Charlie Murphy

make some real noise vestibule no Charlie Murphy's on the Arsenio Hall Show man I'm happy man I'm really happy I come from New Jersey and it's very cold right now it's nice and warm out here I like it and you're just warm you know where I live at it's really cold I don't like the winter the winter reminds me of some of my worst memories like hurricane sandy hurricane sandy hurricane sandy left me without power for five days I was not prepared to not have power for five days five days is long enough for your kids to start second-guessing your 33 days Internet my son walked up to me was they hang so why we gotta listen to you again the lights on I was like wow this little boy got a point I ain't like that feeling man when I'm happy to be here today man even though I had a weird day I got here early you know had to go to the mall and pick some stuff up went to the mall you know I'm walking through the morning seeing this woman pushing the stroller that's normal you see you know woman pushing the stroller that she walked past me out glanced in the stroller dog was in the stroller that'd be all I really want to kick that stroll over got two steps past us see another woman walking the baby on the dog leash what's going on out here man struck me as strange you know so I left the morgue and I left the mall went across the street to the 7-eleven to get me some rolling papers yes I do smoke weed every now and then every now and then like once once our walked in the 7-eleven the next dude for the rolling papers and do behind the County got Dolf man had a scowl on his face we don't sell drug paraphernalia here how was they really why not I mean you're selling alcohol here look you got condoms you got sex pills you even selling ham sandwiches you a Muslim I don't think this is supposed to be happening right now hi son so I left the 7-eleven you know we're right across the street to the gas station got me some rolling papers went back to my room we wrote me a fat one up you know turn the TV on I'm smoking it and anyone who smokes weed knows there's an exact moment when the Week kicks in you'd be stuck for him on the guy ask me like this I wasn't in front of the TV stuck you know and this commercial came on with Shaquille O'Neal selling this car the Buick LaCrosse built for comfort and what he said boom fork over it shipped me out of my stuck State I was like hey wait a minute Shaq can't fit no beautif row I've met chef you brought him after one of my shows names like Charlie man Shaq is waiting for you in the dressing room you know so I got real excited me rush back to the dressing room in the dressing room had one of them drop ceilings which was fine for me but when I walked in Shaq was like this and I kept hearing something going right right right right I was like what the hell is dad I looked over the shoulder the ceiling fan was whipping his ass regularly I knew the Shaq and not pitting a beautiful cross all the way I can imagine Shaq but you know the only way can sell that commercial to me as if you know this show Shaq come out the house and they got to separate Buick LaCrosse and he steps inside of you know and then the roller skates down the block beautiful oh yeah before I forget me this I can't forget this man Paula Deen has been forgiven I know you seen it on the news they forgave no and I remember the very first day when I heard that scandal break out I was watching TV and the news came on they said today Paula Dean's entire Food Network Empire buy it at 17 million dollars a year has come on the Jeopardy doing the fact that Paul has been caught using the n-word otherwise known as I was in my living room I was like wow 17-minute you ever saying the word that's messed up man I say the word about 200 times a day myself so when they forgave her you know I I kind of went along with it cuz I'm gonna be honest with you that's the black man I didn't get mad me Paula Deen said the word I got mad about old recipes she stole I'm Charlie Murphy this is the Arsenio Hall Show now we put it down baby

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Length: 6min 22sec (382 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 03 2015