CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY WITH NOBBY (Sacha Baron Cohen)

buha he's gone over the top can you make someone pregnant by taking them up the B he's gone below the belt in America woman can vote but horse cannot but now he's going undercover yo what's up W GT and today I'm here with Noby how you doing bro okay obviously we're doing this for the brand new film called Grimsby yeah I thought I'd just change it up change up the interview and uh play some Cards Against Humanity who are you no I'm I'm KSI you the YouTuber k k KSI KSI is that uh is that a Welsh name no no it's it's actually just it's it's like a Halo Clan it's it's a long story you a member of the clan no it's Jesus I tell you what that's bloody original good on you though you know wait a minute you haven't you're not what bloody clam member paying themselves black I'm leaving this I'm not standing for this bloody racism no it's Bloody Disgusting unel I'm leaving let's play the game let's play the game okay so pretty much I have a loot of um it's difficult to smoke and drink at the same time but I'm going to try this is crazy all right um and then I just swallowed my part so it was big night last night so really what' you get on to actually you know what don't on to that we need play the game take off my Char is going to be very clear what I got up to don't hit yourself don't I don't want I don't want to have another bruis [ __ ] in the room was that a shot at me did you shoot at me shoot at you yeah shoot that no no what like what kind of shooting no okay no shoot in here no the film no way stop it we play the game why you look at him I need your help oh these heated scats make you feel like you've pissed yourself let's celebrate responsibly D I'm out of breath yeah well I told you not to smoke at your age you should just be vaping I have sentences you have answers yeah so you pick any any any one of those you need to use it for this so all right listen listen all why am I sticky well I don't know you need to have a shower before you come in it I mean seriously it's bloody no you need a PR side why am I sticky growing a pear I tell you what to be fair there might be one slight problem with this okay I can't read but I can feel it I can tell you what it looks like shapes and numbers numbers up to seven easy do you want to just wing it yeah so wing it you don't need a pick from the card all right I'll wing it just whatever comes to mind but before I kill you Mr Bond I must show you just call me Mr blonde not Mr Bond James I'm James Bond that's I play the other block I play his brother okay another one another one okay why what will always get you laid concealing an erection that's what it says here concealing an erection I don't the oh now in Texas you don't need to conceal your erection you can what are you on about what am I on about in Texas they just changed the law it's non-c concealing policy now you don't need to conceal your erection is that is that is that real yeah that's real look it up on the on ytube look up on ytube if you look on ytube ytube youing why are you saying it like that ytu what is that www ytube where you have all the videos where you look at all the videos YouTube that's exactly what I said YouTube you look up on YouTube about Texas all the uh you y a romantic C candle lit dinner would be incomplete without Spaniard Spaniard spani a romantic C I guess I guess the Spaniard are quite romantic what you trying to say have you ever what did you get what Madrid did you ever what no no list I don't mind whatever no okay whatever you need I drink to forget yeah what what do you drink I drink spaghet you that's it you that makes you thirsty you're going to drink free mini bar I'm in a hotel they put me in a hotel I said what the how much how much for this complimentary on the house you so it's just free so you just complimentary on the house so I'm like one of those animals that goes out at night if it sees food it eats it cuz it doesn't know when the next time it's going to have it okay I've consumed okay here's a good one how did I lose my virginity was it with not a bloody family member oh I'm asking you how do I know when you bloody lost your virginity I mean I'm not there how how old are you I'm 22 so what you think I'm hanging around young Lads while they lose their virginity how dare you how dare you I've got children of my own and grandchildren wait what wait how do you I'm 38 got nine kids and two grandchildren nine kids I've got Skeletor tsunami Gangam Style I've got Mr Potato Head Spider-Man and I've got Spider-Man too then I've got uh I got two girls Stella and Arta and I've got Al and kada good blocks you know what I'm slowly slightly dying here um all worry have a drink no have a bloody drink no you know what you under 18 I no I said I'm 22 but I know I'm just I'm just trying not to drink as much and I don't know where your mouth has been the be pissed get [Music] up so well I know exactly where my mouth's been I tell you where it was my girlfriend right I went to the pub with her last night name's dnie we went out for a romantic meal yeah and it's a loan Indian okay I came home gave her a little surprise it's this new type of sexual sex act called Cory Lingus yeah what Cory lingers I have no I yeah you you put the the Cy and you know she was all fine until I used the pwar N until wait what surely not in her all cleaned out we've got a pday wait bday we got a pday and you put you pour in the I'm not telling you what I did I I've got a video I show you wait what I've got a video no way I don't you know what no let's not you don't like no I just I'm not feeling watched two girls on cup you watch two girls on cup yeah this is two kebabs one lady okay um you know what let's let's end this all right I think we're done all right KRS you son of a no has been an absolute pleasure what the magic that pellet was filled with Toxin and I'll be dead in 90 seconds if you don't suck it out you can suck it you can let me die okay what would you like written on your graveston suck it and in what font would you like that [Music] when I the we really want to know is you

Channel: KSI

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Length: 8min 34sec (514 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 24 2016