Can You Beat Resident Evil 5 Without Taking Damage?

hello friends today i tried beating resident evil 5 without taking any damage and you wouldn't believe the absolute heartache and agony i went through during this challenge what this means is i have to get through all of resident evil 5 without taking even a smidgen of damage this is easier said than done though because literally everything is dangerous phases be careful there could be snakes well how about chickens holy [ __ ] the rules are really simple anytime i take damage i have to restart the checkpoint and chev's health doesn't count towards this because she's completely let's just say special by the way if you haven't noticed i make like one video a year maybe two if i'm feeling really crazy subscribe to me and click that bell so you don't miss my annual video it's completely free and will remind you in seven years when my next video will be going up all right so i chose the hardest difficulty available as usual and began my journey [Music] wait this isn't resident evil 4 it was a warm summer's day biceps were gleaming these african guys were beaming and sexual harassment was ripe in the air you don't have to get touchy sheva and i were tasked with finding a man named irving the worst gaming villain in history it was kind of freaky walking around this random neighborhood you know being an outsider and all i felt like everyone was watching me i tried asserting my dominance over these poor souls but something became immediately clear to me these people were goddamn psychopaths so i uninserted my dominance and peeled out of there freeze i'm just a realist it's a capitalist society not everyone is cut out for that kind of constant pressure sure there are opportunities to be had but at what price you gain someone else loses that's the great thing about us americans we're all different [Music] [Applause] chev and i met her boy grabbed our guns and made our way to our first enemy and let's just say i regret walking in on what we walked in on you're gay you're he's gay my man took that like a champ unfortunately this guy wanted to manhandle and abuse me so shivan i quickly took care of the lad i threw my body through the nearest window to show shiva how masculine i was and that's when we got jumped my god leave it to sheva to shoot her last few bullets at an infinite horde of enemies have i ever told you guys how much i hate her we ran through an underground passage i shot some innocent rats for their gold doubloons and we arrived just in time to find our friend getting decapitated that that right there that terrified me i didn't want to have to go through the horde of mageni at such a low level but too bad for me because it was inevitable so i put my fear aside barricaded the doors and windows and prayed for a quick death now again we're good as long as i don't take damage i'm not responsible for sheva and she's so goddamn stupid that no matter what i do she'll always find a way to get slapped around so after beating up a few of the boys and waiting for big chunks to bust through the gate we were pretty well home free i looted a bit bullied the locals a bit and made my way to the tallest room in the tallest tower this is a perfect spot to hide because big chungus can't make his way up there and only a very small amount of enemies seemed to climb up there and 30 seconds later it was over that was friggin easy huh sheva we continued on our adventure when we came across a random woman in an alleyway i immediately took my opportunity to falcon punch that frail woman and then turned her head to spaghetti shiva and i completely bullied defense hopper bullied some more innocent bystanders and came across a chicken alpha team was the opposite of alive and all we could do was get out of there but unluckily for us we were ambushed by a whatever that thing is thank goodness we were conveniently next to a crematorium this guy was pretty easy to defeat just trap him in the oven pull the trigger and watch him cook like a juicy thanksgiving dinner you know it was getting real sickening having to watch over sheva like a goddamn toddler when i wasn't taking her guns or ordering her around she'd be throwing herself into horrible situations to get herself killed oh wow there's a horde of demon dogs running around down there cheva's on her way wait is that a tripwire why crawl under it when you can run straight through it disappointment wasn't a strong enough word for what sheva was after spending 30 minutes trying to get through the shirtless man's gauntlet chev and i took out some sewer dogs took care of some flying demons and after fighting some genius with her helicopter bro i came across my favorite weapon in the entire game the bolt action rifle this bad boy right here could fit 47 goddamn rounds in the five round magazine and it was always a headshot insta kill this was my bread and butter the thing that allowed me to roll in the dough like a goddamn leprechaun on st patrick's day from here it was smooth sailing until we got to the chainsaw guy this guy looks like he eats three bread crumbs a day but don't let that fool you he packs some grade a beef my boys you want to hear what i really love about having shiva as a partner i can be doing my absolute best be avoiding the enemies doing a real stand-up job and then here comes shovel like the crackhead she is trudging along like a turtle and then finally deciding huh i've lived enough for this life come on i actually prefer ashley desheva at least ashley can actually listen to instructions so yes after multiple multiple multiple attempts we were finally able to get through this christ carrying a baby through a war zone would have been easier next on our list for happy fun time places was the spooky dark minds shiva did pretty all right here she listened to every command held the light perfectly almost the entire way and let me handle things the way they needed to be handled but most importantly shiva felt useful for the first time in a long time she was happy and so was i you know what shiva maybe you're not so bad after all we finally caught up to irving made awkward eye contact for way too long and he eventually got saved by scuffed batman here i thought the challenge was over with a gatling gun firing at us from the south crossbow guys in the east and dynamite guys around every corner this was it just kidding i got past this section my first try maybe it was easy the bolt action rifle is just too good here we came to the bat this little cutie was a handful now from here on out as i'm sure you've noticed i kept ammo away from sheva at all times not only was she a danger to me but she was also a danger to herself she had no concept of saving ammo and was better off running in circles doing nothing and guess what even when shevo was being completely useless she still proceeded to blow by my disappointment expectations let's say at the start of the fight sheva started at a zero out of a hundred for usefulness very quickly i could totally count on her reaching far into the negatives i mean i can't make this stuff up you see these mines i'm holding shiva can't use them only i can the way you use these mines is to place them on the ground and then hope that an enemy will step on them i mean pretty typical right well guess what as i placed the mines sheva began picking them up what the [ __ ] breathe dante just breathe so what i did to defeat mr bat was pray that dobby the dumb elf didn't mess with my minds get the bat to fall onto them and then shoot him in the milkers with my rifle after a few rounds of this he was completely defeated then we come to the car chase now listen you can say i fail the challenge here okay i know there's that one soyboy in the audience with his glasses and his little sippy cup sitting there like oh you took damage dante worst youtuber ever dislike unsub but listen i didn't take actual health damage here okay i didn't have to use any herbs after the fact and even so they make this part completely impossible to avoid damage on on single player at least i have a theory that it is possible to avoid damage using two players but i really didn't feel like testing that either way i don't count this but if you do feel free to earn this gold star good job okay so el thick boy is down and here we are still chasing the underminer the jungle people weren't any harder than the africans just a little elbow grease some hard work and determination and we were slowly getting through the trials that's when we made it to chicken island and imagine my surprise when a random chicken smashed into my balls at the speed of light losing me a good five percent of my health are you kidding me did i just get beat by a chicken a chicken just sent the most powerful man in the bsa to bed without supper we finally got all pieces to the puzzle door i used the rocket launcher i found on the boat on some shirtless men and shiva surprisingly didn't get destroyed by the floor spike trap impressive you know what take a second here and just appreciate that i've gotten halfway through a challenge without failing it just let that sink in is this actually gonna be possible let's find out after a bit more jungle adventuring my partner and i came across my worst nightmare not one but two chainsaw guys golly and not only that but they loved to stick around shiva and ruin all of my progress i swear this part of the game was giving me the biggest brain aneurysm of my life i could dodge these guys easy as always it was my little sidekick that got in the way and ruined everything for me luckily after about half an hour i was finally able to figure out a solution to our little problem and we were on our way to meet josh he informed us that he was an epic gamer and that he could decode the elevator as long as we protected him alright seemed fair i guess this part wasn't overly bad i mean josh died at one point and it looked kind of funny but other than that this part was a walk in the park that's when we came across irving again and this time he was going down you know what i like about sheva the fact that she'll selflessly sacrifice her life just to grab an herb i mean a gatling gun may be mowing down anything in sight and some would say it would be a stupid idea to grab an herb at such an inappropriate time but not sheva no she's special that way she's the bravest of us all also i gave this guy a knuckle sandwich and i'm so confused on what happened shortly after this we finally caught up to irving irving decided he'd be happier living as an octopus and so he simply became an octopus i think we all have something to learn here can i say something controversial here sheva was actually more useful here than me i mean in my defense she's only useful with infinite weapons but still she made me proud and i was happy to call her my partner uh you know this kind of reminds me of when i was born yeah there's me that's my doctor and that's my mom josh dropped us off at the caves and oh boy this part of the adventure was a lot of fun [Music] yeah the whole temple area is pretty self-explanatory it's just the same trash over and over again shoot spider shoot enemy with rifle heal dumb sheva you get the point i wish i could have gone through this challenge without sheva taking damage as well but trust me no man should ever have to go through that and here we are the part i never wanted to tackle why because this part forces you to run away like a complete pansy so today i said no no more running wait that was it okay i didn't know you could move so fast come on okay and i found ourselves in an even darker spookier cave with nowhere left to go luckily this cave had two extremely easy to find pull chains on either sides of the wall wow resident evil 5 truly is a game remembered for its puzzles i can feel my iq increasing already so here we get our first peak of wesker and he's looking as chipper as ever my man's standing here like he's ready to go to the middle school dance i'm skipping the rest of the temple section because it's pretty boring okay so here's my point of view right chavini and i are in the deep dark caves when we come across a lab woohoo right civilization oh that's what i thought until i opened the door to see this go go go roger apparently she was as scared as i was so we continued through the abandoned lab i executed some poor lab rats shot some goats on the butt and here we came across the rare naked mole rats only a few of them are left in existence this part wasn't too bad we just lured them away and then ran for our damn lives we thought we had made it home free but imagine my surprise when i found out that we had just gotten ourselves into more danger oh really einstein you think i only shattered every goddamn window in a 50 mile radius pause so let me explain my plan here now i thought i was smart here kill them all before they even know you're there was my brilliant idea but guess what these filthy naked mole rats are infinite so no matter how many boulders i've punched in the past or how many dance recitals i've gone through in my life i just wasn't prepared for this we ran i still had to use some grenades to fend them off while we waited for the elevator but that was about it the u8 was really easy some shots to the elbow a kneecap nevo cap and three grenades down the throat was enough to take him down and don't get me wrong boys anytime the enemies were shooting at me it was a tough time but unlike resident evil 4 in this game we can take cover and yes i know we can take cover here shut up so it was simply a matter of knocking these boys out one at a time until there was no one left also flash grenades do a teeny tiny bit of damage did you know that because i didn't it's actually possible to die from just flash grenades so yeah imagine the fun i had trying to dodge bullets and flash grenades [Music] i see why wesker wears sunglasses now he's a smart lad oh hell no fighting the url burrows why was it a loss this man was insane anytime i'd get close to him he'd slap me around like i was nothing attempt after attempt after attempt and i was getting nowhere and stupid sheva was just standing there with her cute little stun rod mocking me really though i couldn't seem to get close enough to the guy with the flamethrower without him smacking me so that's when the idea came to me why use someone important when you can use someone expendable oh my god you did it you've proven your worth i'm sorry i ever said anything mean to you partners side note the big black machine gun guys were pretty easy to handle with my fully upgraded bolt action rifle i just spammed shooting them in the face until they were dead it was the equivalent of throwing dirt in someone's eyes to win a battle but i'm alive and he's not stolen the end who cares well friends it's been a long journey and we've gotten this far without taking damage but it's not over quite yet introducing the dream team i was faced with my worst nightmare fighting jill valentine come on please guys you still have plenty of time to let me in it's too late poor chris i'll never forget you buddy sure she locked me out of the mansion all those years ago and i was forced to crawl my way back to civilization after tearing those dogs apart but she was still family i don't want to hurt you [Music] i don't want to hurt you [Music] seven minutes later it was up to us to fight jill alone so i got her alone in an alley snuck up behind her and gave her a little taste of my sneak attack oh jesus christ oh my god chris what are you doing oh you pervert good for you jill i see you've been taking your woman self-defense classes so we saved jill defeated the ship defeated xela and here we were at the final fight with wesker okay i know i speed around the last section of the game but this video is getting way too long and funnily enough this is where i'd like to end the challenge on literally the last fight of the game yes really this challenge isn't possible to do without taking damage we've made it this far just to fail why one simple reason when defeating wesker you have to jump onto his back so that shiva can knife him to submission and during this time you take damage i made it this far got through 20 hours of grueling gameplay for this or so i thought i didn't know this but you can actually defeat wesker normally here hands free am i the only one who didn't know this because i feel dumb so yes we defeated wesker hands-free blew him up in the volcano and flew off into the sunset so can you beat resident evil 5 without taking damage surprisingly yes if you don't count the car chase at least so uh cool i didn't expect that challenge completed if you enjoy watching gaming challenges subscribe to me because i make new gaming videos every single week and make sure to click that bell if you don't click that bell you pretty well aren't subscribed to me so make sure you click that bell thanks for 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Length: 17min 42sec (1062 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 24 2021