BUZZFEED IS WATCHING ME

I was on BuzzFeed today I went to their quizzes section they literally have a quiz for everything choose the perfect dog and will tell you your dream job order some in and out and we'll reveal the age of your soul this is some pretty deep stuff go candle shopping and we'll tell you when you'll finally get rich like I don't get it how do they know everything let's see how much they know about my life let's do some of the trending quizzes picking out fat hot topic and will guess how old you are I'm really curious to know how accurate this is pick a t-shirt let me pick a shirt of a band I've never listened to I like this shirt because it's like acid-washed but I've never listened to the misfits but it's like I haven't really listened to any of the other bands except blink-182 but I don't really like them don't come at me I'm gonna go with the misfits shirt just cuz it looks cool and I would wear it inside-out or backward pick some pants oh okay I used to wear these pants at school I'm not even kidding you middle school in high school oh no wonder you're gonna make fun of a no guys liked you because I used to wear the trip pants I thought they were hella cool like the belts on the back how like you'd attach them and they'd cross like that and I had like the really baggy ones you know that like goth people wear but right now I would probably wear either these are these I mean these look pretty cool I would I would wear these they look pretty nice I would wear these select some shoes oh I love me some combat boots geek i'ma wear some shoes that say geek to let everybody know I'm a geek but I'm not actually a geek choose an accessory kind I want to start shopping at Hot Topic again not gonna lie I kind of like this stuff from Hot Topic you know got a shop there with my man creeper yeah okay I would probably wear this well I mean I wear on my neck I never seem like a choker thing for your wrists but I don't want the rest of them getting any body jewelry heck yes heck no heck no I guess I mean I don't really have much piercings I mean I have the ones in the picture there's like two of them on my ear but otherwise like no how about hair dye again no only if it's a normal color um no I wouldn't get a hair dye from Hot Topic you got 25 you may not be a teenager anymore but you're still hip right at least you're cool enough to buy black eyeliner from Sephora nowadays how do they know who I am yo I'm 24 but I turned 25 this year but holy [ __ ] oh my god the first test I take and it is a hundred percent accurate I mean I even go by black eyeliner from Sephora it's like I'm gonna dull I am shook I am legit shook right now let's see how accurate another one is because I'm kind of scared next one pick six of your favorite foods and will guess your Starbucks order if this can guess my Starbucks order I'm calling FBI because there's Illuminati involved or something okay six of your guilty pleasure meals for dinner tacos even though I don't like these this isn't our real taco Oh pick your favorite dessert Oh oh I'm stuck between brownies ice cream and cookies I'll go cookies pick your favorite candy I'm not really crazy about candy I like lollipops lollipops are good also M&Ms lollipop pick your favorite breakfast bagel or rainbow bagel I'm gonna have oh my god everything looks so good everything yeah I like everything Angus bacon bagel waffle okay I like waffles there's no way it's gonna guess my order no way no way in hell it's just not snack cookies fruit chips pretzels smoothies and vegetables I literally have everything as a snack I'm gonna say fruit cuz it's like I'll have like a fruit and cheese platter thing as a snack but I also have cookies and sometimes pretzels and sometimes chips your favorite dinner noodles and veggies burrito fish oh oh my god I'm hungry right now and all these sounds so good I like sushi I've been eating a lot of fish but I like chicken on one side so if I had to pick every day or what I also like spaghetti I don't have some okay chicken with side I could have something like right now a pop-up in front of me I would have that but I would also really like a lot of I would eat all of these right now you got hot chocolate okay something I have never ordered from Starbucks oh it got that wrong I always order green tea trying to unsweetened doesn't like my girl to drink that BuzzFeed doesn't know anything about me build a questionable outfit from your past and will reveal what kind of teen you were oh my god I want all of these step this I didn't wear a dress over jeans who does I actually wore these several times a wrap cardigan now I thought they were hella sexy pick some bottoms sweatpants everyday black skinnies with heaps of chains I actually wore these in middle school and high school so I'm a pick that pick a pair of shoes oh my god I used to wear DC skaters I know leave me alone legit though I I had black and pink ones and then DC shoes were the only shoes I would ever wear I also like the wedge flip-flops but I'm gonna go with DC sneakers cause like I was like I wanna be skater punk rock kid pick an accessory belt things that do nothing colored sunglasses i'ma go the colored sunglasses or the belts I don't really wear a bunch of wristbands my friends did but I'm gonna have to go with the color sunglasses pick a makeup look my makeup was awful thin ass brows that's what I did I also did the blue eye shadow but mostly thin ass brows you got mean girl what really you could have been likened to any figure in pop culture you probably would have been the Regina George of your school what hell no I was the kid that Regina George would like pick on and make fun of it how did I end up getting this okay these are starting to be very inaccurate the first was definitely a fluke okay I'm gonna give it a couple more chances create a sample platter and we'll guess your agent height oho let's see if you can do that huh Mazzarella sticks are onion rings I like me some mozzarella sticks I wish I could eat them but I have to make something I think I should probably make them tonight oh you can go with neither I would pick neither because I'm an adult and mozzarella sticks are for kids chicken strips are chicken wings oh it really defends all way both I love both both or do they so or artichoke dip let me guess artichoke dip is for the adults I'd only like either so I'm gonna go neither hey Sidhu what our potato skins I love me some kisses viola I love kisses yes so much you have no idea I like saying kiss a little bit and say words in my own way sometimes sometimes you guys make fun of me fried pickles or fried green beans I have never had either so I'm gonna go with neither pretzel sticks are jalapeno poppers pretzel sticks I don't like jalapenos too spicy I can't handle spicy oh you've got 23 years old and five nine oh wait I'm 24 right it's pretty close it's close enough I got five nine you're I'm hella tall I mean they Carol II guess it if you're a girl or a guy because it's like guys are so much taller and girls are it shoulda made you pick your gender first oh my god no you can't you can't make people pick their gender anymore you know what happens then oh I'm so dizzy after you getting triggered build a [ __ ] pizza and we'll give you a [ __ ] compliment Wow okay BuzzFeed there's somebody's somebody's having a bad day when they're making this quiz so do you want some [ __ ] pizza fine what the [ __ ] do you want thin crust they crush deep dish stuffed crust I want a thick crust because I can't have thick crust because most gluten-free pizzas are not a thick crust they're thin crust so I'm gonna have a thick crust because I don't usually get that choose a sauce barbecue sauce or pesto or barbecue pizza is my favorite pick our goddamn me a sausage chicken pepper I like me some pepperonis and some chicken choose some other [ __ ] to put on your pizza damn calm down I didn't say anything to you I like mushrooms what you want something else Jesus you're [ __ ] needy pick something okay if you insist how many slices do you want can I not have the whole pizza for okay you got you're a [ __ ] genius seriously you are the sharpest knife in the drawer so sharp you can cut a [ __ ] with your brains people come to you because you know what is up you are a problem solver a go-getter and no bullshitter and most importantly a [ __ ] genius keep being you oh okay okay we got another another quiz accurate thanks BuzzFeed filled your ultimate taco and will tell you if your relationship is doomed okay I'm having a lot of relationship issues right now let me go to BuzzFeed and take this taco test maybe if I build my taco it'll tell me how my relationship is gonna end up okay choose your base a soft corn tortilla mMmmm I want something right now choose your meat I love me some grilled chicken there's no carne asada so I mean I love me some grilled chicken choose your cheese yum yum yum queso fresco and cochis cochise Chia I don't know how to say bye eat it and it tastes good so um I like this I also like queso fresco choose your extra mmm cilantro and yeah I can only pick one okay cilantro I have to have cilantro and then indefinitely cabbage after that choose your Southside sour cream salsa verde or salsa just regular salsa or sour cream or I mean either one is fine you got you'll break up but get back together yo somebody's watching me or something your help how does Busbee know everything your oh my god hit me bones my ankle bones they know I don't feel like they're watching me I feel like somebody's watching me I mean how do they know we all hate breakups but least you can find comfort and knowing the single life won't last forever so y'all come at me like oh you want sausage break up again it's all because of the taco I like I mean if I didn't like that kind of taco baby maybe I would have got a different outcome but it's clearly connected I feel like there's like one person one person that's making these hella accurate tests there's a couple of people making these quizzes in BuzzFeed and there's just one person that's making these hella accurate tests I know they're an Illuminati I know they're watching they're watching everybody they know everything they know what you do at night and in the morning okay I'm kind of creeped out but okay holy [ __ ] anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure to hit that like button de hey and subscribe join the Wolfpack well I love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys [Music]

Channel: SSSniperWolf

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Length: 12min 18sec (738 seconds)

Published: Wed May 03 2017