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did Gunner make a video on that cologne the um uh what was it I forgot I forgot what it was called he sent me a DM about it it's a cologne by some goofball jeez what was it called it was called like take your panties off scent of panties being off what what was it hold on oh my God what is the name liquid party remover there it is LPR liquid party remover it's just I don't even think I showed on Twitch because he just has a bunch of like women shaking their ass and [ __ ] saying that if you put on liquid party removal you're gonna get laid it is so goofy Gunner sent me that in a DM like a week or so ago I thought I saw him make a video on it but maybe not yet oh it's liquid panty remover he needs a different font is it liquid panty or liquid party remover I think it might be I think it is panty God his branding is trash Jesus [ __ ] Christ it is liquid panty remover why would you remove a party brother I don't know this guy's brain is fried by Trin and cologne I I don't know I thought it was just a stupid name which it is but I thought it was Liquid party because the [ __ ] cursive font he uses makes it seem like the in is an R because it doesn't fully finish but yeah it's a liquid panty remover the party is only starting mobile game ad no he actually makes mobile game ads but for his cologne and with more ass actually probably about the same ass as normal mobile game ads to be fair called liquid panty remover you see what I mean does that not look like liquid party remover that looks just like liquid party remover 100 [ __ ] percent you can see why I got confused it wasn't like a blatantly obvious panty remover it just sounds like a date rape drug honestly crazy it does sound like a date rape drugs everyone's wondering is this [ __ ] for real well look at me in this bathtub with two women this shit's for real everybody who missed their chance to buy it's your time to shine Google I always find it really fascinating in these things that the guy who sells it absolutely always looks like he's going through the most brutal midlife crisis ever this guy is not young he's got [ __ ] frosted tips he is straight out of like Backstreet Boys era trying to recapture those golden Glory Days of high school second string offensive lineman or something and yet always do this same [ __ ] and look exactly the same remember Amen brother I am a Savage lion [Music] women are like in the bathtub with him like like yeah liquid panty remover that God is in here we don't even like this guy at all actually we hate him but he smells so good that we have to be here with him is I guess the promise of it I don't know which is a great promise honestly that's a nice little cheat code you'd have the worst personality look like actual dog nuts but as long as you're wearing a really smelly great cologne gonna get laid that is great if such a project a product existed he would have been a multi-billionaire he didn't I'm a Savage lion that was the outro you need to get my cologne with pheromones oh that's his big thing his cologne has pheromones in it like the Unicorn tears or something and that's what sets it apart and makes it so potent to make women just unable to say no to you throwing themselves at you the pheromones infused with his fragrance and I mean God damn funny to have a tattoo of Jesus and you're selling something called liquid panty remover church is not congruent here we go yeah but Jesus [ __ ] I bet you won't find that in the good book but I bet if you ask anyone from back in the day bill yeah man laid pipe so I mean I think it tracks I think it was gonna work like this I can't even go to the grocery store anymore see all I wanted to do was get some milk get some fried chicken can you please leave me I'm trying to get milk and fried chicken why are you in the cleaning aisle alone random girl good point you can't even get the continuity right do you see what I can tell you why though there's already somebody in that aisle and he felt a little bit of Shame the women are [ __ ] running into the winter I repeat not enough he should have had this like a World War Z situation where they just start like trampling each other getting closer to the window until the pressure finally breaks it and it just shatters on Billy that would have been ideal that would have been [ __ ] hype bad taste she don't like you what a great shirt remember you're a Savage lion okay got it so these are [ __ ] awesome tea though brother you think he wears this out in public I bet he does I I don't even know I'm asking I know he does [ __ ] Epic I bet all of the freshman in college love when Billy comes over bringing in beer and a keg doing keg stands with them [ __ ] else is going on here it looks like he threw every graphic from png.com that they let him download for sex this is ridiculous now this one's weird it's not enough he's like he's replying to someone else Daily Loud says this is what I was talking about Jeremy committed to mental hospital I didn't even know that and then Billy responds with Ron was a big fan of liquid panty remover cologne link which is Amazing by the way so for those that don't know Ron Jeremy has like [ __ ] 60 counts of rape uh and a laundry list of other charges he is a [ __ ] massive sexual Criminal and Billy is so dumb that he he thought this was like a good time to drop this ad saying that the rapist the [ __ ] rapist is a big fan of liquid panty remover you couldn't draw up worse PR for a brand I'll make Ron [ __ ] Jeremy the face of liquid panty remover at least that was the idea he's done this to a ton of other tweets though but this one was a really special one man seems scarily self-aware scarily self-aware in the goofiest way oh yeah you'd be an idiot to think that he's not self-aware he is self-aware to a degree like a hundred percent absolutely this this is not self-aware this is self-sabotage this is like masochism for your company like that is such an awful idea it's not even like a good meme how can anyone take this seriously I mean it's not to be taken seriously but to actually buy it as like a real consumer takes a level of absolute delusion that I think is almost admirable like I I 100 believe there are some young teens that think this guy's the coolest No Doubt like holy [ __ ] Billy Nolan is surrounded by [ __ ] yeah no they're not paid to be there they probably just really love the smell of liquid panty remover on Billy Nolan what if it actually smells good it might I don't know I will say you have to tremendously [ __ ] up to make cologne or perfume smell bad hard disagree I don't know man I I've smelled a thousand of these goddamn fragrances when I was doing the uh Gwen Stefani uh vaginal candle or um Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candle and her orgasm candle I got deep into that fragrance game from all those goofy fragrances people used to uh to to push I've never smelled one where I was like this is offensively bad there's some that are too strong but it's not like they smelled shitty they were just too strong like I never smelled one that was like offensively [ __ ] unless it planned to be like there was one that was um how old was it like sewage in cigarettes or something I don't know it was it was a meme fragrance it was meant to smell like [ __ ] and it did but I never smelled one that didn't try to be shitty that was bad ax spray even ax like okay X chocolate I'll give you is probably one of the worst fragrances that doesn't try to be shitty I remember that one when I was a kid I was even like wow that's yeah it's gonna get me thrown out of school if I wear this but like all the other acts they don't smell bad they are just too strong but you can't argue that because it is too strong it is bad I will give you that I'm just talking about from like a pure Aroma standpoint it's not like the actual fragrance reminded me of like sewage and cigarettes for example according to his Wikipedia Billy Nolan is single I don't think the cologne works well that's it working at maximal efficiency he stays single by choice because he wants every woman on the planet he's like that he's like the the villain from Kingsman but instead of like that signal that gets sent to people's brain that makes them fight each other he has a smell that gets into women's Brains and makes them want to [ __ ] him so as he walks around like women are just drawn to him like in a cartoon where someone smells like an apple pie and they start like floating to it that's Billy Nolan with the liquid panty remover he can't afford to get attached The Other Women would kill whoever he chose true he does it for their own safety like the guy from Black Widow actual Black Widow plot line yeah spoiler I guess but the main villain his superpower is he's stinky he wears a cologne that makes it so they can't hurt him actually yeah that is literally the plot point he wears a stinky cologne that's subtle so when black widow's about to kill the main villain she's like what I can't I can't kill him and he's like that's because you smelled me so he goes on to explain that he engineered a cologne that when smelt makes people unable to like do him harm so the way she gets around it is she breaks her nose so she can't smell it anymore it's so [ __ ] bad

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Published: Tue Mar 07 2023