Conan Forms The Boy Band Dudez A-Plenti | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

[Applause] gentlemen andy how are you very good you know i wanted to talk about something pretty important tonight yeah this is this is big this is big yeah and when you say something's big it's big big because you tend to you tend to underestimate you know this is this is a big deal i don't want to get people all crazies but this is big this is big that's enough thanks all right uh recently i don't know if you've seen this recently abc has been airing an amazing new series called making the band where have you seen this thing i think a lot of people have it's called making the band and it's and it's where it's a show where they're documenting the creation of a brand new boy band okay and the show started with a pool of 25 hopefuls and then the pool was cut down to eight and it's soon gonna be cut down to the final five guys and it's pretty riveting a lot of people were talking about it's actually a band it's gonna be a real band and so you see these people's lives are on the line it's it's uh the greatest television show ever made now yes yes anyway uh folks since a lot of what we do here at nbc involves copying successful programs from abc i thought why shouldn't i myself go ahead and create my own boy band that's the idea now because this is big these bands are huge and i don't i don't get the big doe here at this show okay for obvious reasons but right if i had one of these boy bands it'd just be it would be huge making machines yes guys exactly so anyway i decided to do this folks here's the elimination process that i use to get down to the final five boys the pool of hopefuls began at six billion that's right every single person on earth was considered then i whittled that down to one 000 potential superstars okay then i cut that down to the very best 998 guys when you only have room for 998 guys two people are gonna have to go home it doesn't mean that we're not as talented as the other guys i want you i want you and i love you like those others thinking about valentines in hindsight no i should not have auditioned for a boy band with a dramatic monologue you come in here sprinkle a place with powder and spray perfume and and and lo and behold the place is turned into egypt and you're the queen of the nile okay well from 998 i picked my five guys and then they retreated with me to a rehearsal studio for a day of boy band training okay guys this is it first thing we want to do is we want to be the best band in the world who are the big bands right now backstreet boys in sync what's our name gonna be dudes of plenty dudes with a z plenty with an i no y uh is uh with an a because i couldn't there's not much you can do with ah in our heart of hearts we all thought that due to plenty reflected who we were as artists and you know the kind of music we wanted to make what are your names i need to know names what's your name uh maddie j matty j we're going to change that that's just going to be jay what are you doing i'm dj drew okay from now on you'll be oscar what's your name dan dan i like it we're changing it for no reason you'll be lorraine what's your name anthony how about tony b hey what's the b for bravo okay make it just b you're just b who's using tony what's your name kelsey what's that again kel's e kel z yeah spell it for me k-e-o all right make it a q q yeah q-z cool now let me explain the philosophy here you guys you live together you're gonna sleep together you're gonna shower together always be giving each other your props and your snaps all right hang off each other in fact if you could pretty much whenever you go through a door try and go through like that we'll have the doors wide when you're at a urinal i want to see arrow your arms around each other okay yeah you guys are there for each other you've got his back what's your name again oscar we got to change that just be billy bo all right okay high five each other as much as possible even when they haven't done anything to merit a high five okay cool slap each other on the back a lot all right all right okay hug each other a lot yeah no kissing then you know okay okay conan has the vision for the band he said one thing a music group does is songs and songs have words so dudes of plenty should also do songs with words anybody what are the words for our hit song baby baby great baby nice all right what else what else besides baby i i wish okay all right i wish okay anything else we got baby and we got i wish what about this what about a song called baby i wish you were my baby [Applause] [Music] let's make electric power in fear you should not count no no cause girl i will protect you i promise not to sex [Laughter] well how do you guys feel about that i love it i feel good huh thought that was pretty hot [Music] what the hell was that it's money time tacos we've got 20 minutes until there's a step class in here come on guys let's go this isn't a joke anymore i'm serious guys come on let's do it what was that what's your name they go you're ben from now on feel like it's real electricity it wouldn't hurt if you actually when you sang electric power kind of act like you're getting zapped by some electricity all right and you guys look a little concerned for him when he's getting zapped by electric power all right all right let's do this hold on hold it what's your name ben it's dr w from now on you get ben back and you're ready to apologize and you get the name before that big o and you're ready to say you're sorry for that [Applause] guys guys listen up uh this is where we have to uh pick it up a little bit you've got a fantastic voice okay rolls beautifully all right but it's almost like you're trying to bowl a spare why not bowl a strike that way your next two balls count on this frame tony tries to coach our singing but he gets stuck in these weird bowling analogy i wish you were my best see what i'm talking about more lateral spin you'll get it to the center of the lane that's where you want the ball to be very nice job my friend you get a rinse [Applause] the cracker i gave you okay next time save the cracker okay okay i think it's important to have a reward system to get the most out of your troops so i give them ritz crackers as an incentive i wish you were my baby fantastic fantastic and that's bang and bang and okay again okay let's go you guys need a pose for you all right give me the uh give me the wrapper arms crossed okay now cross the legs too nice i want you to put both hands on top of your head like you just got hit on the head with a mallet look like you're hurting i want you put one hand over your eye like it's an eye exam the other on your shin stick your tongue out like it you i want you to stand sideways turn your head completely so that you're facing away no one should ever see your face and you right there i want you to act like you smell something bad that's it that's the shot i want to see over and over and over again that's your first album cover it's your last album covered when they don't know your names you're gonna know that you smell something bad we never see your face something's really wrong with you you got hit on the head and you've got you have to go to the bathroom one of the things the backstreet boys have that we don't have is a member with an edge look at this guy aj he's got the mad glasses he's got crazy pirate earrings and look at this cane he actually carries a cane his legs are fine he doesn't need it it's called a vanity cane well i want to do one better than a vanity cane i'm going to put one of you guys on a vanity respirator let's make electric power ladies and gentlemen please meet elliot professor p samantha and the kid man five guys also called dudes aplenty [Music] [Music] baby i wish you were my baby i'll make you make a baby [Music] you should not cower cause girl i will protect you i promise [Music] [Music] i wish you were my baby i wish you were my baby [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] nice job guys dude the plenty we'll take a break we'll be right back matt lauer is going to be with us in a second

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Length: 12min 25sec (745 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 13 2019