CarlSagan42's New "TROLL" Level Tortured Me For 5 HOURS!!!

no [Music] all right so for those that don't know carl sagan made a new troll level he said it's different than what i'm probably picturing and he had a tweet that said and i quote i funneled all the hatred in my body into a single level if you play it you have been warned that being said if anyone is sadistic enough to play it on stream post clips in my discord for a youtube compilation uh carla said it's taken someone 40 minutes to be for the first time took someone 10 hours to beat so we just kind of have to see what happens here we'll see what happens here we go gang it's fired up please just do better and it says simple simple fun platforming okay multiplayer versus in music is what it's called carl has an evil mind gerd off lads yeah geared up fill your horns with oil okay we don't i was wondering if we were gonna die somehow i didn't know if carl somehow found a way to make mushrooms kill us sorry down the pipe we got some blustering wind [Music] excuse me i'm waiting for the troll to to appear i can't go up this pipe okay so far it's most definitely different than what i hey i mean i had no idea what to expect this but this was not it oh [Music] okay and please guys if you've seen this level played no hints i want to try and figure stuff out on my own if you if you would let me please okay this oh there's carl's heart there's the heart the heart [Music] oh gosh okay all right there's another heart okay so i mean this feels right so far can we get up oh checkpoint checkpoint checkpoint can we get how do we get to that pipe though okay [Music] okay there was a mushroom there [Music] why was there a mushroom mushroom okay i feel like this almost feels like a getting over it style level no no okay okay all right good good good no get up there oh get up no my god so wait okay we got the mushroom we're getting to smell carl's sweet wind here carl's sweet wind is blowing over us with this level [Music] okay all right all right [Music] okay all right let's go [Music] no get up in there okay let's just chill out here let's chill out here [Music] all right let's go yo checkpoint city let's go checkpoint city you cheated not only the game but your self you took a shortcut and gained nothing [Music] dude is that the end do we beat it let's go [Music] wait so wait what oh [Applause] [Music] wait so we want it to be off i guess hold the phone okay so i want this to be off we want that to be off okay because now what we can do is go up here all right this is progress [Music] no dude this is like a getting over it level dude it's exactly like a getting over it level [Music] oh my oh we're running out of time no [Music] okay this is progress city [Music] okay we've made some progress gang [Music] well we had made progress my gosh okay oh wait can we cheese this a little bit [Music] no i don't think it's cheek i don't think it's cheese i don't think it's teasable oh but i betcha okay [Music] son of a gun dude we're gonna be here a while gang we're gonna be here a while better gird up get your gerds ready all right so we're gonna die here that's okay we've gained some valuable knowledge not to do that or that hey i'll take it i'll take it so we need to find a mushroom somewhere where was the mushroom at oh there's a mushroom up there okay cool okay there's a mushroom up here we want it to be off the office key [Music] liberty jibber [Music] dang it oh dude my my glutes can't take it [Music] my glutes can't take this kind of workout dude i it should be illegal [Music] all right just chill out we just need to learn to chill out a little bit yeah the mushroom is needed to get through that part right there okay [Applause] okay okay all right we're just gonna chill out okay let's go let's go let's go [Music] what [Music] no [Music] wait no [Music] no [Music] oh are you serious [Music] no no no no [Music] oh [Music] oh carl [Music] being small through this level would be really nice [Music] but sadly that's not [Music] are you serious this part this part right here [Music] this is fueling my hatred i'm slowly going to the dark side dude [Music] okay [Music] why why why [Music] such a big dumb such a big dumb no [Music] we're going to be here while gang no no [Music] no no oh sweet wind come and blow over me dude i can just feel the salt getting poured over my head right now so i i'm thinking about i'm not gonna restart but there's really no point in me playing the rest of this minute 47 out is there [Music] i mean we we're doing all right here i guess [Music] like this level is evil enough but [Music] [Music] fill thine horn with oil just fill it fill it up fill it up to the brim carl there's a fine like i i'm experiencing love and hatred at the same time oh all right all right all right all right all right wake up in the rare case you're not familiar with with carl sagan click his name go check out his channel uh he was the lovely creator that created this this masterpiece of a level all right here we go we're gonna make some progress this time you have the dgr guarantee progress city will be achieved that was close [Music] we're going to take this level to [Music] pound town [Music] oh you were close or the name of the level is just be better right please just do better [Laughter] oh my gosh okay [Music] okay [Music] no no okay all right all right no crouch dang it okay all right [Applause] [Music] no how did i avoid that the first time no no [Music] [Applause] no no no oh oh okay all right all right all right let's go let's go let's go [Music] no okay that this is the furthest we've gotten where do i want to go here drop it like it's hot drop the claw no no [Applause] [Music] no okay all right all right all right all right no okay yes how do i want to do this part bro [Music] oh [Music] not good not good gang crouch jumps are not my forte [Music] no okay okay okay okay okay okay deep breaths deep breaths [Music] no no no no no no no i thought i had more time i thought i had more time oh stretch it out stretch it out oh yeah get ready for the battle at hand fine get to my get centered gird up thy loins gotta gird up man that's the problem my loins aren't girded enough okay let the claws come down no no [Music] oh [Music] girl girl girl no more messing around guys it's just it's just mario [Music] okay okay okay this is where we at boys no okay come on [Music] oh come on yes why is it telling me to go down this pike hold up hold up this is progress i mean surely nothing good is going to come from this pipe surely and don't call me shirley but there might be another checkpoint here oh baby oh baby oh baby wait a second wait a second i'm just oh [Music] oh oh screwed it up screwed it up okay we're just gonna wait i see what's going on i see i smell what carl's stepping in so we have to use we have to use the p-switch because if we go in that one pipe it's going to bring us back to where the first checkpoint's at if we want to continue from where the second checkpoint left off at we need to hit that p-switch jump and we only have one shot at that we only have one shot every time we restart now the question is do i need i don't know if i need the power up to progress forward or if we can continue as tiny mario i think we're gonna i'm gonna try and roll being small mario here i'm gonna try and roll with being [Music] short mario [Music] if i can [Music] never mind we're not we're not doing that no no [Music] no way no way bro no way okay i wanna time this right let's turn this [Music] off son of a gun we'll have one shot here father forgive me for i have sinned we know what to do gang we know what to do we don't want the power up or do we [Music] okay all right all right come on baby oh sugar snap peas one shot here nope nope nope nope carl oh my goodness all right here we go yes yes carl just give it gave us the luck boys the luck luck be the lady tonight let's go hey berg what's going on man hope you're having safe travels dude are you are you okay no no no no [Music] no not like no no no [Music] okay all right all right all right feel the chi feel the chimney [Music] no no no i feel like we're in good position we're in the best position that we've been in all [Music] all level long all right let's go let's go [Music] just take my time all right all right crouch crouch not crotch that's my western or central [Music] so and then i just came to check on you not bad dave has left the building all right gang we did this once we can do it again [Music] we can do it again [Music] all right let's go all right let's go crouch jump crouch jump let's go yes yes yes okay all right we're okay here [Music] get those blowy joeys out of here every time ever okay nope nope you have no no idea how hard it is for me to hold back singing from singing that mulan song right now let's get down to business okay all right [Music] okay okay gang okay no [Music] no oh wait we might be wait a second hold the phone hold it hold that phone saying there's a chance we don't oh oh the sweet sweet sweet you gotta you gotta count your blessings you gotta count the small blessings in life dude this is one of those the small blessings i think that's intentional i don't think it's cheese i most definitely think it's intentional [Music] but that that my friends that is it that is a oh gosh [Music] no no [Music] okay okay okay all right all right mm-hmm [Music] no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i need some nutrients from the apple [Music] needed the nutrients bro [Music] are you flipping kidding me right now are you kidding me right now dog how close we got to be close man that's gotta be close that's gotta be close [Music] [Applause] [Music] no no no absolutely not [Music] i worked so hard to avoid that i worked so hard to avoid going back to that checkpoint okay all right all right all right all right well now we have something to fight for guys listen my good family name is on the line i can't quit this i can't quit it [Music] oh wait a second wait a second wait a second hallelujah praise the lord oh oh oh let's get down to business and to defeat the huns [Music] did they send the daughters when i asked for sons i'm never gonna catch my breath hope it doesn't say if i throw me i'm trying to remember all the words of the song there's that one short dude that has a real rad me boys okay all right let's go okay it's pushing me hard it's pushing me hard yes yes yes yes yes all right i don't know what's going on here [Music] i have no idea why i mean we gotta go up right gotta go up [Music] will it come back will it come back will it come back hold up will it come back or i gotta go through the door right oh no okay all right all right all right all right all right all right all right come on baby come on back come on back to me bro [Music] yes come on baby we got plenty of time plenty of time no no no [Applause] [Music] we've been in a worse position before we've been in worse position than this okay with my salt intake i'm trying i'm trying man but salt tastes so good okay all right all right no oh goodness why you gotta be like that why you gotta be like that [Music] oh [Music] oh sherry now i can't remember which way do we want the wind blowing which way do we want that wind blowing no not that way not that way not that way no no no no no [Music] no [Music] no save this save it save it no [Music] no no [Music] could be worse it it could be worse gang this could have been this could have been worse should have been gone [Music] okay no no we're just gonna hang home i'll share it okay oh no no not like this not like this not like this hide your kids hide your wife protect your loins gird up friends gerd the heck up bro okay let's go let's go no wasting time [Music] wasting time we're wasting we're no [Music] pro strat holy rip did you guys see that joke daddy that's fair game [Music] no please please please please please no [Music] no [Music] no [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] was that close could we smell the ending was the ending within grasp all right gang let's go so which way do i want the wind to be blowing okay let's go like this [Music] uh [Music] are you kidding me are you kidding me are you kidding me are you kidding me okay okay okay so i liked what we were doing last time i liked what we were doing last time gang let's wait for the win blow to the left of us okay ride it ride it ride it [Music] message [Music] [Music] ba [Music] bum [Music] no no no no no way no flipping way you have to you have to time this you have to time it you have to time it you have to time it because you can't hit the no [Music] no no no no honestly that this is doable this is very very doable we've we've seen the ending guys we did it once we can do it again as as gut clenching as that was [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] okay okay [Music] [Music] okay this is different the wind is going the complete wrong way from what i'm used to metamucil [Music] one two three four five [Applause] i forgot about the wind i forgot about the wind i forgot about the most important thing about this level is the wind and i forgot dude that was the most important thing about this level [Music] and i forgot about it all right come on bro [Music] time this right as soon as this win stops we go this is what we want this is the timing this is the timing that i'm used to it's got me to the top [Music] fingerling potatoes [Music] okay plenty of time plenty of time plenty of time plenty of time [Music] not plenty of time but enough time i should say enough time [Music] we have enough time [Music] not when i do that though oh my gosh [Music] [Music] now it's over now it's flipping over uh [Music] oh now that is such baloney and cheese sandwich on rye bread on rye bread rye [Music] fudge not brownies are you serious i hate that spring carl why i thought well we have a special all right we got time we got time we got time [Music] but it's gotta be this time it's now or never [Music] [Music] um [Music] dude this part right here used to be so easy [Music] uh uh [Music] [Music] two three four [Music] oh i just want to rip my shirt so bad oh oh we filled it we filled it it was filled 15 minutes bro i can't even rip it i don't have the strength to do it i don't got the strength to do it oh like i don't know if my hands are shaking or not but oh my goodness i was partially torn it was partially [Music] i just wanted a deep v i just wanted a deep v is all i wanted we have proven that it is possible oh my gosh we gotta get world record now i'm just kidding i'm just kidding i'm just kidding i'm just kidding i'm just kidding and with that we say good night good night friends thanks for everything thank you carl for the amazing level and for hanging out take care everyone good night [Music] you

Channel: DGR

Views: 787,217

Keywords: super mario maker 2, mario maker 2, mario maker 2 troll, mario maker, mario maker troll, dgr, dgr mario maker, dgr mario maker 2, dgr troll, trolled, dgr trolled, ryu, ryukahr, ryukahr mario maker, mario maker ryu, mario maker ryukahr, carlsagan troll, troll carlsagan, carlsagan42, carlsagan mario maker, mario maker carlsagan, carlsagan42 troll, impossible level, best troll level, impossible troll, troll levels, mario maker 2 troll levels, carlsagan troll level

Id: K-qP1XyUTwk

Length: 46min 45sec (2805 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 12 2019