Chris Rock Monologue 2016 Oscars | Hollywood +

ladies and gentlemen please welcome your host Chris Rock oh yeah thank you thank you thank you then I counted at least 15 black people on that montage hey well I'm here at the Academy Awards otherwise known as the white People's Choice Awards uh you realize if they nominated host I wouldn't even get this job so y'all be watching Neil Patrick Harris right now but antiquated like this this is this is the wildest craziest Oscars to ever host go to get all this this controversy there no no black nominees you know and people are like Christian should boycott Chris you should quit you should quit you know there's only unemployed people to tell you to quit something yeah no one with a job ever tells you to quit so I thought about quitting I thought about it real hard but I realized they're gonna have the Oscars anyway they're not gonna cancel the Oscars because I quit you know and the last thing I need is to lose another job to Kevin Hart okay I don't need that cab cab right there can make movies fast every month porno stars don't make movies that fast now the thing is why are we protesting that's the big question why this Oscars why this Oscars you know it's the 88th Academy Awards it's the 88th Academy Awards which means this whole no black nominees thing has happened at least 71 other times okay you gotta figure that it happened in the fifties in the 60s you know in the 60s one of those years Sydney didn't put out a movie I'm sure I'm sure there were no black nominees some of those years say 62 or 63 and black people did not protest why because we have real things to protest at the time yeah to protest a look too busy being raped and lynched to care about who won best cinematographer you know when you when your grandmother swinging from a tree it's really hard to care about Best Documentary for in short but what happened this year what happened people went mad well spike got mad and shopping got mad at Jada with bad and will with everybody went mad it all it's quite like Jada got mad Jana said she's not coming protesting I'm like a TV show Jana's gonna boycott Dawson Jada boycotting the Oscars is like me boycotting Rihanna's panties I wasn't invited oh that's not an invitation I would turn down ah but I understand I don't know I'm not hating I understand you're mad Jada's mad her man will was not nominated for concussion I get it I get it tell the truth I get it I get it you get mad she said it's not fair that will was this good and didn't get nominated yeah you're right it's also not fair that will was paid 20 million for wild wild west okay okay things you know look you know this [ __ ] houses things are gonna be a little different this thing things gonna be a little difficult Oscars this year in the in memoriam package it's just gonna be black people that were shot by the cops on their way to the movies yes yes I said it alright hey if you want black nominees every year you need to just have black categories that's what you need you need to have black categories you already doing what men and women think about it there's no real reason for them to be a man in a woman category and acting its track it's not come on there's no reason it's not track and field you don't have to separate them you know Robert De Niro's never said I better slow this acting down so Meryl Streep could catch up no no no man if you want black people every year to Astor's just have black categories like best black friend that's right in the winner for the 18th year in a row is Wanda Sykes this is one this is 18th black Oscar but here's the real question the real question everybody wants to know everybody wants to know in the world is his Hollywood races is Hollywood races you know that's essent sir you know you got to go at that at the right way is it is it burning cross races no is it fetch me some lemonade races on us it's a different type of racist now I remember one night I was at a fundraiser for President Obama a lot of you were there and you know it's me and all of Hollywood and all the you know it's all of us there and it's about four black people there me uh let's see Quincy Jones Russell Simmons Questlove you know the usual suspects right and in every black actor that wasn't working needless to say keV Hart was not there okay so at some point you get to take a picture with the president you know as it's setting up the picture you get like a little moment with the president unlike mr. president you see all these writers and producers and actors they don't hire black people and they're the nicest white people on earth they're liberals cheese that's right is Hollywood races right Hollywood's races would make that racist you that shouldn't grown accustomed to how I want is sorority racist it's like we like you Rhonda but you're not a Kappa that's how Hollywood yeah but things are changing things aren't changing yeah we got a black Rocky this year yeah some people call it Creed I call it black rocket and that's a big that's an unbelievable statement that I mean cuz rocking takes place in a world where white athletes are as good as black athletes so Iraqis a science fiction movie there's things that happened in Star Wars that are more believable the things that happen to rock you okay babe we're here to honor actors we're donner actors we're here to honor film you know but there's a lot of snubs a lot of snobs look one of the biggest snubs no one's talking about my favorite actor in the world is Paul Giamatti Paul Giamatti I believe is the greatest act in the world think about what Paul Giamatti has done the last couple of years last year he's in 12 years of slave hates black people this year's is straight out of Compton loves black people last year he's whooping Lapita this year he's crying at ez East Funeral now that's range hey Ben Affleck can't do that but what I'm trying to say is you know it's not about what kind of any things just we want opportunity want the black actors to get the same opportunities and right after that's it that's it you know just you know not just once you know Leo gets a great part every year and and you know and you know everybody in a good look you know you guys get great parts all the time but what about the black actors look at Jamie Foxx Jamie Foxx one of the best actors in the world man Jamie Foxx yeah Jamie Foxx was so good in ray that they went to the hospital and unplugged the real Ray Charles is that we don't need to a tease now there but the big you know is it is everything's not about race man another big thing tonight is you're not allowed somebody told me this you're not allowed to ask women what they're wearing anymore it's the whole thing you know ask her more you have to ask her more now and I was like did you ask the men more hey everything's not sexism everything's not racism they asked the men more because the men are all wearing the same outfit okay every guy is wearing the exact same thing you know if George Clooney showed up with a lime-green tuckson and a swan coming out his ass somebody would go what you wearing George and welcome to the 80s Oh you want diversity we got diversity please welcome Emily Blunt and somebody wider Cherise parole

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Length: 10min 38sec (638 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 30 2016