Crazy Religious Girl Becomes God

I want to talk to your beautiful self today about how to put on the full armor of God and what that means and what it looks like I'm going there's a part two she's still getting ready and what all right I'm Alex and welcome back to another video today we're going to be looking at parts two of my morning routine with Jesus and we're going to find out how to put on the armor of God because apparently this doesn't protect me now quite a few people took the previous video and got quite offended by it which really wasn't the aim all I'm trying to do is figure out how I could be as happy as this person instead of a sad teenager who looks at other people online and makes jokes about what people are doing so let's all go on the path to enlightenment and make the world a more positive place the last thing that I do in the morning before I head out for the day is I can't go to school in my pajamas so I gotta get dressed and what I do is I allow what I get dressed in to represent my spiritual clothing for the day well no you shouldn't go to school in your pajamas but it wouldn't have stopped me and that's also I got the grades that I got the thing is she's talking about going to school right that's what she's referencing preparing to go to school but she could recite Bible verses off of the top of her head to the latter and she's talking about going to school I think you've excelled I think you've excelled Pascal you are light years ahead you could go in your pajamas at that point is you could just remember stuff like that quite clearly God has already blessed you with intelligence so my shoes come from the gospel of peace and so I put on the shoes that come from the gospel of peace because everywhere I go I want to be a peacemaker um based off the last video there wasn't very much peace being spread from me so it looks like I'll be missing out on being a child of God and then when I put on my pants in my little belt I have the belt of truth buckled around my the belt of truth isn't that saying for like a Marvel Universe I'm pretty sure that st. you put on and and everybody who you talked to you has to tell you the truth that's not if she owns that that's pretty overpowered and I should probably start following this a little bit more closely so I can because no matter what lies the enemy throws at me the little red flags go off because I know wait a minute I've been spending time in God's Word this morning and this that I've just been told whether it be you don't you won't ever amount up to that dream you can go tell them how beautiful they are they'll think you're weird you can't go hold the door open you're gonna be late for class it sounds like you just gave bullies honestly Emma if people are just telling you you can't leave dreams that's not the lie the lie of the devil that's dickish people at your school at the same time if you are wearing your pajamas not saying that it's not uncalled for you can't go tell them how beautiful they are they'll think you're weird I'm like wait what do you do you can go tell them how beautiful they are they'll think you're weird it's just like in the last video where you just go up to people and just just kind of speak at them ever I could understand what people might not like you just coming up to them in the early hours of the morning and just saying how beautiful they are they'll think you're weird they might find that quite annoying wait that does it align with what my God's Word said my God's word this morning I just read I'm fearfully and wonderfully made oh this is where the twist happens again isn't it this is where I gets worse you can't go up to people and say you're beautiful Emma actually but I read it God said I'm beautiful so if you don't agree you know I'm lying you are the enemy of lies and you're going against God's words it's all good following that book you know to keep yourself going and if you really believe in it if you're gonna go up to half of people and go you must believe I'm beautiful because God wrote it down it's not gonna work for you is it that doesn't align with what my God's Word said my God's Word this morning I just read I'm fearfully and wonderfully made oh no she's highlighting all the things and and acting like that means they're talking about her own armor this isn't good does that mean because it's written down and that you're gonna follow the passage that is officiants 522 wives submit to your husband's as to the Lord like a slave because they've written that down in there along with the whole your beautiful thing say I don't think you should follow that one this morning I just read that I'm called to be a peacemaker this morning I just read I'm called to make the most of every opportunity wait and this is the truth that I'm buckled in with yeah but the belt is also not real I haven't actually pointed that one out yet you know I actually wearing about you're still in your pajamas Emma and you said you can't go to school in your pajamas but you can't go into school with pajamas and a belt and telling people that this imaginary boat you've got means that everything you say is the truth you can't do that plate of righteousness and what this is is so beautiful it's from proverbs 4:23 I'm sorry once again I'm up that you're not wearing any armor you're maybe putting on the armor of God I was really expecting some really sick cool golden plates chest plate crafting table a cool little diamond helmet maybe a wooden swords currently the armor of God is very disappointing and I'm not feeling protected I've got this like belt of truth but it's invisible and people keep on telling me I'm annoying for saying that the belt of truth allows me to say what I want to say there's guard your heart above all else for everything that you do flows from it and so I want now that I have filled my heart with the Lord I want to be intentional about everything that I let out I want my words to honor him today I want the things that I do today to honor him because I'm his I'm not in those anymore yeah you are his but that also means that you have to bow down to men as well as we've previously stated so seems like God's got a bit of a preference so he wants to help out they're doing so much like it was written by a man I want to take every fat cats and I want to make it obedient to the father because my thoughts are powerful what I think about it affects what I say and it affects who I become so I want my thoughts to even honor the Lord I want them to be Oh baby oh sorry I was just thinking about sigh don't worry about that hopefully it won't affect who I become I want them to be obedient to him and I want them to be a reflection of what he's done inside of me well he's done inside of you coz you see the moment that you say yes to Jesus the moment you say yeah God come in occupy the home of them that is my heart you have a bull's-eye on your back that the enemy is going to attack and he's going to scheme and try and plan it any way he can to make you trip up to make you be paralyzed and prevent you from praising God's name for you why somebody's coming for me Emma you didn't tell me when I got into this that I was gonna have to actually defend myself I thought this whole armor of God thing was was different you mentioned me being paralyzed give me two seconds anything okay I feel like I can actually watch the rest of this video in peace now so let's get back into the armor of gods like our battle is not against flesh and blood but it's against the spiritual forces in the heavenly realms that are evil he hates you he hates me too and that's why I had to have my shield of faith up because it says the shield of faith it extinguishes every flaming arrow of the enemy needs a shield will you just go and stop him it's wiper and I feel way more powerful with this so no matter what comes my faith is being confident what I hope for and certain about what I cannot see and I know that even though I cannot see the spiritual warfare I know that it's happening and I know that I've already won the victory in it oh well it's spiritual warfare Emma you should have just told us what I saved me a lot of problems but that also doesn't explain all of the prop some noises I hear in my head why are the voices so loud Emma why did the spirits keep talking to me and the last thing I have is I think about it when I put my scrunchies on because it's my sword of the Spirit all right well I don't have scrunchies on but I do in fact have a knack to swords not necessarily one of the spirit way but a sword nonetheless I reckon it will do the job okay right here I got it right here I got it I got it everywhere because the sword of the Spirit is the Word of God and the Word of God is truth and the truth sets people free I'm not gonna lie I'll do I'm really upset if the thing that ended up letting me down after following this entire tutorial was the fact they didn't have scrunchies on to protect me against the spirits that keep on talking to me my sleep yeah Emma I'm not gonna lie i watch this entire video and if you're being attacked as much as you say you are you should either speak to somebody or probably get yourself psyched and protect yourself with cuz I'm gonna go I you need to defend yourself at this point well that's it for this video hopefully you guys did enjoy if you want to do me a favor if you hit like subscribe and turn notifications on that will protect you against the spirits they're going to try and ruining don't listen to the people of Lies as well as that in other better news I'm going to be at insomnia in August and everything is on the screen now so you should definitely give it a like if you want to come and meet me please come and buy tickets to say hello I'll be doing stuff and say hello to you lot so it'd be cool she come on so I guess I won't be alone with the voices in my head but thank you guys for watching peace out people and have a good day [Music]

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Id: ybdsSeazdAA

Length: 11min 3sec (663 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 09 2018