Corona in Canada, China’s Mars Probe & AOC’s Powerful Speech | The Daily Social Distancing Show

coronavirus the only thing living its best life in 2020. over the past 24 hours multiple states including texas and florida reported record covert 19 fatalities and for everyone who's asking what america is doing wrong well one viral photo might offer a clue a tale of two countries this picture is going viral for highlighting the difference in covet 19 responses between the united states and canada at the top of your screen a packed american tour boat at niagara falls carrying hundreds of people you can see them in blue ponchos the bottom is a canadian one carrying just a half dozen tourists they're the ones in red the images show the two vessels passing each other earlier this month yep apparently while canadian boats at niagara falls have a passenger limit of six people american boats are just balling out i mean just look at how all of those americans are packed together on that boat i'm not even sure if that's missed from the waterfall that could just be everyone coughing i look obviously i'm joking right most people might be safe because they're outdoors in the mist and the wind i don't know but still this photo really is a metaphor for how differently the us is treating this pandemic from all other countries i mean of all the things to risk dying for looking at a waterfall is the worst choice until there's a vaccine stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to i will say though i also feel like canada's being a little too safe i mean come on you guys have free healthcare live a little and by the way keeping boats from being overcrowded isn't the only thing canada is doing to stop the spread of corona the cdc in the canadian province of british columbia just released official health guidelines telling canadians to try using glory holes for safer sex because they say the wall stops you from breathing on each other but the hole keeps the magic happening and if ever there was a sign this is how you know coronavirus is really bad when doctors are like okay go stick your dick in a wall it'll save lives now look i don't know about glory holes but my personal advice is if you want to be real safe everyone needs to have sex the same way mike pence does what you do is you go in the bedroom first and then you lock the door behind you so nobody else can come in sex oh and while we're on the subject here's another tip guys wear a mask over your balls okay it doesn't stop the virus it's just no one wants to see your balls they're like the bottom of a cupcake the party's on top just hide that stuff in other news football is coming back but the washington redskins are not effective immediately the former washington redskins will now be called the washington football team as they continue to look for a replacement mascot according to espn this is not the final name of the team but they needed something in place before games begin this season a new permanent name and logo is still in the works i'm sorry that is the laziest team name i have ever heard i mean they renamed a professional football franchise the same way you say phone numbers of people you just met uh karaoke dude with the big ears who sings strange uh okay woman from the bar idiot co-worker let me change that idiot co-worker michael costa for real guys the washington football team that doesn't sound like a professional organization it sounds like they ran out of cash and now they can only afford the store brand version of team names it's like when my mom couldn't buy us cheerios so instead she bought us oat circles out circles eat this in the morning the only silver lining i can see for this name is that it's going to be very helpful to people who don't follow the nfl yeah because now when someone asks you who you're rooting for you can be like uh the football team yeah and then you sound like you know what you're talking about oh interesting choice you're going with the football team yeah i like when they do the ball but let's move on now to some news that's really out of this world it's about space here this morning it's an historic space race to mars the red planet china launched its first ever mission to mars this morning a six-wheeled robot lifted off on the long march 5 rocket from the islands south of china's mainland details are top secret china's not even releasing the rover's name it should get there in orbit sometime in february right behind the rover hope launched by the united arab emirates that was on monday the u.s expecting to launch its rover perseverance from cape canaveral that'll be next week they're gonna have a traffic jam up there wait wait wait wait wait why is everybody trying to go to mars i mean there's never been a movie on mars that ends well best case scenario you lose a ton of weight because you're on an old potato diet like that's it and also is this the best time for space exploration come on scientists i know you want to have fun but we need you focused on the pandemic now it's not play time no mars until you finish your corona you finish your corona scientist you finish your corona then you can have mars don't you look at me like that young scientist moving on to politics yesterday we talked about how a republican congressman named ted yoho called representative alexandria ocasio-cortez a [ __ ] in the halls of the capitol building well this morning aoc fired back with both barrels an extraordinary moment on the house floor just a few minutes ago congresswoman alexandria ocasio-cortez talking about republican congressman ted yoho throwing expletives at her i was minding my own business walking up on the steps and representative yoho put his finger in my face he called me disgusting he called me crazy and in front of reporters representative yoho called me and i quote a [ __ ] [ __ ] and i want to be clear that representative yoho's comments were not deeply hurtful or piercing to me because i have worked a working class job i have weighted tables in restaurants i have ridden the subway i have tossed men out of bars that have used language like mr yoho's mr yoho mentioned that he has a wife and two daughters i am someone's daughter too and i am here because i have to show my parents that i am their daughter and that they did not raise me to accept abuse from men and you know i don't care what anybody says i am glad aoc came out on the house floor and said exactly what that congressman said to her expletives and all because if you only hear about the story on the news you've probably heard them say that yoho used a derogatory language or an offensive term or he made a decorum whoopsie aoc is absolutely right time and time again powerful men hide behind the fact that they have daughters as a way to shield themselves from accusations of sexism it's almost like these dudes are at their gender reveal parties like yay it's pink oh man i'm finally gonna have a political prop to excuse my bad behavior oh this is the happiest day of my life well that's our show for tonight but before we go i just wanted to remind you that america is facing a nationwide poll worker shortage and that's because most poll workers are over 60 and coronavirus is still out there so they cannot show up but fewer poll workers means that there are fewer polling stations open and it means there's going to be longer lines that not everybody can afford to wait in especially in communities of color but now here's the good news most poll working is paid yeah paid and in some states you can be as young as 16 to work over the past two weeks we've partnered with power to the polls to ask you to be a poll worker and over 40 000 of you have already signed up so thank you to every single one of you who are giving your time to save your granny and protect democracy and if you haven't signed up yet and you want to make some money then just go to the link below to learn more until next week stay safe out there wash your hands and i'll see you at the glory hole you

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Length: 8min 15sec (495 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 24 2020