🎵 WALUIGI VS SMASH BROS BATTLE RAP TRILOGY - REMASTERED 🎵

so i've been sitting in this multi-million dollar mansion that i live in sipping some exquisite wine lives to tell fresh out the kitchen but i've been thinking i ain't satisfied with all the riches things are different i feel a part of me is missing because there is no invitation to the game of beatings this is the ultimate slap in the face i'm anger deeply they call me up if they need a filler that's how they treat me they get a jigglypuff and again but said no luigi they just released it definitely going to go ballistic big mistake i love civilians i lurk in buildings disturbing millions i'll hurt your feelings and curse the children my smirk is chilling they underestimated me from the get up remember they never thought it was a threat when i stepped in mario tennis jump in a sling pod travel speed at the highest level bust through the ground like a giant worm from the tremors just let me chug the rest of my merlot limb up with some typo practice swing with the racket loosening up my elbow time to put them on guess who confronts me first since pac-man so i laughed and whacked her [Music] luigi [Music] you gonna cut [Music] for nothing monkey i tranquilize you just with my shoe incineroar i insist that you sit before you get torched i hate wario i like you but today you get war that's for sure r.o.b i'll be effective when i hit that control or delete even if all of you team i'm down to brawling defeat i never made the list so now i gotta blow off some steam man this is easy easy peasy robin squeeziness was levitating so i leveled them and left them leaking bowser jr bit my ankle like a chihuahua i was about to squash his body till the shadow came over taught me it was his father big bad bowser in the flesh tried to take me out with fire flames coming from his breath i said hell nah you turtle lizard dinosaur [ __ ] gave him a ten punch and stomped on his dinosaur kid you got squishy you'll die dude ken you'll die too stop looking at doctor mario he cannot revive you lucario i'm sorry bro the energy in your orbit hang on did i just get spit on by mario [Music] luigi [Music] see i've been pummeling puny players with punches of purple i'm a violent violet villain who is violent vulgar gloating in all of my greatness in this game i'm a guru while i'm distracted by my ego they be forming a circle i should have known better blindsided by zelda tried to sort it out but then i got a sword to the temple every version of link tried to hurt me permanently then the mob of these damn animations started merging the team getting bombarded with crowbars barbells and arm bars pokemon trainer wanted me to get burned so we chose that charizard ours charred and all scarred by mega man i channeled in on my vengeance and said let's go again jigglypuff thinking he's tough put him to sleep with a kick in the gut little mac who's my punching bag too curry up like bubble gum maybe we train to do push-ups me brother got shook up duck hunk got duck hunted they didn't talk [Music] [ __ ] i'm warming up like a preheating oven cause i've been beating on these tones like i'm good at there's repercussions if you coming at the boy no discussion yo she been laughing all these eggs but they get cooked by the dozen that's over easy she got me slashed then i took out my racket quickly took care of that sound like i couldn't catch that rodent was [ __ ] fast wolf was showing them fangs i punted them in his patch joker let out a laugh whack him right in his mouth fox you were not a star get the gun away from my cab trigger was pulling back i snatched it right out of his hands like fire on rosalina illumina don't let my lanky looking figure deceive you i got that muscle mass i made a shake out of pichu protein 100 grams with those electrolytes i'm buzzing up so now who's next to fight i'm fully charged so you can step up ike yeah we collided in epic fashion the heavens clashing his ragnar was no match for my herculean bracket all lamar saw me pick every single one of his pikmin and then he got his face helmet kicked in king of the crocodiles you ruined no land better going higher turn your ass to a leather bag telekinetic grass by my throat with no oxygen education comes in handy been studying boxing enough for cutting mewtwo his vision was too true palatina was totaled the temple got terminated falco lombardi i'm worried that i'm going to lose lose cloud at me looking at a sky or gray if you put that finishing touch on me i'ma die today roy pulled out the fire blade with a smile on his face told me that his ending here recommended i should pray peach and daisy put the icing on the cave pikachu's about to fry me like a fish fillet more than loosen up but ready to take my life away in clean ready display to shine my [ __ ] brain then i heard to hold away [Music] [Music] every day [Music] me [Music] [Music] so i've been laying on the ground couple seconds unconscious got a bunch of broken bones lots of medical problems i was desperate in the moment so i went with the bombing when it's survival of the fittest you don't have many options just walk it off i ain't done with the bloodshed enough said that left me out the game i'm disgusted the only way to cope is to crush heads but now i gotta be careful cause the damage that i'm on is three hundred i start [ __ ] with dark pits hit em out depart give corn some hard hits king dedede got d demolished villager was planting seeds then the planet is noggin yeah yo i looked into the sky meta knight was overhead tried to swoop in like a hawk and take a swipe right at my neck cat like reflex i've got the upper hand because his backs to me plucked his wings off and turned the [ __ ] into an amputee like oh my god my [ __ ] head almost vanished to look behind me there she is candid loaded by samus well at least you're in the game i don't have [ __ ] her missile got deflected now she's gone like some magic that's it oh it's the captain falcon he tried the flaming kicks and punches they were rapping but i can stick and move martial artist champion the bottom of my shoe put him to sleep just like some ambiance good night but then i got this weird feeling like somebody was watching me twice the hottest thing i'm going with my gut so there's gotta be i turn around and see a little box right beside of me it ain't nothing till a damn snake came right out of it so what you fighting for for my legacy revenge about it my whole life been disrespected so after this [Music] single-handedly handing everyone's ass on a platter pissing on all of my foes like i had a full bladder i'm taking over super smash it's only one thing that matters just felt a tap on my shoulder but hold this ganondorf if he's the demon king then i'm a damn tyrannosaurus pride for the flame punch somehow his aim sucked at the pavement strangled with his cape till all the air left his pair of lungs tell me that is not the person that i see riding dirty dragon style on the backside of a g green and pasta 24 7 rival that's that wanna be dare i say your name i'll go insane and kill you luigi they flew in closer their soul intention is just to roast me breathing fire my facial hair is sizzled and smoking so i provoked them shut my brackets he down his throat put him right in the comatose no sign of any motion luigi looked at me with eyes rather than the devil and one of us would have to die before the war can settle this [ __ ] is monumental luigi took a shroom and then ingested it got jet luigi sports a [ __ ] he grabbed a hold of me strongest grip on me totally slipped through the cracks of his fingers i got lucky like clover leaves dodging hands of a giant stay alive i've been trying time has taken about to consist of luigi's diet i'm in need of a miracle i'm quartered my backs to the wall he's closing in but something's shining right under that corpse it's a star this situation so mythical kicked the body out the way snagged it now i'm invincible luigi lead forward with a look in his eyes his purpose is to eat me alive draw something wide i know right inside but i'm gonna fight yeah and so i burst to do a sternum like some purple mic so what you fighting for my legacy revenge and by pretty much my whole life been disrespected so after this you won't forget i guess you never got the message luigi's armageddon [Music] [Music] me [Music] they took me

Channel: mashed

Views: 8,605,676

Rating: 4.8611188 out of 5

Keywords: waluigi, waluigi rap, waluigi vs smash bros, waluigi vs smash bros 2, waluigi vs smash bros part 2, waluigi vs smash bros 3, waluigi vs smash bros part 3, waluigi rap 1, waluigi rap 2, waluigi rap 3, mashed waluigi, mashed waluigi rap, the cursed cap, super mario bros the cursed cap, cursed cap, cursed cap mashed, waluigi vs smash bros remastered, waluigi vs smash bros all parts, one jump man, luigis lament

Id: ITBXWLpDrSM

Length: 11min 51sec (711 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 08 2020

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[u/edcellwarrior]

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[u/sonicfromdabronx]

the perfect trilogy

[u/Commicommand]

Simply amazing. Put the man in Smash!

[u/[deleted]]

This trilogy is a BLAST! (Pun intended.) I love how awesome and bada$$ Waluigi is in here.

[u/Saucy_Toaster69]

Eminem has been real quiet since this dropped

[u/DudeOfdudesOfdude]

That makes Waluigi be a rambo-like character and i love that!

[u/on_the_nip]

Just passing through...

This is a masterpiece!

[u/EchoTheWorld]

I hope he gets in Smash!

[u/LogiePierogi]

The Wahly Trinity