(Mario snoring and saying No) - No, that doesn't work either. (snoring) No, now I'm just sleeping
with my eyes open. I look ridiculous. Why can't I fall asleep? Why is it so hard to fall asleep now, I just wanna go to sleep! It's so late and I have
stuff to do in the morning. So what do I do? How could I fall asleep easier? (gasps) I know, maybe I should
get a midnight snack! Yeah, that always helps me. I don't know how because
I feel like if you eat you're gonna stay up longer but sometimes a midnight snack hits the spot. Okay, time to go get my mid-- Oh my god! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy, calm down! It's just me and my bro here, you're okay. - Man, it's good to see you guys again. Glad you guys are okay. - What? I don't get it. How are you guys here? I thought we had a whole thing where you guys went into that time machine and you guys went back in time in Bowser's little weird
machine that somehow worked! Unless it didn't. Wait, no, it definitely worked. That commercial you guys
made was way too weird to be anytime after the '80s. (gasps) Wait, I know what it is. So I did fall asleep, huh? Well, hopefully I don't wake up, this is a pretty cool dream. - If this was a dream,
would I be able to do this? Maybe I would be able to do that, I don't know what kinda point that was. (Mario groaning) - Come on, dude, there were way less
aggressive ways to say that. Anyways, so what did happen? How did you guys get back here? - Oh man, it was a crazy story. I don't know if I'll be
able to tell you it though. Do you want to tell him it, Mario? - Oh no, bro, don't put
all the spotlight on me for the work that you did. - But you did equal work as well. - Well yeah, yeah, but I mean, I don't wanna take it away from you. You can tell the story so much better! - I mean, yeah, but you
could tell the story too. Or maybe we can- - Look, I don't care who tells
me it, can you just tell me? (Luigi groaning) - Shut up, Meg. What's even going on in here
anyway- WAIT, DRAKE AND JOSH?! - Okey dokey, now we'll
explain what happened. So you know that commercial
that me and Luigi made? - That commercial that you
undoubtedly looked awesome in. - Oh, you too, brother. - Uh, yeah, that thing was weird. - Whew, thank you for
saying it for me, Mario. Yeah, what the hell was that about? - Well, I know this might
sound a little cuckoo crazy, but Luigi, Luigi, do
you want to tell them? - Yes, I want him to tell me. Or either one of you. I really don't mind. - Okay, I'll tell the story. So, we made that commercial and the commercial was so successful that we became billionaires! I have no idea how we
became plumber billionaires, but apparently it's possible. We found a loophole in the system! - Aw, what? We never got to do that. - Luigi we're billionaires
off something else. How is that a problem? - So, what exactly did
we do with our fortunes? We used it to invest in time travel! And we managed to make time travel come way earlier than
they thought it would. They thought they were gonna make it in like 3074, but we decided to make time travel happen early
and you're not really supposed to do it too much. It's still really risky and new, but we figured that since the option was there, we'd come and see our friends. - Oh, that's nice. It's good to see you guys, too. Me and Mario were just sleeping, actually. But if you want to plan
something for the morning we could totally do something tomorrow. - Well, I mean, I don't mind
canceling my plans for this. Yeah, we could have a fun day tomorrow. - Okay, that sounds- Oh, oh, jeez. That was a lot. - Yeah, that was a sudden storm. It wasn't storming before you guys came. - Oh, really? Well, that doesn't give me
too good of a feeling then. If you do time travel
wrong than it can cause some ripples in time and it could possibly bring people here that
aren't supposed to be here. - If you do time travel wrong? Well, did you? - I don't know. I'm not the one who did it. I left that up to Luigi, right Luigi? - Uh, yeah. I think I did it right. - I know that tone from experience. He didn't do it right. - Oh no, no, no. I trust his judgment. I'm sure he did just fine. - Wait, you trust Luigi? But he sounded so suspicious
when he said it like that. - See, Mario, I think you
should take notes from this guy. - Luigi, you eat your ramen noodles directly out of the package. I don't want to talk about being fair. This guy is clearly a
lot different than you. (ominous music) - Ahhh! (heavy breathing) - What? Where am I? I don't recognize any of these structures. Could this be New York? Ugh, definitely not. I'm at the wrong destination. I better find some clues soon. (grunting) (electronic trilling) Guess I'll have to
start going door to door to understand my surroundings. But what if they don't wanna tell me? What if they just want
to gate-keep everything? You gotta be tough, Sonic. You gotta make sure you get your answers. Okay, here goes nothing. Be tough, Sonic. Be tough. - I forgot how over-complicated this was. - Who said that? Me and Luigi are snug like bugs. Oh man, you guys have such a comfy bed. No wonder we came back here. - Yeah, thank you guys again for giving us a place to stay. It really means a lot to us. Alright, Mario, ready for bed? - That sounds like a
marvelous idea, Luigi. A long day of adventure
awaits us tomorrow. Let's not miss out on it. - God, these guys are
Shakespeare compared to us. - I know, right? (doorbell ringing) - What the heck? It's the middle of the
night, who's at your house? - Uh, I don't know. (gasping) What if it's a burglar! - Luigi, please tell me why a burglar would ring the doorbell! Okay, come on, Mario. Let's just go answer the door together. - Okey dokey. Sleep tight, Luigis. - Okay, goodnight, Mario. (literal demon snoring) - What the hell is that? - You weren't throwing some
kind of party, were you? - Not that I know of. If anything, maybe Bowser would. He seems to get really
crazy at late hours. Anyways, let's just see who this is. Listen, whatever it is you really couldn't have
waited until the morn-- Oh, oh, wait, what? - Hey, look at that. More weird, mutant animals. This really is the future. - I'd watch it if I were you. You don't wanna see me when I'm angry. So, if my eyes don't deceive me, what are you doing here? - I live here, and you're the
one that knocked on my door. Why is everyone an idiot except for me? - Can you sing the Pastrami song for me? I think it'd be funnier
if an animal sung it. I don't really remember
the lyrics, though. That song is like 40 to 50 years old. But you can make up some of
your own lyrics if you want. - Shh! Jesus Christ,
you are a blabber mouth. You're gonna blow my cover! Listen, I'm not supposed to be here. I don't know why I'm here. I'm coming in until I can figure out how to make my way back home. - What? What do you mean you're coming in? Hey! Hey! Come back! You don't live here! You can't just walk in here! Come on, other Mario,
we gotta trample him! He's breaking and entering! - Oh, but he's just a wee
little funny animal guy, though. I want to be his friend. Come give me a hug, guy. - Jesus, man, this place is a mansion. What does Mario need all
this living space for? - Uh, you do know that a bunch of other people live here too, right? Wait, also, I don't know
why this is secondary, but who are you?! - Good question, Luigi. He's dead meat now! Stay on the ground, Sonic! - Ugh, come on, Mario. You can't just give up your
childish games for one day? I'm here to save my life! I'm not here for you! Although, I guess, now I am here for you. If you wanna fight! - Oh, I'm down for a
rematch anytime you want! - Wait, you were being
serious about a fight? I just meant like playing
video games or something. - Nope, I'll beat you to a pulp. That's perfectly fine with me. - Uh, no. No, no, no. No, you can't do that. I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry! I don't wanna fight you, man! I don't wanna fight you! - What is happening? That's definitely not Sonic. - Yeah, I'm kinda starting
to realize that now. Did something happen to you, Sonic? You do look a little lankier than usual. - Oh come on, Mario, lay off. He's just being cute
like he's supposed to be. - Wha? C...Cute? Who said I was cute? I'm not cute. I can prove that I'm not cute. I can be really tough. See, I can growl! (growling) And I can bark, too. (monkey noises) - Dude, you are a whole
spitball of emotions. I don't know what to think right now. - Jesus, are we at BronyCon? Why the heck are we barking? Why is Garfield here?! - Okay, I'm starting
to think that we might have gotten off on the wrong foot. I'm friendly, guys! I want to be your friend! - Then maybe stop changing your objective every other sentence. - What are you talking about? Huh, huh? I never did that. Are you trying to doubt me? Are you saying that I'm not strong? Are you saying I don't have powers? I definitely have powers. See, I can make it daytime. Ha, uh! See, see, I told you
I can make it daytime. I told you I had these superpowers. I told you I'm super cool. I'm not just a cute, cute animal. I can do cool things too. Just like you guys. Why'd you guys doubt me? - We didn't say anything. - I mean, he did make it daytime. He didn't lie about that. That's pretty cool. - Aw, come on, Sonic. I wanted to go to sleep. Why'd you do that? - Exactly, other Sonic. We were all about to go to sleep and then you made it daytime? Like, what's the point of that? Now we know you're just
like the other Sonic. Just all weird and annoying. - Oh, lighten up a bit, Mario. It's pretty cool to me. - Okay, that's kind of another thing I wanted to go over. Why are you completely fine with me? Do you not know our history? - What history? I just met you! - Just met? I wish! You put me through decades of torture! - Uh, sir, I think you're
getting us confused with somebody else. We've literally never met you before! This is the first time
we've ever seen you! - Oh, yeah, you guys are from the '80s. Okay, Sonic, Sonic,
these guys are from way before either of us had
video games, that's why. - Oh, okay, that makes a lot more sense. That explains your unappealing attire. - What'd you just say? - Anyways, I've had enough of
toying around with you fools. I have a nice New York vacation to go on. So if you don't mind me, I'm gonna be on my way with these rings. What? Rings? Rings? Wait, where are my rings?! - Oh, I guess you ate your words, huh? Maybe you shouldn't have been mean to us. - What did you do with my rings?! - He didn't do anything
with your rings, Sonic. Where did you last remember having them? - Uh, I think I was outside. Come on, come on, they've
gotta be somewhere around here. Rings? Rings, where are you? I got the bag right here! You can come to papa! Rings? Oh, man, come on! This has gotta be my worst nightmare! Stuck in a Mario universe forever?! Oh! Man, how could things get any worse?! - Hey, I have ligma. And then you're supposed to say-- - Dude, you suck. Sonic, Sonic, calm down, buddy, okay? We want you gone just as much as do. - Yeah, exactly, Mario. The question is, when do you remember last having your rings with you? - Uh, like 10 minutes ago. Or, I guess if we want to think
about things technically. Like, last night. - Well, then they can't
be too far from here. They should still be in the area. We could just look around. - Yeah, they probably just
got blown by the wind. They won't be hard to find at all. - Ugh, I really hope so. Would you guys be okay with helping look for my rings for me? - Yeah, sure, we have nothing to do. We were just going to
have a day out today, but I mean, this could count as a day out. I mean, we're all together. That's what matters. - You guys are a lot more
poetic than I remember. - Okay, Sonic, let's
help you find your rings. - Okay, let's go! (boost) - Sonic? Sonic! Where'd he go, I don't see him. - Let's just go on a walk. I'm sure we'll find him eventually. - Yeah, we'll find that
little rascal eventually. - Okay, I guess that's true. - Hey guys, uh, do you guys
think it would be funny if my hat said Q? What do you guys think of that? Wouldn't it be funny if it said-- - [Mario] Luigi, come on! - Okay, okay, okay. (light music) - Whew, man, this sure is relaxing. Isn't it, Luigi? - Yep, you can say that again, Mario. - Man, we have nothing like
this in the city, though. Except for Central Park but people just kinda like to dump trash there sometimes. So, it's just nice to
finally have an open field. - Dude, you guys can't be
serious about this, right? This neighborhood is ginormous. How are we ever gonna find
some flimsy little rings in it? - I mean, surely someone or something has to have them, right? - Yeah, you've got to be confident, Sonic. I'm sure we'll find your rings in no time. We've just got to look. Oo, look at that Goomba over there. See, that one has a ring. - What the heck is a Goomba? Whoa, what is that thing? Hey, you look so familiar for some reason. What do I know you from? Oh, yeah, you're from that video game that we all played together. - Yup, it's almost like
we literally are in... Never mind. - Hey, stomp that thing! He's got my ring! - Stomp him?! What the heck?! Are you insane?! I can't do that! He's just a cute little animal, you know? I can't do that to him! (electronic beeping) - There we go, problem solved. (Mario whimpering and saying No) - What has he done? No... - [Luigi] Hey, Mario! - Yes, Luigi? - Check out this turtle guy I found. He won't stop crying
though for some reason. What's wrong, little guy? (sobbing) - Well, I'm sad because I
have this ring around my foot. (sobbing) - Aw, well, I'm sorry, little guy. Do you want me to help you get it unstuck? - No, that's not the problem. It's just that, I don't
know what to do with it. - You're crying because you
don't know what to do with... Well, well, guess what? It's your lucky day, because I do know what you can do with it. You can give it to me and my friends and it will go to very
good use, I promise. - No! I don't wanna give it to you. - What? But you just said that you
don't know what to do with it. (electronic beeping) - Stop arguing with
random stubborn animals. Now let's go find more rings. - Wow, this guy really
gets down to business. - Okay, we've got two
out of the seven rings, but I think we're moving a little slow. - Really? We've found like two rings
in the span of a minute. - Blah, blah, blah. You know how I am. We gotta speed things up! And I think I know exactly how to do that. Hey, Mario! (Mario whimpering) - What do you want, Michael Vick? - I challenge you to a duel to see who can get more rings than the other. - Oh, you really want
to challenge me, do you? - Uh, Mario, I don't think I would take this challenge against Sonic. I don't know if you're gonna win. - I'm definitely going to win! He chose the wrong person
to be competitive with. I am extremely competitive. Did you forget that me and
my brother were billionaires? We're super competitive. - Ha, ha, I don't think
you're as competitive as me. This doesn't work as well. I can't make an L-shape with my hand, but you really think that
you can get three rings before I can get two? - Oh, I know I can. That's not even a question. But I do have to ask, can
my brother Luigi help me? - What? Mario, you can't do that. That's cheating. - Wait, wait, wait. You know what? I'm so confident, that you can
have your brother help you! I think I can beat two against one! - Ha, you choose the wrong
people to fight this battle with! Me and Mario are very
good at finding things! In... sinks and in toilets. It's not very fun. - Well then, let the battle commence! (heavy breathing) - Where could these rings be? (heavy breathing) (gasping) (shimmering) - Ha, ha! Piece of cake. - Ah! Mine. (growling) - Na, na, na, na, na! (mocking) (munching) - Ah! Ah! - Ha, ha, ha! (grunting) What? (shimmering) - Ha, ha! (Sonic grumbling) - Hm... What? (Mario grunting) - Come on! Why is this thing floating? I can't grab it. (Mario grunting) (ghost cackling) - Ah! Whoa! (Sonic sighing) (spin-dash + boost) - Ha, ha! I got one! Oh god. Oh god, how am I supposed to
get it out of that anthill? Oh... (Sonic groaning) I can't find any more rings. All we can find are these four. I need all seven rings! - Uh, wait, how many rings
do you need to travel again? - One. - So then why do you need seven? - So then, why do you need a hat? It's not like you do anything with it. Why do you need overalls? You could just wear
like, a shirt and pants. - But I like my overalls and my hat. - And I like my seven rings!!! - Whew! Yup, I can't find
anymore rings, either. It's so hot outside. I wonder what the temperature is. - Uh, it's about 81 degrees. It's not too bad. - Hey, that was pretty cool. Man, if only we had those
phone things where we are. - You guys have time
travel but not phones? (group chatting) - Huh? What's that noise? - I don't know. I hear it too. Where could it be coming from? (chatting) - Guys, guess what I am! - Uh, annoying? - Close... - Hm... you're Knuckles? - Nuh-uh, I'm a Sephora worker! - Aw, dang it! I was gonna guess Spencers. - Those aren't similar, Tails? - The workers are. - Another Team Sonic? And they have my rings! Come on, guys, we have to go investigate. Hey, punks! - Huh? Hey, blue guy! - What the? Another Sonic? - Oh hey, another Sonic. Hey, how's it going, man? - Another Sonic? You say that like it's normal? - Oh yeah, I see other
Sonics all the time. I mean, Mario lives down the street and he seems to meet other Sonics a lot. So, where ya from? Do you live around here? - Ugh, no, not at all. I'm from rural Montana. I was supposed to go on
a vacation to New York, but I guess there was a
ripple in time or something and then I ended up here. I lost my rings and you
guys have the last rings that I need to get back home. - Oh, well we hadn't realized that's what the rings were for. Sorry, about that, man. - Yeah, I thought you might
say something like that. So if you don't wanna give up those rings, then I guess I might have
to fight you for them! - Fight? I don't wanna fight you. You can literally just
have them right here. We don't know what to do with them. - Yeah, we just thought they looked funny. - Can I keep mine? I like looking goofy with it. - Knuckles, give him back the rings. - Ugh!!! Why do you hate me, Mom?! Here you go, you can have it back. - What, seriously? It was that easy? I thought I was gonna
have to fight for it. - You just figured out that not everyone is as violent as you? - Hey! Say something about me
like that again, and I'll... (rumbling) What? - Uh, what was that? - It was probably just an earthquake. Don't worry about it. - Probably just an
earthquake, what do you mean?! - What could that be? (rumbling) Okay, there's something around here. What could that... (ethereal music) Oh my god. (mechanical footsteps) - A Death Egg Bot? In this universe? - Pfft, I could pick that
thing up with my pinky. - Uh... what's a Death Egg Bot? - It's the most nefarious... - Big... - Scary... - It's nothing. They're over exaggerating it. We can beat this thing. - You can beat one that's that big? - Eh, I've done it before. Thanks to the help of my Tails and Knuckles. But they're nowhere to be found. (ring portal) Huh? - Ah! Everything will be okay! Look what we've got! (shimmering) - Oh, shiny! - So you don't have to
fight this big thing. You can just come home with us. We'll open another portal. - Don't kill yourself, hedgehog. Your life is everything. You have everything to live for. - Cool. Well, I'll see you guys later. - Yeah, don't let yourself
get in this huge battle. You can just let these
guys take the victory and we can go home. (stops) - Take the victory? Hm... On second thought, I say
we finish this guy off. - What? But hedgehog... - It's okay! If this is how I have to prove myself, then I guess I must... - Now you guys infected him. Now he's talking all poetically. Can you guys just fight this guy, already? Me and Luigi don't really want to. - Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We can't fight this guy. We have a dentist appointment. Right here. Where the dentist doesn't come and we lay here and... can you do it? - Wait, you want us to fight that? (electronic whirring) - Yeah, it shouldn't be too hard. Just a little battle, you know? - Whew! Well, I guess I can try. But Luigi, you're joining in, right? - I mean, Sonic sounded pretty confident so I'd say that we could
help him a little bit. - Yeah, I could use all
the help I could get. Okay, let's go!! (spin-dash and boost) Mario? Mario, are you around? - Wa-ha! I'm right here, Sonic! - And Luigi here too! What do you want us to do? - Okay, I want you to aim for the center. All it takes is three large hits to the stomach to defeat him. Trust me, I've beat him before. He's super easy. His bark is way louder than his bite. - But how am I supposed to do that? Won't I hurt my hands if I
hit this big thing of metal? - That's why you guys have got powers. Trust me, I know you guys more than you guys know yourselves. Just hold your arm out and
you'll have a fire power. I promise. - Uh, okay. Let me just... Whoa! Whoa! I see it, Sonic. That's pretty cool. How do you know this? - Well, it seems like
you guys don't know it because you're from before your games. But you always had those powers in you. Now hold your arm out with your fire power and I'm gonna spin dash into him. - Whoa, I think I've got it. Okay, Sonic, let's-a-go! - It's a Luigi time! - There ya go, you guys got it! Okay, we got one shot at this! And GO!!! (electric buzzing) (groaning) - Whoa. - Gets better every time I see it! - Wow, you did great, Sonic! So, now, now can we go home, please? - Yeah, sure, that's fine. Got my bag of rings, we can go home now. - Sounds good, hedgehog. Great work out there. (ring portal) - Wha, wait? Why did you guys bring two rings though? - I don't know, just in case
you didn't wanna go back home because that one only works for home, but this one we can go wherever we want. - Wherever we want? You guys wanna go back home? - Oh, me? Uh, yeah, I guess this
does count as a visit. That was pretty crazy. I am pretty pooped out,
so, yeah we could go home. What do you say, Luigi? (Luigi coughing) - Mario, I don't like
Chef Boyardee anymore. - What? What does have to do with anything? (gasping) - No way, he's becoming just like me! He's saying random things! - Oh god, why do you
have to possess everyone? - Tails, I want you to
open that other portal to Brooklyn, New York in the 1980s. - Brooklyn in the '80s, got it. (ring portal) - That works perfectly. Thanks, Tails. See ya guys around. - Bye, other Sonic! Hopefully we see you sometime again! - Yeah, I actually do
hope that we can see you sometime again, you're a lot nicer than our actual Sonic. At least you actually have some humility. - Ha, ha! I'll make sure to plan another visit! (flying into portal) - Thank you, humans, for the show. (into portal) - All right, we'll see you around other Mario and Luigi! - We'll see you guys! Make sure to bring us something next time! Woo! - Yeah, bring us like some
Spaghetti-Os or something. I want literally anything
but Chef Boyardee. Ah! - What? What do you mean
bring you something? You guys are the ones that
are supposed to come here. Whatever. Maybe they'll bring time travel here so that we can go back to them. - Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. Okay, we've got to go home. I'm getting way too many mosquito bites. - But your clothes are
covering your whole body. How are you getting mosquito bites? - Trust me, Mario, they
find a way to creep in. - That's true. (light music) (whooshing) - Lame-O's! you guys
wanna go play some Val? - Oh yeah, I'd love to play some Val! - Yeah, you bet I wanna play some Val! Ha, ha, ha! We have no idea what we're talking about. We've never played that. - I just wanted to sound
cool like everyone else.
