Crashing A College Reunion!

[Music] you're making your situation worse and i will call to have you escorted out no but you just can't call the cops on black lives matter month oh that's right okay king james like posted on his twitter i'm sure you didn't record your actions earlier oh no no i'm gonna give them like the step-by-step replay so basically we're waiting in line to get our car right we literally had a reservation for hertz and this lady in front of us she had did it through a third party it's called priceline and priceline had cancelled her reservation with her so she was yelling at them like she was going crazy like you guys call priceline i should have to call them and they're like man we can't call priceline so i was like call priceline call priceline and that novel looking as dude was like why are you yelling at me and i was like oh i thought you couldn't hear me that's why i was yelling my bad so i pulled out my phone and i was like yo what's good priceline how you guys doing tell mr priceline i said what's up dude dropped everything he had on his hands and just looked at me and then finally when it was our turn to get our car we went up to the line dude was like no you can't get it we're not serving you so i was like if bro is gonna be that petty and you know that like mad and stuff like i might as well troll him back i'm not going to rent you it's that simple okay i'm gonna have to make a call to priceline real quick yeah priceline yeah nah he tweaking bro you're not even on a phone call come on i'll just get escorted out okay awesome no problem unless brody wants to make a clutch play five seconds left on the clock you go in there get my reservation euro step past the defender so now you're being and give me the key what did i do that was aggressive you're literally fronting to him right now no i said he could be clutch and europe stepped past the defender this is a euro step that was a travel but like it's two steps three two roger goodell gets called in added two more seconds to the clock ten adam i can't lie your company is called hertz and i hurt isn't that like really poetic hertz is hurting me i feel like we just got off on the wrong foot bro you give me the car right now i'll give you 25 e-books [Music] yeah priceline nah yeah they tweaking what happened oh yeah i'm coming with y'all no uberxel no no i paid for it with y'all that's my friend too move the louis bag let me put my stuff in there no they're hogging the trunk oh [ __ ] what's good i was trying to get in that car can i hop in what the [ __ ] did you just come and hit here i'm good man no i have this amazing idea right what's up we're in tampa right now mr levine showing us awesome hospitality of course of course of course appreciate you last night wasn't a [ __ ] adventure that was well we discussed spider-man for eight hours this bro this man says the amazing spider-man is the best spider-man out of the whole spider-man 2. that's the worst one in the whole franchise out of that one no no best love story number one most swagged out spider-man toby mcguire and [ __ ] andrew garfield walking through school who's [ __ ] the hot [ __ ] toby [ __ ] no toby has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen oh my god isn't that a [ __ ] video full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen trailer and that's just still up to this day as long as we can agree that they're all better than tom then like but at the end of the day they're all good spider-man is about spider-man by himself every spider-man movie now is literally tom holland calling up his [ __ ] buddies like he's [ __ ] 12 deep and could call up any of his [ __ ] at speed dial the first movie he has tony stark backing him tony stark dies i'm thinking okay damn okay he's really by himself oh no you got drones now now in the third one he got doctor strange he's gonna have toby and he's gonna have andrew like bro how much help do you need tom toby's the best peter parker andrew's the best spider-man toby literally made jokes while he would [ __ ] be spider-man people forget about that this is the [ __ ] peter parker you like oh the whole movie you can't even say i'm lying but i like that type of [ __ ] like anakin from star wars my favorite you like that type of [ __ ] but you don't like the office i don't get it i don't get it i don't get it so pj he's walking with us we're going to hurt we got to get a rental car do you think we'll actually be able to get it this time i think so i feel like north like put a hit on us at all hurts so now like they're all on like watch for us hey how you doing can you tell me where the rental car place is up there it's supposed to be upstairs by the pool hey can i please get your number like you're literally beautiful i have a boyfriend i'm not very mad okay off the record do we really have a boyfriend yeah there's like nothing i could do not today oh she had a [ __ ] dump truck did you see that [ __ ] oh and there's no one here bro [ __ ] no give me my supra no what what what i think why did you tell me to jump bro i don't know what about suicidal like what if i just said [ __ ] i the [ __ ] are they even doing is that like a high school reunion this is the reunion yeah yeah i went to ut my name is demarcus cousins and i majored in raw dogging we're about to crash a college reunion a long time they'll see pete [ __ ] steve how you guys doing remember veronica like the girl you said raw dog in the dorms i don't but um i had to have to drink that night oh yeah i'm gonna give me a shirtly temple real quick hey but it's good seeing y'all see you guys at the after party are you gonna jump oh no that was my brother jerome yeah we just looked the same no way the man himself long time no see remember when i used to give you the the wedgies yeah in the locker room you don't remember that you're here it's like tender but like 10 times better no way the man himself rob long time no see bro you look good how you what you been up to man you know the usual stuff you should have seen him back in the dorms he would ask me for viagra every day he'd be like yo demarcus with the viagra you know what i mean you know what i mean she just found you on tick-tock oh youtube is that you no that's not me who's come on i googled the name on his shirt no no that's all good though yeah i get confused with him a lot though the i had to carry you out of there ah you can't believe i got it no you're all right get out of here get out of here if this goes on youtube you guys are dead i'm going to tell you right now right off the bat you're dead hey you don't know about him he was a killer in school did you finish those five years in prison after college what did he say and everybody knows you know the whole football team been through this but hey we ain't gotta talk about it we ain't gonna talk about it but you guys have a good time great time to see it y'all great time to see the [ __ ] out of me i know what's so funny i know we have [ __ ] like people that watch both of us you know like they run to you like yeah man because of you i'm waiting until i'm uh married and stuff like that and then when they run into me i'm wrong i can hold these [ __ ] i'm in the [ __ ] sixth grade but i'm [ __ ] wrong the teacher the janitor the assistant principal it doesn't matter this [ __ ] actually lives by what he says too now he just raw dogs girls i'm like bro i don't know how you don't get [ __ ] scared about it you buy the merch at shopjimmy.com you become a professional too the homie dizzy dill he has a dilemma he's trying to figure out whether or not he wants to break his celibacy and join the raw dog club but pj over here has been a [ __ ] blocker i'm leaning towards virginity bro he's like bro i want to jerk her off so bad he's like not jerking off's bad and he's like dude i want to [ __ ] so bad now i'm waiting for me bro all right bro what 18 year old doesn't say that i would like for you to stop [ __ ] my man and let him get that raw dog 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Channel: JiDion

Views: 5,195,919

Keywords: jidion, vlog, funny, prank

Id: v_DKBbFB_FI

Length: 8min 38sec (518 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 31 2021