>> Jimmy: WHAT'S HAPPENING? HOW'S YOUR LIFE GOING? >> IT'S GOING GOOD. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. JUST WRAPPED "AVENGERS" A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO. >> Jimmy: WHICH ONE? >> THREE AND FOUR. >> Jimmy: THAT COULD BE IT, THAT COULD BE ALL THE "AVENGERS"? >> YEAH, WE SHOT MOST OF LAST YEAR, BACK TO BACK. IT WAS A LONG, LONG SHOOT. >> Jimmy: HAS IT SUNK IN THIS COULD BE THE LAST TIME YOU EVER SEE THE HULK AGAIN? [ LAUGHTER ] >> STOP LOOKING AT THE GREEN TENNIS BALL THAT REPRESENTS THE HULK? [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S FUNNY, WE WERE -- THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS HAD JUST FELT LIKE YOU WANTED TO GET TO THE END. ALL OF US WERE LIKE, HOW MANY MORE DAYS LEFT? THIS LAST WEEK I WAS SITTING THERE AND AS THEY WRAPPED ME, ALL OF A SUDDEN IT HIT ME, WAIT A SECOND, I DIDN'T SOAK THIS UP ENOUGH, I DIDN'T MAXIMIZE, I DIDN'T SAY GOOD-BYE TO EVERYONE, WHATEVER. WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS SEVEN YEARS OR SOMETHING YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND IT'S SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODY WILL REMEMBER FOREVER, REALLY. >> AND THE SAME TO US. IT FEELS LIKE I'M A FAN OF THAT WORLD AND WHAT WE'RE A PART OF AS MUCH AS EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: DID YOU STEAL A HAMMER, AT LEAST? TAKE A HAMMER HOME? >> A FEW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A FEW. HOW MANY HAMMERS DO YOU HAVE? >> ABOUT FIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FIVE HAMMERS. >> ONE'S IN THE TOILET. AT ONE HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IN THE TOILET? >> NEXT TO THE TOILET, IF YOU NEED SOME ASSISTANCE. >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE A TOILET PAPER HOLDER, A VERY EXPENSIVE -- >> IT IS NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IS IT REALLY -- REALLY IN YOUR BATHROOM? >> YEAH, ONE OF THEM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TOO MANY OF THEM, I THINK. >> TOO MANY BATHROOMS OR HAMMERS? >> Jimmy: TOO MANY HAMMERS. YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BATHROOMS OR TOO MANY HAMMERS. FY WENT IN YOUR BATHROOM AND SAW THE HAMMER, I DON'T THINK I'D EVER COME OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] I REALLY DON'T. >> NO, OFTEN PEOPLE STAY IN THERE A LITTLE LONGER, I THINK BECAUSE OF THE HAMMER. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> OR -- I DON'T KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE THE FOOD WAS GIVING THEM PROBLEMS OR SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YOUR KIDS PLAY WITH AND IT WANT TO THROW IT AROUND? >> IT'S PRETTY HEAVY. ONE OF MY SONS IN PARTICULAR, HE'S A BEEFY LITTLE KID PARK PA, LOOK, LOOK, I CAN DO IT! THE HAMMER'S GOT A FEW DENTS IN IT, SCRATCHES. >> Jimmy: IS THIS YOUR SON -- YOU POSTED AN INSTAGRAM VIDEO OF YOUR SON. >> YEAH. IT'S THAT SON. >> Jimmy: DO YOU MIND IF WE SHOW THAT VIDEO? >> SURE, YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO YOU SHOT THIS? >> MY WIFE. >> Jimmy: YOUR WIFE SHOT THIS, OKAY. >> DO YOU WANT ME TO DESCRIBE IT? >> Jimmy: WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? >> THE LOLLIES ARE KEPT ABOVE THE FRIDGE THERE. AND HE'S 3 BY THE WAY. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH. WOW. >> THERE HE'S LIKE, OH-OH. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: MORE OF A SPIDER-MAN THAN A THOR. >> YEAH, WE KEPT TRYING TO MOVE ALL THE FURNITURE AWAY BECAUSE HE KEPT TRYING TO PUSH IT NEXT TO THE FRIDGE AND CLIMB HIS WAY UP. WE'D TURN AROUND, HE'D HAVE A HANDFUL OF LOCALLIES. >> Jimmy: AT THIS POINT YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP. IF THE LOLLIES ARE ABOVE THE REFRIGERATOR, HE CAN STILL GET THEM, MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP. >> THIS IS THE REALIZATION. JUST NOTHING STOPS HIM. >> Jimmy: HE'S A TWIN. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS HIS BROTHER LIKE THAT? >> NO, HIS BROTHER'S MUCH SMARTER. [ LAUGHTER ] DOESN'T QUITE HAVE THE ATHLETIC ABILITY. LIKE HIS BROTHER, WHEN HE RUNS, HE LOOKS LIKE USAIN BOLT. HIS BROTHER RUNS, IT'S LIKE HE'S GOT FLIPPERS ON. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S SO CUTE. THEY'LL BE YOU KNOW -- A PAIR? THE WONDER TWINS FROM DOWN UNDER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> YEAH. IT'S FUNNY, WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING "AVERCHGERS," THAT SON IN PARTICULAR -- THIS IS A FUNNY STORY IN THE END. [ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS IN THE GOLF CART. IT'S A NEIGHBORHOOD YOU DRIVE GOLF CARTS AROUND. SON IN THE BACK SEAT, MY OTHER SON AND DAUGHTER AND WIFE AND THEY'RE DRIVING. HE STARTED LOOKING AT THE THING. ALL OF A SUDDEN DRIVING ALONG HE'S LIKE, WHOO, AND LEAPS OUT THE SIDE. >> Jimmy: WHILE IT'S MOVING? OH, BOY. >> MY WIFE IS LIKE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? RUNS OVER. HE'S LIKE KIND OF HALF CRYING. SULKING. MORE EMBARRASSED THAT HE DIDN'T STICK THE LANDING. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S LIKE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? HE WON'T TALK. SHE COMES INTO WORK. I'M ON SET. BRINGS HIM IN. SHE'S LIKE, I'M GOING TO TAKE HIM TO THE DOCTOR. I'M LIKE, HE'S FINE, HE'S NOT EVEN CRYING. I PICK HIM UP, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? A LITTLE ANGRY STILL. WE GET THE SET NURSE TO COME OVER. IT'S NOT BROKEN, HE'S FINE, HE'S NOT EVEN CRYING, BUT TAKE HIM ANYWAY. I'M LIKE, OH, GREAT. MY WIFE TAKES HIM OFF TO THE DOCTOR. AND THE DOCTOR'S LIKE, IT CAN'T BE BROKEN, I'LL GET AN X-RAY. HE GETS THE X-RAY, OH MY GOD, IT'S A REALLY BAD FRACTURE THROUGH HIS FEMUR AND IT'S CLOSE TO BREAKING ALL THE WAY THROUGH, WE HAVE TO RUSH HIM TO HOSPITAL, PUT HIM IN A CAST, AND THE WHOLE TIME HE'S JUST, AS I SAID, MORE ANGRY THAT HE DIDN'T LAND ON HIS FEET. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S A TOUGH KID. >> FOUR WEEKS GO BY -- >> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD FIRE THAT SET NURSE, TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I SHOULD FIRE MYSELF. FOUR WEEK GOT BY, HE GETS THE CAST OFF. I'M COOKING DINNER AND HE'S ON THE BENCH LIKE, PAPA, LOOK, MY LEG'S BETTER. I WENT NO! HE LEAPS OFF THE BENCH. PERFECT LANDING. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THEY HAVE THOSE BUBBLES. THEY'RE LIKE A BIG PLASTIC BUBBLE. I THINK YOU CAN PROBABLY PUT A KID IN THERE AND KEEP HIM IN IT TILL HIGH SCHOOL. >> I THINK HIS SIBLINGSNY RESERVE NEED THOSE AS PROTECTION. >> Jimmy: TO BE PROTECTED FROM HIM. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. YEAH, WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN OUR FAMILY, NOBODY WAS TOUGH, NO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM. >> Jimmy: I'M SURE YOU DON'T. WERE YOU LIKE THAT WHEN YOU WERE A KID, ROUGH AND TUMBLE LITTLE BOY? >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: SWIM WITH THE SHARKS AND STUFF LIKE THAT, RIGHT? >> I MEAN, WE SURF. THE SHARKS ARE THERE. >> Jimmy: AND THERE'S SHARK IN THE WATER, YEAH. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED SWIMMING WITH SHARKS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WE'RE NOT CHUMMING THE WATER WITH DEAD FISH AND THEN COME AT US. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE NOT WELCOMING THEM, BUT THEY ARE THERE. >> THEY ARE THERE. ESPECIALLY WHERE WE LIVE. >> Jimmy: DO THE KIDS GO OUT IN THE WATER WITH THE SHARKS? >> YEAH, THEY -- THEY LOVE SWIMMING ON THE BEACH. >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHY YOU HAD TWINS, IN CASE ONE OF THEM DOES -- [ AUDIENCE GROANING ] >> IT'S THE NUMBERS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. >> GIVE YOU BACK? IT'S A GREAT IDEA. >> THE KIDS ARE LIKE, PAPA, DID YOU SEE THE SHARKS? I'M LIKE, SURE DID. WHAT'D YOU DO? PUNCH THEM IN THE NOSE. GRAB THEM BY THE TAIL. CHUCKED THEM OUT TO SEA. THEY'RE LIKE, REALLY? I'M LIKE, YEAH, I DID!
