Breaking Stardew Valley by Farming Crypto Drugs

hello dear i know you're just getting started as a gardener so i want to give you a little tip most crops only grow in one season summer arrives your spring crops will all die out so plan ahead from granny evelyn oh no because if it's like granddad that gave us the farm is granny evelyn just sending us like a word of warning grandpa's farm like [ __ ] hit the fan when he owned that there's a reason it was in disrepair when you found it because of the reason grandpa's no longer with us love granny the strawberries was mentioned that they're going to grow back again and again with grandma evelyn's advice that everything's going to die like won't come to change the month we want to like try get those crops that produce a lot more crops don't we so we don't have to like focus on planting so much and [ __ ] we want to get like higher returns if we can it's kind of ironic talking about this because the whole point in this game is like take each day as you may go at your own pace relax we need to automate our industry we need to make maximum profit and capital grandpa didn't die for this we need to make turnovers genuinely wanted stardew valley a stardust style breaking bad game now i'm pretty sure there's like a few like runner drug cartel video games out there it may not be specifically like the whole sub it's like yay you're having fun i imagine they deal more with like the grim trauma and like crime aspects just looked it up as a cartel tycoon like i'm not surprised yeah this is what gamers want drugs are these the berries [Music] yes they are salmonberry oh okay that's pretty good yeah oh my god this is just about sammy sebby take some of these wild juniper berries i found mr white i don't know if that's safe you can't just pick these out off the bushes here we don't know where they've been there could have been animals like nibbling on them no sebby sebby this is good [ __ ] oh sorry sorry i don't feel so good sebby mr white oh no he's closing for the day oh my god it's six o'clock already okay we've lost a lot of time ah we're gonna have to go quick mr white you now have time left to get the backpack oh sabi shut up the stress and tension isn't helping i have all the time i need i am the one who knocks mr white what does that even mean in this context shut up sammy we're gonna do some late night chopping wood hey mr white what are you doing i thought you had a goal today all you did is just like far extra berries sammy i'm under a lot of stress i can't take this kind of pressure semi i just wanted to mix two how much money did we make no not near okay maybe everything miraculously grows overnight hi miso myself okay come to old old house poke bring coins hat mouse what who's the hat mouse oh no why why did this grow so many just like dandelions and [ __ ] is that what the spring seeds do let's uh take all that i have the quest for catfish oh yeah because if i if i do the catfish quest the cauliflower grew too okay yeah we can we can make enough we can make enough oh we're gonna be loaded today sammy sorry we're gonna go buy a nice dinner tonight sebby we're going to ihop sebby we're going to get pancakes keep two why are you telling me to keep two there's a quest for colle someone else is saying keep three keep all the cauliflower just hoard it all make a throne keep three keep four keep a frozen bag in the freezer it's a good vegetable the price of cauliflower has been increasing man gotta save some it's not a [ __ ] cryptocurrency oh [ __ ] you got some kali coin i'm waiting for that one to go up just spend a hundred grand on green bean tokens if anything that encourages me more to sell now because god almighty crypto's not been great lately every time i look on twitter it's just someone who says like i just see someone i lost my home because like they bought like dogecoin or some [ __ ] and it's like what the what the [ __ ] is going on nf greens don't invest in nf greens sammy sorry i found a new money-making scheme it's a picture of an ape semi and the value only goes up mr white i don't know if that's a good idea no semi semi you don't understand the genius of this investment i'm gonna get it folks coupons for fifty percent off at you off your purchase at jojoba that has to be illegal here no kick him out like he's this is really against the law i don't think you're allowed just walking but i can't match those prices i've been selling a loss i'm taking this back back to pierre maris what the [ __ ] stardew valley has no law as it shouldn't we'll own the market soon got the large pack your inventory space has increased to 24. wait there's another uh i don't eat it right now but p people are worried about the cauliflower growing in time will it will it not it's like it's it's 12 days is it not one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven okay right that that hmm do we go all in on calicoin do we trust the markers all right we're going holland collie cohen mr white what have you done that's all our finance finances sappy you gotta have fate we're gonna have a bumper crop come to summer sebby pop it down pop it down pop it down we're going all in we're gonna make big bucks final oh it's the final day for the cat okay we have to do the catfish now oh oh okay this is it i got a good feeling catfish there we go 600 goals i could i i can invest more in karla coin let's get going here i want to see how far we can make it we have a quest for killing slimes too oh i'm getting very badly hurt keep swinging come on walter okay i'm i'm just leaving him i'm gonna see if i can get a better sword yeah i'm very badly injured already a wooden blade okay i mean it's better take it give him that [Music] it's all right we still have it i didn't even know that like monster floors were a thing i was kind of just preparing to go in and like harvest i wish i had like a dodge or something get out of here that's uh that's not good my god i'm getting so badly hurt why is everything attacking piss off [Applause] oh my god the day's almost over now too no just leave what a terrible day in the mines i'm so badly hurt guys we're still we still have a little bit of time we're all right you gotta you gotta stop panicking i'm aware of the time oh my god it's half one i'm gonna wait here another 10 minutes just to show you how fine we are mr white i don't think you should be chopping down trees while you're bleeding out i need to do something i haven't had a good day sevi why aren't these rocks blue we need lapis lazuli oh my we want to talk about something i'm not particularly enjoying in my time in stardew valley oh why did it go green no get away get away fight why is this so why is there so many piss off i want to have fun down here get away from me is it about to happen again what the [ __ ] no i'm leaving um get me out of here that's horrible i'd rather take just like a new set of floors and put up with that [ __ ] please just leave me alone monsters monsters do you know who i am i'm your superior and the way you'll treat me down in these conditions is apparent it won't work like this if you want my stew and my product you're gonna have to meet my demands i'm excited i'm almost exhausted again is there any point we lost two days because the mines were just awful at least we got some good inventory but like that's not i could i want to get so much further there i got like five floors deeper it's another beautiful day for walter white to tend to his crops talk to the locals in pelican town cell mesh also i apologize for the layout of the fire we're gonna you know let's add some structure to the farm let's craft some paths today i think i've already done it wrong can i pick up the stone [ __ ] gotta have some semblance of structure and order for this place like it's gonna be like a nightmare otherwise and then once this all grows i can just clear it out and we can redo some of this space more too i'm not going to the mine today no that's an omen it it's not even worth it if it's all across for you i need fresh cauliflower for a recipe i want to make could you bring me one i mean i i have one i'll i'll get more for the project so i can just give her that one there's more growing i'm happy to help jody i have fresh ingredients to deliver you're gonna make the best cake on the market we're gonna corner this town you and i it's a kind of sad harvest honestly if all you got was a single green bean money's gonna be tight the next while sebby we're not we're not breaking in the dough just yet at to rummage through the bins for some seaweed don't don't don't eat it in front of her that looks delicious thank you this is just what i want it's gonna be perfect for my yellow curry we're gonna we're gonna top ourselves off right it's gonna take a while like walter's just gonna inhale all these berries but it's necessary mr white i think you've had enough of those laughs savvy savvy they're just so good mr white i don't even know if what a salmonberry is it's the fishberry it's delicious imagine the gas from eating all those fairies mr white was that you uh no how could you think such a thing sebby fair sure breaking gas critically acclaimed series it's just one man with a really weak stomach what he meant by breaking bad of course there's gonna be a bad one semi you wanna watch out what an empire yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna fix that bridge then just take a stack of that for this for tomorrow uh i wanna crack open the geodes too uh you know we're gonna let's just drop off [ __ ] at the center brown product mr white this latest patch doesn't look blue uh subby uh that's cause you messed up sebby how could you be so careless with your color composition did this how could you be such like an incomprehensive i was trying to think for any better insults lincoln poop oh today they're in good humor are they right okay all right scratch the plans we had we're going to the mine good morning george how are you enjoying the fine weather this morning jordan's probably very confused i don't think george ever saw breaking bad georgie georgie who's a good boy who's that good boy do i just keep my money do i just keep it i could do one more quick return what about the coop well we'll still get more money is the thing if we invest it now then we get the more money back and that means we have an even bigger summer this is just a bad image for an irish band to buy these like someone someone's already hastily typing away for their youtube comment on the highlights video of this stream who the irishman bought the potatoes i that guy's there [ __ ] you but damn it i gotta do it i need the money oh he's fine the potatoes tough in the morning laddie next he's gonna plant a guinness tree [ __ ] you sami look at this wild juniper berry i found he doesn't like it wait no did i give him potatoes oh no sorry look at this new crop we're gonna make so much when we plant this in the ground summit load it all up we're gonna there's gonna be a fair few potatoes comment guy is gonna be like oh he's opening potato how much fertilizer is that um there's gonna be a lot of angry comments i honestly kind of justified at this point like the organization on this farm is woeful i only have the resources to go into the mine anymore i've lost so many berries i'll let me run down here and see if there's anything more i can scavenge worms i didn't even bring my i didn't bring my hoe yeah i gotta go back we lost another hour mr white you just keep going back and forth please please we're worried about you i'm the one who knocks on the window knocks what does that mean i forgot the worms again where's the [ __ ] worms where are they above the pond the other pond how many hours has it been common guy is losing his mind i i don't see the worms up okay there they are this is gonna be like a rock or something a piece of clay okay i'll take it oh hello you're new you're the hat guy good old cat are you poke did you bring coins good me sell hats i don't have any money but you're adorable your crafting recipe the iron fence a preserves jar can i make jam turn vegetables into pickles and fruit and jam strawberry jam is that we're investing in that just means i'm gonna have less i mean maybe not strawberry jam maybe jam for future thing blueberry jam if we get blueberries then yes that's what we need eight coal is a lot is the only thing it's been so long since i heard from you dear things are the same as ever back home i miss you very much love mom ps found an envelope with some money grandpa left for you oh grandpa thank you granddad rest assured this will be a good financial investment into producing only the finest quality product i'll make you proud with this stew and i can town will pay farm does look a little bit nicer it still looks bad but better than it was okay so where do we put this most sacred of jars i i can i'll just pop it here all right let's uh let's pop this in how how long is this gonna take oh three d oh okay it's three days i thought i was gonna like wait outside like a furnace or something i guess that makes more sense that's a bit more realistic your jam's ready i haven't talked to like the people at all have i this is kind of like how i play animal crossing too like uh cake jumper gives me so much like flack for this and you guys have seen it on stream too i think i've shown it by how woeful it is there's like an achievement in animal crossing where it's simply talk to all your neighbors in a single day and it like tracks the amount of days you do it in the two years i've played that game like almost daily uh i've only gotten nine days where i've talked to all the villagers in town look at the strawberry returns three grand oh parsnip the green bean cauliflower potato speed grow uh stimulates leaf production guaranteed to increase growth rate by at least 10 percent oh the kali coin we could have used it oh sammy sammy get the rv sonny we're gonna need it next week we're spending [ __ ] everything on this product i'll grow like a tomato and pepper and melon just for the achievement progress and they regrow oh that's good oh we're gonna make so much money we're gonna hit pelican town with blue like i've never seen venturers bundle okay so harvest slime void essence i thought this is a game about fireman is the shop still open come on you could you couldn't hang on like a minute for me made a little bit of change off off that day too that's more blueberries gonna have so much i want my chickens i just want to be surrounded by cute animal friends i want to treat them with the love and respect they deserve and ensure they live a good healthy life prepare the only the finest quality meals from the blue chickens oh [ __ ] pause the game there's blue chickens is there blue eggs oh we gotta get them you have to marry shane for um no i don't wanna marry shane you gotta be besties with shane okay well we we need to we need to start talking to shane and sebby then to the mines we have luck luck is on our side i've got a good feeling today i don't know why i brought the water and can but it's here further we can get the better i don't know how long it's going to take me then to get down to like floor 80 of the mines like that that feels like it's going to take a substantially long time nope not today oh there's coal in here oh we could we can make another jam machine yes double the production my machinations happy require a very special set of tools let's just it's just one of these sitting here [Applause] what how's that work surely i should see the other one steel small sword four to eight damage plus two speed oh that's a lot faster minus 70 energy oh don't just kill you i mean that's realistic i suppose eat it now no no oh no does a leak in the chest stuff could fall out yeah go on you've uh you've earned that one that's that's quite clever okay so if you go when you've got good luck what what's happening okay there's our profits for the day it's like oh a single green bean is this all ready for harvest oh my god was that the fairy is that what it does that's pretty good look at all this kale oh we got it we got a slight return on color coin yeah some of it's already done now the very committed insider traded oh no it might have god you're not seeing a loss on collar coin i bought into that one too let me just put out like a tweet or something that like tanks is market value fairy musk no i i can i can make another thing as well i got i can make another two oh i can make two for the jam the jam station has been established you could say your farm's jamming no no i'm not playing the laugh track a second time today i'm sorry i gotta see what you do for upgrading your tools yeah let's go quickly do that before clint closes for the day requires five copper oh when trashing an item you've become 15 of the value yeah that's kind of [ __ ] it takes him away for two days so is that if i give it to him before it's supposed to rain will i get it back on the day after the rain yes okay right so that's yeah so that's what we're gonna save for there once we start getting blueberry profits we can upgrade a lot of our kit we're just dreaming of the days after the blueberries are planted a question genuine concern why do you need so much coal for a bee house from my understanding like there's not like a fire inside or something you gotta cook the bees i don't think that's how that works for producing honey smoke them to keep them calm that is how it works you literally use smoke to calm them down oh okay makes them sleepy it's like that in minecraft oh okay right sorry i thought something ridiculous was going on i just realized now i'm uneducated streamer doesn't know anything about beekeepers that's it i'm unfollowing not my streamer wait choose a profession oh that's a big tiller's gonna affect the blueberries we need the blueberries fishing proficiency is up as well oh oh we're making bank big money savvy we're gonna have so many chickens it's gonna rain all day tomorrow okay water the crops and let's get going well the flower dances we go in the forest uh to hang on uh i'm almost done watering oh the jam strawberry jelly that's one that we need that's an hour to sound good yeah hello there i have money i can buy some of this if i want a rare crow it's a limited edition scarecrow i kind of want it but that's a lot of blueberry funds that's 2500 only available here oh think of the blue product think of the blue product well no come like late summer and autumn right when the rare [ __ ] this starts showing up again i'm buying it like without question we'll we will have capital and funds and then i'm gonna buy all the stupid [ __ ] and no one can stop me i'm buying a tub of flowers it's only 250g but nothing else sammy has sebastian to be your dance partner i'm hurt why why wouldn't you want the dance we do everything together subby we share our business who am i gonna dance with how's the all social looking it's not great i've got some points up with jodie robin lewis uh look i can ask lewis no he just wants to start the dance uh where's robin no she she's not even entertaining the idea she's married i would like it's just a dance like oh but yeah she probably wants to dance with her husband that makes more sense someone please family means everything to me you're missing quite a catch shane i don't shane's not going to want them [Music] no let's start the dance so i just want to get this over with as soon as possible i'm just standing to the side [Music] oh there they go they don't know the quantity of blue product i've produced oh jesus hey we got we got our flowers let's pop them there there we go they look lovely fill the festival with mustard cats what the [ __ ] no you can't do that that's not a healthy response to not having a dance partner all right that's a bit extreme i don't i don't have the fishing rod right now that's fine we can come back here and fish another time okay let's go we have a full tank yo maybe we might be able to get the sprinklers by summer this is wildly escalate with my expectations maybe we'll have the perfect farm tomorrow oh not this [ __ ] again the luck's supposed to be up they're all around me thank god it's gone just get out of here rubber boots protection from the elements plus one immune i mean uh they're worse than what i have okay a rare drop it's terrible okay it's time to leave the floor it's time to leave i'll just go just go nothing is worth that there's like a sneaker there yeah it's like a runner a little flimsy but fashionable is anything better than the lighter boots not a rare drop they suck why why would i want this oh just quickly check no leave the floor leave the floor we might be able to hit floor four i'll be close actually here's me like we're gonna finish the mine today day has other plans why is this zombies oh iron ore we need that oh it's strawberries oh we have 10 grand we're gonna have so much to invest oh hello hi walter white i have some good news for you a few days ago i made a breakthrough of my research on the local environment i'll spare you the technical details and get to the point you know that empty cave over there a little ways to the west well i have a way to turn it into something useful i like to set up the cave to attract some local species that way i can observe them in a more controlled environment you can harvest whatever products they produce i can either set up the cave to attract mushrooms or fruit bats the bats will sometimes leave fruit for you to collect oh this is going to be a very heated debate isn't it this is a big decision yeah okay let's we're making a poll all right we're gonna we're gonna put this on up to democracy please choose correctly see mushrooms are winning but it's still kinda close it's like a 60 40 split okay i think it's gonna be mushrooms then there are consequences for your actions this will be a great complimentary product for my consumers demetrius with 61 of the vote it's going to mushrooms well just like actual democracy too because i noticed like five thousand of you here um only like 1300 people voted uh so if you're unhappy with this decision today like over 3 000 of you that forgot to vote this this may have been on you all right i'll go set it up for you now it shouldn't have shouldn't take any time at all thanks for letting me do this just like always sadly so sadly so oh the cauliflower is harvested oh the potatoes have come in too oh my god what's that going to be like our final like total how many blueberries are we going to get here yeah so we really just need to get the farm automated in summer like so going to the mine like every day i think that's where we're going to be at soon oh there is someone here oh that's a very detailed pig look at this dude a wild plum i just sell eggs 600 i i imagine the prices are marked up a little bit here a rare seed takes all season to grow get the rares this feels like buying magic beans we need this money invest it's the mystery box okay yeah we'll we'll buy the magic bean later it's just that like this is way too far in advance like it's spring and this is like a grand that we're putting down like this will be the second most expensive thing i've ever bought the apricot tree the apricot tree sounds cool that sounds great but like can i buy them from pierre or something that seems really married like that's that's expensive split the difference and buy the mahogany bench pierre is more for the tree is he yes price for the tree is four oh okay holy [ __ ] okay all right we're investing in a tree do i buy the magic bean this is this feels like so useless okay it's being put away but that that's no that's chat's only purchase for the entire year it's your only purchase it costs a lot of money and you're gonna get good use out of it now you have to wait till christmas till you get something else apricot seed bears fruit in the spring oh for the love of god this is pointless great so i i just lost 2500 gold i i shouldn't have listened to chat i immediately have buyer's remorse i absolutely we could have bought the teddy bear for that much money that magic bean that's your birthday present that apricot tree that's your christmas present see you next year god damn i still need to get to the mine i've been so furious that like the days wasted away we could have afforded most of the chicken coop for that much money no i'm too angry we're just gonna chop wood nope uh it's bad luck in the mine today i'll like i'm gonna just be pissed if i go there we're sorry dad norman thank you for 500 bits happy father's day sorry i was asleep my seven thousand identical brothers and sisters made this decision so i want a separate present do you know how difficult it is to buy for your kids when you have 7 000 children on average that's 20 birthdays every day of the year do you know what a hole in your finances that causes level six firm oh there's the sprinkler we got a cheese press as well okay oh oh we made a lot of money but we could have had more we could have had more if we didn't buy the beans wow potatoes actually make a lot of money who knew greetings walter white it is our pleasure to inform you that your farm will be featured in next week's up and coming column of the stardew valley tribune congratulations we're impressed with your quick progress oh we made the paper this is the last day we have to water so yes i want to upgrade the water in can today don't i check on the mushrooms oh okay yeah hang on oh we get there's just mushrooms here that mushroom was a grand in the mystery shop oh my god okay uh let's go to the shops and donate what we can i'll also i'll go to the mine as well we might as well today the worms the work [Music] how was it underground it's a bookworm oh my god okay copper watering ken oh wait the geodes as well yeah hang on someone saw that happening a mile away oh he's gonna do it no they were powerless to stop it we got two rewards there a star fruit seed and a standard geode okay star fruit slingshot requires stones for ammo oh that's going to use our stone isn't it garbage iron edge whoa that does so much more damage that's just word that speed downside isn't that bad really that's great okay uh let's just head to bed for the day i think we don't got to water anything tomorrow there's the parasnips just coming in a bit of extra cash okay the kali kali coin came in except for that one for some reason why did that i must have forgot to water that one one of the days they were all too wise i saw an article about you in the local paper sounds like the country life is a good fit for you i'm so proud of you take care sweetie love mom we've made it to the end of spring one more day it's one more day the cat i don't have a water in the can look he's just sleeping george is all right get a silo before the coupe oh how much is the silo actually yeah we we have enough for that now don't we yeah silo built i'll choose a location i'm gonna pop it here [Music] okay i'll start working on a new silo first thing tomorrow morning here we go let's head back yeah let's call it there walter's gonna turn in early today because we're just excited about what's to come and also eurovision starts in like five minutes last crop harvest here's another four grand we have 20 grand in the bank day one of summer today is the first day of our new empire it has begun [Music] you

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Length: 31min 44sec (1904 seconds)

Published: Tue May 17 2022