Bruce Willis: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis

exclusive brush you can't smoke in here you can't smoke in here give me this you can't smoke thank you hello welcome to another edition of between two ferns my name is zach galifianakis and my guest today is bruce willis um movie star and harmonicus what was that a wasp are there wasp in here sorry so uh how many children do you have three three which is your favorite ashton do you get his tweets like you call them and go hey i got your tweets pretty good tweeting the day when you were making the whole 10 yards were you ever worried that it would be too good i'll just i'll just keep moving did you know that some actors turned down roles any plans to reboot the grumpy old men franchise bruce i'm gonna need you to loosen up a little bit it's this is um hard for me i'm very i'm i'm intimidated and you don't seem to be answering the questions and i um have we started i'm not doing the interview now right no no no we've been doing it for about four minutes what are you talking about willis you ever heard that before no it's a little easy i gotta tell you look who's talking oh yeah product placement under the armpits sorry let's talk about uh where do you where do you keep your oscar your oscars trophy i mean your uh blockbuster entertainment award where do you keep that it's a great award you look at it every day and it reminds me of what used to be how much fun it used to be yeah i mean those were the good old days those them like 80s man you could get away with anything yeah women were much cleaner much cleaner than patent leather shoes and women's toenails clicking on the pavement as you go by anthropology and you're going to buy some candles nhs all of a sudden you're going i can't get the candles today brendon bruce what's wrong i mean you'll see it's all parties getting blown up and down hollywood boulevard my friend and then the phone stops ringing okay and you're gonna get to that [ __ ] point and you're gonna go now i get it now i understand and then you're sitting in a room and it's just you all your cousins what is it is it a wasp don't move where are you going huh is that a wasp instead of what ashton should tweet this you

Channel: Funny Or Die

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Rating: 4.90516 out of 5

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Id: rVIpY-r95w8

Length: 4min 4sec (244 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 01 2010