Charlize Theron: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis

hello welcome to another episode of between two ferns I'm your host Zach Galifianakis and my guest today is char lies the rod Charlize Theron it's it's okay everybody does that Shirley's the Rob Baron they're really Karen Theron like heroine no just there and just throw it away so you were in Monsters Inc oh oh it's you Bruce oh you're in the movie monster monster yeah just monster did you win an Oscar for that I did where's your Oscar statue it's in my house it'd be cool like if you hung it from your like rear view mirror in your car the high school tassel we're gonna that come from that just that stuff just hangs out in your head that's funny did you write it down you're really funny just remember it so it says here you're a dog lover yeah very much do you have a dog I have a few yeah I adopt them and I actually just recently adopted one from the pound and he actually has this really horrible um disease got Leachman Isis and it's a it's like a cancer and um so we're he's on medication right now and where we hope he pulls through I mean it's pretty bad disease that don't know that much about it here in America we have a new sponsor this so camera sorry I just we have a new sponsor of the show um need for speed shift which camera this one videogame what's his name oh boy oh boy like a old boy I wish my dog wasn't sick um you okay yeah dog nah fine don't worry about it you're sweet for asking though what was your um how often you go back to South Africa I go quite a bit you know have you been yes and did you go alone or did you um go with a girlfriend uh I have a girlfriend that's great she looks a little bit like you read oh oh that's such a nice compliment thank you and a lot like Dog the Bounty Hunter that's funny um you must make her laugh all the time this is warm in here good don't don't put this on camera oh sure my thighs are so sweaty wait now it's like atropine like all the way down to the back see the only thing I could call me off right now like jumping into a pool so [ __ ] hot what are you are you asking me to go with you we're of the naked pool oh my god you're hilarious wasn't joking you know how you made it really funny is because the image of me and you like like me naked in a pool with like a fat garden gnome like that's like really good you are really good you are really good I hope your dog dies I just pissed myself you

Channel: Funny Or Die

Views: 19,556,831

Rating: 4.905251 out of 5

Keywords: Between Two Ferns, Zach Galifianakis, Charlize Theron, Scott Aukerman, Two Ferns, Hangover, Comedy Death Ray, Interview, Monster, The Road, 2 ferns, between 2 ferns, gnome, fat jesus

Id: 83I_rQUbw8c

Length: 4min 26sec (266 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 17 2010

Reddit Comments

[u/revscat]

Holy shit she is as high as I wish I were.

[u/Dont_trust_them]

Gordon Keith did it first