President Barack Obama: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis

sorry had to cancel a few times my mousepad broke last week and I had to get my great-aunt some diabetes shoes and you know what Zach it's no problem I mean I have to say when I heard that like people actually watch the show as I was actually pretty surprised hi welcome to another edition of between two ferns I'm your host Zach Galifianakis and my guest today is Barack Obama president Barack Obama good to be with you Zach first question in 2013 he pardoned the turkey what do you have planned for 2014 we'll probably pardon another Turkey we do that everything saving was that depressing to you seeing as one turkey kind of taken out of circulation turkey you couldn't eat so how does this work do you send ambassador Rodman to North Korea on your behalf I read somewhere that you'd be sitting Hulk Hogan to Syria or is that more of a job for Tonya Harding Zach he's not our ambassador what should we do about North IKEA while we move on I have to know what is it like to be the last black president seriously what's it like for this to be the last time you ever talked to a break it must kind of stink though that you can't run you know three times you know actually I think it's a good idea you know if I ran a third time and be sort of like doing a third hangover movie didn't really work out very well did it now I have to say that I've seen this show before and some of the episodes have probably been a little bit better than this you know for example the one with Bradley Cooper that was a great round everybody kind of carried that movie didn't he which memory you know those hangover movies basically he carried them yeah everybody loves Bradley good for him good-looking guy being like that in Hollywood that's easy tall handsome nzb short fat and smell like Doritos and try to make it Hollywood is it gonna be hard in two years when you're no longer president and people will stop letting you win at basketball how does it feel having a three inch vertical it's a three inch horizontal so where are you planning on building a Presidential Library in Hawaii or your home country of Kenya because I mean both places seem like they would be like that's a ridiculous question well you know I mean not to bring up the birth certificate thing that you really never did really introduce you where's your bursa - I don't want you show it to us right now I don't want to show anybody my birth certificate it's embarrassing what's embarrassing about it my weight on it it says that was born seven pounds 800 ounces you know what I would do if I were president mr. president I would make same-sex divorce illegal didn't see how bad they want it I think that's why you're not president and that's a good thing you said if you had a son you would not let him play football what makes you think that he would want to play football what if he was a nerd like you do you think a woman like Michelle would marry a nerd I why don't you ask her whether she thinks I'm a nerd good night no I'm not gonna let her near you so do you go to any websites that are coms or.net soar do you mainly just stick with dot Govs no actually we go to dot Govs have you heard of healthcare.gov here we go okay let's get this out of the way what did you come here to plug well first of all I think it's fair to say that I wouldn't be with you here today if I didn't have something to plug have you heard of the Affordable Care Act oh yeah I heard about that that's the thing that doesn't work why would you get the guy that created the Zune to make your website healthcare.gov work so great now and millions of Americans have already gotten health insurance plans and what we want is for people to know that you can get affordable health care most young Americans right now they're not covered and the truth is is that they can get coverage all for what it costs you to pay your cell phone bill this is what they mean by drones the point is that a lot of young people they think they're invincible did you say in invisible because no no that's impossible not not invisible invincible meaning but they don't think they can get hurt I'm just saying that nobody could be invisible if you had said invisible I understand that if they get that health insurance it can really make a big difference and they've got till March 31st to sign up I don't have a computer so how does well then you can call 1-800 three one eight two five nine six I don't have a phone I'm off the grid it I don't want you people like looking at my text if you don't I mean first of all Zac nobody's interested in your taxes but second of all you can do it in person and the law means that insurers can't discriminate against you if you've got a pre-existing condition anymore yeah but what about what about this though that's disgusting how how long have you have it I'll just four months really spider bites I got attacked by spiders Zac you you need to get that checked right away you need to get on healthcare.gov because that that's one most disgusting things I've ever seen is your plug finally over I suppose so so which country were you rooting for in the Winter Olympics seriously I'm the president United States what do you think that I want to thank President Obama for being on the show I'm gonna press this I don't touch that please Shh thanks for the interview and thanks for letting me shoot my show here all these years you've been shooting these these shows here in the diplomatic room who gave you permission to do that Bush seriously who gave him clearance what's the spider bite that's the other hand it's everywhere [Music] [Applause]

Channel: Funny Or Die

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Id: UnW3xkHxIEQ

Length: 6min 37sec (397 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 13 2014