STEVE: FOCUS FOR ME. TAKE YOUR TIME. ALL RIGHT, YOU READY? ANDRE: I'M READY. STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN: NAME SOMETHING YOUR WIFE MIGHT BE BETTER AT IF SHE TOOK LESSONS. ANDRE: SEX. STEVE: HOW LONG--OH, GOD. [LAUGHTER] HOW LONG SHOULD A TIME-OUT BE FOR A NAUGHTY CHILD? ANDRE: 2 MINUTES. STEVE: NAME SOMEONE WHO'S THE MOST CRITICAL OF YOUR APPEARANCE. ANDRE: SPOUSE. STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK: TREASURE BLANK. ANDRE: ISLAND. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING THAT YOU NEED TO CHANGE A FLAT TIRE. ANDRE: A JACK. STEVE: COME ON, MAN. LET'S TRY TO WIN THIS MONEY NOW. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN... [LAUGHTER] NAME SOMETHING YOUR WIFE MIGHT BE BETTER AT IF SHE TOOK LESSONS. OH, MY GOSH! HEY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WAS THINKIN'. YOU SAID... IS YOUR WIFE HERE? ANDRE: NO, SHE'S NOT HERE. WE WENT OVER THIS. WE WENT OVER THIS BEFORE. [LAUGHTER] WE GOOD. WE GOOD. [LAUGHTER] WE TALK ABOUT A GAME SHOW, AND THERE COULD BE SOME ANSWERS THAT MAY NOT BE IN THE FAVOR OF YOU. THAT'S NOT HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU. I'M TRYING TO WIN $20,000. STEVE: YEAH, YOU THINK THIS THE BEST WAY TO WIN THIS $20,000? [LAUGHTER] GWENDOLYN: IT'S UP THERE. ANDRE: IT'S UP THERE. [LAUGHTER] IT'S NOT MY WIFE. THOSE MEN WIFE, NOT MINE. THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID. I DIDN'T SAY IT. STEVE: THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID. ANDRE: THEY SAID. THEY. STEVE: YOU AIN'T SAYIN'. ANDRE: THAT'S RIGHT. STEVE: THAT AIN'T YOUR ANSWER. ANDRE: THAT'S THEIR ANSWER. STEVE: THAT'S THEY ANSWER. ANDRE: I'M SPEAKIN' FOR THEM 'CAUSE WE GOOD. STEVE: YOU'RE SPEAKIN' FOR THEM 'CAUSE WE GOOD. ANDRE: WE GOOD OVER HERE. STEVE: COME ON, MAN, LET'S HUG IT UP. COME ON, LET'S GO. ANDRE: HA HA HA! STEVE: COME ON, MAN. HANG IN THERE, BABY. IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING YOU COULD HAVE SAID. COME ON, 'DRE, LET'S GO. MAN, I HOPE YOU GOT A BUNCH OF POINTS. [LAUGHTER] SURVEY SAID... [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW... ANDRE: IT'S ALL RIGHT. STEVE: IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, BABY. ANDRE: YEAH, WE CAN RECOVER. STEVE: YEAH, YOU CAN RECOVER. HOW LONG SHOULD A TIME-OUT BE FOR A NAUGHTY CHILD? YOU SAID... 2 MINUTES. GEEZ. SURVEY SAID... NAME SOMEONE WHO'S THE MOST CRITICAL OF YOUR APPEARANCE. YOU SAID... YOUR SPOUSE. AND AFTER THAT FIRST ANSWER... [LAUGHTER] EVERYTHING YOU PUT ON GONNA SUCK. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU WEAR. "YOU'RE GONNA WEAR THAT WITH YOUR UGLY LOOKIN' SELF?" YEAH. THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. HANG IN THERE, MAN. SURVEY SAID... FILL IN THE BLANK: TREASURE BLANK. YOU SAID... TREASURE ISLAND. SURVEY SAID... OH, BOY! NAME SOMETHING YOU NEED TO CHANGE A FLAT TIRE. YOU SAID... JACK. SURVEY SAID... HO! [LAUGHTER] 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. [LAUGHTER] NOT GOIN' THROUGH THIS WITH YOU NO MORE. [LAUGHTER] ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND EVERYBODY EXCEPT HER OF ANDRE'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN: NAME SOMETHING YOUR WIFE MIGHT BE BETTER AT IF SHE TOOK LESSONS. GWENDOLYN: COOKING. STEVE: HOW LONG SHOULD A TIME-OUT BE FOR A NAUGHTY CHILD? GWENDOLYN: 10...SECONDS. STEVE: NAME SOMEONE WHO IS THE MOST CRITICAL OF YOUR APPEARANCE. GWENDOLYN: IN-LAWS. STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK: TREASURE BLANK. GWENDOLYN: ISLAND. [BUZZ BUZZ] STEVE: TRY AGAIN. GWENDOLYN: CHEST. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING THAT YOU NEED TO CHANGE A FLAT TIRE. GWENDOLYN: ANOTHER TIRE. STEVE: COME ON, GIRL. COME ON, GWEN. GWENDOLYN: OH! YES! ANDRE: WE GOT THIS. WE GOT IT. STEVE: WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN: NAME SOMETHING YOUR WIFE MIGHT BE BETTER AT IF SHE TOOK LESSONS. STUPID ANDRE SAYS SEX. [LAUGHTER] GWENDOLYN: HIS WIFE IS GOING TO GET HIM. STEVE: MM-HMM. BUT YOU SAID... COOKING. SURVEY SAID... GWENDOLYN: WHOO! ANDRE: LET'S GO. STEVE: COOKING WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. HOW LONG SHOULD A TIME-OUT BE FOR A NAUGHTY CHILD? YOU SAID... 10 SECONDS. [LAUGHTER] GWENDOLYN: SOMEBODY SAID IT. STEVE: SOMEBODY SAID IT? NO, BABY. AIN'T NOBODY SAID 10 SECONDS. [LAUGHTER] SURVEY SAID... [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW... STEVE: 10 MINUTES AND 5 MINUTES TIED FOR THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE STILL GOT--COME ON, BABY. WE GOT-- GWENDOLYN: WE GOT IT. STEVE: 36. 36 AWAY. NAME SOMEONE WHO'S THE MOST CRITICAL OF YOUR APPEARANCE. YOU SAID... YOUR IN-LAWS. SURVEY SAID... [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW... STEVE: MYSELF. MYSELF IS NUMBER ONE. FILL IN THE BLANK: TREASURE BLANK. YOU SAID... TREASURE CHEST. SURVEY SAID... GWENDOLYN: AAH! OHH! ANDRE: WE GOT TO GET THIS MONEY! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! STEVE: TREASURE ISLAND-- ANDRE: IT'S UP THERE! STEVE: WAS NUMBER ONE. GWENDOLYN: COME ON-- STEVE: WE NEED 1-- ANDRE: 1 POINT. STEVE: POINT. NAME SOMETHING YOU NEED TO CHANGE A FLAT TIRE. YOU SAID...ANOTHER TIRE. PLEASE, JESUS, 2 PEOPLE. ANDRE: YOU GO, GIRL. STEVE: SURVEY SAID... BOOM. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] JACK. JACK WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WELL, THEY GOT A 2-DAY TOTAL 20,675 BUCKS, AND THEY'RE COMIN' RIGHT BACK ON "FAMILY FEUD." I'M STEVE HARVEY. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS.
