Cher and Will Smith on The Tonight Show (December 1998)

not winning accurate she has a new book out here called the first time and a new CD called believe she's got everything [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] good to see you look great he just saw me backstage in my dressing room I did see you in your dress my door you wouldn't open the doors you can open for years yeah like when I was growing up like the my biggest dream was to maybe have sex with Cher yeah when I was and is because she always wears stuff like that you know it's the stuff you know is this provocative well I mean you've got a little Jada what's very provocative yeah no no I mean I could talk to her and see you know if she would think it was okay you know [Music] talk to her teeny but she could just be [Applause] a first time for us show yeah everything is your first it's your your first love making your first your mom's in here a lot yeah tell some stuff the first time your mom stuck up for you that was kind of interesting well yeah I had this little dog named Blackie and my mom was doing a play called Queen Anne of Austria and with like little curled my mom had like waist length blonde hair and she was doing her curls and the lady next door who is this kind of Godzilla King Kong Swedish masseuse kind of woman she okay right she she no she was she was kind of terror of the neighborhood anyway so she got my dog and she pulled him into her house and called the pound so my mom's you know getting ready to come on don't give me that no that was real joke all the time okay so anyway yeah well do you want me to bring out coins and let's talk [Applause] Lincoln goes to the right and they hit the ground money it's the only brown money only good Republican is that Lincoln yes okay so I'm getting really away from my story okay so anyway she took my dog and she'd call the pound and then my mom was going out and her like little Queen Anne of Austria curls and all that you know and we saw this lady had the dog there so she went out very nicely on the lady's doorstep you know three steps up and she said you know I think it was not a nice thing for you to do and I've got to go to work and I can't go to the pound just you know let me have the dog and we'll chain and we'll do whatever we need to the lady said no and pushed my mom and she fell back down the stairs Wow so and then she came out what my mom as you can tell in there she's little kind of like you know littler than me actually and she grabbed this and she pulled her and the guy from the pound is like he's just looking at these two ladies anyway so she defeated mrs. ball misses ball was on her knees and for the whole neighborhood my mom you know it was like Rocky and it was great Billy didn't it ruin it was like her makeup was a mess and her hair was like bobbing in her face and but that's cool it was cool man you got your difficult your first bra very moving experience oh come on Jay tell me about the first bra well my mom was it cooled then no it was well those little trainer ones yes but you know your first bra it was like I mean in the old days your first bra was something really cool now none of us really wear them I mean except for like fun right you know that's good yeah my first bra you do still have my first one a little trainer with the thing that goes down I hate those back snaps cause you can't [Applause] anyway so I was really excited and it was just really a glorified undershirt you know but there was this one that I wanted that had like two pieces of material together instead of the one piece of material so it looked like you had a little something more and nothing was just like 28 triple-a or something my mom's putting on the bra my mom invited the woman in the saleswoman in to make comments on it oh and she was like touching it and poking it and they were saying oh that seems to be a good fit no don't put the straps up higher because it'll make it hike and I just I wanted to go into China or something because it was my body and I was very you know not I mean I don't who would have known I'd turn out to be the way I am now but ya know I can understand how you might feel that that's also stealing cars she look she said you like a good you were like little hoodie jeans I really I did go to jail I didn't go I didn't they I mean I didn't get booked or whatever happens there many hours about four or five four or five no that's hard time yeah and they put me in one of these rooms and there was a drunk underneath my bed like some guy that you know like there was like a cot thing and then there's this guy who'd gone into that he was in the dark you couldn't see him and he grabbed my leg and I just about passed out he was going I kid you I'll kill you out he was obviously talking to some other person it is sup woman that he had left some other place because I was only 14 so anyway so my mom came to get me and my mom was you know she said this is so stupid if you are just so stupid I hope you've learned some sort of lesson from this did you well yeah I just started taking her car [Applause] five weeks I was telling realize that you stayed because usually if people just go no no here they always you know [Applause] [Music] still Will Smith you're not will yet not will you see this is I'm gonna lose the first name and then eventually I just hope I just hope to get those fun doing this video very sexy video by the way thank you very sexy video is it fun I love this album and I always hate my albums but this album really why do you hate your own ah because I'm not really a singer me not really a singer a good singer I'm a good performer I can I I do really well on stage when I sing my songs but it's not like I mean I'm not Celine Dion and I'm not Whitney Houston and I'm not like great so they're not shared [Applause] should be done wait let's show some of the sexy you all right should I set it up no you the first time you got the first fly the new CD [Applause] the first time and of course the new CD and share you're gonna be singing at the Super Bowl you singing the national anthem yes that's a it is such a hard song and someone has no idea if anybody can do it [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

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Views: 43,134

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Keywords: cher, will smith, jay leno, the tonight show

Id: xYfHCwT1PXQ

Length: 10min 54sec (654 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 07 2018