>>> ALL RIGHT, ANOTHER ROUND FOR
EVERYBODY. I'M BUYING THIS TIME.
>> YOU GOT IT. >> KELLY'S BUYING.
>> THAT'S WHAT I CALL A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.
>> JUST FOR THAT, MAKE HIS SMALLER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE'S.
>> HIS WIFE TOLD ME SOMEBODY DID.
>> GOOD ONE, PAUL. >> AT LEAST I STILL HAVE A WIFE
TO GO HOME TO. >> I BET PAUL WOULD SETTLE FOR A
HOME AT THIS POINT. >> YOU AREN'T GET ANY ACTION
SLEEPING AT YOUR SISTER'S HOUSE. >> BUT I AM!
>> YOU GUYS ARE BREAKING MY BALLS.
COME ON NOW! >> REMINDS ME, PAUL, I GOT YOU A
LITTLE CHRISTMAS PRESENT HERE. IT'S A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO THAT
NEW MASSAGE PARLOR DOWNTOWN, YEAH, FOR YOUR LONELY NIGHTS.
NO, BUT REALLY, IT'S A PRETTY NICE PLACE.
IT'S A FULL SPA. THEY DO REALLY GOOD MASSAGES,
FACIALS, YOU NOW, HOT STONES. I KNOW WE BREAK BALLS A LOT.
BUT YOU'RE A GOOD GUY. >> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN ACTUALLY USE THIS, THANKS. >> I HOPE YOU DO.
>> THANKS, MAN. >> HEY, PAUL, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS. >> HEY, PAUL, I GOT YOU A LITTLE
SOMETHING TOO. >> REALLY, CARL?
>> YEAH, SURE. >> HEADPHONES, HEY, FOR WHAT?
>> FOR WHEN ME AND YOUR SISTER GET A LITTLE TOO LOUD AT NIGHT!
>> OH! >> NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, I KNOW
THAT CAN'T BE EASY FOR YOU, MAN. MINE, I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR
LITTLE SISTER. YOU'RE RIGHT THERE ON THE COUCH.
>> THOSE WALLS ARE PAPER THIN. YOU MUST HEAR EVERYTHING.
>> I JUST MIND MY BUSINESS. >> IT'S COOL.
NO, IT'S NOT COOL! IT'S NOT COOL AT ALL!
AND I KNOW WE BREAK BALLS A LOT. >> YEAH, WE BREAK A LOT OF
BALLS. >> WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE THE
ACADEMY. I WOULD HATE TO PUT A STRAIN ON
THAT. >> SAYS HERE THEY'RE
NOISE-CANCELING BEATS BY DRE. YOU MUST HAVE PAID A LOT OF
DOUGH FOR THESE. >> SOME OF THE BOYS GYPPED.
>> YEAH, SOME OF US FELT PRETTY ROTTEN ABOUT NAILING HER TOO.
>> THANKS. THAT MEANS A LOT, CAPTAIN.
I'M JUST HAPPY SHE'S WITH YOU GUYS, AND NOT SOME JERKS.
>> HEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS. >> HEY, IS THIS A PARTY OR WHAT?
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING? DO A ROUND WITH US, MAUREEN
>> IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE PLANS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!
>> IT'S A NICE NIGHT, PAUL. I FIGURED I'D GO LET YOUR MOTHER
OUT FOR A WALK. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, MAUREEN, I
THINK MY MOTHER WOULD REALLY LIKE THAT.
THIS FRESH AIR COULD REALLY DO HER GOOD.
>> YEAH, I THINK SO TOO. MERRY CHRISTMAS, PAUL.
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS. >> HEY, LET'S GET THOSE SHOTS!
>> HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, WE'RE GETTING SHOTS FROM THE WORST
SHOT ON THE FORCE! >> HEY, YOU'RE THE WORST SHOT I
HAVE EVER SEEN, CONNOR! >> YEAH, RIGHT!
>> HEY WHAT ABOUT THE TIME YOU ACCIDENTLY SHOT MY WIFE?
>> WHO, BEVERLY? >> YES!
I ONLY HAD ONE WIFE AND YOU SHOT HER.
WHAT A GOOF! >> AND WHO'S THE BOSS TONIGHT.
>> HEY, LOOK, PAUL, I'M ACTUALLY GLAD YOU BROUGHT THAT UP
BECAUSE -- I HAVEN'T BEEN SLEEP TOOK GOOD
SINCE THAT ALL WENT DOWN. >> HEY, MAN, FORGET IT.
YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN MONTHS ALL RIGHT.
. >> NO, NO, LET ME SAY THIS,
PAUL. I SHOT YOUR WIFE AT YOUR
WEDDING. AND I GUESS I HAD A FEW TOO
MANY, AND I MESSED UP. BIG TIME.
>> ANY ONE OF US COULD HAVE SHOT HIS WIFE AT THEIR WEDDING.
>> YEAH, SURE, BUT I DID. IF I'M BEING HONEST, PART OF ME
STILL FEELS LIKE IT'S THE REASON SHE LEFT YOU THAT NIGHT.
I'M SORRY, OKAY. I'M TRULY SORRY, MAN.
>> WAIT, CONNOR. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS, MAN. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, CONNOR.
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS. >> HEY, RHONDA, PUT EVERYTHING
ON MY TAB. >> THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN USING
YOUR CARD. IT'S 2 GRAND!
>> YOU GUYS BREAKING BALLS! >> YEAH!
WE DO!
Mirror.