Charlie's Most Memorable Relationships | Two and Half Men

[Music] okay what's my middle name your middle name okay i know this sunburn boobs sunburn boobs red boobs red breasts robin little memory trick my middle name is christine not a very good trick who's my best friend where do i work what's my cat's name what's my favorite movie what kind of music do i like what religion was i raised in do i have any brothers and sisters okay i'd like to start with the cat i'm gonna go with fluffy drop dead snowball mr mittens tiger whiskers puss puss oh come on what's my middle name francis no it's not yes it is show off i was thinking maybe it'd be a good idea if i had an outlet that you know took the pressure off an outlet yeah an outlet something casual meaningless if i work it right could even be anonymous you mean another woman well that would be my first choice [Applause] but for the purposes of this discussion let's stay with the more neutral term outlet i don't care what you call it you're asking for permission to have sex with another woman only because i care about you too much to around without permission are you crazy i can't go back to the mango tree mia what look i think this is a mature thoughtful suggestion in fact there are many cultures that embrace the whole outlet concept as a way of strengthening and nurturing the primary love relationship oh you can't dismiss entire cultures with i'm going home oh come on we're just talking here i propose an idea we bat it around a little bit and then we compromise that's the cornerstone of a healthy relationship how are we gonna compromise charlie are you gonna have sex with half a woman is that an option so when did you know it was a limo wasn't it yep yeah i can tell your attention was wandering every time i looked up you were somewhere else i hate to say it but i was making believe you were another woman well that doesn't necessarily mean it's over i pretended you were the big blue chick from avatar it's over so what do we do now uh part friends i guess i'd like that it's getting kind of late you're welcome to spend the night oh that's very sweet but i want to get as far away from you as i can that's okay i just got avatar on dvd so what you just waltz in and make yourself at home whenever i'm out that's not true sometimes you're upstairs asleep wait a minute let's go back here jake why aren't you at your mother's i ran away sometimes you're in the shower rose please why did you run away because i hate it there is this about the upcoming nuptials it's nothing to do with puberty dad it's about mom getting married i thought you liked dr milnik that was when they were just dating now he thinks he can tell me what to do he's not my father you don't do what i tell you to do yeah but mom doesn't care about that alan ellen if i just interrupt for one sec how do you keep getting in i've changed the locks three times yes but you didn't change the locksmith i could recommend somebody good night rose i replace everything i eat good night rose you know how i do it i keep an exact duplicate fridge at my house good night rose by the way we're out of popsicles excuse me not now alan i'm making bubbles i don't care what her name is her car is blocking our neighbor's driveway oh sorry i'll move it you can't go now you're busy oh yeah i'm busy all right look just just just tell me where the keys are and i'll move it oh gosh no i don't let strange men touch my car oh good at least you have respect for your car alan do we need to have another boundaries talk no i'm leaving uh oh look what's dirty again [Laughter] do you want my open no thank you okay good night charlie yeah i'm waiting for what i'm right hang on what are you doing to the rose i just don't want it looking at me what do you need any help yeah we're good [Music] third time's the charm little powder oh that smells nice maybe a little powder for my tushy and tell your mummy charlie i can hear you on the monitor all right we mean you no arms say hi for me give it up charlie she doesn't like you true listen you'll testify that i bought all my first edition books before i got married right did you no then i'm your man i can prove it charlie's my witness hey what happened to the tv she doesn't dirty on i'm gonna go play my game no no no no no no wait right here i'll get it for you of course he's credible i don't know alan if the right lawyer gets their hands on him they can really make him sweat yeah very funny have you seen a game boy anywhere around here hey we'll just have to do the best we can i'll tell him exactly what to do and who knows maybe he'll get the job done i got the job done twice why don't you let me talk to him hi

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Length: 8min 4sec (484 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 03 2022