Conan Gray Roasts Dating Profiles, Bathroom Selfies and Android Users | Cosmopolitan

if you don't like cats it's because you don't like things that you can't control and I think that says everything I need to know about you hey y'all it's Conan gray and today I'm going to be roasting your dating profiles for Cosmo don't listen to any of my advice and anything that I say please don't take personally I don't know you first up we have nuron 23 years old from North planfield don't know where that is sexual orientation straight singer songwriter red flag seeking a long-term relationship as a singer songwriter I don't think so okay oh a if this is the first picture I think you've done a great job because I audibly said a because look how sweet and nice you look great hair beautiful beautiful face just just gray all around New York City I think question mark it's like a very jzy pose it's like oh I'm just here like I'm just standing here whatever like what oh there's a camera what the only thing is like do I learn that much about you from this picture I don't know I learn that you carry big big tote bags which actually says a lot about you if I had to guess what was in this bag I would say honestly probably like a copy of normal people by Sally Rooney some pen like a notebook that you bring around everywhere but you actually don't write anything in it because why would you write anything in a notebook in today's modern age next picture is a little intimidating but I understand that that's maybe a good side to show you can be scary you can be intense but also you look great in it so maybe that's exactly what needs to be done next one is me in the wild this is the best picture on here it says a little about your personality you like pigs that's important because God forbid you date someone who doesn't like pigs all right let's take a look at how she answered her prompts I want someone who is intentional and compassionate I don't know don't we all though 80% of people on dating profiles are just looking for like a little morsel of validation so maybe if you're looking for someone intentional and compassionate I don't know if you should even be on this app best travel story went on a solo trip to Japan visited a karaoke bar and was the only person there spent the night singing with the owner that's really sweet I would rather die then experience that this tells me a lot about yourself you're brave you're outgoing you like to make connections I don't like any of those things this is a really sweet story and this is great this is exactly what should be on a dating profile I geek out on many things but mainly movies music and Anime yeah don't we all love movies I think but maybe they don't and if they don't then God my overall take on ran is that you are a beautiful very lovely woman this is an absolutely swipeable profile this is like great sweet unintimidating nice I would be like yeah for sure next profile we have Aiden location green Bo seeking men occupation actor like let's get into the photos first picture Aiden this picture is blurry but I do kind of feel like this picture is giving really neutral so I don't know I don't know what the vibe of you is yet and we're going to find out next picture fun in front of a backdrop purple you must love the color purple and there are purple people out there and they're very passionate about being purple this tells me a lot more about you as a person I like you already next one oh shirtless the environment of this bathroom it's foul I feel like you can tell a lot about someone from like what they have in their shower various shampoos I love that it's good to know that you wash your hair there's a razor I think I see in there you have sock so maybe we don't need the shirtless picture on here like maybe the sock should have been removed from the tub maybe you're looking for people who love a sock on a tub do I want the sock to be gone yeah I do I do want the song to be got next one a cat picture this is great I love cat people if you don't like cats it's because you don't like things that you can't control and I think that says everything I need to know about you oh they're so unpredictable yeah so are people so we're human beings like oh you only want something that worships you like a god yeah okay narcissist so basically I love you you're great thank God you have a cat let's move on to see how they answered the prompts what if I told you that I have an Android we can tell the pictures told us everything Android users fine can you FaceTime them no can you text them in a regular way no can you speak to them no but they're usually quite good people I feel like unless they're like really intense about it like I have an Android and they're better than iPhones calm down my Simple Pleasures iced coffee check spending time in the sauna psychopath my cat check good lighting the occasional day in bed h H one of my people I meet people who go in saunas and I'm like yeah you seem that the type of person who goes in a sauna my favorite line from a movie what's your favorite scary movie parenthesis no but answer the question is it from like scream or something people who love scary movies I I can't imagine they can get along with people who hate them but I feel like every scary movie person has a person who can't watch scary movies if someone answers this and it says I hate scary movies don't don't put them down yet just let let them cook Aiden's profile you seem great seem like you could really find a person that's great for you because your profile was very indepth and I feel like it was intentional and compassionate but swipeable good minus the sock get rid of the sock magdalina 27 from the upper west side of New York occupation marketing at sustainability consulting firm I just learned how to read yesterday long-term and short-term relationship is what you're looking for her words kind of figuring it out as I go so commitment issues first picture you look beautiful this is a beautiful dress drinking a glass of wine the smile is saying yeah I I can see through you I can see through everything that you know life outtake it's a picture of you on a boat with your friend you look like you've had a wonderful day I think you're like in Amsterdam or something I feel like generally like you should just leave your friends out of your dating profiles cuz like why third picture a selfie got to love the selfie you're wearing a seat Bel it's good to know that you're safe I think she's trying to tell you that says a lot says a lot last picture mirror picture I love a mirror picture I think this is great I think this is a work of art now let's get on to the prompts I'm looking for someone who will always get a sweet treat with me I'll do that with you don't you worry I will do that with you anytime after every minute meal my body says you're not done eating you haven't eaten a little piece of chocolate a life goal of mine own land and raise chickens and cows should we get married should we because this sounds great this sounds like a life the one thing I'd love to know about you is what was your favorite after school snack hm this is a good question I feel like it'll tell you a little like some people are like carrots and Ranch people and other people are like ants on a log and other people are like I didn't eat after school snacks my was hard someone's favorite after school snack I think says a lot about their socioeconomic location if they're like love to pack of Oreos okay rich rich person if you ate Oreos after school like how do you enjoy buying produ bags all day is it nice if their answer is like normal like peanut butter and jelly you're like okay I didn't grow up with money so I'd probably like feel comforted if like an answer is something kind of in that range My overall take take away is great fine wonderful very swipeable in fact I think I just did Cameron age 26 location New York Straight student open to whatever I guess Cameron this first picture is I'm not going to say it's your best work but maybe it is and we'll find out later you know I I'm kind of into the crop actually I think it's kind of yeah I'm a little different I'm a little different second picture this is fun I think it says that you're fun and light-hearted I'm not fun and light-hearted I don't drink although maybe this is just a lot of apple juice could be you look like someone who likes apple juice I like that about you third picture see this one you look really good in I love the like kind of the film photo Vibe you're on a roof I like this one I think actually out of all of them you look most Pleasant and approachable and happy here I just always like the ones of people smiling though so maybe like maybe that just makes me uncool this picture of Larry David your best work you've never looked better and I think think you should start with this one actually now let's move on to the prompts something about me is I'll talk about me on a date you and me I don't know if I don't know what to talk about I'm going to talk about myself actually this is good and It prepares people for what your date is going to be like my tops Spotify artist Two Chains and Alex G this says everything this says everything you can delete everything else Cameron this says everything and I like you you have Duality you have depth you probably don't shower but do you need to with music taste like this I don't think so I think this is fine overall Takeaway on this profile delete everything just leave this last one and a picture of Larry David and I guarantee you're going to have all of New York City all right now we're going to build my dating profile name Justin Bieber age 37 location your mom's house occupation Jester I'm seeking Magdalena first picture would be maybe a mirror picture maybe it needs to be a mirror picture cuz I was talking a lot of big talk about this mirror picture so maybe it's a mirror picture second picture probably a picture of me with a cat my third picture will be probably like a picture of me like in front of a mirror with some socks in my bathtub like probably if I'm trying to like attract the right crowd my last picture on the profile would be your mom and she's smiling with me the key to my heart is you're never going to get it and I'm never going to give it to you I think people are going to take that as a challenge and they're going to really fight to try to get my heart the weirdest thing about me is that I can do this thing with my hand weirdest gift I've ever given one time for my best friend's birthday we baked a very large Sombrero made out of cookie dough it was delicious I think that's pretty good gift all righty that's my profile I hope you love me thank you for roasting some profiles with me don't go on dating apps at all actually you're fine just walk around on the streets naked you'll figure it [Music] out

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Length: 11min 28sec (688 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 01 2023