Crafting the ultimate maggot wand

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] gaming all right chad i um you you spoke i listened and uh for the first time ever we're gonna have a sub goal we have a sub goal can you can anyone guess what it's gonna be any ideas i need any wild guesses in chat today ah the first one got it the first one the first one [ __ ] got it i'm done wow that's crazy that's insane is that literally it's not the number it's what the goal is for you [ __ ] it's what oh my god who cares what the number is it's just a number what did that what what is the purpose of the number why why why are we trying to get there what's that what's the goal here you know that that's that's what that's what's juicy that's what's exciting not the [ __ ] number who cares anyways anyways we're going to play notes today i've installed a new mod um that doesn't really change much much but anyways uh we're gonna try i'm gonna try abusing fungal shift today because i found a way that you can uh like you know kind of control what happens when you when it happens that if that makes sense you have a way to decide what happens or which or like to to potentially choose which which uh liquid or substance gets uh [ __ ] by the shift will you will you when will you play friday night funken i already have did i beat the game why would i play it again it's already done i there it there it is boys there it is pay the [ __ ] up anyways uh game holding a potion gives 75 percent yup mode that i could play muldered i could play although if i ever reach those 600 i have a special plan for that stream and this is going to be similar to friday night but it's not going to be friday night it's just yeah good eye good ass game hello little puppy where's the smile fish time all right there we go today again no no no can i is it on no it is not sorry i scammed you that's that's on you though if you if you if you like use your fish before the stream starts like what do you expect man what do you expect idiot oh [ __ ] we gotta turn that off off hello donny one two three how are you doing today i love the lip fart guts what a name hydrate okay why is hydrate on [ __ ] oh gaming i'm not a killer fish goodbye hogfish is dead see ya orb oh we got it one dynamite hey fambino have you finally learned the pyro gameplay after last smash streams coke no i have not thank you for watch mike oops big have you learned pyro gameplay i mean what does this learn all she has one move it's side b it's that stupid [ __ ] spinning blade that's all she has that's the only thing she can do apparently i i haven't seen a pirate it's a single other move than the [ __ ] uh spinning dog [ __ ] so i've all i learned her in like two seconds i learned her after one game i realized okay well if i just press jump and punish it then it's fine that's all you gotta do and then pyro s no more [Music] x buckets x bucket that wetsuit gamingx thanks for the primer this is something update i think it was 4 18 when we started no maybe it doesn't oh i gotta run the [ __ ] no the program is running yeah it is it is so whatever well maybe it's slow maybe it only checks once per minute or some [ __ ] i'm gonna wait for this to burn and grab that wand it could be something good that's my [ __ ] fish get out of here bastards yeah it was 4 18 before yeah no that's it after that it's 4 19 now look at that oh i won and it does a torch dude it's dude crazy what is that is that impostor from also put on the maid outfitters dolph this is a threat put on the maid outfit that's still familiar this is threat no i don't think i would no thank for the warner bits million more than 41 dude i caught fire that is very bad oh my god the streamer lucky today it's actually real black hole for stage let's [ __ ] go what is that what man anyways good morning all the way into people just woke up how's the stream going so far i either started streaming good morning man so far it's [ __ ] terrible we have among the spitters hope you're having a good day man wake up they ruined a heart thanks and we have a walter potion water is the best drink hi albino viva what are you running today what do you mean what am i running today i'm playing video games what am i running and playing scout if you aren't feeling sus enough today look down at your big toe all right they keep killing themselves i wonder why maybe they know that i've reskinned them and they just want to die now to just end it all i don't want to be among us i want to be happy they said you know what it's understandable you're looking so swedish today thanks danny bowie you know do you know just the right words to say there we go i don't have patience to wait for this set fire takes too long dude burn faster yeah seriously right search the right [ __ ] burn go ahead give me money give me twice the money from burning to death oh fish see ya well that's better than a [ __ ] torch isn't it the exact same a carbon copy of the one i already had i don't really need it but i can use the dig for now so i can just replace it whenever we have a lot of big fish today what the [ __ ] dude bro that's crazy oh no it's a mogus it's actually nicer because it doesn't have gravity so you can kind of dig it dig with it like that hey stop i don't want to think i don't take take damage i don't want to take take damage stop it no no ah i took six damage [ __ ] john max thank you for the prime dude thank you thank you so much am i playing on shuffle i am playing a shuffle tremendous celeste music no that wasn't celeste that was maple story now it's unreal music don't shoot me thank you i'm not finding much like money but i mean slowly but surely i'm getting like a acceptable amount i suppose go through it once and done get the [ __ ] out get up get her ah stop coming on me [ __ ] my barrel why is it doing that just because i shot it [ __ ] dude okay no i have had it with your [ __ ] die never again never again toxic fire that was like 10 damage honestly this is the first time i caught an albino stream well welcome chopa's chop saab let's use this one i said because oil is pretty cool oil is fine i'm cool with oil i'm in the region after all okay and now it's dead but it fell down there so effectively that uh can i set fire to this yeah i can jesus christ do this game [ __ ] you don't catch a break you do not catch a break in this game i believe i've been trying to be so careful the entire level and i just take i take one sip i take one sip and i look back at the screen and i'm [ __ ] turning to death this is great at least i have the fish to accompany me all right ah [ __ ] fire god damn it there we go okay calm down fish oh there's that [ __ ] [ __ ] i almost said a gamer word anyways and this muddy [ __ ] water again back at it with the tick damage hell god yeah we're gaming today we're gaming oh there's that guy again that friend stop it man stop it and now see that's why i don't like doing that because now they're gonna bleed all over the place and i'm gonna take damage hey i have to piss them at first and then shoot it boom a safe recovery of the tablet now these usually have like a well this structure here has a chance to spawn a heart in it but i recently found out how the chest generation works and hearts some structures have a chance to spawn hearts that part has a chance to be a chest uh yeah this one has this this is like one of the structures that have a chance there are some that are guaranteed but this one is not i think we're done here five 500 coins i can just go and heal i mean i kind of low on health and i have black holes so honestly i have i have like decent hopes of this run it's not a one shot that's kind of cringe but maybe no nothing really good here well i guess i can now it's nice to have this here because i can use that to kill savari i think can it maintain it yeah what about this [Music] this is the best i got for killing stewart this is the best i got if it comes to that these are all dog [ __ ] and these are the dog [ __ ] and that's eraser burglar perk luck boys did you ever find out what was up with the whole great chest mimic meme going on i i didn't no i don't even know what that's about it could let me just like quickly go through my mod list and just see if there's maybe something there that could be causing it but i just like you know what could it be can't think no honestly the most likely new enemies and i could turn that off because i am not using twitch spawns uh extras extended which should not do that goku's goku's might do it uh other than that it's either goki or new enemies i'm guessing i'm guessing new enemies because it is an enemy uh so let me just go ahead and disable new enemies wait 420 look at that didn't you say that it was some new enemies mod as chad said they weren't in base game yeah yeah no it's it's definitely that because new enemies the thing about that mod is that in in the beginning the there is one enemy it spawns that you can't turn off i honestly i should have wrote a post on it on the steam forums but the thing is i'm [ __ ] lazy uh there's a plant in the fifth level the jungle that shoots acid like all over the place new enemies adds an enemy very variant of that that is upside down it's like has reverse gravity so let's drink that and shoot up here one dynamite wow there we go um and yeah the the the the reverse gravity plant you can't turn it off it's not listed in the in the config menu so yeah there's that i'm guessing the the greater chess mimic is one of those that's my my guess here and i think that uh enemy has like been cucking me off some chests for for the past couple of runs most likely so let's see how it is now what the [ __ ] happened here no really weird weird carvings on the metal there the [ __ ] something uh dangerous what the [ __ ] has happened here man okay there's been like a [ __ ] in a worm or something that's actually a pretty decent one but this is better i think it's better just more damage yeah there's been like a million worms here what the [ __ ] this is the magic maggot seed the gods are probably gonna be angry on this look at all this [ __ ] man the gods are already angry they got it i'm surprised they haven't gotten the message yet because this is some [ __ ] crazy he told me there another my god the devil is just [ __ ] gone goddammit but we i think they are small maggots no that this is definitely this this looks like a big maggot maybe it's a weird pattern but there's definitely maggots there's no doubt about that please stop ruining my world oh yeah i should get some water shouldn't i that fish instantly died deleted honestly honestly though it was deserved i think it was dessert and it's a bomb next the roomy modifier adds artificial worm tunnels to the map oh that's the new modifier that's the new modifier on [ __ ] on on the on this yeah because the beta added new modifier today i didn't read the personals because i launched the game uh earlier today uh just to test the amorgis mod but yeah i guess that's the thing then what's this another bomb one fantastic wow i just realized that it was gonna be very big another level is definitely roomy i gotta give it that i don't have water still gotta go get that that's some good money this isn't new well okay well the thing is though that it said in the fetch notes today that there was a new like level modifier added so i'm just assuming that the one that i have never seen during 300 hours of place time was gonna be the one that was new but hey you know i guess it was wrong i haven't seen the new one yet okay i think honestly i think you just saw it i think you're seeing it right now but hey that's just me that is just me anything anything cool in this stage anything i want no perfect got above and below gaming that's my pancake thank you for the prime dude how much is your only fancy again i don't have one i don't have one but i'm i'm seeing like a potential for free money here i'm seeing potential for free money that's all i'll say about that oh nothing here oh this could be one of those oh no all right rescale boy i made pixing no ah again oil stop it man you can literally take a selfie with the maid outfit and make a huge bank yeah but then there's my dignity you know there's more to it than that there's there's a price for anything especially in this case nick's master shafter thank you for the five gift subs thank you thank you i stole for one now you can see that on the screen i'm waiting for this oil to burn i'm not gonna go like i'm too lazy i'm gonna i'm too standard i'm not gonna waste the dynamite right to get through here when i can literally when i can literally just wait name price mr albino i already have it's like it's like [ __ ] it's it's right it's right there man it's right it's right there it's okay i actually gotta really not catch catch fire because i don't have water i still have no i still don't have water i gotta go get that man dude i i already i'm so used to having water that when i don't have it i just assume i do but on the rare playthrough on the rear on the rear like say that i don't spawn with water and i actually go through with it aka when i get berserkium i i sometimes forget there we go let's let's actually just pour some more out because we don't we don't need that much berserker we don't need that much that they don't well there's a conduit like clone car [ __ ] hate when the game does this there was like five in there god what's that empty empty portion i don't think i've ever found that but okay that's gonna be my water potion then i can like save the berserker for something useful tremendous uh what is your fetish money money what do you think i'm a twitch streamer where was the oil tunnel again i think it was like over here all right i've only checked out that one let's just for just for fun do this get angry and god damn [ __ ] off there we go is the channel points spawns disabled yep i thought you were a streamer because you have no friends no no no no no no no no absolutely not oh i want it's a two slot one but no butts it's a dog [ __ ] one with a poop [ __ ] spell oh my god oh my god again god [ __ ] damn stop eating my fish my god there's that guy hydrate this is actual hydrate i'm gonna get some water let me just give a syllable his axes hold up wait a minute and there you go what do we get what do we get what's this polymorphian that's kind of useful oh oh all right nothing else i could go further left i mean i haven't taken a single point of damage so far so i have i still have some uh some health to work with here wanna do that got it oh that's a lot of money that's actually worth using tablets in those guys is pretty good now for this guy i'm going to use the la bombo grande goodbye yeah off he goes and there was a chest here what do you know oh touch of gold let's [ __ ] go wait does this touch of gold work on the does that work on the side bosses can you just turn the enemies into gold is that a thing oh [ __ ] i don't even know oh [ __ ] try it okay you know what [ __ ] it i'll try it bubba boy breakfast machine thank you very soon another chat wow wow no this was kind of a piss one but i'll take it over the bomb one [ __ ] it i would rather have honestly i would rather have gold but oh my god god [ __ ] that i found like a touch of gold this [ __ ] die [ __ ] yeah give me hearts heart delivery service coming through today thank you beast my god you know i could probably wait where did they come from oh do we have a [ __ ] tunnel to the other side no where did they come from albino what is your country's most popular alcohol anipa a liquor indulge us little man helicard thank you for that what's the telecard where most popular liquor is probably beer but if you look if you if you mean like ah [ __ ] i'll put it can i make more yeah i can make more blood but if you mean like locally brewed it's probably a beer i'm guessing beer we're just gonna create some worm blood here see i wanna i wanna drink the rum blood but i don't want to eat the meat because if you eat worm meat then you will just get sick so to work around that we're just gonna delete it by doing this and possibly creating some more blood in the process it's gonna take a little bit though but who cares be resistant all right telecard get some my favorite drink though is probably gin tonic which is why i drink it on such a regular basis on stream goddammit all right 100 seconds let's go [Music] there it is down there that's right we get those no it's 175. pretty good oh wait what what what did i do the [ __ ] oh okay you know what i'm just gonna go this way i'm gonna go over here you enjoy yourselves tawari it's angered gods well yeah just say stay there and we're good i think there he is it's the worry the dog the dog himself i think the game is trying to tell him something here another one okay come through oh this is a [ __ ] hard choice man this is a hard choice these are like old [ __ ] insane these perks are saying dude the [ __ ] we have we have a concentrated spells which i like the most explosion immunity which is just obviously really good let me among us um i'm not sure what to take i'm fine i'm fine with either everyone has an exciting explosion yeah i see it's one of these two these are nice to have but these two are also very good i really like concentrated spots but i'm not sure if i need it oh what oh [ __ ] damn look at that we have a good wand wouldn't it better like this though just another better oh [ __ ] dude i think explosion that's like explosion this lotion is just so [ __ ] good oh [ __ ] your fish is dead see ya oh [ __ ] long distance cast what if we use that on my why this is this safe i i i ca i don't i don't uh [Music] three spells per cast shouldn't matter though but uh i don't know man oh time to piss why is it damaging me so much what the [ __ ] there we go check this out pip this one peep this one like really long distance pissing long distance pissing yep that's how we do i'm over here but i pissed over there easy on my first run today i managed to find a second seeded broth of midas liquid randomly in water okay nice dude yep that's good uh i'll keep this i guess for the survivors it's not like i need their money anyway don't need that don't take that blah blah i will go on like this no i can't be exploded actually stevoir isn't dangerous at all now if you don't if you have the thing about cevar is that his main attack like the big ball that homes in after you uh it primarily does explosion damage if you have explosion immunity you would you would take like no aoe damage you won't get knocked away i think because if you're immune to the damage it won't knock you away naturally and yeah he just becomes very easy if you have it as far as i can tell also it's kind of sad that most of the time when i have uh when i don't play twitch spawns when i don't play it right i never find the [ __ ] uh meditation stone but when i have switch pawns on and i need to stand still for 20 seconds to go to the to the meditation room oh it's only when i have twitch one switch one's on which is infuriating because i never get to go there did you finish the sun quest nope well i i basically finished it i just haven't moved it i didn't put it in the right place but i made the final thing yeah i just wasn't able to transport it you know sad sad how do i get good lull i don't know how to make good ones well yeah you just got to know a couple of things like this one has a luminous drill makes so that the wand it has less casterly and recharge time and that's why i'm able to shoot this fast because without doing this thrill it will choose pretty like kind of fast but not nearly as fast just knowing it no there's no spell properties like that it's gonna get you a long way in this game and obviously knowing it and abusing it oh don't shoot more don't shoot more you [ __ ] well we have black holes let's go what's this it can't cast it oh it can okay nice i don't think i managed to support this one really damn christian walter 5 30 recharge can you please link your music playlist it's super good i think if you type exclamation point playlist you will get it i think i think that's how it is someone made a comment for it because people kept asking not exclamation point music playlist playlist oh music it actually is music never mind i didn't make the command man i didn't make it wow this monkey wrap he took my [ __ ] one man get back oh [ __ ] let's do the let's do the let's do the fungal shift but we're gonna hold polymorph in our hand we're gonna we're gonna hold polymorphian and eat mushrooms this is probably the dumbest [ __ ] i've ever done but let's let's let's go let's bet it all oh if it transforms oh a polymorphism didn't get affected it said whiskey it was whiskey sad it didn't work it didn't work what did this used to be water is whiskey oh no i need fire immediately i need firearms water is risky ah this is gonna be painful how do i put out my [ __ ] flames then i need blood potions the run the runners got more annoying now because i can't purify toxic sludge and i mean we can always start we can always try again and hold polymorphian dude imagine if all the water got turned into polymorphian holy [ __ ] snow melts and it's polymorphin like that'll be terrible oh [ __ ] come back here it was like a little pixel of toxic rock there whiskey transformed oh this guy has a wand what's he got on it though is the teleport wand no it's a return oh it could be a oh oh i thought it was going to be a um even though it's rare as [ __ ] hello goodbye alright yeah i don't like being drunk all the time i would rather not it's [ __ ] amazing you think you can still use swamp to clear the toxic sludge oh yeah maybe i can but sometimes it transforms the groups and not you know this means we can burn away the entire ocean because the ocean is not only gonna be [ __ ] uh whiskey the entire ocean is gonna be dude i want to go i want to go burn it i want to go burn all of it and just the goal this place is to get fire immunity and just go burn the ocean [Music] money what do we have here maybe polymorphin is just a liquid that can't be transformed or actually i'm not sure there we go can someone explain to me what the liner just did in the cave man language my brick what what i did oh i ate fungus if you eat fungus then uh if you eat too much fungus then our liquid will be turned one liquid will be transformed into something else so in my case uh water got transformed into whiskey so water is not obtainable in this world anymore like i can never get water again it's always going to be risky whisky still remains risky though it's just what happens when you trip to hard hello see no damage knock back he's kind of a pushover now especially when they saw the [ __ ] sheep oh yeah i'll take that you know what [ __ ] it i'll take it i'll take it i don't care about the extra perk i want those oh we got chainsaws though [Music] when you're playing all craft again not sure hydrate sure [Music] my [Music] by fish see you i regret to inform you that the fish has been sucked into a black hole uh what so well now i can shoot fast so there's that that is good yeah that's better because the damage doesn't matter this is five this is three but i have concentrated spells so who cares this one's more range so i'm using it yeah just like that 265 crits yep that sounds about right [Music] it can dig too look at that [ __ ] whiskey [Music] there we go how can i find so much no shuffle once i find the shuffle ones i i usually do too but i guess i was just lucky today i don't know what to tell you man sometimes the streamer like do work most of the time it doesn't though good evening mr streamer man jordy crew thank you for what's up man good evening oh they burns up it turns to whiskey oh i'm covering dog [ __ ] and now i can't i can't put that okay blood blood this paste blow this base oh [ __ ] i gotta pour out this whiskey and put some blood on me there we go now now if i start burning i can actually put it out i just gotta go collect some blood [ __ ] i got hit whiskey potion wow thanks you know the this music actually fits with this level really well oh they're hitting each other because they're absurd nice got him dude i have constructed spells to make myself more accurate but then there's just [ __ ] whiskey everywhere and i can't aim for [ __ ] got them it wasn't much to find this level i'm gonna be real gonna go away from that goodbye a worm hello okay i just want to shot it that's fine good evening how you doing a blood [ __ ] pool nice that's exactly what i need tremendous that is what i need that's a bad one but you know it could have your spell still usually doesn't though yeah it really don't stop doing that what do you keep polymorphing uh i don't know i should just throw it away honestly i should throw it away but i don't want to i haven't had a reason to yet to be honest god damn so much [ __ ] whiskey man towards a good course of course supposedly hey albino i couldn't find the secret patreon the secret patreon where you post very porn drawings so here's a sub instead alright nice i appreciate it uh yeah there wasn't much to find here honestly i mean i usually find more useful things when i go to this place but i guess not this time oh no no no no it burns the snow burns from whiskey creating more whiskey because it goes to the water like it's just it's like an endless loop until it's like there's no more snow just gonna keep making more and more of that [ __ ] this am i can easily kill story i think let me move how did that happen cutting laser that's nice nice nice and there we have it a reason to use this can afford this endlessly all right pretty uh an uneventful level i gotta say but whatever you can't think i can't make more dude i'm i'm done right i am done oh you know what would be funny if you made oil if you made concentrated mana turn into oil because then mech enemies will bleed constantly mana which kills them that'll be [ __ ] pog champ i don't know if you guys knew but yeah these guys don't like metal does not like mana at all so if you make them bleed that then that's gonna be very nice box okay i guess i'll go next level now so yeah it's pretty good well i don't know does it do i take that [Music] you know what since i have explosion immunity it's not that big of a deal since i already have this this is not a huge deal it's fine i have a shield very nice uh anything else i need no see the gods are upset more whiskey nice no actually i don't need that epic [ __ ] whiskey dude i don't want to be drunk anymore goddammit no oh my god this [ __ ] uh whiskey is annoying holy [ __ ] i need fire immunity now the ghosts are molding yeah but concentrated spells is just so good that even if super steve spawns it doesn't matter i can't kill him in like less than a second he's not mad once i go out of the snow level it should be fine the shield is so good on this level man if you if you like if you ever wonder if shield is a spark worth picking just you try it once on this level try it once in this level it's so [ __ ] good it's actually tremendous because he just gets [ __ ] they just get [ __ ] by the shield no exception it just attracts them they can't fit me there we go good morning streamer how on you fire 3500 horsepower 10 more perks in holly mountain and not once has spawned perk lottery or and resistance help malt hello yost thank you for the best man just get good man just get good at the game do you like me look at this wow this game is so easy i don't even have to think i am going to catch fire though that sucks but other than that i produce again got this [ __ ] whiskey man man stop it man i mean i i would normally hear have a teleportation i like actually i could i could go get the end everything let's just do this for fun what could possibly go wrong let's get the phone as well he is good at the game yep i stand by that that was [ __ ] dude i stand by that i don't care oh [ __ ] normally that would be several hundred damage to me but i'm just good at the game you see can i stop being drunk for like one second oh my god this fire is killing my medic and there we go i want at last uh zero five zero 28 which is this cool anyways great awesome yes i am indeed mauled so anyways can i get the ip yes hmm can you yeah i think you can but i'm playing now so i'm not gonna do it right now i think for the bits though oh there's a sharp nice i'll take both all right so now we need the we need the [ __ ] uh let's celebrate rotation or some [ __ ] oh hello where did that come from where did the music go it's like so quiet god [ __ ] damn yes oh this is good potentially is that small steel bricks dip i just watched it see ah yeah nice okay you have angered the gods i do not care you have any trigger spots i don't think we do i do not think hmm okay nice [Music] it's a shuffle wonder if this was not shuffle it would be a good one but it's traveled sorry so somehow the ambrosia portion lived we have it now that's good i can go to parallel worlds if i get the limited spells that's good it's nice to have that sorted only donating this to let you that you must drink maggots okay thank you that's a decent one it's a decent one for certain things i'll take it another shuffle wand epic it's not even good nice that's slime yeah let's get a dragon maybe the dragon will give us the [ __ ] uh the uh good [ __ ] justin plus whth only 1 200 amg per second without visiting parallel world's worst mistake of my life nice thank you for the bits man i think i'm doing 1200 right now if i just find a good nunchuck i definitely can't do that might have more actually just get concentrated spells forehead got the frames accelerating shot and just an overall better one with four slots but good stats we like that accelerating shot is good though i like it homing field i don't trust it i have been fooled by it one too many times i'm not gonna use it again [ __ ] it i'm impatient i think i think the reason they have low fps toward is that i'm using a bouncing and chainsaws the gamers doesn't like them like for real but i'm constantly having low frames i wonder what that's about wow so many good spells someone want it's better than this yeah what we have here it's shuffle but it has a recoil damper i'll bring that to the thing and equip it right now bring it back bastard you sorry about your frames bro we had to simulate a single pixel of grass getting drunk from alcohol gmail lmfao it's over uh how much does this i'll take that yep i'll take that one here i can shoot it without yeah very nice very nice a bit more damage it's good so well i'm gonna just heal just in case just in case i can shoot a bit more freely i'm not going to get the [ __ ] i'm not going to get heated out of [ __ ] existence if i shoot at once so that's nice i have made a mistake yep there there's the wand accelerating spells good i'm gonna go kill the dragon and i'll go next level jesus christ i gotta replace i gotta find a better one to replace the chainsaws or something because the chainsaws just like kill your best if you are if they are bouncy as far as i can tell the rock i wonder where that one's goodbye shuffle no shuffle nice may i leave please please please please okay was it us no shuffle zero decent [Music] the golds are enraged another immunity yeah explosion electricity melee i think i only need fire now i'm good now this one actually has less speed this one has faster speed so it doesn't need yeah this one doesn't need as many like as much [ __ ] to cast so let's try this one that'll make it faster where i play minecraft that's your questions it's fine it works but i have to use chainsaw which means it's gonna lie like a little [ __ ] and i won't have a shield anymore you know what i'll keep using this what's the order of this again huh it's gotta sound like that one yeah well we don't get frames i can tell you that pee pee poo poo or something i guess being this thank you for the prime man thank you man ah let's use it all right sophie thank you for brian dude the gods are mall yeah i can tell they won't shut up but it's electricity [ __ ] i have like spread on my on my wand and i also am drunk all the [ __ ] time because of this [ __ ] sucks god damn it did y'all want to make an op 1 yes what did it cost always frames yep the game is going gonna be slowly running slow motion for a while i guess no way around that apparently [Music] jesus christ man that's never got homing spells now that'll be insane baby yeah we're here slowly but surely we're making it down man what can i say just how it's gonna sow this a lot of enemies here it was anyways you have about 6k dps at 12 straight close range pretty good oh we got light shot too i think i need more speed for my uh [ __ ] circle of water it's going to be a circular misty now isn't it what do you think about yi new summon skidaway perk that just summons an air strike i actually haven't tried that goodbye i'm considering taking this because if this one is faster then i don't have to use chainsaws but there's better ways to go about it than wasting a perk this will give me 50 more health which is good too i can kill uh what comes here once now i'm pretty sure [Music] with this here [ __ ] crazy right uh what was i considering getting help yeah let's get health [ __ ] it i'm not gonna get like huge bang for my buck there but honestly it's nice to have it at this part because i'm probably gonna take some damage here i don't want to lose i don't have healing yet so i like i don't want to lose my run to that at the very least there's that guy again i've cancelled my last one oh i can afford the barrier now let's just get it on the way up and use it to kill uh the final boss which is the connoisseur hey yo the banger here i can dig through here it's possible but it's gonna take a while it's gonna take some frames it's shuffle cringe gumball oh [ __ ] one more thing for 200 whole seconds even good thing there's no water in this stage hey i wanna go kill the alchemist i need the number i need a limited black hole so i need i need uh sigma no sigma fee fee omega [ __ ] uh gamma alpha something like that what are your pc specs uh i have 370 average in seven i have a bunch of [ __ ] it's a pretty good pc he just [ __ ] destroyed me my thought here but it might be damaging but apparently my projectiles didn't trigger that zone that's good it will turn into sweden i've never killed i i usually don't kill that guy that fast but hey here we are you guys like frames too bad no frames today no frames god damn looks like we have to we're going to do some digging here boys yeah oh [ __ ] i burned maybe it's better to dig over here because there's like or there's sand on here i could drink through the sand yeah that's better sweden no frames in this channel nope not at all [ __ ] frames the laboratory man nothing good unfortunately speed deceive them okay that's i'll reroll this i already have a shield okay this isn't if i can use the move to freezing gates and [ __ ] like that and limit the touch of gold look at that my black holes are pretty efficient today goodbye frames a little bit uh somebody cancer getting back holy [ __ ] i just realized but maybe on the way there i'll find a wand it's possible there's a possibility okay that happened yep frames frame frames what are those what are those get real click over there nice just like that i i used the tools from the level to make a make a passage am i smart or what my bank account is empty now thank you thank you goddammit is their way around maybe i'm lucky maybe maybe we're gonna get eaten by ghosts find out now yeah i'm lucky how big is this [ __ ] double man it did you find the dynamite only mod uh i've a friend linked it to me monkinator a user in the chat uh you made it a viewer all right dragon here take care man can i please just get through here what are we going to stream of the noida probably on the rail i'm guessing yeah i think i think at the rail but that's that's going to be in a quite a bit uh so if we long distance cast this can we do that yeah we can 15 000 yeah we can definitely kill him three of them should be enough maybe [Music] who played haters yep it was pretty good it's kind of like a baby mode uh roguelike it's like a roguelike for people hey this is a roguelike for people who don't like road likes i think it's not necessarily a bad thing but that's what it is if i'm gonna be real here i mean i'm all for you know permanent progression and roguelikes but in haiti's like you can just grind and they get you're no longer playing a game that's the only it's the only roguelike where i'm just like asleep when fighting i'm literally just sleeping when fighting the final boss because i can just die five times to not fight but like i could die two times and it will have no consequence really it's like i don't even have to pay attention it's like oh i took 50 damage that's fine that's fine i still i can still die through two more times you know i mean once you beat the game and get the fact of pain the game can get ridiculously hard yeah okay i mean but if your selling point is the game goes good after you beat it like it's a roguelike fair but it can get hard but it's only two like modifiers to set yourself it's not like it's not like the game presents like here here is this challenge and if you beat this challenge you get this thing it's just like here's a bunch of like different modifiers you can set yourself because we're too lazy to set them for you uh have fun like eh a 60k i think i'm gonna have to do this so if only this one shot faster it would be great but oh well oh well uh yeah let's do that so we go uh three two and there it is yeah three two pop some berserking and this pop these two as well and then we should be fine it's just gonna be a quite uh a ride home might take a bit you play the binding of asic yep i have it is a fun game i like it why did the goal for us all for stream got increased it didn't there was it was six hundred dollar long what do you mean always been six hundred i don't know what you're talking about [Music] hello alessa [Music] can you boost the barrier with barriers will be induced [Music] where did i come from what in the world this is all for stream do you see all sorts of stream it's just a stall for outfit man outfit against is more blood let's get this let's get that blood gamers [Music] put it [Music] might need to go get expeller fresh to get up i think i might have used the one up here there's my mogus nice i really don't hope i have to because then i'm gonna have to backtrack a lot to do what i want to do oh i have it's nice nice dude almost there boys only one more one more level up and then we're there kill the bastard that keeps ending my runs [Music] but i don't have a proper digger because glancing spells and i honestly i think by picking bouncing spells is a bit overkill i already had concentrated i didn't need bouncing i i really didn't need it but i picked it anyways because i just yeah that was good that was kind of a waste picking that [ __ ] [Music] let me up man let me help me [Music] what if i don't get bouncing plus luminary combo i usually cry and give up i mean if you get that that's good but i already had concentrated spells that's the thing so like i already had good offense there wasn't really a point for me to pick uh you know bouncing spells again or like on top of like either you get concentrated or you get bouncing i think concentrator is better the bouncing can be like a decent carry as well to be fair but yeah concentrate concentrator is definitely better in my opinion because it doesn't it doesn't cook it doesn't it it gives you some some like uh recoil but honestly you can just negate that with this the damper and you are good you make it check discord it was 500 in the beginning and what's your point i changed it kinda upset that i haven't got my single teleports well what is this was this always here you're drinking water right now i'm making gin man i'm drinking drink again [Music] three um can't cast the ball man cannot cast it above me i get it got him that was scary that was scary not gonna lie that was [ __ ] scary and he dropped dog [ __ ] yeah much to cast once let's kill the other boston three thousand one or twenty one refill yeah to be fair like very late game it's more about having uh maximum rather than refill but yeah it's kind of shitty it's a very thin layer of [ __ ] things to step on but okay i guess i could go parallel worlds i also got to kill the spider boss and yeah alchemist boss wear boss and then at some point but to kill the ghost boss i want something else i need to i need to have like thinking about you to do ghostbusters or like it's so annoying because you need like a very specific one to kill him you need explosion damage basically hopefully i'll get omega or i need i need some copies but if i don't get that i'm kind of [ __ ] nice oh did we all go through it [ __ ] i gotta go get that heart up i want that hot equipment okay guess i'll go after drink more worm blood there should be some like pretty close there was a dead maggot here yeah there we go oh great it's 10 seconds enough it's there [ __ ] hell dude i need more blood michael's game i thought i thought the way there was open but i guess not it's burning oh stop it there we go [Music] oh [ __ ] here super nice see you god damn it okay how do i get through them [ __ ] that thing [ __ ] that thing man let's all support morphine just pull morphing all over the [ __ ] place i don't like this god got him goodbye no more of those the wall should not be far off now it should be very close oh is it history left i guess how do i get through there does it take i'll probably dig to this kind of there he is what god damn it god damn it god damn it stop hitting oh he killed himself nice i guess i didn't have to do anything i guess you have to do this it's a combo i got gamma and omega very nice and sigma and that static projector good good now i can cast stuff as much as i want i like that i just gotta find somewhere to tinker it on there we go yep getting there all right that's the last time i'm gonna dig with that [ __ ] that's for sure [Music] actually if i didn't pick up well i would have lived without having myself perk but still favorite non roguelike game underrail under rail good game it's the yeah the orbs thoughts on dark souls 2 uh it's good i like it especially the dlc the pvp is also great although not only like the mechanics themselves just like the fact that you have so many more build options in dark souls 2 than in the other games where's the ghost boss he's the ghostbusters on the thing now nice noise right here let's bang guard yes that's a good boss [ __ ] some height gank how do you feel about no more heroes uh i don't know what that is i'm assuming it's a video game what does the fish thing do it sponsors fish in my game now it has a chance to crit if the fish think if the fish come come on their channel points award the thing crits it would spawn a big fish that can kind of help me out or kill me depending on what happens but it's the spawn sufficient again all right gamma there it is just like that unlimited black holes uh i don't need these just yet i don't need i don't do i need this it could be good to have this combo on just in case i meet uh the bosses in the parallel world before i do anything i think i'm gonna either see if i can find a teleport port or uh yeah i'm gonna go for teleport or heal i think i'll just look for a heel oh it's so nice to be able to dig like this nice there's a hill tremendous all right having one trigger spell at least is always nice always so we have a brochure we have another black hole so we can go parallel words but i think i'm gonna go to the left uh because in the left world they're uh oh [ __ ] there's a big fish someone got it in the left world i don't have to go through this because like i don't want to go over the ocean while there's a chance that i mean it was my spawn so instead i'm going to uh it's a research damage zero seven sixty eight it should be fine stewart hello oh my god yeah i don't want to fight the i don't want to fight the minibus on the ocean i want it to be under the ocean and if you go to the ocean now to the left that means i'm gonna be able to set it on fire that's gonna be fun let's go do that [Music] on yeah the only issue now is that i'm slow as [ __ ] i don't have i have somehow i'm trying to sing a teleport we're in the ocean and that's on it what would you bet on will the ocean burn back yeah i have a feeling it will i think it will actually a scuttle fish yeah [ __ ] fish oh i can kill it though oh oh god if i use berserk i can kill them normally they're friendly but with angry status with angry status it doesn't matter four brief oh my god you're on the [ __ ] how are you how are you just lucky how are you this lucky jesus christ man i'm just gonna make a bunch of chainsaws here so that they will die immediately oh my god look at that the essence eater is like big now they're making it they're making it more distinct and no light games not like games thank you they're making very good changes to this game soon the fish will be free all right because i'm taking them to the ocean they will be free yeah just give it a moment and spawn it fresh when i get to the ocean instead let me then you can follow me around if you want your fish is going to get drunk too almost there here we are oh no it begins oh no not yet i haven't made it past yet help okay i made it did i forgot to tell you that the ocean is made out of liquor oh yeah that is the thing the entire ocean is gone it's gonna be like a big pit here now of nothing great how do i cross it now [ __ ] there is no ocean we're gonna take a plunger boys jesus christ all right we made it though we made it though got the gold now no we made it through we made it through good i'm going to stay on the ground because i don't want to get caught by the boss did no bosses yet this is just how i'm gonna have to do it because like yeah if if it spawns it's probably gonna kill me at this point even if the even if i'm like super strong it can still kill me like it can it could be a uh connoisseur and if in that case i'm just dead here's the pyramid seems good so far nothing really out of the ordinary here music is dead i gotta fix it all right onwards man i i need teleport holy [ __ ] is so bad it's so slow jesus there's ghosts here that was a ghost goddamn oh i gotta say under the sand here [Music] under the sandstone it is safe but above ground no never again i did that once i died what was minimal is he talking about oh yeah so they made a change to parallel worlds now um if you've got a parallel world on the overworld as as far as i can tell only on the overworld there are it will randomly spawn uh to the two first mini bosses on you which is the grand alchemist and the connoisseur once they look a bit different and they don't i don't as far as i know they don't drop anything when killed so they're just like not worth dealing with really i was gonna say if you're an alchemist of spells that's insane yeah like if you could farm them for if you could find the farm the connoisseur for good ones and their grand alchemists for good spells that would be i don't see a problem with that if they did because like you still have to kill them you know but i wonder if they would like add uh to make it even more cancer by like adding you know the enemies or like ghosts or [ __ ] underground as well so that like no matter what you do in the parallel world you would still get [ __ ] to some extent but so far they have not done that what bosses are why not fought in discount run uh the the grand master the ghost boss the triangle boss the final boss i think that's it i've killed the grand alchemist that killed the dragon i've killed connoisseur so there's only three or so left as far as i know for movies and the first thing i find here is the polymorphian portion that's tremendous let's go steal some perks shall we nice there it is there's the temple have you played rather rather deliberation too no i'm not i kind of want to play though i don't think it's on pc the golds were very angry with you did i ask though nice and there it is ladies and gentlemen fire immunity at last tremendous i think i have every immune to except for toxic so that's good oh i have bouncing spells i forgot oh i shouldn't have picked it [ __ ] hell because now it's all [ __ ] god damn it i'll have to find noah to use it jack alex thanks for the seven bits and thanks to more money nice noise uh what else do we have here i don't want that now every time i cast this just should be also about among us there we go oh foreign all right the only thing that can kill me toxic well it can't kill me but they can't [ __ ] me up ah that would be really good to have but i don't need it right now what's wrong with this thinking everywhere yeah i kind of regret not picking up extra perk now but my friends man there it is that's [ __ ] ordered i just find it amazing dude my perks this one look at this [ __ ] god damn dude i am i'm just very lucky jesus why is this one so slow to fire i don't understand it doesn't make any sense to me um potate him all over the place hmm yep i i just really want to find like a fast firing wand with good mana recharge so i like i don't have to use this laggy as chainsaw one anymore that's the mimic do hello lottery well of course i uh you know perk perk look perk lock is real today oh there it is there it is thank you also some lasers wouldn't hurt no i want that fee is good to have [Music] do all right this is a very very fast black hole i've got a bad recharge time this one has this one has 500 moderators that's why it's like good i guess uh worm launcher world launcher ice ball i'll do this all right all right they are a mortal there's piercing that's gonna probably kill me but don't have heavy shot uh repulsion sectors be faster projectiles hmm i don't really need to be faster but they those two both do the same thing i'll just leave those for now reroll them later i'm broke damn i want to get piercing though if i combine if i put piercing on a piercing short range homing on some spell that i can make something cool oh this is there's nothing here yeah i gotta get that money though literature club it's a free a very wholesome visual novel on steam i wanted to play it it's pretty good make money with a torture oh i can yeah 390. 310 it has 310 nice just makes gold it just makes gold i'm done although much safer to cast than this wow okay this is stupid what the [ __ ] will spell and there we go what the [ __ ] this is so broken oh my god this is so dumb all right unlimited money i guess so what do i uh what do we get now 217 i need a better one but like i can use this to get the rear money right do it's just making mountains of gold with this [ __ ] all right reroll if i breathe if it okay okay i have an idea i have an idea now now we have a mission now we have a mission we have a mission just you wait just you wait i'll take it off thank you euromaster goddammit you see i have a very good idea there's a certain spell i've been wanting to do i run with or a certain wand rather but it needed extra one capacity like kind of late in the run and now we have it you've managed to survive what if you manage to try the final boss with our fish i will donate 1000 bits and subscribe what do you mean the final boss survive it with your fish that's the alk it's gonna be tough one but i think yeah with uh with the right preparation maybe i can do it oh look at that my frames are just constantly 40. i don't know why but just how it is i guess okay nice enough figo just gotta stop downloading that porn yep because internet speed effects frames fair not further now not much further oh nice it actually kind of works all right there it is we're gonna take that to this perk take this to that park i mean the maggot launcher is coming to life i'm done [ __ ] bouncy spells goddammit what okay and the game is an update okay all right the game updated let's read the patch notes oh [ __ ] new spell redacted jungle statue visuals tweaked thunder kv activates only after being picked up portions always break into pieces of glass look imitation buffed with the ability to climb along walls maybe it's not [ __ ] well it's probably still [ __ ] exploding corpses now grants explosion immunity that's really good restore maybe upsetting the game bricks to save i don't know we'll see it was a long long time but we're still here though we're still here we're just still here we have the mega wand oh no it has two mono max and 30 mono charge speed okay so what we got to do is is first we have first first we got to give it mana first we got to give it mana and after it has mana we can uh put uh slots on it so we're gonna do it in that order so first now we know where there is a slot we gotta go to the right parallel world instead and then get the uh [ __ ] uh mono there high monologue capacity you gotta feed the maggots then expand the maggots bigger bigger bigger hello goodbye somehow i'm immune to your [ __ ] [ __ ] you faster goodbye six twenty two one two no dangerous that was [ __ ] tired man jesus christ what's that essence there's two essence eaters now there's two of them oh anyways oh wrong spell jesus christ the magic the magus one this is too powerful man it's too powerful it's too powerful and we're gonna add more modifiers to it that's the goal we're gonna add more to it and make it even more powerful i'm done all right we're through we're through do i just heard something he's up there work teleport give me up he instantly started shooting polyworth shots on me man instantly god [ __ ] damn it i'm not gonna kill him he's scary out in the open if he's they think about the one connoisseur he's scared out in the open because the the polymorph projector just gets like free reign to just [ __ ] around i hate that this is a bit faster than last time i guess so there we got we got that going it's not gonna take two years hopefully oh surface oh where why are you poop walking i'm not [ __ ] i'm just you know trying to live here i'm just trying to to stay alive that's the focus here how far is it from the final boss not very far well i can go kill it now but i want to get the maggot one online first [Music] gotta get that maggot one on there we are no more fear of bosses okay because can you still become dangerous fish yep you can do you have a microwave so can you see it i have one but it's in the kitchen i'm not gonna take it out here no sir let's get breathless i guess it can be nice to have i'm just gonna keep looking for what i need here's his head i need this faster ones that's epic because right now this phone is uh zero three zero two why why didn't we just make it a bit faster now it's what minus five minus getting somewhere no more digging i don't know more blood permanent shield i can take that it's going to be nice to have might save my life one day this is good to watch while i build my ikea dresser i bet thank you for the one of our bits take a nick how am i gonna do this [Music] show us your microwave maggot no show us the microwave or chat riots no i figured it out [Music] michael wayne no i'm not showing you my microwave just no more shuffle yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes [ __ ] get your [ __ ] poop out of here there you go stop casting [ __ ] this guy accelerative homing like that the microwave my [ __ ] microwave this isn't like dude why tell me why tell me why why should i show you my microwave give me a reason to show it my most treasured belonging why should i show it to you chad um boy goddammit it'll be funny i'll show you a microwave please respond strong levitation when near danger you will sprout fungal growths gas fire if you actually have a microwave then show it i'm starting to doubt you actually own one maggot i have a micro i have a microwave i have one [ __ ] it's morons man don't tell microwave maybe if you showed us that microwave natasha would stop messing with that doctor or some sheet maggot yeah i'm sure she would i'm sure she would too bad i'm not gonna show it how about you do a gamble how would you do a gamble and then if it's uh if it's good actually no i'm not gonna i'm not gonna show you a microwave i'm not gonna i'm not gonna put my microwave into this no no no no no oh [ __ ] more hatred than more blood let's [ __ ] go yeah we take those put three of these on it we're gonna hit like trucks now baby oh oh oh oh oh water hmm i'll buy that one i can't afford it why can't i get the thing i need man why buttered breadstick thank you for the sub man i can't get the perk that i need i need more mana hmm your microwave could help show you the way to more mana okay albin has to microwave if you have coin i'll i'll show you my microwave i'll bring my microwave out here for 10 subs i'll bring it out here i'll unplug it and carry it here joe microwave for good luck that's a bargain this is a bargain crap it's like forgive sub oh [ __ ] i'm frozen i hate to go all right fine dude this is so lucky and getting more blood from that gamble perk did not help i can tell you that five steps okay four to go thank you thank you hero save this 45 subs four to go okay god damn well i didn't know maybe it's microwave time ah taking nick thank you here here it is you see yeah here's the microwave okay you can open it too here's the here's the inside look at that wow look at that there we go microwave wait there you go are you happy thank you for the sub sticky parker's like for prime man no shuffle lulla thanks it's a dog [ __ ] man recharge but can i make it faster oh we can teleport now boys oh yes wait did i get oh more still it's still the same thanks fellas oh we're in the [ __ ] cube god damn meet rhodelga your chicken nearby yet i don't know where this or what it is so no all in a day's work i am not seeing my notifications even hold up hold up jack like thank you for the 50 bits thank you thank you for watching this is a banger this is a banger though this is a banger [Music] though damage with my [ __ ] teleport so oh i just had to i just had to do the water this ocean scares me man i don't like it it is damaged it does damage i'm done [Music] how much to shave your head nah that's not gonna happen that's not gonna happen oh it's louder now what the [ __ ] did i turn it up i don't remember anyways i have like goldfish brain boys [Music] [Music] go down hey i want to finish my back one bastards what welcome thank you for the pride i gotta turn this down this is too loud my frames are always going to [ __ ] i don't know why but they're like i wasn't even doing why am i was it that portal right but i'm not doing anything my my frames are still garbage i didn't do nothing oh one capacity now there are two capacities with two capacities boys that's good now we just need to get some more mana and the maggot one will come to life the more mana the better but i think one or two should do that's a big one what you got dog shits i don't care about they go oh oh oh a little faster that's gonna be super fast right yeah okay can we see your kettle next what else what else do i have what other appliances could show i'm not sure what the catalyst actually show us your cat i don't have a cat i don't have wood you dodged the old stuff did i what are we in dodged whether what does that mean dodging subs hello oh wait i have a good song oh this is a good one uh where is it hi albino michael hatter thank you for the prime man so what is wrong it's called uh it's called dusk stars this game is someone who gets soundtracks man only this one it's nice what do we have here no uh emptiness okay i'll do that anyways i almost i almost lost a little bunch of progress well not really but [Music] i don't need toxic sludge immunity how do i dig through this now [ __ ] [ __ ] school police my god i don't believe in the police die now [Music] now that's two two two max mana two okay we're gonna have to need more of those we're gonna have to clean more maximums what the [ __ ] oh it only counted for the one that was holding i'm done it only counted for the one i have actually done i'm done it's the same that it was before it only counted for one i was currently holding in my [ __ ] hand dude i'm done i didn't know that i didn't know that god [ __ ] damn it what the [ __ ] oh we got more one slots though too bad [Music] someone's scared david you get an artifact that allows you to call the celestial rage oh [ __ ] it's an airstrike i'm not getting gambled shut up shut up oh no no i got hit by teleport how oh my god oh my god yeah yeah uh i don't need this i think kills tomato no i guess i can get more health sure when the final boss come you can just notify so i can get my wonderful when the final boss come can you notify just so i can get my 100 fire bits ready yeah i can but it's probably not going to be for a while because i [ __ ] up the one thing i needed like i i was going to get the the monarch for my i thought it applied to all currently held ones but i didn't read because i'm an idiot now i gotta find another one it clearly would have been enough if i put one on them one of them on my my got one but i am a [ __ ] so i didn't do it i didn't read the [ __ ] spell because i'm brain damaged what oh there's so many there's so many [ __ ] uh slot ups slot ups but but no [ __ ] uh mana now we have like in this world there's like three slots three slot ups jesus christ dude but we just got one more world to the left just one more world boys god damn i can't believe i didn't pick up the mana i'm actually modeling do oops oopsie please don't crash [Music] meteor one thousand one thousand six hundred and forty five monitor speed that is absurd that that's crazy a lot of meteors too but yeah i just need some extra recharge time on it what didn't this have like 1600 monitors but it's not enough for us what because it's double casts well i choose a lot so i'll take it [Music] and that's the second crash of the day that's the second one [Music] mod i [ __ ] swear to god i never sort of start [ __ ] among us let's try it let's restore it let's just store it yeah there it is restore [Music] what will happen i'm gonna go back to my playlist now i've listened to the songs that i wanted [Music] i spawn inside of the boss and we get a different wand i'm done we get a different okay nice dude awesome okay great god am i going too fast i don't need to have this on i can take this off there probably makes the game like a bit less it's a [ __ ] toxic movies this is like a dragon ball z fight when i uh because i have concert spells so my teleport is damaged i'm just like that's great look at that stupid [ __ ] i might be crushing the game frequently but at least i'm fast it's fine oh the game is crashing let's do more parallel worlds let's [ __ ] let's [ __ ] go i don't need three of those two that's enough i wonder where the new biomass maybe it's tied to the to the i platforms or some [ __ ] but since i've previously been through all the worlds i can only assume the new biomes the biomass tied to the new uh like uh hints spread around the world right that would make sense maybe it's like one of the i platforms why are you on the ground because if i go overground i'm gonna get molested by ghosts and tentacle monsters and [ __ ] like that and see i don't want i don't want that god i'm almost here what the [ __ ] with welcome no what was the previous song that you literally listened to uh good question i actually don't know what was the way did the patches introduce a [ __ ] [ __ ] perks or what no they aren't [ __ ] actually uh the for example they have this psycho size something like it it makes so that when you kill an enemy a mushroom appears uh it's to be fair it's a bit risky if you don't have explosion immunity but now we can get that through exploding corpses either way uh well those students really synergize well just because the the exploding corpse will just blow up the mushroom but uh the the mushroom the mushroom course thing is like really good in for example the uh have fun crazy builds albino i get to go back to work yay all right so take care thank you for watching yeah uh the um it's good in his base because it's close quarters and just in general because like if one mushroom blows up an enemy you don't spawn another usually or it can so it will be like this an ending chain reactions of mushrooms killing enemies from mushrooms killing enemies from mushrooms over and over and over again and in the end there's just gonna be like the the level just place itself at some point like it's ridiculous how good it can be if you're just lucky with the spawns and stuff like that another temple hello this ain't it not what i need i'm pro what how more sloths again what the [ __ ] so knowing i'm getting this spell this perk so much i hate rolling perks man it's just stupid orange oh my god i almost [ __ ] fell into that that's not good well my frames are drop [ __ ] [Music] extra work is good it's gonna make this a bit more bearable in the end hmm nope there's gonna be less for this pedal a new one this is a new this is this is this hasn't been before this is like one of those new puzzles a heart and a human hmm oh my god now there's one slot i'll just pick them up [ __ ] it i ever just picked him up only got healing that's good [Music] it can't catch that even yeah because it doesn't have [ __ ] model i'm done well if i get enough slots on it i can just put on max mono increase [ __ ] and yeah give it one more monitor slots that's one thing i could do to be fair if we just get enough slots on it and eventually it would have it will just yeah it would be like a kind of scuff workaround but it's all i got really at this point just christ three slots now so now it will have 60 mana and this costs 60 mana so we lay home no oh it works yeah it's on home now look at this nice homing homing my god what the [ __ ] was that dude oh yeah that means you can also add it to this eventually okay next world order previous world we could go previous world and get the the extra one slots there because i still need those [Music] [Music] [ __ ] oh they're gonna serious here he's like purple and [ __ ] looks different [Music] do you have anything to kill him with [Music] [Music] where's he where'd he go where'd he go he was right here wasn't he [Music] come here then [ __ ] where is he it's over there i can't find them there we are whatever it's not doing enough damage true magazine oh we can try that we can try that let's try using i like just the mushing and maggot on him let's treat him i got on him where did he go i think his ai is a bit weird he will just like float upwards if i find him again i will shoot him with my god but i can't find him right now anyways let's get more lots for the maggot one because i want to get him on my progress i want to be like you know just to make it show that i killed them urban all the st thank you man [Music] so it happened again it happened again for the millionth time the game crashed i i can't god damn it how many bits for you to play league of legends that's not gonna happen that's not gonna happen i'm not gonna play league oh like i might play tf2 one day because even though that's kind of a meme but i'm not gonna play [ __ ] league that's not gonna happen but will not happen what do you think what's gonna happen i don't know you know the game functioning the game working but it happens i mean i've been i've i went to a lot of parallel worlds so it's kind of to be expected that the game is gonna run poorly oh oh oh where am i at oh hello i'm here again i think it might have something to do with it i've burned i've burned like three oceans that could be it that the oceans are missing and there's a lot of pixels for the game to keep track of and to have like saved in the one file that could be it because the game has to remember that like x amount of pixels out of the like 5 million pixel ocean has been burned up and it's still in the process of burning and when i load them they're gonna have to keep burning and [ __ ] like that like that could have something to do with it i'm not suspecting how do you get over 1k plus health are you doing no game plus or something oh this is just parallel volts this is just fairly you go to parallel worlds and pick up more perks and just like that you get more health let me get more four slots now now together i need to get a bunch of monops to be able to catch it on my my got one so i gotta be on i gotta check every one basically and see if they have monarch because if they do then my second one can be uh my magnet one can be better it's gonna be a key here major key because i [ __ ] up the the monoperk homunculus okay two more hydrates all right oh one i had 1 300 health in maine world only nice you must have picked up a lot of extra health perks or something okay uh hey there's one oh we got three we got three now the magnet one is looking better do i gamble airstrike what oh [ __ ] oh my god oh my god what it's a one time use i wonder what would happen if i used that or i got hit by that i mean god damn [Music] no extra health just better heart cyano and plus i got hp ups over 3300 health after two nice oh i want to touch pull morphine help help i'm frozen and i can't get up decreased lifetime blah blah blah no oh they hit like trucks now holy [ __ ] let's put some short range homing of this [Music] god it's hard man oh my god chill if you get the spell you can duplicate [ __ ] for the cosmo 20 mana yeah yeah yeah that might be good for the maggot one just get it to 120 and only cast the move to copy that everything else more mana efficient there it is ah good good good my friends have been [ __ ] for the entire playthrough wrong one again no no no no no listen uh when you here's the here's the confusing part right so the uh extra mana only works on one wand but extra one capacity works on all your ones so i i just yeah that's why that's why i [ __ ] it up because i forgot the distinction between those two that was like the issue for me [Music] i'm gonna look for some wands maybe get some dispels make some mana actually i could use blood blood magic no it's blowing blood magic is recharged time it's not monaco never mind we just need to reduce we need more mana that's it [Music] okay so now i think uh should i go next main one just get better pc xd i could kill the final boss with the maggot one now should i do it should i use the maggot one to kill the final boss [Music] okay that should be enough this is going to be a very risky one oh it is hard as [ __ ] [Music] [Music] but yeah now and now it is hard enough oh my god oh my god i've created a monster oh jesus here we go boys here we go okay okay mine stop shielding now oh okay it is that much damage but it does good damage he has friendly magus now oh my god it's eating him up i'm done he's dead the maggot is still there dude let's [ __ ] it let's just hey all right here we are ah the only proper way to die now is to cast this it's pretty strong because of that my god damn that was a good run that was a good run i've always wanted to when i told evasia to add the maggot one i was like you know what make it so that worms can be affected by by modifiers it's just like okay yeah let's go but it shouldn't have any slots or mana so i have to like go to parallel worlds and stack it myself that was like the the challenge there anyways that was that was good it goes to death health zero yeah jesus christ five new progress what's that i've never picked more hatreds never picked that but that's just new know that is his name oh gold power isn't here as well now no midas gold touch touch of gold never had energy shield huh i guess you said i still want to kill the the soviet until like little maggot like it's his uh this purple version i want to kill that come on the game is being oh my god oh my god this girl is too fat what this what does girl do now wait did you used to do she didn't pay attention wow damn dude unfortunately where's my snooze there it is what should i do this run easy win for doubters thanks maggot mods gg i can't believe it when i actually make it the doubters still win it's it's over you can't win at least xt did you kill the final boss or no i did i did i did but scuttle [ __ ] up the bat so she gave it to the wrong uh the wrong prediction i killed it with the maggot one and then i killed myself but since i killed myself she told me that she thought i lost even though i was at the area after the boss but hey no bastard tablet oh it's still here nice should have a we should have a primary gamble here and then like a black market gamble will will scuttle [ __ ] at the best double layered gambling oh i'm done hmm i should get some food give me give me a moment i'm gonna just stand here okay and i'm gonna get some food one second i'm hungry [Music] yeah i'm gonna have to get my microwave too do my do do uh uh so uh um um what the [ __ ] oh my god dude holy [ __ ] okay chill oh the game is lagging from this fish how much fish have you made i'm going to eat it oh so tasty salmon there's so many of the big fish too oh for good health for good health here we go the fish was just too good man jackie lacks thank you for the bits man i promise i appreciate that the personic landing sad this was something what we eat let's watch some entrance destroyers what's a good video from him something strange about the johnsons no um they're all so long going camping at the end of the world what's this let's just watch this look at the size of that sponsor just relax everything's totally serene you're floating through a cloud the sun is warm the end is nigh a prophecy has been foretold the rapture is coming and we have the specific date soon the believers will rise and the impure will be left below so repent sinner repent get your affairs in order take your preparation h this preparation for heaven because the world will officially end on may 21st 2011. wait what may 21 there's going to be a terrific earthquake way way greater than anything that the earth has ever experienced and that'll be the beginning of judgment day in late 2010 the campaign was launched to save souls they suited up took to the streets but it was more than just placards and flyers soon they were joined by a caravan of five rvs roaming the country spreading the good word about the rapture people took it seriously many began selling their possessions they were maxing out credit cards taking on debt even the news picked up on it the end is near advertising was put on bus stops in subways a big expensive billboard was put up then another then another then 5 000 more in fact this quickly became the most expensive single event advertising campaign ever totaling over 100 million dollars just to tell people about a rapture on may 21st 2011 how the heck did this happen harold camping so who is this hardcore gangster rapturist harold camping he was one of the biggest figures in christian media he had a show open forum hosted by his company family radio in 2010 it was a media empire worth over 70 million dollars his message went out on over 200 radio stations across the united states and many more around the world his listenership millions and when he says the world will end a decent sized contingent believed it now hold on i can see the comment section filling up with edgy atheists and skeptics already listen at first i also didn't believe mr camping i get it there have been many people to predict the rapture before and get it wrong but wait give him a chance i looked at all the scientific data i could find like carbon 14 dating or potassium argon dating this time it's different camping is coming at you with irrefutable evidence of the rupture because he's using math this is not just a bit this is actually how i calculated the rapture so jesus died on april 1st 33 a day now take the year 2011. that's a difference of 1978. we times that by 365.2422 and that gives you the number of days it's been since that including leap years that equals 722 449. now keep that number in mind keep it in your head atonement now that's five completeness that's 10 and heaven is 17. now we times them all together and look at this 850 then we square that and that's 722 500 a difference of 51. 51 days plus april 1st 2011 equals may 21st 2011. you did it mr camping you've cracked the code and needless to say his skeptics were left destroyed by facts and logic even the ones who pointed out that he predicted the rapture once before in 1994 in a louis thoreau documentary 1994 will be the last day of the final tribulation period but shut up shulap he's got more to say than just the date my boy is about to tell you how the whole thing is gonna go down so god's gonna snatch up all the good boys about 200 million of us everyone else pets even the cute ones so dudes you're getting left behind then at 6 pm exactly on christmas island earthquakes are going to start doodling all over the place rolling their way across the earth taking out almost everyone at exactly 6 p.m according to their time zone those earthquakes will then trigger gigantic tsunamis 10 kilometers tall and go as far in land as some water am i allowed to not be here when i'm just watching a video on youtube this is like that straight down we'll have to sit there and eat now most christian groups did not believe in harold camping's teachings in fact most christian groups don't believe in predicting the rapture at all and even consider it a sin matthew 24 36 specifically says that no man can know the day of the hour so to try and guess at it would be to go against scripture accordingly protestants react groups denounced mr camping's claims the scriptures do not teach that no man knows the day or the hour in fact even camping's own producer at family radio system but that didn't stop mr camping he saw the big churches as corrupt anyway so he ignored them and continued charging forward with his prediction there's just no reason in there we go react done subscribe order a cardboard cut out of yourself i do that actually when i am eating and uh when i'm eating and watching videos in order to stay like safe i'll just uh yeah i have a cardboard curry hard cardboard cutout just put it here go get my water go take a [ __ ] go take a nap it's just going to be me like this in front of the camera welcome back relax wow can i catch it no no no no the way my hip what did i get hit oh [ __ ] good evening cassius i gotta open the window it's got hot in here dude ah anyways i'm ahead of me i'll make you show us the toaster next well i don't have a toaster so suck it have a good one though no toaster [ __ ] you oh let me out oh my god jesus there was like a one pixel stopping me from from going to the right that's crazy okay i don't have water i don't have water i forgot i did water no way no way done i'm thinking either i can switch games how about let's listen smash let's play smash some smash before i end the stream a couple hours smash yeah i can play some smash i can play some smash that'll be fun hold up

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