Breath of the Wild: TRIFORCE COMPILATION (Volume 1)

Huh What could this be? Hmm Ah hah! Okay. Uh... I don't- THINK! AHHH! It’s so complicated! Forget it, I give up! This is too hard! Woah. Say hey there! Young one! Up top. Above you. I'm Sidon! The Zora Prince. And what is your name? ...I love you. Come with me. Sidon. I've decided I'm going to stay with you here in Hyrule. I know, sugar. God dammit Ganon. You can't let me have this moment? Everything isn't about you, Link. I'm here for him. What!? No! You want Zelda. She's all yours. You can keep her. Great, real heroic, Link. I wanted Zelda. But this man has a Shark for a head. And look how big he is. I will not let you take him from me. You don't have a choice, boy. Does this usually take long? Yeah. I've spent most of my life watching these two idiots fight. Wow. Hello. What's up. Hey, where'd they go? Oh Sidon... Do you have a blow hole? No baby that's dolphins. NOOOOOO Oh my god, did you hear Sidon and Zelda are together now? So hot. I know right! Hey. I'm Link! Ew I keep all of you pussies safe... But what about me!? What about Link? Don't I get to be happy? Hey, you girls wanna see my MASTER SWORD? Hey I'm talking to y-- Oh no! What can I do? Whassa matter The weather tomorrow will be terrible. I heard it's going to be sunny? Too bad you wont live to see it! What? I'm eating all your bananas, asshole. MMmmm so delicious and free! Hey m... This won't be the last you hear from the Yiga Clan, BOY! Sidon? Like what you see, Link? Uh, It's you. Come on baby, join us in our sea of love. Are you OK, Link? Sidon? Hey! You wanna help me kill a bunch of people and steal their bananas? You're CRAZY! Hey baby. This is the happiest moment of my life... Yes, we meet again, Link… I'll send you to join Master Kohga What? FOR MASTER KOHGA!! NOOOOOOOOOoooo No! Please! Not the Sword of Sages… AHHHHHGGG! Man... Maybe we should just let him have sex with us? hmm... Or not. Or not.

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Id: t30TvEm3iD4

Length: 7min 47sec (467 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 02 2019

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[u/DeathWar2]

Ok that was different