Brad Pitt: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis

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- no I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> just saying I interviewed the</font> president<font color="#E5E5E5"> last time and now I'm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gonna</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> know go</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> back</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to interviewing dumb</font> actors<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's all I'm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> saying</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">no it's fine it's funny</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's a big story</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hi welcome</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> another</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> edition of between</font> two ferns I'm your host Zach Galifianakis<font color="#CCCCCC"> my guest today</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Bradley pets Bradley Pitts thanks for</font> joining me<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's my pleasure how old were</font> you<font color="#CCCCCC"> when you lost your</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> virginity zero</font> I'll tell you about my what I lost my virginity<font color="#E5E5E5"> I really not like to hear that</font> showers hmm why don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> you take them</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">play a lot of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> people that are kind</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Nazi haters which is weird to me what do</font> you say that<font color="#E5E5E5"> because you look like</font> Hitler's<font color="#E5E5E5"> dream huh yes I understand the</font> conundrum of it all naked<font color="#E5E5E5"> pictures of</font> you were in Playgirl magazine<font color="#E5E5E5"> many years</font> ago and I only know that<font color="#CCCCCC"> because my dad</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">got</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a subscription</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for me after I</font> graduated from<font color="#E5E5E5"> junior high school</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">anyway tell us about this movie furry</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it's fury you're right it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not furry no</font> when does<font color="#CCCCCC"> that come out</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on DVD</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got you</font> a gift<font color="#E5E5E5"> and it's oh it's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right behind</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> firm there<font color="#CCCCCC"> Jesus I wonder what that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it's a best soon</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I thought was a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bowling</font> ball<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know I'm a I'm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a thank you you</font> know I'm a dad now that's a pass soon you can play on pretty kids<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah we</font> don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> mess soon in my house anymore this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">is off topic just a bit but do you mind</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">if I borrow one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> or</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> two of your sperms</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no</font> I think<font color="#CCCCCC"> that wouldn't be inappropriate</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay it's just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> written down</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> here I have</font> to ask I understand<font color="#E5E5E5"> after</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a big meal on</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Thanksgiving do you ever like unbutton</font> your pants and<font color="#E5E5E5"> just sit back</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and go oh</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">don't recall doing that you do a lot of</font> charity work<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that it's a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">really great</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> thing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you do and if I was</font> wondering if he<font color="#E5E5E5"> could maybe tell us</font> about some of<font color="#E5E5E5"> your charity work because</font> I also AM involved in a lot of charity work<font color="#CCCCCC"> myself like what I work with</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this</font> one group called<font color="#CCCCCC"> Doctors</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> without</font> diplomas<font color="#E5E5E5"> so Brad tell us about your</font> charity<font color="#E5E5E5"> work</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> uh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah it's something I'm</font> very<font color="#E5E5E5"> proud of it's called to make</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right organization we we started</font> building in the lower<font color="#E5E5E5"> ninth after</font> Hurricane Katrina<font color="#E5E5E5"> on one second active</font> life in the Sun don't stand up hey how's it going everybody<font color="#E5E5E5"> great to be here in</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">New York</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and it's a crazy town</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it was a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">couple of rats on the subway</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> thought they were either a<font color="#E5E5E5"> Ebola or Isis</font> I was like get out<font color="#CCCCCC"> of you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know get out</font> of here rats he looks like the<font color="#E5E5E5"> reverse</font> Benjamin buttons doesn't he cuz he gets older and<font color="#CCCCCC"> fatter I played on pinion</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> were</font> you talking to<font color="#E5E5E5"> I was talking about my</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">good friend and they're about you but he</font> was<font color="#E5E5E5"> in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> big big buttons he was in it</font> that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> why I said it he's in that movie</font> yeah who'd you play in<font color="#E5E5E5"> Benjamin</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he's</font> but<font color="#CCCCCC"> he's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a Benjamin bottoms button</font> that's the guy you can't<font color="#CCCCCC"> recognize him</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">because uh because of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> makeup stuff</font> yeah I don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> care</font> [Music] when you and Clooney get dressed up<font color="#E5E5E5"> in</font> your tuxes together do<font color="#E5E5E5"> you ever kind of</font> look at<font color="#CCCCCC"> each other and go are we a</font> couple<font color="#CCCCCC"> of dapper Dan's never</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> happened to</font> my recollection is it hard for you<font color="#E5E5E5"> to maintain a suntan</font> why because you live<font color="#CCCCCC"> in your wife shadow</font> because I - I had a romantic<font color="#E5E5E5"> flame or</font> someone<font color="#CCCCCC"> nobody had a romantic fling that</font> was public<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I got on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> my nerves and</font> because she kind<font color="#CCCCCC"> of outshining there</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">my space it's um</font> I had the same thing with condi rice<font color="#E5E5E5"> oh</font> really <font color="#E5E5E5">tell me what it was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> first time</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that you laid</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> eyes on Angelina was it</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> one of those classical love stories</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like when I don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know and Ross first</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">saw Rachel you know that show friends of</font> easy enough [Music] like<font color="#E5E5E5"> that some do you think people focus</font> maybe too much on your looks and don't even<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know realize</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that you're</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just a</font> shitty<font color="#E5E5E5"> actor</font> [Music] next question
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Channel: Funny Or Die
Views: 17,741,145
Rating: 4.9106069 out of 5
Keywords: funnyordie, funny or die, funny, comedy, sketch, lol, Brad Pitt, Zach Falifianakis, BTF, Between Two Ferns, between 2 ferns, b2f, ferns, fern, plant, interview, talk show, talk shows, talking, talks, zach galifianakis, scott aukerman, comedy bang bang, the hangover, movie, movies, tv, television, web series, series, fury, furry, angelina jolie, shadow, ross, rachel, friends, jennifer aniston, president, shitty, actor, benjamin buttons
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Length: 5min 46sec (346 seconds)
Published: Mon Oct 27 2014
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Man that Louis CK part was 10 times more hilarious just because I thought this was a new episode.

👍︎︎ 120 👤︎︎ u/lille5nik 📅︎︎ Mar 22 2019 🗫︎ replies

I'd love to see Jiminy Glick and Galifianakis face off in a passive aggressive battle royale.

👍︎︎ 45 👤︎︎ u/yosemighty_sam 📅︎︎ Mar 22 2019 🗫︎ replies

"So tell me about this movie... Furry?"

This show is genius.

👍︎︎ 41 👤︎︎ u/DEAD_P1XL 📅︎︎ Mar 22 2019 🗫︎ replies

That was clearly not his last piece of gum. He rattles a bunch of them in the packet.

👍︎︎ 88 👤︎︎ u/nodnodwinkwink 📅︎︎ Mar 22 2019 🗫︎ replies

This is comedy gold. This show is so uncomfortable its hilarious.

👍︎︎ 10 👤︎︎ u/Darkstar77 📅︎︎ Mar 22 2019 🗫︎ replies

That piece of gum went back and forth twice.

👍︎︎ 6 👤︎︎ u/BeefSupreme2 📅︎︎ Mar 22 2019 🗫︎ replies

I miss Louis C.K.

👍︎︎ 34 👤︎︎ u/lyracid 📅︎︎ Mar 22 2019 🗫︎ replies

He stole this interview bit from Gordon "Gordo" Keith of The Ticket.

👍︎︎ 18 👤︎︎ u/dirtydmix 📅︎︎ Mar 22 2019 🗫︎ replies

This is so old. I remember it 😅

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/Dimagon 📅︎︎ Mar 22 2019 🗫︎ replies
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