Best Funny Comedic 21 & 22 Jump Street Movie Scenes

I don't have a single lead I do I know you can get Wi-Fi on campus anywhere 24/7 do you think they mean Wi-Fi the drug or Wi-Fi like the internet would [ __ ] you brain how do we find the deal was so easy the first time well his number was literally on a stick let's go find this guy sticker I think it's got does stickers well we need help we need to consult an expert to the flash holy [ __ ] you are look [ __ ] hey you should get some tips from the sky he's looking good I mean those pectoral muscles that's the kind of definition of one out of you man supper mr. Walters we should or I should apologize for uh or shooting my penis off yeah yeah don't sweat it brother I'm liberated totally you know they gave me a vagina awesome you guys we'll see you know Eric's seen it Eric's been all up in that [ __ ] good night Ryder you guys gotta get me the [ __ ] out of here hey guess what I'm Eric's [ __ ] no you're not yes I am I'm your [ __ ] oh my god I'm so sorry honey I didn't mean that you know that right I am such a [ __ ] when he had Flo shows up it bleeds so much it's crazy it's like the elevator doors opening on the shining your vagina doesn't [ __ ] work man work for you last night you're so clearly forcing Eric into this relationship Eric am i forcing you into anything yes see look it's innocent undercover to college to find the dealer this new synthetic and no one will tell us anything it's cuz you guys look like [ __ ] narcs all right college kids aren't dumb like Eric I'm supposed to go to Berkeley well they gave us a picture so we did that day that's your lead [ __ ] that's what you start with no but we can't see his face we don't know who it is I'm spit but paid you full of duty yeah that's you it doesn't sound anything like me you saw something like that it doesn't close your eyes and tell me who's talking right now Schmidt being a little [ __ ] she's not gonna pressure oh nice job super sleuths did you even bother to look at the [ __ ] picture yeah huh there's a reflection right here your [ __ ] guy's got a tattoo find the tattoo find the dealer yes I'm Doug McQuaid the track star and this is Brad science prodigy this is funny to you guys so you're done you're done you're done you're done you're done here's the deal my track team is full of physically incapable rejects I mean if I wasn't the coach I'd be laughter my ass off at how [ __ ] they are but I am the coach so I need you made me some Doug McQuaid understand I need you to run anchor in the four by four hundred at today's track meet you do that and I'll sign this pass don't blow on me son I have don't make me take you to the principal's office do we have a deal yes nice I don't like that put your tongue back in your mouth tongue in your mouth and close it what are you doing stop it actually it's not bad here we go because on drugs okay one particle about a tanum has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor carry the two changing its atomic ISOTONER into a radioactive spider you science we're good we're good man we're good look at it baby good work hit that [ __ ] [Music] I've got her crow I'm just the cleverest fell it was ever my fortune to know I taught a trick to my shadow to stick to the tip my toe I've got a crew I've got a crew [Music] did you feel that welcome aboard Peter [Music] so tight I like the confidence [Music] [Music] [Music] no no stop come here Kimmy don't make a picture that is a petard my parents are here you [Music] how do you know this person dad this is Doug a guy that I'm dating oh wow how's your classes going dumb yes here's some neighbourhood I have an idea why don't we all sleep together would that be fun yes thank you so do you like whether you do know each other no she's crazy all these students and parents potential witnesses how did you two meet I love meet-cute stories we met at a poetry slam and then he stalked me back to my dorm room stalker oh that's so beautiful then what happened and we watched a movie actually [Music] [ __ ] wait black man do to get some water around here give the [ __ ] guy some water he's black he's been through a lot for the sake of your daughter please keep it together I'm gonna need a [ __ ] crepe before I go crazy be right back so where are you from originally I'm straight out of Compton well my husband's from Northridge mami hooked me up what the [ __ ] y'all doing y'all rashing around here come on hook me up to little [ __ ] straight baby I can't spring babes I want some [ __ ] devil eggs I like free don't you like think I like he's under a lot of pressure at work what how you doing mr. nice quit so [ __ ] acid me I really thought this job would have more car chases and explosions unless homeless people do doing everywhere you guys nothing as a police matter to get your frisbee back get your own [ __ ] frisbee [ __ ] yours isn't loaded right huh we're supposed to unload him first right you okay that's that's no fun come on scientists do not feed the ducks it's right there that what you don't don't stop it don't you did fed the Ducks no [ __ ] way one percenters let's go sleek fit times road yours we could take them down as our first bus we'd be off part duty for sure you see what I see cannabis sativa Chaka Khan shut Chaka Khan [Music] gentlemen we have a little party have we forgotten that the use of marijuana is illegal well I have um glaucoma I get nervous in crowds herpes then you won't mind if I start your bike now would you wait you won't find [ __ ] get up calm I know you guys even real cops you look like the kids on Halloween [Laughter] hilarious it's when you show us a little respect [ __ ] you Pig hey you want me to beat your dick off you want to beat my dick off I'll beat your dick off with both hands what's up let's go that's weird man I think what he was trying to say was he's gonna punch you so many times around the genital area that your dicks just gonna fall off why do you have salt in you that's actual drugs come on [Music] [Music] you got the right [Music]

Channel: Chaotic

Views: 3,043,198

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Id: kc5q6XFxBgs

Length: 13min 10sec (790 seconds)

Published: Thu May 07 2020