Charlie Handles an Ex With a Kid | Two and a Half Men

this makes no sense it's math it makes perfect sense then I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree no you just have to do the work maybe I have a learning disability or a syndrome of some sort you don't have a learning disability you're just lazy maybe that's the syndrome [Laughter] see you later and by later I'm hoping tomorrow is there anything in your shower I need to know about oh come on that's the most action you've had in months I have a loose tooth can't you just be happy for me the woman I love is back in my life that's great I'm thrilled I can't eat apples I'll bring you back some applesauce from Lisa her kid needs to lay off the fber anyway oh yeah how's that working out with the kid she's great I love kids really really tell me uh how many diapers have you changed so far well none actually but I am credited with an assist have you fed the baby no dressed the baby no bathed the baby what's your point Alan nothing have fun thanks I intend to don't think I don't know what you're doing see this one is wrong this is wrong Jake you have to check your work these are careless mistakes maybe I'm not careless maybe I ate lead paint as a child here do it again fine dad are you a mom related I'm sorry what well if you marry your cousin your kids will be stupid right Jake you're not stupid your mother's not my cousin and you're not going anywhere until you do your homework I have somewhere to go hey how'd it go with Lisa N I don't think it's going to work out really even with the little baby there to help smooth things along I wasn't the baby she has commitment issues that's too bad hey what's that uh splattered all over your shirt coffee and breast milk what happened did Starbucks merge with Hooters Hooter bu I'd like a double deup latte please [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Two and a Half Men

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Keywords: twoandahalfmen, tv, funny, charlie sheen, two and a half men, jon cryer, alan harper, charlie harper, walden schmidt, ashton kutcher, conchata ferrell, holland taylor, evelyn harper, jake harper, angus t jones

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Length: 3min 25sec (205 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 29 2024