WITH YOUR HOST, BOB DABILDA. >> WELCOME TO COUPLE GOALS. LET'S MEET TODAY'S CONTESTANTS. THEY RECENTLY CELEBRATED THEIR TEN-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, IT'S THOMAS AND MIA ANDERSON. AND THEY LIVED ACROSS FROM EACH OTHER DURING THE PANDEMIC, IT'S JOHN AND LINDA CRONIN. LET'S GET STARTED. AS YOU KNOW, YOUR SPOUSES ANSWERED A SERIES OF QUESTIONS BEFORE THE SHOW, AND IT'S UP TO YOU TO GUESS WHAT THEY SAID. QUESTION ONE, WHAT WAS YOUR WIFE'S FAVORITE FOOD? >> COME ON, BOB, THAT'S EASY. SHE'S THE QUEEN OF BURGERS. >> LET'S SEE WHAT MIA SAID. >> BURGERS. I'M THE BURGER QUEEN. >> ALL RIGHT. THE ANDERSONS ARE ON THE BOARD. LET'S GO TO THE CRONINS, JOHN. >> I'M GOING TO GO WITH MY GUT HERE AND SAY CREPES. >> OH, NO, I SAID FISH STICKS. WE'LL GET THEM NEXT TIME, BABE. >> QUESTION TWO. WHAT IS YOUR HUSBAND'S GREATEST FEAR? >> I'VE SEEN THIS MAN IN THE GARAGE, AND TRUST ME, THE ANSWER IS SPIDERS. >> ALL RIGHT. MIA SAID SPIDERS, AND THOMAS SAID HIS GREATEST FEAR IS -- THAT YOU'LL FALL DOWN THE STAIRS AND GET HURT SO BAD THAT I HAVE TO GIVE UP MY DREAMS AND SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE CARING FOR YOU. WOW. SO NO POINTS ON THAT ONE. >> THAT'S YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? >> SPIDERS, YEAH. SHOULD HAVE SAID SPIDERS. >> OKAY. MOVING ON TO THE CRONINS. LINDA, WHAT IS YOUR HUSBAND'S GREATEST FEAR? >> OH, I GOT THIS. IT'S AIRPLANES. >> NO, HONEY. IT'S SNAKES. REMEMBER? >> OH. SO CLOSE. >> WAS IT, THOUGH? WAS IT? >> OKAY. NEXT QUESTION. WHAT'S SOMETHING YOU DO IN BED THAT YOUR HUSBAND DOES NOT LIKE. MIA? >> WELL, THIS IS EMBARRASSING, BUT KISSING HIM BEFORE I BRUSH MY TEETH. >> AND THOMAS SAID, SLEEP TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE. >> THOMAS, YOU THINK I'M GOING TO FALL OUT OF BED AND BREAK MY NECK? >> WHAT'S THE NEXT QUESTION, MAN? >> OVER TO LINDA. WHAT'S ONE THING YOU DO IN BED THAT YOUR HUSBAND DOES NOT LIKE? >> I WOULD HAVE TO SAY GET ON TOP. >> OKAY. AND JOHN SAID -- >> HOG THE SHEETS, BABE. >> ONCE AGAIN, THE CRONINS ARE NOT REMOTELY ON THE SAME PAGE. NEXT QUESTION FOR THE ANDERSONS. WHAT WAS YOUR BIGGEST FIGHT ABOUT? >> OH, I KNOW THIS ONE. THAT WOULD BE THE BASKETBALL GAME INCIDENT. >> OKAY. THOMAS SAYS THE BASKETBALL GAME INCIDENT, AND MIA SAYS -- THE TIME I HIT A HALF COURT SHOT AT A BASKETBALL GAME AND THEY GAVE ME FREE ROCK CLIMBING LESSONS FOR LIFE, AND YOU RAN OUT AND RIPPED UP THE CERTIFICATE IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE STADIUM. FIVE POINTS FOR THE ANDERSONS. >> WE RUNNING AWAY WITH IT NOW, HUH, BABY? >> THAT SOUND MEANS IT'S TIME FOR A BONUS QUESTION. WHO HAS HAD THE BIGGEST INFLUENCE ON YOUR HUSBAND'S LIFE? >> HIS FATHER. >> YEP. MY DAD. MY PARENTS ARE ACTUALLY HERE TODAY. HOW AM I DOING, DAD? >> YOU'RE DOING GREAT, SON. >> BACK TO LINDA. WHAT IS YOUR HUSBAND'S DREAM VACATION? >> I DON'T KNOW. SNAKE WORLD? >> YEAH. YEAH, SNAKE WORLD. NO, YOU IDIOT. I JUST SAID I DON'T LIKE SNAKES. >> OOH, CALLING YOUR SPOUSE AN IDIOT AND LOSE A TURN. ALL RIGHT. MIA, WHAT'S YOUR HUSBAND'S DREAM VACATION. >> AT THIS POINT, WHO KNOWS, BUT HE ALWAYS SAID ARUBA. >> YES. YES, BABY. >> FINALLY. THERE'S THE MAN I MARRIED. >> UH-HUH. AND WHAT'S THAT LITTLE ASHTRAY? >> OH, THAT'S JUST THIS. >> AS LONG AS YOU'RE STILL HEALTHY. IF NOT, THEN BIG SURF WITH YOUR SISTER. AFTER YEARS OF CARING FOR YOU TOGETHER, WE WILL HAVE GROWN CLOSE IN A WAY WE NEVER EXPECTED, AND WHEN WE FINALLY CLIMAX TOGETHER UNDER THE REDWOODS, WE'LL HOLD EACH OTHER AND WEEP, NOT JUST BECAUSE THE PLEASURE IS SO INTENSE BUT BECAUSE WE FINALLY FEEL RELIEF FROM OUR TRAGICALLY SHARED BURDEN. WELL, YOU BOTH SAID ARUBA, THAT FIVE POINTS PUTS YOU OVER THE TOP. ANDERSONS, YOU HAVE WON OUR GRAND PRIZE. >> WAIT, WE DID? >> WE WON, BABY. >> AND THAT IS AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO BALI'S TEMPLE OF A THOUSAND STEPS. >> NO!
