Calling Your Son an Asshole - Ron Funches

hi guys how much fun is this I'm pretty happy been happy in general my son just turned 10 years old thank you it's been a pleasure watching him grow up from a little bitty baby into a ten-year-old Zico Hey and you can chart his descent into madness by how he's changed his stance on pinata when he was a toddler he was terrified of pinata and it was my job to vanquish them now he treats a pinata like he's a mob boss from New Jersey and Optimus Prime owes him several thousand dollar [Applause] he works it across the knees for a little bit takes a break so he can kiss his mother and pay some respect then he bashes in the skull and I take pictures and post it on my Facebook so my son is 10 which is wonderful he has autism which can be difficult he's also a huge [ __ ] [Applause] [Applause] some people don't like it when I call my ten-year-old disabled child an [ __ ] to which I always respond if you only use 30 words in your three favorite or more pancakes [ __ ] [Applause] actually that's pretty cool I didn't know how to describe raising a child with autism until I went to a festival recently and it became clear to me taking care of this child is like taking care of your very best friend after they've done way too many shrooms while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrimp [Applause] I'm not confident about all the decisions I'm making but I know you should not be eating a mousepad right now having a son made me want to get a better job and be more responsible and I had a good job before he was born I worked in tax services which is a lot of fun and not if you're preparing the taxes but if you're the guy dresses the Statue of Liberty popping it lock [Applause] [Applause] it's pretty cool it made me feel like a black superhero that's all me dresses Lady Liberty dancing to one nation under a groove has to be a skinheads version of the apocalypse I enjoy marijuana a little bit I don't know if you could tell by that giggle but it has so many uses when I have some I write pretty awesome jokes when I run out I write pretty awesome poetry I'd like to share one I'll need no new friends that one's called just my thoughts you

Channel: Comedy Central Stand-Up

Views: 1,421,505

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Id: UPKCJugJ6vA

Length: 6min 6sec (366 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 11 2019