and slashing I don't want to wait for you to go no just I want to just fine punch it just wasn't moving stop doing the what am I doing like the fucking Daffy Duck I haven't blinked in I think over an hour and a half stop being good at this game this man [Music] again I need to make sure everyone's very aware of this because it's very important that I continue to prove this if the game has two to three moves I will fucking dominate it jump Dash shoot that's it I will absolutely destroy that game if there's two moves if the move is jump and shoot I'm gonna do very well I'm very simple right I'm very simple but with the simple shit I can do it pretty well just like dodging an ax not that hard if it's just move out of the way of the X I think I would be very good at it you know what honestly you know those rooms are the lasers that all the spy movies where they go in it's watch out for the lasers that's I would be that person in the heist the person that you send in to make sure they don't touch the lasers it's just that's it my only job is to don't get touched by this thing it won't touch me it just will not say young fry I'm hot on the trail of a mystery but I'm that contest of skill that broken artifact this Eerie graveyard I've discovered Paradise drill energy in all of these places [Music] uh there must be an order and method to it okay one two three one two nope no give me the answer top middle down right right foreign thank you I thought you were smart well before I do this let me just say one thing yeah I played Diablo immortal I don't recommend it don't play it it's not that it's really not good don't play it it's fucking there's no reason to download it but I got to the section where there's nine torches and you have to you have to light all the nine torches I couldn't do it it was a simple puzzle it was when you turn this torch off two one the ones next to it will turn on I sat there for probably one full hour trying to do it I couldn't do it I can't do that kind of shit what's happening am I winning I'm beating them I don't know [Laughter] did I just did I win holy shit what should I get full screen piercing three-way shot whoa full interest fake phony interest faux interest for the YouTube video full interest if there are bugs in my hair false alarm dirty streaming no I'm not I I'm very clean incredibly clean I'm very clean don't ever say that again or you're gonna get timed up for a fucking whole day where to what's going on what the fuck [Music] let's go bugs in my hair God damn it I'm so actually mad I'll go this one's the best one so far I like the first boss in this boss the best if this is the end of the DLC which we'll find out very shortly all right let's go let's go let's go let's go when do I use it it's supposed to not get hit by that I pressed it twice should I not even fight or is this is this him I'm so confused oh my goodness don't die there it is all right hell yeah but I think I really all right so here's here's the plan for the rest of the day I think um as long as we do that there'll be enough time later in the Stream to be able to add some more stuff at the end maybe do a little bit of just chill uh chill and then we can uh maybe do something tomorrow oh freaking funny all right after the afterwards I want to do something stupid Let's uh let's let's like let's fuck with new people that come in right I'm gonna put a death counter on the screen it's gonna be like 600 something on a bus and I'm gonna be sitting there like crying hold on wait wait wait wait I gotta I gotta get like into character here and the thing is like let's make it so what a dummy right I'm gonna use shit that I just shouldn't even be using what's something that somebody would be like wow this guy's a fucking noob like the extra hit point right but I'm a noob and I don't and I don't understand that what parries are okay I don't fuck I don't understand why people fucking play this game I don't I don't I just don't get it I don't fucking get it I don't fucking get it I don't give up people play this why would you play this game take a break I'm not taking a fucking break stop saying it stop telling me that I've been screaming for like two three hours you can hold to fire I I'd like to shoot losing viewers I don't fucking care why do and again why do people say play this and play the DLC that's what I don't fucking understand like this community sometimes I don't play hard you guys told me this wasn't a hard this is not supposed to be a hard game why tell me to do this why tell me to play this game it's I thought it was like a fun cartoon game you're just bad so actually mods actually start fucking Banning people it's really actually really fucking annoying crying Andy crying Andy whatever where where is it take a break it sucks so fucking bad when I look over here and I see that is 600 fucking times [Music] somebody said to die 600 times in two hours it's not even possible [Music] it takes all right hold on how long does it take to die let's see how long does it take to die count ready this is not even possible ready one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve all right let's just benefit of the doubt it takes 10 seconds to die right 10 seconds to die how many 10 seconds times 636 divided by 60 all right so if I die every that means I have to die every 20 seconds for this to make any sense at that point man you you don't don't even play why are you here if you're dying every 20 seconds oh no I've been exposed don't these guys jump yeah they do well you don't think I fucking knew that [Music] I'm getting real sick of the back seating [Music] this that sucks that just sucks this is base game we're just like kind of playing football but that but that that sucks because that's a dumb mechanic [Music] I hate this boss this boss stupid I beat this four years ago and I think I said that do something else I'll do something else after this I have to beat this guy just because I'm gonna be so pissed off for the rest of the day if I don't kill this thing come on [Music] like this is gonna ruin my day if I don't kill this guy it's gonna ruin my whole day more attempts on a boss that I beat fucking five years ago then the entirety of the DLC [Music] how are you what do you use about how am I supposed to fucking fight this with I gotta change weapons that fucking tail this is not even hard I just don't care oh my God I'm so I don't even care like I don't have to I don't have to beat this this guy's not even hard he's I just don't even care I have to kill this thing this dumb ass shit boss from 2016. thank you a great plan you're up this match will get red hot I hate this fucking boss I he's so slow and this uh the stupid moving platforms I don't even need to beat this why am I even here I beat this guy on Expert already in front of you all why the fuck do I care he has to die [Music] this weapons suck for this I don't care why am I doing this I don't have to do this I just beat the fucking DLC what am I doing here I can't take it anymore [Music] this weapon sucks does anybody think it's funny that I'm getting more annoyed and upset at the fucking base game which I've already beaten after dominating the DLC does anyone else think that's funny is it almost like that's humorous because I do this is my last try and I'm gonna fucking smash my monitor with a hammer doesn't own a hammer that's all you need you don't need these huge hammers stop talking you're gonna make me mad these weapons are so bad for this [Music] oh my God I don't I forgot I forgot I did that oh why do I care I can't I can't fucking stop guys I don't know why I need to beat this stupid boss I've beaten this so many times why do I care by the way I have a mini hammer it's like this big that's all you don't need anything bigger than that well you you're not strong enough to swing a hammer a little extra it fits in way more places actually I've spent more time on this than any of the DLC bosses [Music] put up that 600 deaths thing again the last phase is just unbearable it's so easy but it's to make that makes it so hard because it just shoots us shut up [Music] I can't attack him [Laughter] oh my God it just Auto attacks the fucking stupid flaming orbs I beat the fucking secret boss first try in the DLC my man look at the mod chat don't distract me right now I'm trying to get over this dumb thing I'm doing I'm just trying to get over playing this stupid game [Music] I died all right fuck this game stupid ass game I don't give a shit [Music] all right why is this breaking apart in my mouth all

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Length: 32min 28sec (1948 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 25 2023