Session 15: Conan Gray | Therapuss with Jake Shane

[Music] hi [ __ ] sorry my tooth hurts really really badly right here like this big tooth everyone oh sorry welcome back to therapist where um yeah no sorry I don't usually do a tack line after it so I don't think I'm going to start today but I I had food apparently stuck in my teeth like between my big right tooth and like when it starts to get my regular teeth all day yesterday and Alice just like didn't tell me she says because quote I could look in a mirror um so I my teeth hurt really badly today like every time cold air touches it like it hurts which is a problem for me because I can't like live without cold air so sorry that's why the hi [ __ ] like that's why it was weird at first because um of my tooth but it's not a cavity because everyone told me that you can't get cavities in your front teeth but this is also a reason why I'm really excited to get veneers one day um I'll obviously bring everyone along for that Journey once I do but it'll be amazing today for a guest we have Conan gray who just released his latest album found heaven last week it is [ __ ] amazing please go give it to listen if you haven't already he is such a joy such a bright light he's so creative he's so talented and I was so excited to have him in the therapist office and I'm so excited for you guys to hear this episode I just got back from New York and it is coach H week obious obviously I went to the Olivia Rodrigo concert as most of you saw I had a great time Olivia was amazing a poo as per usual she is such a [ __ ] star so beyond talented and seeing her was just sorry food in the side of my mouth such such a joy um I went I was obviously on the Jumbotron um yes I was there on a date with that man he is very nice and he's great he's great we had a great time it was very fun night so by the time you guys will be watching this episode I will be getting my spray tan for Coachella which I really hope goes well I know everyone might be thinking in what God's green earth could you look like with this spray tan but I actually look really good as always submit tell me what's wrong surpass that post.com send me your name if you want and your number I'd be happy to give you a call I love talking to the [ __ ] and enjoy tonight's episode and if you're going to Coachella I'll see you there love you [ __ ] Conan Greg welcome to therapist thank you so much thank you for being here I'm very excited to be here I think we have a lot of great advice to give to people we do because we went to college we you did go to where did you go UCLA I went to UCLA for a grand total of three months okay thought you about to say three years three 30 years um no I went for three months I signed my deal like my record deal the week that I was doing orientation so I knew that that I wasn't going to stay there but I worked so damn hard to that [ __ ] school so I was like I'm just going to go for as much no yeah UCLA's [ __ ] for those who don't know that is a hard school to get into yeah I'm a genius yeah you are no because the uc's like aren't caring like they care about your numbers they don't give a [ __ ] about who you are you can't pay your way in I went to us not that I could have but for those who don't know that's another story yeah um I did not get into U it's a hard did you like it for those three months I really did and I felt very like um dejected like I listened to a lot of radio head and was like guys I have so many thoughts and like I know all my friends are in international studies wait um so how did you get do you got your start on YouTube I did okay so I started making YouTube videos like when I was nine wow nine when did you have your first social media account like that I took seriously for like a like a public consumption just just in general I think I had like um wow why do I I think I was 12 and I made an Instagram Instagram was your first yeah oh M was Facebook okay I wasn't allowed on Facebook and you know and I finally was allowed on Facebook and that's where that's why I'm Jake Shane and not Jake Rosco cuz my mom said I wasn't allowed to use my last name wow yeah wait where did the Shane come from it's my middle name oh I think I'm named after an alcoholic baseball player oh which one something Shane oh I'm named after um Conan the Barbarian are you serious yeah I am who's that so okay so K in The Barbarians is like this like comic book character from the'80s right that's like literally all he does is just like he's just like really jacked and he just kills people oh and that's why I am who I am today yeah will you kill people with uh your lyrics my words speaking of I listened to your music I've been listening to it recently and I have a few questions so it's a lot it's 80s inspired right mhm did you listen to a lot of like Psychedelic Furs and like I did yeah you can definitely tell because on lonely dancer I I played it and I was like oh my God psychedelic first and then on um on Ali Rose incredible I can hear that being played in like stadiums thank you because it's giving like tell me if I'm wrong like a little Elton John and Billy for sure yeah it's amazing is your whole album kind of 80s inspired I mean it's definitely all retro I think I took like pieces from like 70s 80s even like a little 90s just here and there but um I don't know I just got really bored and unbelievably depressed last year when I was making the album and I needed to like um like uh mentally transport myself into another era that way I didn't have to think about the fact that I exist yeah wow what's your star sign I'm a sagge oh wow where are you Scorpio Scorpio I know do you know you're rising and your Moon yes I'm a cancer Moon oh my God that makes so much sense does it yes why because you're [Laughter] depressed right right and then I'm a I'm a Leo Rising wow okay so that's the form you take when you get on stage yeah what are you um Gemini rising Gemini Moon oh yeah it's really bad I try not to tell people wow you should kill yourself I know it's so bad I actually don't tell people my rising and I I'm just like I'm a Scorpio and we'll leave it at that yeah no no no I think I think you should you should stand up with that yeah yeah maybe not or sit down or sit down yeah or sit down but yeah no did you like watch was there any like so you obviously listen to a lot of I've never made an album yet I've never made one but do you like what did you watch any movies did you yeah yeah I um me and my friends got like unhealthily like weirdly obsessed with Dirty Dancing I've never seen it you've never seen no oh my God I know what's wrong with you a lot I'm uncultured oh my God no dirty dancing is like oh my God the best of all time I also grew up in a town it's called Georgetown it's like an hour from Austin and from the south I am I'm from the south Yeehaw oh my God wait I thought you were from I thought you were from California well okay so I was born in this town called Lemon Grove which is like basically San Diego okay cuz my dad was in the military oh wow and then yep and then I did like a bunch of moving around um and then like I did like Arizona and I did all these weird places I did Japan for a few years I'm half Japanese oh um and then I went to Texas how was ja how was living in Japan I mean I was like three so I I don't really remember I'm also like the like the worst Japanese person I don't speak that much Japanese I speak the vocabulary of a three-year-old because that's what I remember that's yeah that's what you remember my friend just went to Japan and she got back and she started crying cuz she was so depressed to be back yeah it's actually unlike anywhere else on Earth you should go have you ever seen the show Girls on HBO yes I just watched it I just watched it this this year okay I'm like season 4 oh my God Conan you need to get to season six wait where she goes to Japan yes oh damn then I am season six I'm sorry Season Season there is this one episode You Will I just know your cancer moon will die over okay it's called panic in Central Park uhhuh it's like do you know what like a capsule episode is no so it's like an episode where it just focuses on martinne or just focuses on hannn okay okay so the episode panic in Central Park just focuses on Marne and that's all I'll tell you okay it is incredible I do have trouble with that show though cuz CU I I I watch it like kind of you know when I'm like doing things yeah there are times with that show where I'm like godamn like can you just make one person likable I know just for one second like give me some faith I know like I need a little faith you want to know my toxic trait what's I love all of them I mean I love all of them cuz they're like people right they're people're people they're not like character they're people so like they have all these like sides to them but then sometimes I'm like do you see yourself in any of them um I've actually never thought thought about that H maybe I'm a maybe I'm a little bit of so that is amazing who are you I'm Hannah yeah yeah I'm Hannah I'm Hannah and I'm unapologetically Hannah yeah I feel put a little earbud in your in your ear and you shoved in there oh my God that that scene traum I have OCD and that scene traumatized me as a kid I was like this is some [ __ ] I would [ __ ] do yeah I know and then she does yeah the other one um and then Adam comes and and saves her oh Adam po Adam but Adam is so messed up well are you what part of Adam are you there are you going to spoil me right now no but you need to keep watching okay I mean troubles has he seen his not Mimi Rose but has he seen someone else he's seen Mimi Rose he hasn't seen someone else he hasn't oh God you need to watch I'm scared you must watch I hysterically stopped also the soundtrack of that show is so so good so good so good damn damn okay well honestly I think it's time we intro our first segment you seem like a really happy person so I don't know how this is going to go but is there anything you're therapist about this week or today ooh therapist about H well I drove like an hour to get here PE I've had lately I've had this like oh God lately I've been um I I've had this kind of like new irrational fear of dying on the road I don't know and maybe I watched too many movies it's also the first time in my life that is that my this is the first time in my life where my life has been good enough for me to be afraid of dying oh my God you know what I mean that's why you're an artist okay because what but you know I like for so long cuz I was severely depressed as a child I was like suicidal as a child did you ever do this thing wait we maybe we can talk about this tell me can we talk about this can we talk about suicide on here yes it's ther us um as a kid this is I want to see if you've done this too as a kid I would intentionally every single time cross the road without looking in hopes that a car would hit me I do that today exactly yes I do that today because I cuz I was also raised really religious so my parents told me I like you can't kill yourself or you won't go to heaven that's what I was told so I was like okay so I just have to die accidentally if I I'm going to get this done so I would just confidently walk into every time my thing was like at the doctor they would be like how many times have you thought about suicide and I'd be like a few at least one my mom would be like what I'd be like just a few I'd be but I don't mean it like obviously but like I'm thinking about it but I'm thinking about it have you ever heard the song happy and sad by Casey Musgraves yeah I just listened to her album the new one on the way here thoughts so so good so good so good the architect the architect I mean deeper well itself is so good so good I also love the first one cardinal cardinal was the one I couldn't get into how weird I like it I like the like Fleetwood Ma I know it's very Fleetwood Macky I think it'll grow on me my f i mean I really feel like albums are coming back in the sense that like people are listening to albums again like they're like letting my favorite part about like an album is like when you first listen and I think we've kind of lost our way with it because we love re action videos so much and we love people reacting to albums but I think part of a really good album is letting like the music hits you kind of like a wave and then you like get up for air and then like the second wave hits you and like it really like you're supposed to let the music wash over you and I almost feel like that's coming back a bit yeah I'm also just exhausted by how much music there is all the time that like now I need to just like not listen to anything and just like put on one album and just like Let It Go cuz it's just there's too many options too many decisions to make I need like one artist who I cling to with all my heart and soul and then just kind of not listen anything else that's me with Ariana Grande right now yeah oh that album's good that album's good that album is good good and I wasn't expecting it to I mean obviously Ari's Ari and I knew it was going to be amazing but like I haven't felt that way really about like a song since like Billy did happier than ever yeah I remember like when Billy did happier than ever I made every single person come to my room cuz we were on vacation listen to the song and that's exactly what I did with we can't be friends cuz I was like this song has changed my life so good so good I also I mean I don't know why no one's talking about true story I love true story I love true story and the like the very like '90s R&B like but I will say we can be friends is definitely my favorite definitely my favorite it's just like it's so good and it it it does hit like a really specific part of your little heart cuz it's kind of the best type of Love song makes you not only think about love romantically but platonically as well and I think that's what Ari did kind of really well on this album yeah and and you can tell that she's really she really wrote a lot she really put everything out there it was really yeah I didn't know she was a songwriter like that she's damn good songwriter did you see she posted this voice notes yesterday of her like I love when artists do this when they like post when they get the beat and they're like humming to it and singing to it and the beat and she did it yesterday for we can't be friends and you heard it from like the n n and like when it actually became the lyrics and I thought it was so cool it's a yeah it's a weird thing like songwriting is just like there's no explanations for it you just kind of it just kind of happens doesn't it when did you start writing songs I was 11 and I started writing songs because I saw this video of Adele singing Do You Know Her song Daydreamer no it's like a really sweet like guitar song I I've heard of it and I was about to lie to you and tell you I've heard of it that's song that's my favorite song which I've actually caught myself doing so many times on this podcast just straight lineing but I'm not going to lie to you so tell me more I really appreciate your honesty here I feel I feel like I need to be honest with you um no and and I saw this video and and and in the comments it said um like this is like this video was put on MySpace and is how Adele got discovered and I was like what I was like you can write a song like in your bedroom and just like become a singer like I was like that's crazy obviously kind I have the exact same amount as of talent as Adele and I'm just as good as Adele in every way especially when I was 11 years old so I was like I'm I must start writing songs so then I just did and I was I mean they were so interesting in the beginning cuz what do you write about when you're 11 right so they were like all like songs like about like kids from school or like my parents or like like moving I moved a ton when I was a kid um and it's really funny but yeah I think my favorite stuff you write about and what always really resonated with me just as like a gay kid was that like I always felt like I was no pun intended people watching yeah I really did and like that's I think that's why Heather struck a cord with so many people because I feel like I was always falling for the straight guy and it was just never never happening you know what I mean experience what's your favorite song you've ever written ooh I mean it's like it's like your favorite thing is always like the that you did I mean I can't lie that's how I am and I really love Ali Rose I think it's my it's amazing thank you it's amazing I don't know yeah I just I really like it I mean I'm listening to it right now cuz like I ju it just came out and like I I don't know I just like it so that's my favorite but I would say um I mean like there's a lot of artists who like hate their biggest song I [ __ ] love Heather uh I love Heather sor like hey sorry to do my own Norm I love that song it means everything to me it's I it's like a you know it's like this like little guitar song that I put on my album last minute that like no one at my label gave a [ __ ] about and I was like guys like I really like this song like it means a lot to me they're like fine you can like put it on the album and I did and then like it changed my life and I felt so alone in the moment that I wrote Heather I felt like I was like the only person who experienced this this experience and then to have like millions of people be like that EX exact same thing happened to me I was like whoa it was I felt for the first time that I was like I'm not alone and um it just yeah that song means everything to me I love Heather I love Heather and I think that's really I feel it really shows the power of songwriting because the best songwriting to me is writing about the most isolating feelings and then like having everyone in the world relate to said isolating feelings you know what I mean yeah and it's also like it's hilarious how we all think we're like such individuals yeah we're not we're not like every single like foul strange thought you've had in your head literally billions of people have had the exact same thought like it's just I don't know that that's one huge thing that like songwriting has taught me I'm like wow I am not a unique [ __ ] but you are unique thank you're unique in how you express your non-unique thoughts thank you thank you and you do it really well thank you and I'm really really pumped to hear your new album thank you well without further Ado should we get into the Tommy with wrongs let's do it okay let's do it do you know do you know how to do them I mean kind of okay do you want me to give you a little recap yeah give me a little recap okay so basically the [ __ ] write in yes and they tell us what's wrong and then we prescribe them a remedy prescribe correct so for example if someone wrote in and told me that they were having they were lusting over a straight boy who fell in love with a girl I would prescribe Heather by by you right yes so that's an example does it have to be a song it can be a song can be a movie it can be a medication it can be it can be anything okay sorry that one hit too close to home I got a 96 what the [ __ ] I got 96 instead of s are you comfortable with this question I don't want to start with that we can start with a different one we'll start I have a a lot of social anxiety so I constantly embarrass myself cuz I'm scared to say the wrong thing or some stupid sound stupid so I barely talk and people think I'm a weirdo what should I do oo I can't relate to that so I'm going to let you take the reins on this cuz I feel like you're more quiet than I am I am more I am very quiet I will say h honestly I do struggle with this not in the sense I'm not like afraid anymore of like people judging me cuz they're going to judge you regardless mhm that's just the truth but I also I saw this like Instagram picture that was like um of the girl's actress um who's the one that goes to rehab what's her name again Jessa Jessa what but what's her what's the actress's name j Kirk and it was like this like post that was like like I struggle a lot with like anxiety like like and she wrote she wrote I think you just thinking about yourself too much yeah she's everything have you seen the one where they're like um Are You Queer and she go goes [ __ ] it sure [ __ ] it sure like but I do think like as I get older you know now that I'm 500 years old um I I do realize like there's just like yeah people people are going to judge you regardless and they're going to think whatever they're going to think and they're also not going to think that much like they're just going to do whatever I would prescribe you a little rejection therapy I think you have to like uh put yourself out there get uh rejected a few times and find out that it's actually not that bad right like the worst that someone can say is [ __ ] you I [ __ ] hate you I hope you die and then you're like oh God and then you're like okay and then you move on I totally agree I don't have trouble being quiet but I do have trouble with rejection and I think what I've learned from like putting myself out there is that what you shouldn't do is put yourself out there and then mold yourself based on people's reactions but that's what i' I did for like at least 21 years of my life and so I would recommend staying away from that and also what I would say is that everyone is thinking about themselves more than they're thinking about you absolutely which is something I wish I learned way sooner that is like the biggest life lesson isn't it everyone is thinking about themselves so much that they're not thinking about you right like it's just and and and you yourself are the example of it because you're like oh God about all these judgments and everyone else in the room is thinking the same thing so it's going to be okay and then like you're and it's like and like you might feel like all eyes are on you you when you walk into a room and like sure they might be on you for 5 seconds but no one's going to continue thinking about you for 5 seconds you're just walking into a room you know what I mean yeah so I would prescribe the movie Mean Girls and let me tell you why because Katie Heron also struggles she's a little awkward and she molds herself to be what she thinks people want her to be and she ends up losing all her friends and losing herself in the process and by the end she finds herself so watch Mean Girls take that lesson and speak up speak up oh all my friends hookup counts are so high and whenever they talk about it I get so uncomfortable because mine is significantly lower than all of theirs I just don't know where to find people to hook up with nowadays and I can't realistically seem to find a boyfriend oh wow this um this is very this is a very real thing because also you know I think you everybody goes like through their development in life in such different Paces um I didn't have my first kiss till I was like 20 years old do so like take your time babe yeah it's fine everyone develops in different rates and like you know life is not like this like constant uphill battle I will also say I personally like I'd much rather just hook up with nobody and kiss nobody than a bunch of people that I don't [ __ ] like right and so it's not about like the count it's about like uh yeah like what makes you happy I know it's just it's so hard in the moment cuz I've totally been there and I remember like being so desperate for a first kiss that when I eventually had one it was so unfulfilling so UNM miraculous it was so UNM miraculous so unfulfilling and I feel like I've tried to make cuz I'm such a control freak make every like Milestone and like romantically happen and like if you do that it's never going to happen it's never going to happen and that's something I've learned a little too late yeah I think the more you try to like force things to happen too like the harder it gets you just got to like live your life like treat yourself with some kindness uh everyone moves at different paces and uh I just yeah hopefully first kiss is good but it's not going to be what you think so B yeah yeah what was your what was your first kiss it was from grinder uhhuh and it was in my door room at 2 p.m. on a Wednesday classic it was horrible a Wednesday can change a life yeah it changed mine my first kiss um was drunk under a tree oh yes I get drunk like once a year mhm weird things always happen yeah I get drunk more than once a year for sure but weird things do actually happen when I get drunk and I've needed to reel it in reel it in cuz I'm on a lot of meds and that does not work with the other stuff I put in my body little cocktail in there no does not work Little J Shan cocktail um what's your favorite cocktail um I like a Jin and tonic oh I like a Red Bull vodka oh my God Red Bull wait we know what we need to talk about Red Bull Nobody Knows the flavor no it's amazing though the flavor is Red Bull the flavor is red B but we don't know what the cherry sugar Gasol I'm going to prescribe to this girl um not a rebel vodka I'm gonna prescribe what's the movie The 40-Year-Old Virgin oh is that it I'm gonna prescribe The 40-Year-Old Virgin I'm because you could be 40 and a virgin just be grateful you're not yeah I'm gonna prescribe the movie 17 okay thaton edge of 17 not just 17 edge of 17 with Haley Steinfeld love Haley Steinfeld love Haley Steinfeld blessings to Haley Steinfeld um but I think uh it's a good Coming of Age movie that reminds you that everything takes its time MH can I ask you your favorite Coming of Age movie wow I love Coming of Age movies I love them so much and you know what soor call me by your name is that a Coming of Age movie yeah to me is it a Coming of Age movie no it is kind of a Coming of Age movie it is well like that movie ruined my life CU I was like I want a 40-year-old man that's straight and unavailable I want to be Timothy shamay I want to be Timmy yeah like that's what I want that's what and so that really ran my life for about six years so I would say my new favorite Coming of Age movie is probably you go first okay okay well wait side note about call me by your name I one time saw Army Hammer at Target buying Oreos and I was walking through the aisles and I was like who the [ __ ] is that voice I was like this this very specific voice coming from an aisle I walk over it's Army Hammer what year was that was it pre- cancel or pre cannibalism mhm um and I was like whoa and then I moved on Ary um my favorite Coming of Age movie which is maybe my favorite movie of all time is Goodwill Hunting I've never seen it Oh no I got to sit you down I know I think I think I need to be cultured you guys I haven't seen Dirty Dancing I haven't seen Goodwill Hunting I haven't seen edge of 17 yeah it's it's like a very it it is definitely coming of age movie and it's also about like the fear of love okay and there's this like really great scene where like he's like dating this girl and this girl's like just like let me love you and he's like I can I can't I'm scared and it's like so it's so real oh God it's so good oh maybe I'll watch that it's a really really good movie and it's Robin Williams as well oo and isn't it Matt Damon and Ben Affleck exactly you know that was their first movie together I think I know and they wrote it what and they won an Oscar for it right yeah and there's this amazing picture where the after the Oscars they're calling their moms like telling them like I one Oscar that's so cool yeah do you ever like see other really talented people and you're like damn yeah all the time for sure that's how I feel um I think my favorite Coming of Age movie I mean I I I love Perks of Being a Wallflower but I'm also just like lying and saying that to you because it's the only one I can think of right now it's so but that's a really good one it's a good one that's a really really good one a good one I also personally love number two The Princess Diaries I love the princess diar the Princess D and number two was good too one and two are one and two are great cuz Ann hathway eats every time she eats every time and you did you know that the first princess d that princess dyus are produced by Whitney Houston I did know this like what I did know this oh I want to dance with oh I wish I could mopis my other favorite Coming of Age movie and you might be like what the [ __ ] are you talking about is the Godfather what you ask that's not coming what you ask I will tell you Mike comes of age into the Godfather role and he is the Godfather that's true yes are you Italian at all no not that I know of I was watch The Godfather with an Italian the other day and did did it change things yeah he wouldn't let me [ __ ] talk oh right you know they say Goa ghoul in the movie uhhuh so predictable I have to watch part two I haven't seen part two I've only seen part one I've only seen part one too thought honest uh I thought I thought the mob seems so scary oh my God my toxic trade is like why are they all so [ __ ] hot I did not think that I thought oh my God I'm so scared mhm that's what I thought I my thought was like oh my God if this was me and I was the 1970s I would be I would be so do you remember the character that was like the lawyer that like kissed ass to the Godfather and like did whatever he wanted and then like got booted out at the end uhhuh me oh that's what you want to be yeah I would just be like kissing ass and be like wait you're so right about everything like oh my God Like You Look So Good In This suit right now right now oh god father have you seen Good Fellas no oh my God that's my other favorite Coming of Age movie these aren't coming of age movies they are he becomes very into to the mob scene and then he becomes addicted to drugs and paranoid and I'm sorry I just spoiled the entire good fell movie thank you for that yep of course any who I prescribe to you the Godfather I don't even remember I also don't remember the first question I love stuff like this I blacked out and accidentally [ __ ] my cooworker of 5 years who has a girlfriend g g he a he is a few years older than me and I never really thought of it like that until he pursued me and it happened now I'm in a tricky spot because I don't know if I should tell his girlfriend or not he asked me not to obviously but I feel so guilty [ __ ] okay oh there's so much to pack unpack here you got to tell your friends you got to tell you sit down with your friends and you make a game plan because what I do when I'm in a situation like when I lost my virginity I lost to a guy who was married classic right but I think they were in an open relationship and that's what I'm going to tell myself but I think what she should do I don't know because my mom always taught me to never get involved in other people's relationships mhm but I do feel like this girl like should know I mean there's a lot of questions to ask okay ask do you like did you know that this coworker was in a relationship mhm if you didn't know oopsies yeah if you didn't know got to go to church repent if you did know don't tell her cuz you're just incriminating yourself I know and there's also like God there's a lot of like do you tell people things that you know are going to hurt them but also no no no no I think I think she should tell okay I actually I think this girl that like you know your cooworker has this girlfriend I think that she should know that her boyfriend is a cheating [ __ ] MH and that she should [ __ ] dump him and find someone better and then you can have this loser ass guy I would go to the guy and I would say I'm giving you 3 days to tell your girlfriend three days and I want proof that you told your girlfriend if you do not tell her by 3 days I will be forced to intervene you could also quit your job okay or you could also quit your job and change your identity and move to Canada and come of age with the mafia yes yes you come of age oh my God so I prescribe The Godfather Part Two to I prescribe um uh moving to Canada I prescribe oh my God I feel like I always prescribe this the same [ __ ] but I do prescribe the movie The Other Woman seen oh it's amazing it's with Cameron Diaz Kate Upton Leslie man it's amazing and basically they all find out that this guy is like cheating on them oh I think I know the plot of this yes it's amazing and I think she should watch that don't they like join forces yes so maybe you and the girl can join fores for voices forces I like have a speech impediment when I enter this room it's really I went home with a sorry girl this is more interesting I went on a trip with my best friend and she literally left me in a hotel by myself and just use the trip as an excuse to see this guy she was texting I would be so upset I would be livid I would never forgive that friend personally never you do crazy things when you're in love but this is unacceptable the power of friendship is so valuable I think the power of friendship is really important and I think that this girl if you easily forgive her will not learn her lesson and that she will continuously put other guys over you yeah and that's not fair yes I there's nothing I hate more than people who the second they enter a relationship just [ __ ] off the plan it really B you never liked me you just liked having company like you just needed someone to bother you while you're waiting to go find some dude I never even thought about it that way so lame oh my God I thought about it like they're going to miss me so much no guess not like you didn't even give a [ __ ] about me [ __ ] um so that's [ __ ] up but it also depends how long have you guys been friends because if this is like a siblings thing then like it's family and I also like I will say like you know people make mistakes if this is like the first time she's done this and she's like learning and she like [ __ ] up that's okay people make mistakes but if this is like the 10th time she's done this what the [ __ ] right on you know what I prescribe what have you ever seen the White Lotus season one yes you know the scene where she's like who are you texting she's like my mom that's what this is given cuz she leaves and [ __ ] the hotel worker yes so I prescribed the White Lotus season one and also maybe having a conversation with your friend and telling her she's a BF bad friend yeah I prescribe um a long text message oh are you a fan of those love a long text message it never works really it never works it never works Guys phone calls are kind of the only way to really get it done but sometimes it opens the conversation right I prescribe a long text message with a call me let's work this out and then uh and then from there a a a little heart tohe heart mhm and yeah have you ever gotten like a really long test text message that you've been like uh for sure have you not for a while it's a good thing I don't remember the last time I got a long text message like that and I don't want to they're scary when you see it you're like no it's a shot to the oh my God I want to throw up you know what's worse though what can we talk no hi Jake that's worse Jake hi Jake hi Jake hello what do you need what the [ __ ] do you need tell me right now and I don't stand for it I or can I ask you a question just [ __ ] ask the question I will die ask the question ask the question I no you know what I'm not going to talk about this on this podcast because he watches it so just I'm gonna I'll tell you after MH but yeah you have so much Inner Strength right now I you have so much restraint yeah I've been also trying hard not to cut people off cuz apparently I do that all the time it's not a good thing oh when you're a it's not a good thing when you're when you're like a younger younger doll like when you're you think it's like being strong no it's not yeah [ __ ] you and then you get older you're like damn people are just people people are just people and you are just as flawed as everyone else make mistakes I mean obviously there's boundaries uhhuh but to a certain extent mhm are you a December sge or November sge December I totally get that why because November sages are like party party animals oh if I like am like basing my research correctly and like I think I mean do you like really like do you know like what are the characteristics of sages that you like identify with oh I have no clue I don't actually know the signs that well um you would love it I I do feel like a s though and uh I don't know you radiate winter birthday I don't yeah I don't know about that okay I don't know those things but I but I trust you with all you could throw me off a cliff and I'd be like okay oh con thank you I I radiate Halloween birthday I'm spooky but yeah so spooky I my birthday is right by Halloween quivering in my boots um so okay I guess we prescribed White Lotus season one oo this one sounds interesting one of my best friends is getting married in Paris in two months and I'm going to see my ex there for the first time in a year with his new girlfriend last time I saw him we hooked up and two weeks later he hard hard launched this girl on my birthday please help how do I behave why is he laughing do you relate no shut the [ __ ] up do you relate no I oh I mean I did write Ali Rose about a very uh very interesting time I spent in the UK okay I've heard about this time um but I I don't no not Paris I personally hate Paris really city of [ __ ] why I'm kidding I'm kidding um no no no it's fine Paris is fine um love you Paris um no I I don't know this is a tricky situation I think maybe I I I try these days to not take things so personally even the ending of a relationship yes I think I think obviously like the breakup [ __ ] sucks sucks it's going to suck regardless so we're going to be like Yay I'm having so much fun um I think that the after events probably had nothing to do with you in the sense that like probably like this guy who you were dating probably already knew this girl and like was doing a some [ __ ] up [ __ ] and just was like switch um and that it probably had nothing to do with you as a person and had everything to do with him as a person and what his morals and how he treats people I think she asked how she should behave and I think she should behave like he doesn't live in the city yes absolutely do not hit up this person do not hit up and you have the best [ __ ] time in the city oh my God do not hit up smile have fun spend time with your friend who's marri's getting married like have you know wedding I prescribe in Paris oh yeah I've never even seen it I've seen season one how is um I prescribe oh oh I prescribe one day on Netflix did you watch it stop it right now come on that's a good that's a good one that I have full body chills that's a good one I have fbc's that show changed my life it's good that show changed my life first of all the soundtrack on that show is also great [ __ ] do you hear that they played uh these days by Nico in the first episode I know days you should cover that song okay I'll think about it it's great one my favorite songs oh my God these days I stayed up walking when I walk in y not the lyrics my b um that show was amazing but there's a scene where she's in Paris and this I don't want to spoil I'll spoil spoil if you don't want to hear cover spoiler alert um there's a scene where she's in Paris and then this guy who [ __ ] like strung her along all these years shows up thinking like you've been waiting for me let's start our relationship now she's already in a relationship and she's like sorry dude yeah yeah can't deal with that I prescribe one or he prescribes one day I prescribe Emily and Paris which I've never seen and you enjoy that City have [ __ ] fun eat a [ __ ] croissant [ __ ] yeah oh and I also prescribe Ali Rose by you yes Ali Rose is great for being heartbroken walking around a city thinking damn where' you go go is that how you felt when you wrote it I thought to myself damn where'd you go go and also the song was originally called Abby Road because of London because of London it was where' you go go Abby wrote and then I was like what did you write it at the time I'm thinking you wrote it at I did write it um yes I wrote it while I was in London immediately after being dumped yes it was a good time well you made great music thank you so much so stream Ali Rose wait that's so funny that it was initially called Abby Road yes so Ali Rose is a play on Abby Road yeah because I was like this isn't I should probably switch that to not the most famous album of all time I get that probably I get that and then I did and I well I wanted to pick like a like a name that sounded like right something also I I like when you put names in songs because you don't it doesn't matter what the name is like you think of someone you think of a person that is in your life and you don't really think about the name itself so it just made sense to me I was dating this person and um at least I thought I was and then I was flying to London to see them we'd seen each other a bunch of times um and then as I landed I was dumped over text message oh and then I was just in London and you just stayed there with nothing to do and I stayed there and I wrote a song good for you you wrote a great song thank you good for you my sorority little and I got tattoos and both of our boyfriends are pissed at us for not telling them first why we are both happy but now they are making us feel awful help I would dump whoa dump the both of them immediately with the [ __ ] your body that is so weird E I hate men like that that's disgusting think so weird I hate guys that are like so weird about their Partners like what they like what drugs they do what they drink what tattoos I just think it's like not I mean I'm assuming it's like a full face tattoo right big little and that's your right my cousin kept flirting with me at Family reunions ew you guys what is going on and last night at dinner he brought me into the kitchen and asked to kiss me IDK what to do okay what we need to have a serious talk cuz what the [ __ ] are you doing your cousin this is devastating this is I don't even know what to prescribe I actually what's a TV show or a movie about a cousin okay oh my God I would prescribe Sweet Home Alabama with Reese Withers Just because that's what you're given I would I would I would prescribe 23 in me yes 23 in me honestly double check maybe you're not blood related it sounds like she's kind of attracted to him too like the fact that the question was asked like that's what I'm saying you know the answer so why are you asking I also prescribe mean girls again because Karen wants to [ __ ] her cousin in the movie yeah also we could prescribe clueless yes that's a step brother so maybe fine yes Paul Rd Paul rud oh my goodness yes okay well this is our last one are you ready I'm scared yeah I have five roommates and whenever it is quiet for more than two seconds I need to talk my friends are actually annoyed with me and tell me I need help please call me queen you didn't answer you didn't answer I'll shoot you a text hi it's Jake Shane call me back love you okay back to the question at hand that I can't give you advice on over the phone oh yay hi girl hi it's Jake Shane oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God I L calling me I'm calling them back oh my God how are you oh my gosh I'm good how are you I'm here with Conan gray say hi Conan hi oh my go hi Conan what you tell me what's wrong yes I did and I'm here to give you advice oh my God thank you wait so I have a lot of roommates too and I also need to talk at all times and that's just that's just who you are and you need to accept that exactly okay and if they're annoyed with you that's just cuz they love you exactly exactly I love the episode with you and Kennedy really just like oh I will tell her you said that I listen to it and I was like oh my God like they like that just reminds me like me and my friends too like so funny thank you wait what was your name I didn't even catch your name my name's Gretchen Gretchen Gretchen that is so fitting that I've called you in this episode I prescribed Mean Girls twice oh my gosh yes is your hair so big and full of secrets of course oh I love you do you want to say hi to the [ __ ] do you want to say hi to the [ __ ] hi [ __ ] yes oh my God oh my God Gretchen I hope you have the best day ever wait thank you you too oh you're the best love you love you love her love love I could hear you talk all day long yeah she's so full of joy and so full of love talk to us okay Conan what did we learn today I think we learned that the Godfather is a Coming of Age movie yes it is and we learned that um that's it actually okay we learned that the Godfather is coming Age movie I think we also learned that if you're depressed just make a song about it or walk out into the street mhm well Conan thank you for being here thank you for having me I'm so excited for your new album and your upcoming tour yes it is going to be amazing I will be there thank you Conan I love you thank you thank you wait say bye to the [ __ ] bye [ __ ] I love you [ __ ] your up T up T up SM cookie a Prof

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