Old Man Tried to Fight Me!

was showing me this dude that went viral on twitter a couple years ago and he's like i want me some pog or he's like a professional paw getter my mother always told me if i ever gotten a haircut i would have checked more pogs hey do you guys know where the pog is yeah i'm trying to cop me something you look like a paw getter are you are you a paw getter i hope i can make it to your level one day excuse me sir can you tell me what aisle the pog is on the fat ass white girls the fat ass white girls like the big booty white girls are you serious bbw season's over bbw season's over oh come on man the video just started get out of my face you got in my face we need a manager over here to get this guy out of here i was just asking what the pog is that can you tell me what all that song i don't think we have that here man i'm gonna go check i'll 69. that's why [ __ ] just think they can just touch my camera bro i swear bro i know i'll be joking around and [ __ ] but one day i'm gonna [ __ ] oh i don't even explain what we're doing all right so basically today is my old high school's homecoming game right literally when i played high school football coaches would never let me play like they hold the [ __ ] out of me all i know is i don't think he realizes like half the people in here watch the videos sir i need your help a guy in here is chasing me he wants to beat me up oh really yeah well tag team yeah why not okay you're matt hardy i'm jeff hardy there he is get him get him right right there hey my friend's not gonna let you hurt me i'm not gonna hurt you it's bigger than black and white why would you sit here and talk like that in front of this man's wife it's the problem with the whole way of life we can't change overnight might as well go ahead and start here you know it's been one hell of a year i'm gonna make a count while i'm here i want you to know god is the only man i fear i don't it he does he wants all the smoke i don't know he is right here but you could easily take him bro you scare me i know i i appreciate the concern but like literally fill me i i see it right i'm not like jack harlow i'm actually shaking yeah i can see that bro you look pretty scared but i'm gonna have to ask you to go wait wait here can you like stand in front of him he has a long reach yeah appreciate it talk like that in front of my wife again you'll be wishing you had all right i don't see you handling enough if you swing my homie's gonna hit you with the one two mayweather put your ass out of here oh lily all i asked him was where the pod was at uw man's though w in the chat for brody bro we didn't get to do what we wanted i know it's probably unfortunate y'all are in here all the time too y'all good people you see guys we're not that much hey there's a very angry guy in there i would just say be careful if you see a guy about six two kind of got a beer belly don't ask him where the pog is bad thinks is gonna happen hey man w veto in the chat that boy did not move at all any other filmer would have been like oh shiver me timbers you guys gonna give him a follow right now man all right so before i got interrupted on my pog search is basically i'm gonna dress up like a football player because my old high school was having their homecoming game and when i played football my coach would never let me play i literally only played one game when we were up by 60. but i still got that burning sensation in my heart to go out there and play man so i'm gonna dress up like a football player today and i'm gonna be begging my old coaches to put me back in the game for chris shaw what about what am i dylan what about moms maybe i can leave trencher i can't leave crunch show think i'm gonna leave they need me coop moms dylan you ever watch all americans i've seen the problems yeah they're getting rid of the dude because he's british and they want to get like some american skin in there so i'm just like auditioning how'd i sound good hey brody man i'm trying to find some shoulder pads yes sir coach was just saying that they don't have the personnel this year so you just hit me up on twitter it was like yo the marcus did you suit up to this game i was like yeah i got your coach what about that jersey oh yeah i could get you out oh say list i have to get a big ass battery though i'll just hop on my back you can lift me up yeah pogs love a man in uniform you guys in line right now i appreciate you i'm late for the game let's go falcons [Laughter] [Music] i actually am really really nervous because like my coaches have like a psychological hold over me like in high school they would literally make me feel less comfortable catch me principal drake i need you me in there our bar head connection isn't strong enough right now i think you put me on the intercom right now i know you're sitting on the intercom right now i need you to put me on the intercom or something they don't see me i can't do anything right now bro man you got a man bun bro i know you got power come on let's go the only reason he returned that was because i came out [Music] hey why are you throwing short passes go over the top do you not play madden just let me call the plays call me madden ask madden ask me well they're not driving the ball fast enough oh yeah definitely all my coaches are going to unfollow me on twitter you just told me like you're a youtube machine right no no no no no no i'm a football star i still play i have two years of eligibility list i red shirted then i told my acl my sophomore year you're a ball brother too so i know you can appreciate the game they're not putting me in get out there until the coach puts you in man bro i've been yelling at like 69 octaves right now they're not hearing me granville coach granville let's go coach hi how are you doing do you not know who i am yeah it's been a minute i'm demarcus cousins yeah i'm sure this will be on youtube right no this is pornhub i need to get on the field like right now it's bigger than black and white it's the problem with the whole way of life we can't change overnight but demarcus cousins is going to make the play tonight let me in they're blue ball to me that blue ball of me you gotta go back up there go back up there hey i'm just gonna let you guys know like you guys gotta chill out because i can't get in trouble but y'all can but y'all be chill though hey by any chance do you think you can walk me over to the creekside can i walk you to the crankshaft yeah cause i got a bunch of people following me what you mean i don't know they're scaring me are you joking or not no here come here they're calling me demarcus cousins and i don't even know what that means who's supposed to be with you i don't i don't i don't know what my mom is i just wanted to watch my old team play and then all those kids they were coming after me and saying yo demarcus remember that came saying it was with you of h well that's your class no that's my twin would you say he's more of a von miller or amia khalifa lewis my second choice mia khalifa von miller that's an easy guess y'all can be causing no disruption we're not we're trying not to okay so y'all leaving no we want to watch the game but just everybody's following us are you interviewing anybody this time no not this time scouting season doesn't start yet if that crawl was following y'all y'all have to leave because we're not having all of that well i can't help that though me neither so i'm off the road kicked out yeah yeah but what'd i do wrong you didn't do anything wrong for your safety we're asking you to leave because we don't want you to get hurt that's why you want to go in the field where it's more calmer y'all make it to your park so y'all need to go ahead and go down it's not a taxi oh i thought i got a free ride yeah did i break any laws i don't know she said just because i'm tick tock famous i have to leave you like it's not my fault that i hit the woe in the renegade better than everybody else you know well that's above my pay grade buddy i'm not gonna be pretty lit if we did a duet you know yeah dude you at least want to hit a water burger after the game can ask you a question why do they call cops 12. that's what all my ops said i say oh yo 12 coming like 9 plus 1 plus 1 is 11. you must not be in tune with the trees [Music] the baby

Channel: JiDion

Views: 9,497,043

Keywords: jidion, vlog, funny, prank

Id: n-iCSim6LEg

Length: 9min 13sec (553 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 26 2021

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