Comedian George Wallace Roasting Everyone LOL!

[Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] Steve Harvey first of all Sonic you want to say anything to stick because I got to say something personal to Steve no you go you go ahead well I just want him to know that we're so happy that you have come back to Las Vegas so y'all don't understand I live here I'm the only black headliner in Las Vegas and when I see this minute black people I get excited and Steve Harper brings them here every year we have such a great time I ain't seen so many black people oh but last week The Jacksons were here wait let me tell you something they were good I want to meet them all Steve they didn't tell me their mama was missing so they said nothing about them now y'all know what happened right that oldest girl is getting old enough to talk back and Miss Jackson is 82 she said I ain't taking this I'm leaving I'm getting the hell out of here talking back to me and you know they ain't Michael kids anyway you know thank you yeah I seen it Catherine Catherine don't you don't want me to call Joe will put a weapon on their ass but I'm so happy to see so many oh Steve sorry yeah can't we get to what we came here yeah we're gonna get there okay I got to tell you something I was watching TV this morning Steve I'm watching TV this morning I'm watching the Olympics y'all seen that little black girl is she good or what let me tell you something I ain't seen a black person flip jump and move like that since they've Rodney King's ass [Applause] you ready no I ain't ready uh Steve Steve no no no no you gotta let him go I guess what to do all right I mean these black people here because next 2016 I'm running for president and y'all need to know that I'm going to prepare for that there's gonna be some changes made and I'm telling you right up front I'm putting messages in charge of everything every cabinet post every administrative position I'm putting Mexicans in charge you want to know why because Mexicans can get done that's the bottom line that's the bottom line of Mexico will show up on time uh Mexican will bring other people with them Mexican anything can be done a Mexican can do it walk into a Chinese restaurant eat your Chinese food and when you're walking out stop look in the back see who's cooking your Chinese food going back there and say hello to Maylene Sanchez now what we come up here for yeah we come up here to talk about barbecue you got the right person let me tell you something about barbecue I've been to every barbecue place in the world Memphis Tennessee they will barbecue you don't be so proud because y'all y'all been to Memphis they Barbecue Road killers they just barbecue Memphis is the only sin in America where the barbecue bologna Kansas City got good barbecue Jacksonville Florida got a place called Jenkins barbecue it's a real hole in the wall isn't it that's your first sign of a real good barbecue is a hole in the wall and Jenkins has a drive-through with no PA system you can beat 20 cars back a lady just stick ahead at it when her name is smiling hey why'd you walk back there and when you get up to that window your order is ready to go and when you get home ain't none of us get yours [Applause] but listen I love good barbecue Philadelphia Philadelphia Pennsylvania the rear crib old-fashioned the rib grip they got they put your barbecue sauce on with a paintbrush and the man that cooked the meat his hands are the same color as the meat if you ever get that late they're closing people stand outside just to lick his fingers and suck his thumb that's how I do that barbecue I know goodbye I like to go to a barbecue place where somebody just got shot and nobody got out of line that's when you know that's a [Applause] thank you we got to I got to go I got to go back down to Flamingo and do my little show oh I'm tired you ready for me yeah I'm ready for you oh am I ready for you ask me no question like that I'll take you upstairs replay the road again you know what the road game is you lay down in our blacktop you now come on [Applause] I don't say hello to all the white people in here too how y'all white people doing ain't nobody said nothing to the white people is that man white or he just light skin he's white sitting next that's Donnie McClurkin oh I love you Steve he wrote a song called We Fall Down we get up now I know damn well you were drunk when you wrote that song [Applause] We Fall Down [Applause] we get up [Applause] we got to go you got to go oh that's my buddy always talking about him every time I look down Crawford you know we're talking about barbecue look at him [Applause] that was Lavell Crawford got some barbecue in his back pocket right now [Applause] [Music] I love him I love you hey Shell underwear I love you you know I love you okay okay we're going to talk about some barbecue all right now the nominees for best barbecue place sponsored by Home Depot are Ropers ribs kmjm 104.9 FM St Louis Missouri Let's uh barbecue KJLH 102.3 FM Los Angeles yeah this is it too and seafood Magic 107.5 FM Atlanta Georgia Big Daddy's Barbecue and seafood wvaz 102.7 FM Chicago all right and the winner is I live in Atlanta I was just a this is it on Wednesday and they charged me for my food I hope and the winner of the best barbecue place category we need some new categories too in the neighborhood we need best hole in the best pimp and the best [Applause] the best hookup to man the best funeral home I told Steve yo let the dead people talk we need some more damn categories and the winner is the best barbecue category is blood cells barbecue of Long Beach California Long Beach California [Applause] Long Beach California [Music]

Channel: George Wallace TV

Views: 277,209

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Id: H6sNeKfSeX4

Length: 8min 23sec (503 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 02 2023