Breaking Bad | Best Moments

how it feel to be on how does it feel to be a smartass good eat you veggie bacon I mean you're flat is a washboard oh you look awesome she's not showing at all is she she's showing a little [ __ ] you bug what I said [ __ ] you and your ey brows wipe down this I know what do you call that um Green Sage Sage what you work the [ __ ] Pottery Barn Jesus Sage that's the word for it my fault the only word your dumbass knows is green you wouldn't apply heat to a volumetric flask that's what a boiling flask is for did you learn nothing from my chemistry class no you flun me remember no wonder prick why do you do it money mainly there you go some straight like you giant stick up his ass all of a sudden age what 60 he's just going to break bad I'm 50 oh this is a this is a good look for you and you're maybe only the world's second biggest homo you shut up and help me oh yeah oh yeah work it baby work it turn that off and all of a sudden bam we're we're in that ditch yeah bam I'm like what the hell you know yes oh yes and my coffee mug of coffee M my mug of coffee it spills all over my pants I mean just a nightmare you brought those guys out there this is your responsibility ah like I came to you begging to cook meth oh hey nerdy old dude I know you want to come cook crystal so right now what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass can you do that I'd appreciate it I really would look lady whatever you're selling I ain't buying yo well my name is Skylar white yo my husband is Walter White yo uh-huh this is your one and only warning do not sell marijuana want it to my husband [Applause] [Music] okay yeah then how's about I send over my psycho [ __ ] wife to uh you know break your balls and threaten you God that would be hilarious that stupid plastic container I asked you to buy you see hydrop Floric acid won't eat through plastic it will however dissolve metal Rock glass ceramic so there's that this here is what we call the Crystal Palace you know who lives in the palace meth heads nasty skevy meth heads who'd sell their Grandma's coochie for a hit oh you guys funny if this here's a trap car it's going to take more than your dumb white ass to find it yeah you are talking to the the Trap car Master my friend I'm Rainman C his toothpicks yeah you're like Rainman [ __ ] oh come on hey yeah I am I going to have to come down there and whoop your ass who sent you huh huh a wire you're setting me up homo a wire you want a wire I got a wire speak into the mic [ __ ] maybe treatment isn't the way to go then why don't you just [ __ ] die already just give up and [Applause] die [Applause] yo why would you want to do this lame ass job anyway I mean no no offense cuz I'm on probation yo got to prove to the man I'm rehabilitated upstanding citizen why is he doing this what is he like8 years old here honey okay we're in business right on back dude check this out Jesus what the hell you bringing that for hunting we might see jaalas helicopter [ __ ] I'm pissed off tell him I I'm pissed off cuz you're be you're being you're you're a [ __ ] I mean we're making money why can't you just be satisfied with the way it is come on Jesus just grow some [ __ ] [Applause] balls hey it's time for the meet you know I'll put down the flat front khakis head on over grab an Orange Julius skip the part where psycho lunatic Tuco you know comes and steals my drugs and leads me bleeding to [Applause] death then we're going to use reductive amination to yield methamphetamine 4B so no pseudo no pseudo so you do have a plan yeah Mr White yes science will it be a life of of fear of oh no no no I can't do this of never once believing in yourself I don't know I love it Carmen thank you you're so welcome honey thank you look at those little feet okay take it easy the medical issues like what kind of medical issues a penis withdrawal you got schl longus interruptus come on this is [ __ ] I mean look at this dude all right he doesn't even know what planet he's living on are we on the planet Saturn are we on the planet Earth what's this at that they got the gut right hey there you go um say honey um I was just thinking about going out to 7-Eleven do you need anything son of a [ __ ] oh hey thank you thank you so much thanks man oh hey guy you forgot something yeah you forgot your ice trays you're going to need the ice fallacies fallacies fallacies fallacies falles falles falles what are you doing beating off what's it look like up do hello H all right let me give you a virtual tour okay so plasma it's going to go right here probably like 50 in you know wall mounted plasma rocks it over LCD yo nah they burn in you all right but the pictures like way sharper blacks are deeper too like 3D Tas like right face it's going to be chill the ladies they cream up real nice for like candles and [ __ ] ah you were going to score Badger what is this oh a big opportunity dude it's called breakage okay like Kmart [ __ ] breaks and you're thinking this is acceptable it's the cost of business yo you're sweating me over a grand hey look I'm just the chemister I'm not the street guy yo I feel so sorry for you Walt you look I'm his father all right you're Mr Jackson yes that's me Walt Jackson see better die the Blowfish Puffs himself up four or five times larger than normal and why why does he do that so that it makes him intimidating that's why intimidating so that the other scarier fish are scared off and that's you you are a blowfish I'm a blowfish you are a blowfish say it again I'm a blowfish say it like you mean it I'm a blowfish Blowfish that's yeah blow fishing this up 661 zbg large siiz floor Runner look at that huh it's a rug you put on the floor except for it looks like a $10000 bill I love them get me 20 of them I'm going to put them all over my gataa hey we sell when we want where we want we're going to be Kings understand well I'm going to be king you guys will be princes or Dukes or something I want to be a knight I was out partying minding my own business you are under arrest I'd Better Call Saul gentlemen I sense you're discussing my client anything you care to share with me sure your commercials they suck ass she better act in an epileptic courthouse is that like the one your mom works at is she still offering the two for one discount okay so if a prison shanky is completely off the table and we're sure of that no shanking so if you want to make more money and uh keep the money that you make Better Call Saul now we're going to need all new glasswar heating mantel about 100 lb of ice do you have a paper and pencil you should be writing this down yo you want to go shopping go do yourself all right I got plans smoking marijuana eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book 62,000 each each yes hell yeah hey come on baby come on yes come on you going to be okay [ __ ] what it tastes like bad h huh hey bring the bottle back so sorry buddy no can do it's my son my bottle my house yo it's skinny Pete just checking in with you man we missed you at the funeral today whole crew was representing even Badger came all the way from Fresno combos people his M Grandma cousins everyone was all choked up and [ __ ] man it was like emotional be you hello hey man oh hi Carmen nice job wearing the pants wow that's amazing we don't even know what to say it's just it's it's been incredible judging from the things you and other folks have written about him your dad must be quite a guy yeah he is he he's a the best he's a great father a great teacher he knows like everything there's to know about chemistry he's patient with you and he's always there for you he's he's just decent wow I don't know what this stuff is but it's pretty great yeah it looks like it no Hellfire rained down on my house back I need you to step back right now body parts in my yard got dipping sticks when I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof would you know anything about that sky sky got you restraining on right here restrain this Walt are you in the house oh hey scy yeah that's me what what the hell are you doing in there I'm back ever try it I mean I smoke pot a lot sometimes I party open the door come on let's talk I just want to talk that's all come on let's be men about this huh okay how about that aha hey uh W time I'm kind of in the middle of something right now oh yes you are so open the door we have situation Walt Walt wal what are you doing I'm talking with Ted next time you'll open the there come on damn it look let do on the one hand sure she uh snuck off the reservation to get some dirty damp and deep on the other just make sure you get all of those things a these things cost $800 a piece B you're not that interesting so yeah I'll get all of them Walter you've been absent a lot recently and when you are here at school there have been some behavioral questions and frankly I'm concerned thank you this hey Walt what's wrong with you yo did you just get fired no no no no it's more like a sabatical indefinite no I'm not doing some actual good out here and all I get these [ __ ] accusations but everyone thinks I would Jerk It Off on this thing fine but I'm H something I know it you understand me you hear me Vietnamese five foot tall she adjusts you to completion her name's Kim new song as delicious as it sounds should give you her card River Dance hey hey stop marking up my floorb ass come [Music] on bow before me I Am Lord of the Dance get to it before the feds do and do what exactly I mean what the thing the thing is is the size of a of a it's RV size excuse me are you leaving couple hours one two this is my own private doile and I will not be harassed [ __ ] there it is yo Adrien Rocky called he wants his face back they work sure as [ __ ] they do I don't leave home without [Music] it today we carry on their tradition in a manner that would make my uncle sproud the finest ingredients are brought together with loving care then slow cooked to Perfection what's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities Darth Vader had responsibilities who's responsible for the Death Star true that to them [ __ ] and water boys you know yo Gatorade me [ __ ] [Applause] [Applause] come on [Applause] [Music] what is your problem freaking Psycho mother [ __ ] you like that huh hurts huh say good night a [Music] [ __ ] yeah oh zap somebody got a g yo my name's Jesse well hello my name is Brandon and this is I believe Peter right I'm Peter how are you what do you mean how much have you sold I sold a teenth oneth that's it yeah to who damn okay um does your guy know the tax code and regulations in New Mexico because there's very specific paperwork that has has to be submitted quarterly on this yes my guy is a top guy clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers only the very best with just the right amount of dirty that's a joke and that's a joke where are we going okay June bug these are for you what about the rest the rest are for me no they're not you're too old for balloon oh hey lady are you still there ask her if she's still there Pang the she says yes thank you sir have a good one thanks you going to work my god [Music] [ __ ] damn D you're way too sensitive about your Zone bro all right buddy that's what I call kicking some ass oh that was awesome bab hell yeah very nice yeah hey but you deserve justice so if you want to tip the scales back in your favor Better Call Saul Sal attorney law 505 50344 5 I appreciate that when you were going to kill me you were simply following orders I get that completely and I Harbor no ill will there's a load off my [Music] mind what do you want I'm in a meeting why did you think of that before it's not my I'm in a meeting can hu use your bathroom hu on I mean this whole thing makes me look like crap has to be a warts and all story Walt That's How we'll sell it and we both look bad oh well how do you look bad exactly where is the I slept with my boss bullet point I can't seem to find that anywhere she's like a Mike that grunting deade eyed Craton sucker punching me in the in the face I've got Gus wielding a box cutter I mean Western Union message received what you are not the guy you're not capable of being the guy I had a guy but now I don't you are not the guy this Genius of yours maybe he's still out there you clearly don't know who you're talking to so let me clue you in I am not in danger Skyler I am the danger a guy opens this door and gets shot and you think that of me no I am the one who knocks because the way you describe it they gave up pretty damn easy no no this this whole thing all of this it's all about me that's right just south of the airport oh that'd be great thank you oh how long do you think that would take no I'm sure he'll see me seesaws story time chasing girls with sticks much more like Rocky you [Music] know [Music] Cesar ronaldoo Cisco and Luis escalada all dead this is about you and me doing our best to keep hule happy hu who's hule this is hu hu you happy reasonably what would make you unhappy this little [ __ ] not doing what he's told that's the laundry have to be dirty nope I will kill your wife I will kill your son I will kill your infant Walt you gave our money to penck Walt please please just hear me out please I'll be right back Becky hi it's Walter White listen I W I'm I'm I'm fine I'm fine how are you oh good good yes cats are well detectives it's been a pleasure now up you go make like you got manners make like you uh respect the rule of law arir alfer Zayn aelo get the hell out is he okay he's okay like a fruit flies okay we're all on the clock here and thanks for that by the way you two want to go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest it's a free country but how come I always got to get sloppy seconds huh do you remember Hector Salam Mona you mean the old [ __ ] guy with the Bell rather crap on our floor than talk to us no I don't remember I'm at all why I am I am I am just so so sorry last chance to look at me actor [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] come on come on you be nice just be nice come on hey hey it be nice just be nice let wle in there bundle doesn't eat nobody eats or what about a magnet what magnet what about it you just yeah [ __ ] magnets oh did all that even work just now yes it worked I was supposed to take that on faith yeah why how do we know because I say so we're done when I say we're done what are you going to that was mine is getting orange is getting [Applause] [Music] orange we're going to need um hey man I'm trying to do business over here [ __ ] sorry he's like overly enthusiastic yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] happens huh Jesse you asked me if I was in the meth business or the money business neither I'm in the Empire business I um I eat a lot of Frozen stuff it's usually pretty bad I mean the pictures are always so awesome you know it's like hell yeah I'm stuck for this lasagna and then you nuke it and the cheese gets all scabby on top and it's like it's like you're eating a scab did you also tell him about my Affair what I produce is 99.1% pure so so it's grade school t-ball versus the New York Yankees hello [Applause] Carol you okay I got to say I don't like the way you're looking at me right now if you don't know who I am then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly I screw it Mexico all I'm saying what is wrong with you my mistake family off limits of course just throwing thoughts out there this is a safe room right Jesus send him to bise I'll send you to bise what you mean when he's not uh ripping me off or calling me an idiot or poisoning people that I care about yeah no Mr White's gay for me everyone knows that I mean it come on get him get over here get over get the truck will BR up put him in the car how's he holding up you be the judge you got some mountains in the way weather's right you might be able to catch Montreal but mostly you'll be limited to DVDs Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium two copies whole thing felt kind of shady you know like morality wise totally how do you feel now better yeah definitely improving I did it for me I liked it I was good at it [Applause] you want to know where it is you pull that Tri [Laughter] you

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Published: Wed Oct 18 2023