Briefcase Joe: Eminem Teaches Jimmy Kimmel to Rap

St to lose my sense of hum everything and GL thanks for meeting with me I appreciate it I know you know my goal is to become a rapper and I don't know are you serious yeah I am serious I'm sick of doing the show to be honest with you really sick of it okay well for me what I do in my career is I I like to draw like things from my my past you know what I mean like and think of something that upsets you as a child or something like that like emotional pain yeah like emotional pain like things to you know oh all right um when I was in high school I was a manager of the shoe department at the clothing store and I never really felt appreciated so that could be something that that that's a start that's a start you know you know what the worst thing that happened to me I think as a kid is it was my first day of junior high school and my dad got a new briefcase and so his old briefcase was sitting in the kitchen and my mom said I have a good idea you should put your books in The Briefcase and the first minute of my first day of Junior High School I walked into the school cafeteria and with my briefcase and these big kids screamed at me hey briefcase Joe maybe you could use that as your rap name a briefcase joke you were saying Tak like my weakness and turn it into to a yeah to a strength yeah then you turn your negatives into a positive I like that I can do that I mean you should be writing all these things down honestly man yeah let's put it down on paper with pens I just trying to think of things that rhyme with Joe because it's briefcase Joe and I was thinking like the word like go rhymes with Joe right go like Mo like if somebody's name was Mo right do oh that's good like uh they call me briefcase Joe I got a body made of pizza dough you know wait I got a body made of pizza dough though yeah I got testicles in oh yeah I do have those yeah I have two of them I'm like a esimo I go to Mexico with my vegetable texticles yeah yeah yeah there you go I got a garden hose cuz that's clever because it seems like I have prostitutes living in my garden well no it's good enough it's good enough yeah but you're not a gang though see I am in a gang I am a gang a couple gangs right now reach down deep inside you and like always make your life seem worse than it actually is worse yeah you could take like little truths and just stretch them as far as you can you know what I mean yeah so what I should say maybe is my mother chopped me up and put me inside the briefcase and then mailed me to the school yes exactly like that yes good so I'm in a briefcase like a Hungry Man dinner I was thinner back then that's why I fit in it my mother spit in it and sealed it up and closed it don't lock it Mom uom octom oom yeah yeah no no no she has nothing to do with this actually if it's not good enough I could try to like you if you don't like it it's not that it's not good enough know what I I'm saying it's just that I ain't mad at you okay you know I ain't mad at you I ain't mad at you yeah I ain't mad at you neither good I mean I'm mad at you you know what I'm saying yeah no I feel you you know what I'm saying yeah yeah you know what I'm saying definitely yeah it's like you know what I'm saying maybe something like this maybe you can say something like this yo here I go they call me briefcase Joe I'm flipping and skipping and ripping and dipping I hit him with vom and Ina give him an inema then hit them up right in front of the cinema skin them alive rocking the party as soon as the women arrive then I'mma drive a steak in their heart and squirt lemon in their eyes like something like that you know what I mean like just kind of simple yeah all right so remember just you know kind of rock with it you know just your natural Rhythm just let it let you know Let it Flow Free yeah okay okay good yeah this one's going out to all my homies in Compton you know what I'm saying hey hey do do you know anybody do you know anybody Compton from Compton no no I don't know any yeah you might not want to say that then oh okay all right let me try it again again yo this one's going to all my homies and Sherman Oaks I know people there hang on one second oh try that oh all right little inspiration thank you yeah this is going out to those two jerks from Junior High School who called me brief gate and guess what now it's come to pass that it's turned out to be a good thing for me here I call meef iite my lyrics down for a keep sake yo on the microphone the Beats they go you could be the rapper I'm the DJ yo my lyrics Just erupt like a volcano everywhere I walk when I talk they know I'm flipping and dipping and dripping and ripping I hit him with v and in him and in hit him up right in front of the cin get him alive good see the women arrive I'm driving St hard lemon in their eyes you know what I'm saying they call him call him they call him name is his name isef tles veget going [Music] tox they call they call they call [Music] is prod of you right there ladies and gentlemen briefcase Joe self-title debut right there I love listening to myself I really love it it's crazy yeah you sound good man thank you you got it briefcase Joe is in so big UPS to your briefcase Eminem you are done son goodbye got briefcase Joe hey that's in the water my briefcase hey hey wait up I like it a lot

Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live

Views: 28,859,165

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Id: g1lgUwHyKQQ

Length: 6min 40sec (400 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 04 2009