Court Show - SNL

♪♪♪ >> DID ANOTHER DOG RUN OFF WITH YOUR DOG'S BALL? DID ANOTHER DOG WIZ ON YOUR DOG'S HEAD? IS A DOG PUSHING ITS POLITICAL BELIEFS ONTO YOUR DOG? DON'T TAKE JUSTICE INTO YOUR OWN HANDS. TAKE THEM TO DOG COURT WITH ME, JUDGE CONNIE SCHOMBURG. >> ALL RISE AND WELCOME THE HONORABLE JUDGE CONNIE OF THE 110th AND AMSTERDAM DOG COURT. >> ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE SIT. AH, SIT. ALL RIGHT, WE GOT A LOT ON THE DOCKET TODAY. >> AH. YOU BROUGHT MISS JESSE TO WORK? >> YEAH. SORRY, JUDGE. I HAD TO FIRE THE DOG WALKER, TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY. >> FIRST CASE. >> ALL RIGHT, THIS CASE IS NUMBER 328, MATTER OF SCHMIDT VS. BANDIT. >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, STATE YOUR CASE. >> AH, LOOK. IT'S VERY SIMPLE, YOUR HONOR. ALL RIGHT? IN MY OPINION THIS WOMAN AND HER DOG ARE INSANE. >> LOOK AT THE EYES, TOTALLY DEAD. >> SIMPLY OFFER MY DOG TO SNIFF AS IS CUSTOMARY AND JUMPING UP ON MY BODY BITING BOTH PAWS AGAINST MY NECK AND PULLING DOWN MY T-SHIRT REVEALING BOTH OF MY BOSOMS. >> COURTROOM, NOT A KENNEL! >> YOUR HONOR, YOUR HONOR, MAYBE YOU WANT TO ASK HER WHY SHE CAME TO THE DOG PARK WITH NO BRA. >> IP GOT ONE GOOD BRA AND IT WAS IN THE WASH, YOUR HONOR. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. >> YEAH, I DO KNOW HOW THAT GOES. YEAH. WHAT EVIDENCE DO YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT YOUR CASE? >> 20 EYEWITNESSES AND I WORE THE T-SHIRT HERE. >> YOU PUT THE LIPSTICK BACK IN THE HOLSTER. >> I ORDER YOU TO SWITCH DOGS. SEE HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES. >> WHAT? SWITCH DOGS. >> DO IT! >> THERE YOU GO. ALL RIGHT. GOOD LUCK. MINE BARKS AT POOR PEOPLE AND ONLY GOES INTO A HUMAN TOILET. MY DOG HAS VIOLENT NIGHT TEARERS AND SCREAMS LIKE A HUMAN. >> OKAY. WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. WHEW. THE DOG COURT IS A PLACE FOR FUN AND TOLERANCE. I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY TO BRING MY DOG -- TO THE PARK, BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE SHE'S CRIPPLED BECAUSE I WON'T LET HER WALK. I DON'T LIKE -- NOW -- SHE RIDES AROUND IN A LITTLE FOOTBALL HELMET. OKAY? THINK ABOUT THAT. >> YOU'RE RIGHT, YOUR HONOR, SORRY, YOUR HONOR. >> SKETCH ARTIST, DID YOU GET EVERYTHING? OKAY. LOOKS NOT LIKE ME, BUT, YEAH, YOU'RE A DOG. >>> COMING UP ON THE NEXT DOG COURT -- >> OKAY. TELL ME WHAT'S WHAT. MAKE IT SNAPPY. >> OKAY. YOUR HONOR, HER DOG IS TOO BIG TO BE IN THE LITTLE DOG PARK AREA. >> YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOG. YOU'RE A LOOKIE-LOO AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. >> GET OFF IT. WALKING IN THE PARK SEEING OTHER PEOPLE'S DOGS? >> THAT A CRIME? >> UP TO THE JURY. >> THE VERDICT, PLEASE? [ GROWLING ] >> OOH. YEP I KNEW IT. SORRY TO SAY THE JURY HAS SENTENCED YOU TO DEATH. >> WHAT? >> SEEMS EXTREME BUT THIS IS DOG

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 1,703,273

Rating: 4.911603 out of 5

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Id: GcmmG-UXUxI

Length: 3min 54sec (234 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 12 2019