You know, September is here, and for, you know a chunk
of our audience that means back to school. So actually, Andy and I had an idea, we thought it would be a nice gesture, if we went and visited
some college freshmen, and help them get
acclimated to college life. But it's exactly right
cause both you and I went to college, you graduated I didn't. (audience laughing) But we both know how difficult
it is, to be a freshman. So we thought we bring the
kids some gifts you know, just get them acclimated. Let them feel a little more at home. Exactamundo right, we brought
a crew with some surprises up to Marist College in
Poughkeepsie New York, and we paid a surprise
visit to some of their dorms we just wanted to get them
started off on the right foot. Right We thought it was a
really nice thing to do. Check it out see if you agree. All right basically, here's the idea. Andy and I have brought our
college acclimation team, CAT We got our guys right out here, guys! come on in here we got some
great stuff that's gonna really help you adjust to college. Here we go right here look at this just you know some munchie stuff. [Boy] Yes there is a guarded fluff! Fluff! [Boy 2] Fluff in order (murmurs) Here you go guys, (audience laughing) this is gonna make your
room the coolest room Yeah!
Yeah! Are you doing the Macarena in there? Oh, yeah I am Faster ♪ Hey macarena ♪ (audience laughing) We sitting here with? Tom Barbera Tom Barbera, very cool
and you just a this you're What are you a freshman? I'm a freshman this my second day. Second day how's it going so far? It's good having lots of fun (indistinctive chatting) that matters. Come on you can be honest with us. That sucks. (audience laughing) You're homesick? Yeah we've been-- Why don't you just let it all out. It's the only way to get rid of it. I hate it, (audience laughing) I miss been at home Whereas home for you? South side of New York. Okay, we're putting them in a van and we're taking you back
right now and you're gonna work at the local dry goods store at home okay, That's good, I mean,
who needs an education? Thank you that's what
we want to get out there to the kids. What are you here to study? Business Management. Business Management, that's
not what you want to study or is it? No. What do you want to study? Sex Ed Sex Ed? Your parents won't let you? No what does your dad do? His lawyer Is he really tough lawyer? Kind of Does he have a paneled study
when he wants to talk to you does he say son see me in the study? Yeah. And when he calls you, son,
do you think that it may be because he doesn't know your name? (audience laughing) Some way You ever said to your dad,
dad! I need a little space? Have you ever said old
man, you're choking me? Have you ever attempted suicide? We found the President's
itinerary in your desk. What's that all about? I'm not gonna say anything about that. You're very strange man, you know that? Well, there's one thing
that I think could really, help you acclimate better
to college, a certain skill that I think you're gonna need to know. This is a Barbasol shaving cream. This is a church key can opener. You take the Pierce point. This is gonna get your aggression out. You come in somebody in the shower, it doesn't really matter
who, tear the curtain back. Hook the church on, pop the bottom (beep sound)
(audience laughing) problem is probably barbasol shaving cream and the idea is to sneak into
here, into the shower room with Barbasol and a church key can opener. Now what you do is when
someone in the shower, this will help you work out
some of that aggression. Someone's in the shower, you pull it back, you take the pears point and then you go well, We trynna (audience laughing) make people more comfortable,
you know some of the freshman cause Andy and I we were
freshmen in college, no one made the effort
it was very scarring. So here we go, we got a can of nature's finest Artichoke Hearts She likes it Aw, thanks You're welcome or how about some jumbo Ripe Olives Oh my god is it black
one or the um green ones? Just Jumbo Ripe Olives (audience laughing) Got down let's get these in here, you guys like, this is
Gefilte Fish right here and that's in a Jelled Broth
when you hang on to that Thanks, thank you. (audience applauding) Tom when this done you
push the curtain back it will stand there for all that. Like there see? Hah, who's the fool now. (audience laughing) We got some stuff basically.
Yeah. That we are bringing to college students to make their lives a little better, we got some Gefilte Fish, Cheese Sauce, that's Hose right. There some fancy misspelling. This is a lamp that Andy
made in the eighth grade Isn't lamp just said
no one feels left out. Yeah there's another lamp Okay let's get that stuff in here, we're on a tight schedule. Okay. There's more hose right here,
this is the bag of popcorn. Eat that and look happy. Come on, there you go is one moment time. [Man] King size mattress right here because your bed probably not gonna-- That's king size mattress right here, we just gonna jump on your bed okay. Come on guys lets go Here I gotta pet for you We'll just leave that somewhere here okay. Yeah just needed some under the bed. We got a popcorn machine for you here. Isn't that great? Have some popcorn while you're at it. Here you have some popcorn here. I'm just gonna put the snake here. Yeah, we'll just put the snake there on This is a good place. And we really got to run
but thank you very much. And we hope you guys have a nice... and just feed this thing. It needs a live rabbit
once every hour okay, (audience laughing)
Okay Gotta go see you ladies later Thank you Watch this step back look at that see you get some real
distance out of it that way. You guys used Zeppelin? Yeah Can we give you this Led Zeppelin poster? Thank you So Tom while we're getting
the next can ready, is there anybody that you've met? You only been here a day but
is there anyone you've met so far that really kinda ticked you off? Well, there is one guy. Thomas fire away Let's go Thomas is your
turn is your day lets go Okay, what me to fire? Yeah. (audience applauding) How's a joke right now It really feels good Let me talk to you seriously for a second has a guy ever tried it
on you done this thing? Around the arm And then yeah, never tried that. No they haven't Okay, because if someone
does do that to you, give me a call and I'll come up here I'll teach him a lesson all right. All right that's a great treat That's what I do here-- And you can hook me up
could even be better. Hook you up? You wanna get hooked up. Yes, it'd be great. What kind of guy are you looking for? I'm a romantic guy, yeah. Someone's smart and romantic. Smart and romantic Okay, well we'll be around all day. I'm gonna find someone if we find someone can
we send him back to you? Sure, that's 512, Room 512? 512 Okay, you wanna hurry
or anything (giggling) No I'm down (door banging)
(audience clapping) Getting pretty crowded out
there, where the students were talking to us and everything so, It's getting a little close. Yeah, so we decided to go
someplace where we knew we wouldn't bump into any students. The library (laughing) Did you like that joke? Yeah you good (laughing) Oh my god (giggling) Lets go (laughing) (door banging) (audience clapping) (all clapping) What a better sweet ending Oh it really meant a sad note He's fine Yeah They later hooked up We love you Tom (laughing) Poor Tom everyone feels bad for him now. Well that's what he gets for
playing along with our crap. (laughing)
