Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill Attend The 1st Day of High School | 21 Jump Street (2012) | Now Comedy

if you don't know your identity we're screwed tomorrow you gotta study this stuff forget those identities the bullshits that I was held back a year you were you were held back two years just because it's a fake backstory doesn't mean it doesn't hurt my feelings [ __ ] socks don't match I'm gonna start all over first day of school dude I gotta look awesome you know back in the day you were super popular and I wasn't as much we didn't really get along in high school the only thing that's gonna happen again do you no come on man we're adults now we're best buds it's definitely not gonna happen man we're good cool beautiful day out there boys everything you say Canon will be used to get you in a court of law you have the right thing to turn you cannot afford attorney one will be appointed dude do you still not know the Miranda Rights you're a cop oh man they always cut away on TV before they finish them [Music] what are you talking about are you two strapping my backpack yeah I gotta be seen with you you gotta one strap it seriously I have no strap but if that would even be possible okay what makes you the expert I was a cool in high school and you weren't okay that makes sense continue three keys of coolness in high school by jenko one don't try hard at anything okay to make fun of people who do travel three be handsome four if anyone steps you on the first day of school you punch them directly in the face five drive a kick-ass car [ __ ] all right but just don't be driving it like teenagers revving up the engine and [ __ ] okay we would never come on I'll skip give us a little credit [Music] [Applause] it was amazing all right do mine do what okay you okay I think I [ __ ] my pants [Music] you park in that handicap spot it'll make it so cool that's awesome [Music] dude everybody's too strappy let's just stay with the one strip I can't I can't I can't right now what are you doing what are you doing don't succumb to the peer pressure what are you doing those are gods those are nerds I don't know what they are what the [ __ ] are those things I'm so confused right now [Music] wow hi [Music] oh hey yo hey is that your car yeah what's that thing get 10 miles to the gallon I'll try like seven what about you bio diesel dog it smells like egg rolls yeah it does runs on leftover fry oil from Hunan Palace but we try to ride bikes when we can Global crisis and whatnot whatever man I don't care about anything you don't care about the environment it's kind of [ __ ] up man hey we all shut the hell up trying to study look at him he's trying he's actually trying what a nerd look at the Nerds the nerd look at him look at the nerd Who you calling a nerd man I'm sorry are you okay man hey what the hell are you serious don't turn that gay ass music off you punch me because I'm gay what no I come on that is really insensitive I didn't punch him because he's gay I punched him and then he's happened to turn out to be gay afterwards I was gay when you punched me in a weird way it might have been homophobic not to punch you just because you were gay right you punched a little gay black kid in the face it's not even second period how do you explain that miss Daddy I'm so sorry about that I just because I'm going to relate to you okay a kid died the other day from drugs and nobody including me is doing anything about it that's weird guys and then YouTube show up with 30 days left causing trouble in my school I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown do I make myself clear you guys cross my line again and you walk into this office expel you thank you all right let's do this which one of you is Doug let's do that again and pretend you guys aren't weird which one of you is named Doug okay good so that means your name is Doug son yeah I'm Doug great here are your class schedules you're funny I wouldn't have taken you for the brainy type I wouldn't but you as a drama geek far less surprising now we have the wrong identities you dumbass I'm in drama I suck at drama it's girly embarrassing cares I can fake my Legion band practice and app chemistry for a few weeks AP Chemistry AP Chemistry no you can't you don't even know what it's actually [ __ ] called it's gonna be fine you go to my classes and I'm gonna go to yours okay now chemistry is the one with the shapes and [ __ ] right so we are going to hold auditions for the Peter Pan part today billion would have wanted the show to go on when I was a young actor just starting out in New York state Albany to be exact I booked a local time which I had to play a young man it's really sad about that kid so are you saying if he wasn't talented it would be less sad no no no no uh huh okay good I remember one time doing cocaine with Willie Nelson's horse and we were having so much fun and then I realized that she was dead I remember one summer do kids still do stuff even after what happened to him pretty much everyone I know does it a buddy of mine really wants it who would he call if he wanted it or you can tell your friend that if you really wanted it it's not so hard to find any other place thank you now notice the distinctions [Music] new person Mr texty texty since you have so much to say to Molly let's see if you can be Peter who are windy you look like you might have a little Peter inside of you uh I I can't I'm fine just being a tree or something Doug you never won't know what you can't achieve before you don't achieve it my point is you have to everyone auditions for Peter every molecule is water I'd marry it unless it was my daughter it's solid form floats on its liquid form which makes it far outside the norm uh life to form on Ancient Mars and we use it to wash our cars H2O H2O H2O that's okay thank you thank you Zach so good all right anybody else from all School Mondays okay time for a pop Quiznos a what oh I'm sorry what is your name Brad Brad yes ma'am ah look at you Brad Pig uh what is what is a pop Quiznos it's a quiz on the first person who finishes gets a ten dollar gift certificate to Quiznos today's quiz is on you look really old are you held back or something no you're super young were you held forward I went to school in France so and they do like they do like two extra years of middle school there it's so lame Francaise oh that's cool man it's nice to meet you also good luck [Music] thank you

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Length: 9min 52sec (592 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 02 2023