Coulda Been House Episode 2: Standin on Cizness

if you're not ready to compete for $50,000 you shouldn't be here right now you can get your [ __ ] and go could have been take over the world on this week's episode of could have been house I'm being here we giving you opportunity of a lifetime and you think I don't want it I don't give a [ __ ] who fighting oh yeah oh yeah ain't nobody leaving he not getting out none of these doors this episode of could have been house is brought to you by Raising Cane's chicken fingers my artist can't get hurt out here all right on I don't feel comfortable don't want you to be real with him about how the streets is for Real oh yeah I got you you gang bang he just a baby cuz [ __ ] I'm really cripping you want to squabble been on ankle monitor years don't that mean you got to stay at home I'm here now [ __ ] I stood up on business that's not standing on business you a't got security I don't have no [ __ ] friends here for the rest of the day them on punishment on five five C sound like some they do in the set with the homies one by one all y'all [ __ ] getting kicked out this is tradition anything goes when you in the audition I'm not liking what I'm hearing man what's going on what's all he hearing he not liking what he hearing what about [ __ ] not liking me me doing push-ups like [ __ ] crazy throughout the house yeah it's like that who make you do push-ups other than the CEO who make you do push-ups other than the CEO hey hey hey hey hey hey don't talk when coach is talking you went through a lot of Hell to get me here we not about to put up with no disrespect I'm not I'm not disrespecting he's not about to put up I'm not putting up with disrespect you heard him rule number one why the [ __ ] your shoes so dirty already we just got those shoes last night brother rule number Uno why is your shoes so dirty you just got them shoes he just got the shoes last night doing crazy [ __ ] like I always do we giving you an opportunity of a lifetime and you think I don't want it oh I do 100% explain to me why the [ __ ] you want it man explain to him why the you want thisit is an obsession from the very beginning I care about could have been records I love this [ __ ] I love wearing this [ __ ] so I hear you want to fight so I hear you want to fight all the [ __ ] that I'm hearing about these [ __ ] is trying to [ __ ] vote me off find a boxing gloves and don't fight these [ __ ] ACS be better than words and let me have access to the [ __ ] weight room I think he ready boss he might be they trying to vote him all cuz he's strong boss I'm seeing what they doing cut you getting tired ain't you oh he want that waight room open you getting tired Ain get him the [ __ ] out of here BL y'all get him out of here put baby getting the [ __ ] out of here I'm done talking to you talking to I don't give a [ __ ] about money that's a fact y real [ __ ] no cap [ __ ] I see them fake ass you got [ __ ] f with though but I'm not no punk [ __ ] yeah I ain't want got keep stepp how you keep stepping you feel keep pushing how you pushing real [ __ ] you trying me ain't you real sh don't care come on tell me what you got come on come on come on what you got come on come on what's going on got man to man get me in that weight Glock he is probably the most insufferable annoying person I've ever came in contact with long like faleot Fu GLOCK GLOCK GLOCK GLOCK GLOCK I understand you just checked somebody but why the are you sitting in the CEO seat come on Glock you just did something good and you turn around and [ __ ] up get your [ __ ] ass up man TI up put your [ __ ] jacket on after you just did that you was great but you just [ __ ] up you sting in the CEO desk I can never take his place yall know right but don't sit in that seat bro don't let that [ __ ] go to your head I'm not let just go chill to yourself and cool down we don't want you fighting nobody else bro uh I'll be a this one now if my artist is is fighting with each other we not doing that I can't put up with that man trying to get it together Drew don't have the ability to [ __ ] man he's mad as [ __ ] these [ __ ] already a [ __ ] not doing [ __ ] with me we're trying I don't give a who fighting my artist can't get hurt out here you get what I'm saying we got that so look the secur is going to do better man tell both them to go sit the down they on timeout in they room for the rest of the day themas on punishment it's not that big a deal the way it was handled was good it's not the way they handling this [ __ ] I'm the CEO I'm not putting up with [ __ ] going on [ __ ] what's going on man what's up man what just went down what's happening man me and Glock got into it though I had hit F but I stood up on bus and I got security beforehand hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on that's not standing on business you a got security no beforehand it's situation beforehand I like how you talking I like the way he talking he's still on bid all right now yeah but we support snitching as well so I like how you got security before the fight that's smart I like how you got security before that makes sense don't it yes sir it makes sense don't it yes sir I'm going keep it real with you man yes sir you going to get [ __ ] up around here you going to get [ __ ] up around here cuz after you got to deal with them you got to deal with me after you deal with them you GNA have to deal with him you ready to go Toe to Toe with the CEO [ __ ] I'm be I ain't really got a fair shot but I act TR I love I like that [ __ ] I like him I like him man black get him the [ __ ] out of here it's time to go boss is done talking to you I'm proud of that [ __ ] though ugly doing a good job man ugly going get up his ranks he going to get up his ranks he going to get up his ranks cuz I like the way he's snitching I love the way he's snitching yep yep yep let's do the rankings let's do the rankings so real quick the CEO got some words he want to say so we got these could have been s signs y'all for getting this a competition I want to go ahead and bring up Glock 30 you just received one brother let's clap it up for Glock 30 he received one token today he stood on business we going to see who else get it y'all get up out of here prize picks is the most fun I've had winning up to 25 times my money this season you just select two or more players pick more or less on their projected stats and place your entry testing my skills on prize picks this season is the most exciting way to play daily fantasy sports if you have the skills you could turn $1,000 into $225,000 with just a few Taps prize picks is really simple to play I can make my picks and submit my entry in less than 60 seconds go to prize picks and use code druski for a first deposit match up to $100 that's code druski for a first deposit match up to $100 prize picks daily fantasy sports made easy Stacks trying to vote you off so that's what it's boiling down to he talk to Glock 30 on the side he saying he was one of the ones to vote you out first so I'm like hold on we got to fix this problem cuz I feel like you a star in here right I want you to win the $50,000 I want you to win all the money so I it ain't my Bo to kick you out you know what I'm saying but just just politic and we hearing you can tell them what you heard want to kick you off we than you a stop than you a star but you got to figure out it's you versus GL at the end of the day this a competition ain't no friends people vot and people L you got to do what you got to do man you so something need to be said something need to be said trying to vote me out Mo they said you're trying to vote me out some shit's happening they saying you don't like me you trying to vote me out so I'm trying to vote you out for what and I [ __ ] with you I don't know it's behind my back that you're saying this I didn't say I have to vote you keep my name out your mouth cuz I got something thicker for it I don't tolerate nothing if you don't got money don't try to talk [ __ ] about me ain't nothing free that's why everybody's beefing with me cuz I'm the man and they don't got what I have you see what I'm saying and it's called sauce they're not my friends they're more of Associates but they're my right stay right here they still trying to fight enough is enough you know what I'm saying he had to be T if you going to do something you got to be ready for the consequences I would have to give it to Glock you know I ain't going to lie he he a little cute you know Glock ain't no different than none of y'all it's a competition [ __ ] [ __ ] oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah D why you let me like that I'm seen a lot of beefer but you know it's all lover at the end of the day you know really like that I'm telling you I'm not one of them beat the [ __ ] out of her no pulling head nothing I'm a glass on see yeah I see it he on my hand cuz I had punched bro I haven't Tak a [ __ ] I I can't I don't feel comfortable oh my God but it's gonna get to the point when I say [ __ ] it has insurance I'm say there's going to be a bumb after this I'm trying to help dusi today got to help dusi what's going on got to keep that blue on me brother we got a gay [ __ ] rapper I'm about to sign him are you really going to sign him I'm thinking about it I got a couple people that's been claiming different gam I want you to be real with them about how the streets is for Real oh yeah I got you I let them know fire sh yeah yeah all right bet y'all bring the contestants down let's run it I'm standing on I'm standing on I'm standing on the ball I need you [ __ ] know I am we know each other yeah thought you dropped your flag h Huh how y'all know each other I was on the same podcast as him I went to no jumper and I sat down yeah you said you dropped your flag you got it now though ain't nothing wrong with stepping out of retirement from time to time no ain't no time to time cuz give me your [ __ ] r R give me your rag give me your rag my R you want to squabble over your rag Hood come on let we do it it Crips stand you dropped your rag pick it up okay yeah give me the rag you retire your rag so you came here to try to take my you ain't gang banging no more he said you got to retire ain't even going to accept you can't tell me you can't tell me nothing man give me that rag you can't tell me I'm not bang ganger let fall falline fall line Let It Go man you got to understand you bigger than that now get [ __ ] you one of the biggest Crips in La where to stand on business let go to Hoover Street like that we got to addess everybody with that now you know I don't have no [ __ ] friends here me versus the world Tony versus everybody all right CU everybody out of respect on husters put your rag in your left hand not your right [ __ ] [ __ ] hand gang banging is real [ __ ] really died behind this [ __ ] we got females here too k m what they got to do to get in it depends how how the set go some squabble on some get they cooch and [ __ ] busted open cuz in the baby snaps 55th Street alley on Hood what about you Young Homie you gang bang your rags in in the wrong hand the wrong hand man appreciate you out of respect in the left hand on Hood what about you he just a baby cuz he's just a baby cuz you want a squabble not now oh now he py turning down F now now he [ __ ] realize turn down a fade in the county jail they going to tie you up they might put peanut butter in your [ __ ] look at my teeth I'm missing teeth fighting in the county jail don't fight like [ __ ] Knuckles saying you lost yeah you see what's in these Knuckles what it look like them teeth marks Hood been on ankle monitor years how many years you been on the ankle monitor man [ __ ] hell going on about 10 years now don't that mean you got to stay at home I'm here here now [ __ ] my B you got it I'm here now you listen by dusi and do what the [ __ ] he says if he has any problem if anybody want will squabble with me I take my [ __ ] teeth don't take the teeth out put them back in I'm just letting them know I'm serious as a [ __ ] in Stars Rex come on up you going to have to battle rap him right now oh yeah give him a freestyle man all right before freestyle it's no disrespect this is time coming ready if it's disrespect we going to get down you ready to catch a [ __ ] I'm not smiling if you laughing you going home I made it here with nothing everybody thought on the ground I was stutting I was never bluffing I got here like I was rushing ain't no cuffing I don't like any of them girls here and I ain't starting give my light little cuple bar all right look I'm from 50 F Street I pack big heat I really put [ __ ] for Sleep Yellow Tape a real gang blang I'm HK destruction it's a name that's my name I've earned the name through my gang they call me big [ __ ] crazy I put in work if I've ever I'mma bang the tur rather I'm doing nothing in Life or big in the large world I'm a gang bang is FY fat straight across the [ __ ] world man get your 5 five crap got some [ __ ] up on my chest time to get it off my day one got mad hit me with the double cross so I threw the Triple C [ __ ] this [ __ ] slapped his son and if that [ __ ] feeling Macho I ain't get no bun it's C because you got to understand he the biggest ameru get back in line ain't no Bees in it let's go ain't no Bees TMS I took the whole city of NYC down [ __ ] the dkm why all I got cheese the cheddar and cheese right yeah I got to be strong I hold on to my zone I got to go on and on cuz I got to stack the cheddar and paper conspiracy theories was Illuminati you Illuminati hey he hey hey hey what's the Illuminati [ __ ] about brother it's just talking [ __ ] it's just like in my rap you know I I listen to other lyric you know it's kind of like um how I put the was together I know so you Illuminati I did sold my soul what as an artist I sold my soul get the [ __ ] back in line man he might be going home and all the [ __ ] that's laughing might be going home too it's Tony W [ __ ] I'm really cripping blue flag on the left no I ain't right I catch a [ __ ] slipping I'm gang I'm a bang plus I'm running up a ticket I would have walked a [ __ ] down if I ain't have to run a business all right give him something I'm HK destruction that's my [ __ ] name I live by everything and I really gang bang keep playing with this gang banging you really not accounted just life [ __ ] really rest in peace accounted andless keep it 55th straight I'm that [ __ ] in my [ __ ] town the biggest [ __ ] across the world yellow taping [ __ ] down quit playing with this [ __ ] [ __ ] get the [ __ ] back in line man I just feel like that was some [ __ ] you know you know that's why I stood up and I was like nah we're not going to do that now this other [ __ ] you can whoop his ass but sometimes I just can't hold myself together I'm not here for 15 minutes of fame I'm here to create longevity in my life you no marked on my wrist no time to play hey talk about money up out of my face [ __ ] so hous put hoes in they place your [ __ ] [ __ ] should have been gay Who whoo who whoa ain't no disrespect to the [ __ ] now which one of his [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz they up there right now they Lo down low down will beat your ass right now she a girl it's a girl oh we have a home girl beat beat her ass oh okay yeah we get the home a home girl we have a home girl no no domestic we it's a girl yeah girl just get get the [ __ ] back in line she was sliding though he was sliding go ahead Crips can't process that type of [ __ ] no I don't need your your beat boxing yeah take that [ __ ] and stop doing it you come out here playing like you a [ __ ] rapper I'm a real gang banger [ __ ] I'm a gun Clapper a certified infant Lo General from my city I'm from the nfty 50s don't come out here playing you in hell [ __ ] we really gang banging yeah yeah all right all yeah get back in line we need to talk to you on the side we we we going to tone it down because yeah we don't want nobody getting hurt I wanted to rap against [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] who you wanted to rap against [ __ ] he he you see what [ __ ] color I'm wearing today [ __ ] you thought I was blessed in [ __ ] you thought I was blessed in or something let him come rap then all right let's he it come on I'm your number one artist let's see it you got to rap close up in his face since you say you about it I'm not about that light but a lot of [ __ ] be claiming [ __ ] that they really don't bang I already know my [ __ ] wait wait wait who you talking about when you say a lot of [ __ ] claiming [ __ ] they don't bang man there's a lot of [ __ ] in the streets like who mention names [ __ ] I know you're not talking about me no not you I ain't dropping no names iin no ain't no snit I didn't say you was but [ __ ] you let a [ __ ] know he just can't throw that out there without putting something on it I put that on God I ain't dropping no names real that [ __ ] I stay 10 toes down [ __ ] be switching up for these [ __ ] and killing their homies now [ __ ] say they down but these [ __ ] Ain't down for [ __ ] all these [ __ ] say they love a [ __ ] but they only want to be around for the come up and look at a [ __ ] as a [ __ ] resource real [ __ ] same [ __ ] go for these [ __ ] [ __ ] is out here trying to get rich are you speaking [ __ ] or you rapping come on man ug Rapp come on so they got into a fight earlier where in the kitchen in the kitchen oh you Scrabble with him earlier two times why you don't want to get out with me then two times you picking and choosing you can't do that in the county jail Hood I'll never go to jail CRI man you can never say never [ __ ] hey what the [ __ ] are you doing put that in your left hand I know you Bat C from the west side of California and I know you really got all your real homies with you I know you really F50 B SC you keep it 50 hey up B and I really keep it n are you rapping talking to me [ __ ] or against me talking to you fool I was saying he was a b he called him a fool bro no no disrespect no disp you a fool for saying it I'm tired of that [ __ ] I was saying y okay k f who you feel got the most potential to win the money in the competition out of them yeah uh we don't know yet you like you anybody stand out anybody stand out to you that you remember I'm a man that loves women so I'm hoping maybe the lady with the blonde hair might have a she might know how to make a Nifty nail let me bust her cooch and ass her I don't think we could speak like that about they contestants they just competing oh all right well we won't do that yeah we you know I thinking it was CRI no bust coochies and [ __ ] not right now yeah well no never that's what I'm saying like never you probably can't yeah all right let's respect respect sound like some [ __ ] they do in the set with the homies hey um need you to cut the ankle but we need you to spread word you no no he he know how to cut it just show him the tool to cut it real quick it's on his left leg find somebody who you think could do it tell them they getting five SE okay I got you just you know you might end up in the LA County ja tonight so this the mole right here y'all cool was in on the project we need him to figure out what's going on behind the scenes we want to make sure everybody doing what they supposed to do you want me to start some [ __ ] you ain't got to start nothing I F to well sometimes but like [ __ ] you crazy you with us I know you still going to get in the house but don't let them know that you with us you good come on I got to do that you you do do I'm good that you I'm good on thats I came do I just came the same cut you got me yeah I got you you standing on business yeah I'm on do I don't want to do I [Music] do I do I do I go to jail don't snitch yeah I'm you gotta be low key you gota be low key yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah go ahadow key got beow go ahead go ahead no not on the thing right there I'm going tell I'm going tell you what here [ __ ] wait wait wait come on it's not rocket sign [ __ ] [ __ ] tight Ain it everybody look that way look at them houses on the hill tell me which one you want don't turn around yet there you go you did it you did it you did it you pocket it put this in your pocket put this in your pocket put on your pocket keep that keep that you got to be lowkey keep act [Music] normal hold that down M go stand over there block cuz he want to do it block and say he a want to do it yeah want no business what about the one with the glass [ __ ] the one with the glasses he he said what he say I just want to see all right bet hey Glock on the hop on the Hop you still got your C where your C at go get that the ugliest rapper liive you know why you got to get it to him right just take that over there to take it back to him you want leave tonight you got to give it to him going on bro know going on what happened she came up she was grabbing on me and [ __ ] then she popped off so I had to beat the [ __ ] out of okay who ended up winning the whole Al it was like a jump situation who ended up nobody jump nobody I just beat the [ __ ] out of go ahead keep it quiet don't tell nobody what happened earlier with the altercation what's going on what the hell y'all fight for I'm fighting to stand on business I'm fighting to be here Blood Sweat and Tears you see she got the blood on her right there and if you don't have that you not down you not you not I got this this war room I feel and I I take any loss but I'm doing it for this hold on you lost no I won oh yeah oh yeah get get Dam why you a let me I like that I got blood look look at this it's all that's it no no don't play with me n no so was it your own blood or somebody else blood it's my own yeah I put my hand I do I do all right we'll talk to you all right she not getting no demand she not getting one yeah she not she not going to get one we can't congratulate [ __ ] like that [ __ ] you cut yourself we going to figure this [ __ ] out you hold on to that all hold on to that did you tell somebody you did that no hell no right here go you a tell nobody sure all right y was at table the whole time just keep it though that's what I said bro I don't want nobody getting in trouble but we in competition I'm here to eat man you already know what going on I'm going to disqualify myself for several reasons that people testing me too much I'm being Li to manipulated cuz we don't want you to leave you're a very good contestant and we feel you can win the 50 thank you I know that but I'm too real for it I I don't I don't want to be played on here comes the boss right now I mean we could talk to the boss right now if he's well the talk nobody leaving nobody leaving well what's up I'm going to disqualify myself what's going on you know me personally know that I don't like this kind of story what's going on beinged listen man that's what he's saying I don't give a [ __ ] anybody want to leave we cut the cameras off right now ain't nobody leave willingly or unwillingly done I'm done I don't think he's going to let you leave but no I'm talking about I'm talking about the door locked ain't nobody letting you out the door right now all right door you want so let me just tell you what he saying [ __ ] he not getting out none of these doors I can't breathe in a cold I have heart problem I didn't know he's going to be out here in a cold and look like a [ __ ] I look terrible talk about who made you do that I can't do it drei who made I win but I'm going to lose because I can't get I want to go against these people prot I can't breathe I need more star from this point on protect the c c but we got to let everybody know this is your security for that's top that's literally Top Gun security right there you good now what's up we good we good you good all right bro yeah these [ __ ] can't get their own [ __ ] he the only one we can treat like that I'm not doing that for no other white boy they really I'm doing yeah they was going they going to [ __ ] him up but he got one protective custody so we going to see what happen now I can finally sleep now I'm just missing my [ __ ] but they'll be in my head could have been on the next episode of could have been house [ __ ] you were supposed to fess up and say this [ __ ] you know you cut the [ __ ] bro yeah you ass we got a couple snitches that are fearing for their life right now we need protective custody I'm not happy I'm not pleased with this [ __ ] hey everybody try mine anybody don't like it we're gonna take a fade right here right now I'm a comedian bro hold up oh godamn I'm standing on standing I'm standing I'm standing on

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Id: B3zWrXNv2hY

Length: 27min 46sec (1666 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 14 2024