Can Mr. Cuddles, the Evil Octopus FOOL Penn and Teller???

foreign and I'm one of Penn's least favorite things of ventriloquist I came to fool us last time with two rather recognizable assistants well you're a lousy impersonator together we not only fooled Penn and Teller those puppies are actually now on display at the world's only ventriloquist Museum how's that pen I don't think burning back there creating life-like puppets is the result of years of work and study some people are scared of Puppets which is silly right they're just puppets I will admit it may sound crazy sometimes I have nightmares about my puppets coming to life my latest puppets is my greatest creation yet Ben you think you hate puppets now just wait [Applause] things are gonna get weird we're about to hand the stage over to Mr Cuddles hello humans my name is Mr Cuddles the evil octopus and I'm here today on fool us to win the money tell you what I'm gonna do with it I'm gonna use it to rule the world [Music] as United against I love to perform lobotomies as such I've learned a lot of secrets about the human brain for example did you know that the average human brain is delicious on toast also did you know that the human brain is very easy to control and manipulate just ask Mark Zuckerberg I need a human test subject [Music] you the girl who never changes her outfit what's your name Allison Al Allison Allison ugh I'll never remember that can I call you something easier how about uh human test subject 6v778 all right let's go with that human test subject 6B 778 please step forward I'm now going to take control of your brain [Music] dead people sucks me I have a large collection of trophies thrown past human victims that did not follow directions I'm now going to implant a thought into your mind human test subject 6778 grab onto my tentacles all of them sure and look into my eyes concentrate allow my thoughts to become your thoughts do not resist comply and no harm will come to you now don't worry uh you're safe the neurotoxin from holding onto my tentacles won't cause full body paralysis for another couple of hours all right you can let go what I want you to do now and grab one sock let's grab one suck that's the one you want it worked I and Mr Cuddles the evil octopus was successfully able to implant the thought into your mind that suck and up through that earlier today I had planted the same thought into my dim-worded assistance mind quite literally let's check it out shall we you might help out there's a little bit of the bandage hanging off just give a little pull okay open it up like Christmas boy there you go don't worry feels pain but I had his voice box oh there you go now reach in and grab what's inside oh don't worry he's had his shots okay it matches [Music] where's my prize money I think you're on the wrong show hi is your plan to take over the world well that's the goal you know with my five year plan world domination oh I see and what will you do with it when it's yours I think the first thing I will do is make make keys illegal oh really are you lactose intolerant no not to tell you what to do but shouldn't you start with like calamari first uh that's a good idea are you a third job I could use a sidekick you think I'm your girl well think about it okay Mr Cuddles let's go to of the boys hello boys hello Mr Cuddles you know when we first saw you come out we were kind of hoping for some sleight of tentacle but we didn't get to see that but I want to say that your puppetry is excellent you run that you run that human beautifully you know that lobotomized human next to you moves in almost a lifelike way Mr Cuddles it's a really nice job on that thank you and you have a wonderful look we've never had anyone on on full lesson looks quite like you Mr Cuddles well they say they broke the mold yeah I guess I suppose they did do you have a lot of those dead people's socks from doing the lobotomies I have quite a few bags of them so you fill up a bag and then you change bags you got that bag of dead people's socks when it fills up you change it for another uh how many bags you have you know I got uh just the one back there okay but they're filling up they're filling up yeah well Mr Cuddles you did a great job especially your puppetry but I don't think that you fooled us can I get a ticket to the buffet yeah I got you covered on that thank you well Mr Cuddles it doesn't look like you fooled them well darn it thank you

Channel: Mr. Cuddles The Evil Octopus

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Length: 7min 2sec (422 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 04 2023