Making Enemies In Competitive Mario Maker

I just want to have a good time but the leg told me I can't get run you fools the one with the shell is God da da da da da da da duck gotta start all of Muffet de Oh singing this stupid song because I hear it all the time it gets stuck in my head somebody please come save me oh yeah that's going in the video I don't even care Oh what up guys my name is toadette I'm here once again being carried by toad as one does versus or not I'm gonna trust this man I instantly regret my choices [Music] the people care you you don't know if they'll get killed but the end okay and you'll probably die anyway mo that's a big mole he's a big mole I'm a small mole I am NOT a mole that's a pumpkin pumpkin Goomba don't touch my head Mario oh there goes Mario not the spikes Oh close one dude lots of sharp things want me dead alright you know maybe I should have let him carry me he probably could have got me there faster that I could get there myself Super Mario Bros and me an abusive relationship wait I'm sorry did I miss something where's the Super Ball there's gotta be a Super Bowl flower somewhere lads Tannis ship a pot tell me the clear condition they just all won without me I don't understand guys guys we're never gonna get anywhere if we don't move away from this pipe and let the she'll come out I don't suggest that we work together but I suggest a temporary ceasefire a water balloon let me give you guys a tip about versus underwater you want to be as low as possible because then you can do stuff like that to people it puts you in control and once you have control you have power and power means something around these people oh geez man we've gone a long way without power-ups I tend to mess up so this is probably not a good thing there's no way I can be towed he's got the lead I need him to mess up toad mess up what what who are you and let him go by and then it came for me that blooper is stupid it's a stupor great now toad gets to win for free man super cool you know what he's so far ahead I might as well go this way uh it's so many bloopers there's so many of them and I don't want to touch them and they want to touch my bod Power Star now I can touch all the bugs I want how is toad not dead how did he live that are you kidding me oh oh I'm dying with the key if I have to die this way it's okay it's okay I can still catch up just because I messed up horribly and and the only one who died does not mean it's over like that we're with the group we're with the squad and we're gonna push them into the bomb where the bomb squad oh that's the most genuine terror and anguish I've ever felt in my entire life it does not get worse than that I promise sure thing everyone else you know just take a catsuits it's cool it's whatever I don't even need to get one toad and stay calm find a happy place look at that stupid brother of mine and that blue weirdo how dare they be ahead of me in this race it was the best fighter pilot did in the galaxy and the cunning warrior and son of a [ __ ] Oh interesting that you'd take my powerup toadette I guess that means it's Koopa shell to the forehead time you think Mario ever gets tired of jumping maybe the dude just wants to relax at home with some pizza pie maybe a big old spaghetti why on earth of what I agree to start over I'm so far in the lead right now man bro asking me to do a platforming thing like this on ice who made this the robot devil Oh oh gee funny prank with the stinking claws and spikes by the winning box let me go you heathens I deserve this win I stuck it out I deal with the ice wow did I just kill a guy with a separate guy that's a first it's one thing being able to survive in competitive Mario maker it's a whole nother thing being able to survive with a lag dude we all know that lag is the king of killing runs man never deviate from the path mario always follow the religion that is going to the right for mario he should have kept going to the right yeah all right Luigi I'll give the fire flower I don't mind I want us to be brothers here and sometimes that means extending an olive branch I'm not afraid to be the bigger person please let me be rewarded by allowing me to get to the flame Karma's real I was defeated by baby who's the guy out there that keeps making levels that are literally one obstacle followed by a straight line why does Nintendo let the people do this I'm so dumb he's a wall you can't damage boost through a peer wall who needs damage boosting when you've got a combination of epic gamer skill and hammers oh no I was supposed to wait at the flag I forgot I'm sorry brothers I wasn't blinded by greed toad I blame you for this I think you let this happen you did didn't you I guess we'll both be are I peeing and some spaghetti tonight there's a lot of goombahs now I can touch the goombahs once with no consequence and there goes my one-time Goomba touch no consequence I bet you appreciated that sound in your ear balls let me make it let me make it please i legit thought I was toad for a second right there I thought I was kind of close but not even he was close enough which means the I was way the hell off oh I'm so tempted to go up this pipe I'm gonna do it it's not a pipe you can go up I played myself I'm in danger bro no sick moves there dude but I think Mario down there broke the level for us as you have taken Luigi out I shall take you out and then tow dead and then myself first I take your car and then I take the W I'm going to die now I regret nothing I refuse to be your platform I rather die I think it's possible if you could just time this jump right here not this one this one jump I hope you guys had fun watching a literal car crash in real time come on you can make it I can't do it hold me in your arms Grim Reaper I will win this race just watch me because I am I am Luigi and I will win it no I did it so fast though I felt like I was really going for something I was the corner dude dude beat me by like one door man I think tonot space really just says it all want a sprite cranberry rrrow other people are the literal worst yo for an idiot I got the moves right now I'm straight moving on them I die whenever I brag you'd think that would teach me a lesson of some kind it's a race so technically the chances across the board are equal but as long as I get the green pipe I'll feel very confident about my chances Lag nor gravity will stop me this is my race to win boys Barrios caught up to me come on let's go yes I think we all know the superior mario brother and by extension the superior mario gamer is you may win the race for the princess's heart Mario but I've won the race that means nothing and I'll probably die alone geez Luigi coming close to touching the flames there I could probably make that I took the needless risk but that's what winners do we take risks shoot cut cut to the next clip you can blast teamwork in the quick chat all you want though dad but Mario is right on my tail I got no choice at this point but to touch the flagpole if I want the W you're lost gamer points will forever remain in my thoughts though can I get a soda pop in ski in the chat boys no I feel about this I like race levels but a dark ghost house race level this is so stupid already not being able to see and trying to race other human beings not a good time I have come to hate it because being in the dark sucks okay not being able to see doesn't equal good level design and I can't tell which way these stinking conveyor belts are going my whole brain is just a mess right now dude at this point I just want it to be over I see the goal and I win what am I even whining about when I'm a winner every man for himself no why is luigi in my arms what have I done don't let him touch the ground in fact break his car break everyone's car who gets a car we've expended the cars toe dead it's not looking good drive you blue [ __ ] wait why did I call myself bad why is there snake block section at a car level that's stupid and right before the goal dang it [Music] wait did I just kill myself at the shell-bed there it's so stinkin dumb man I'd say I'm a gamer but really I'm a lamer toad must drive to victory he must do it for all mushroom kind despite the car powerup being stupid and despite the fact that I'm not done with my sentence go ahead and win the level see if I care [Music] what are you telling me she was in front of me I felt like I was in front of her you know why she probably won she has the freaking high ground dude that's what I call my butt hole in the winter oh gee I forgot I don't have a spin jump in this mode that's a long jump and I've booked it's ok well everybody likes to come back story oh oh move can we pass everybody I think you guys understand just how fast I am how did I take the lead man oh wait I know how I took the lead because I gave regularly all's well that ends well for Super Mario look at me put on the afterburners over brother what did I tell you a man a true comeback story I went from bonking to winning and you can't - if you just subscribe to my youtube channel and follow me on twitter i'm michelle one of the h is a dust bug i guess i'll take this door I suppose doors are the enemy then that's what they call my bedroom these days I'm way way prouder of that joke than I should be move your giant ass Mario God no go on without me man it's fine just kill me with your ass and then take my victory oh look at that it's one one but there's some more stuff isn't that so sneaky cool who could ever get tired of one one nobody am i right look it's one one again but now there's ghosts and a ghost popped out of the floor and he killed me dude fun it's not a straight one-to-one remake there's actually a hidden path to take and the hidden path leads to the goal that's freaking epic man oh my god the biggest twist of all time and I cracked the code by not going to the right proving once and for all that you can incorporate secrets into your levels nice I won double nice look at that coin count [Music] sorry just feeling a little Burpee [Music]

Channel: Desbug

Views: 738,709

Keywords: Comedy, Gaming, Entertainment, Super Mario Maker, Super Mario Maker 2, Mario Maker, Mario Maker 2, Super Mario Bros., Nintendo Switch, Desbug

Id: zZVJRfU4DBc

Length: 12min 49sec (769 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 15 2020