Breakfast in Hollywood (1946) COMEDY

[Music] you [Music] there have been showers in florida so there are extras out yes a new day is starting and most of us greeted with hope like these hollywood extra girls on their way to work united studios for these stenographers sales girls waitresses yesterday's beauty contest winners from all over the world he didn't get her phone number of course for some people yesterday still hasn't ended these fellows have been rehearsing all night [Music] your skin looks slightly palate so i big you little bud with some solid liposolid solid potato salad that solid salad jack solid potato salad take a plate fill it up take a plate right back take a plate fill it up auto all polished and ready to go you know i'm going to that radio show breakfast in hollywood isn't that the one where the guy tries on ladies yes that's right do you notice anything silly about me anything you mean something out of the ordinary or my hair i thought it was a hair dryer oh mr singh john you just made me the happiest woman in the world you couldn't have said anything to please me more [Music] so the bus for phoenix flagstaff albuquerque kansas city and chicago now leaving phoenix flagstaff albuquerque and the city of chicago miss larson ms larson i guess i must have fallen asleep did you locate him san pedro just phoned they said they had no record of semen first class james glenny ever having been there in his last letter that's where he said he was going how long ago was that about three months ago a lot can happen in that time when he stopped riding i thought yes nothing do you think he might be in san diego no my dear let's be practical you come back here at five o'clock tonight and i'll have a return ticket to minneapolis for you i'll tell you what i'll do you go to the lounge and freshen up and i'll give you a ticket to tom brennaman's breakfast in hollywood you still got time that'll cheer you up a bit how will i be you've been awfully kind forget it thank you [Music] [Applause] so now don't you worry about me tipping i'm gonna be all right i'll only be gone about an hour or so i'm gonna do something this morning that i've wanted to do for a long time there you are now see you're a little crooky this morning well now maybe you'll pull in that pride of yours and let me get a little box of sand in the house at night come here nobody need know about it but you and me well have it your own way now darling stay in the sun this morning and don't take your sweater off [Music] goodbye tippy richard are you awake no i'm leaving anyone who gets up at daybreak to see a radio show is nuts no richard but go ahead if you get a kick out of being goofy don't let me spoil your fun oh would you rather i go with you to san diego today i wouldn't think of subjecting you to it i'm going strictly on business there'll be no time for pleasantries now run along to your concert radio show aren't you going to kiss me goodbye well have a lovely trip here and don't work too hard i left my purse it's better to be by yourself than you can hello it's mr wheelwright no no no cartwright i um i'm calling you up at this unearthly hour because we can get an earlier start for delmar if you like oh wonderful who's coming the laundry man if the gentleman is taking me swimming into the races today will you be quiet i'll hop down get a quick shave and a haircut and pick you up at nine o'clock okie dokie oh sure um honey on your way over would you stop and buy me a little swimsuit just any little thing you pick it out and surprise me huh and ask him can it cash check goodbye miss mcintosh [Music] good morning miss good morning miss i wonder will you spare kids going into hollywood yes come on get in where's your home minneapolis sir is that the right time yes why i'm trying to catch an early radio show breakfast in hollywood ever hear of it i'm afraid i have my aunt back in minneapolis listens every morning a very intelligent woman very good taste too oh it's it's good then huh oh terrific sometimes it keeps me awake all night you say do you know the fella who runs it uh tom brennaman well my mother knows him very well in fact she folded his first pair of pants well do you think maybe you could get me a ticket oh i'm sure it could in fact by strange coincidence i have one in my pocket right here there you are all right thank you sir but gee i don't want to rob you of a good time oh not at all i have no trouble getting in it's getting out that bothers me getting out is your sweet words to me just got my discharge oh swell why aren't you headed for home oh i am but some important business holds me here a suit of civilian clothes that won't be ready until this afternoon i'll bet it isn't a blue surge suit you can say that again [Music] [Music] how are you folks i'd like to introduce myself i'm tom brennaman now you can all applaud don't spoil me [Music] how do you like getting up in the middle of the night what time did you get up four o'clock sucker [Laughter] i'd like to know first of all how many of you ladies here have never heard breakfast in hollywood i mean you never listen to it on the air is there anybody just you will you please get out [Music] seriously folks each morning just before we hit the air we kind of like to visit a bit with you guests and kind of find out where you're from you know kind of break the ice one of those sort of things and hello there who are you mrs marie edge doll of cherry valley california cherry valley mm-hmm mrs doll where is cherry valley from here ochner beaumont you mean down near beaumont well isn't beaumont down by banning yes but we're up on the mountain that's up let's get this right now when um when you go south you go up south or down south we go up south but we're a little northeast you're over that away in other words no north east and it's up now we're just 29 miles from palm springs oh is that so uh-huh up or down or south oh we're just to the right of it [Laughter] listen this is edge dawg did you ever hear of the down and sleepy valley [Laughter] look you know of any valley which you have to go up to get to what [Applause] i give up well let's go over here and visit a little bit now hello there who are you dorothy larson dorothy larson come on dorothy stand up here and let the lady see you you're pretty where are you from minneapolis minnesota minneapolis with a name like larson you couldn't be from any other place but minnesota no tell me dorothy do you hear the program back there occasionally oh do i have to tell my goodness we're not that bad are we oh no but well my boss may be listening in don't worry about it we're not on the air just yet oh my god but you do hear us occasionally huh oh yes back in minneapolis at this time each morning i used to have coffee and doughnuts in matty's drugstore and well i listened then you weren't supposed to be listening uh i wasn't supposed to be having coffee and donuts well don't make the last on me oh why not well i quit my job two weeks ago oh you did i well i'm quitting you too right now he's all right so all right mother don't be fighting [Music] who's the driver of this car i am officer but it really wasn't my fault i was still in second gear i just turned it easy bud but stick around don't try to get up lady that's right mother you just stay here and rest a little oh what do you mean rest i just got out of bed an hour ago you might be hurt away with such foolishness i'm all right are you sure why certainly i'm not a bit hurt i'm gonna get back to the sidewalk wait a minute i've got an ambulance coming oh don't tell me that i haven't time for such foolishness i've got to go someplace i think perhaps officer the lady says will you keep out of this where do you want to go lady well just down to breakfast at hollywood it's only a little ways down the street and i tell you i'm all right but i don't know that you see oh i'll miss it i've been looking forward to it for weeks and i'm late now really officer i think if she feels you'll be quiet listen i'll go into mr brennaman's and sit down and then if you want to you can come and look in on me if you were mine all right mother you go ahead i'll come down to see you just as soon as i get through here thank you all right i've been too much oh excuse me but uh when you say as soon as you're through here does that mean it certainly does it means you and i are going to have a nice long chat let me see your driver's license officer this is going to throw me off schedule good morning ladies and good morning to you out there along our network good morning from the ladies having breakfast in hollywood and say we have a swell turn out here this morning long about this time of our program we'd like to visit a bit i think we'll start with maybe you what is your name harriet dean where are you from miss dean i'm from miami florida miami florida hot down there isn't it and let's see um who are you please your name mullins this morning oh this morning this afternoon it will be henderson oh being divorced i'm being married congratulations i suppose you're the happy groom to be yes ma'am sir tell me mr henderson are you being married in hollywood we are [Music] uh what is your business mr uh henderson i miss mullen secretary hmm what some folks won't do to keep a secretary these days oh thank you see one all right folks now we're going to meet our service boys and girls and i'll ask you to hold your applause as i do each day until we've met them all we just want to be sure at the home folks have a chance to hear them you peter michael waterborough maine oh excuse me is this seat taken no no i came alone too well that's nice so did i i didn't want to embarrass anyone [Music] why don't you put a clove in your mouth and then nobody will know you've been drinking [Applause] no no i mean my hat do you think it's silly enough for mr brown to pull on brendon it is kind of crazy in an artistic sort of way oh thank you thank you very much i you know for seven months i've been trying to wear a hat that mr brennan would put on i bet this is it you think so well i hope so lieutenant uh lieutenant stephen wayne baltimore maryland's room mm-hmm with their two ambulances yes sir a little bit mm-hmm what are some of those things lieutenant that's the navy cross and the purple heart and this one oh we only have 30 minutes we can't go into all that well look who's here you recognize me who are you anyway electrician's made third class minneapolis minnesota well that'll help a lot what's your name no coaching please oh ken smith well wait a minute ken don't get mad about it now you hear me what were you doing out in san fernando valley trying to find some people from minneapolis or poor just to talk to i guess oh ken you don't have to go out to san fernando valley to find people from minneapolis to talk to come on here son how old cupid brown [Music] [Applause] [Music] tell us who you are again i'm dorothy larson oh dorothy i want you to meet ken smith your popcorn can't pull up a chair oh this is going to be swell now you kids get together and talk your heads off with you boy you need somebody to talk to um justin i hate to leave here without without what without finding my fiance oh i came here to look for him he's from minneapolis too his name is james glenning and he's in the navy jimmy glenny do you know him do i know him yes go on what were you going to say nothing i i don't think he's the same fella that you know now i guess we've met them all i wish everybody in uniform in the restaurant would please stand because we want to give you a welcome to breakfast in hollywood look the more i think of it i'm not even sure if he came from minneapolis but you said this guy was engaged to a girl by the name of what'd you say your name was dorothy yeah yeah his girl's name was cara all right come on come on come on minneapolis break it up the convention is over here now okay and you get back to the table all right before you go for being such a good sport here's a couple of five dollar bills for you oh gee thanks mr brenda and if you're in hollywood tonight spend it on her will you yeah and spend it in [Music] here now then we're going for a hat this silly routine every morning i don't know what you're laughing about are you please mary cold mary colder where are you from mary uh kanji from kansas where did you get that silly number just a little thing i cooked it myself you cooked it up yourself looks like it boiled over look at there that is a monstrosity down there hmm i simply have to get a closer look at this thing no we're talking about you don't look over your shoulder who are you elvira spriggan and where are you from miss spriggans i should have known that is the silliest thing i've seen in this place in a long time where do you live now in hollywood in hollywood that looks like a typical hollywood model what is it bobby there oh my goodness this is even worse do you want me to take it all no not just right now yes i'll be back look at this thing hello tom and it's awfully nice to see the corner and say hello to us oh i'm so glad to be here pleasure and do you know mrs cooper gary's mother no hello miss cooper gee it's nice to see you how's gary very well thank you that's grand did you have a nice breakfast oh the loveliest bacon oh fine and mrs luther joan crawford's mother oh hello how are you how is joan fine please give her my regard i certainly will thank you thank you and uh you uh you hear our program too do you every morning you enjoy it very much well that's nice you think i'm a good master ceremony the best ever oh do you think i'm handsome very handsome and terribly underpaid wouldn't you say yes very much undefeated you know you sound just like my mother i am your mother and she is true speaking of ham heather i'm inviting you all down for dinner tonight why thank you tom we'd love to well that'd be swell ed i know that you're famous for daffy hats but what is that supposed to represent well when i left home this morning it was a goldfish bowl head i simply have to try it on do you mind what do you suppose i wore it for miss cooper would you please hold the microphone just like that thank you there you are this is the silliest thing i have ever seen even for you there you are don't you feel bad deary i think yours is much worse than hers wait a minute you smarties after all on me it didn't attract a duck i know but brother what an invitation to a woodpecker [Music] hi heather spike jones and his city slickers need i say anymore what would you expect tchaikovsky [Applause] take a sprig of parsley add a rubber bathtub stopper a half or head of hopper mix a batch of concrete in a five and dime corn popper take a ripe banana add a of control boil it over charcoal that's this hopper's new chipotle add a pickle to the side of grandpa's old [Music] you can bet your life they'll land right on miss hopper's new hat van [Music] our feathered friends are real dead pigeon now first you take a then you add it why i have for a head of harbor then you mix it up why i had for a head of hopper are busy with a plan they're working on it mixing up synthetics for miss hopper's easter bonnet so if you see a frankenstein don't paint or call a copper because what you see is and then the cop discovered that my driver's license had expired of course it's only a formality my dear but i shall have to take well a slight examination and i shall be delayed well five or ten minutes all right let the car drive but please hurry you're late already goodbye i wish we could hit on some way to do it through what let him know tuesday's my birthday [Music] well it is now we're going to award our wishing ring yes sir let me see here who are you a wanda rickett from where miss ricketts a denver colorado denver please draw a number out of the basket all right there's the winner 49366 49366 wins the ring i have it here it is oh good well look it's minneapolis well come on here honey you've won our wishing ring come on over here this as well dorothy larson the donut and coffee girl that's right oh this is grand tell me dorothy it must have been swell to come in here and have a first class breakfast well i was a little late getting a seat when they served me all i got was coffee and donuts yeah dorothy you say you're a secretary huh i was i'll be a housewife soon i hope oh gee that's well so instead of taking dictation you'll be giving it eh i hope to live on a farm why so i can hatch baby chicks well now don't laugh that's a good trick if she can do it dorothy have won our wishing ring here i want to show it to you same time i want to show it to the lady there it is oh it's beautiful all right now i want to put it on your finger you make a wish and we'll ask everybody here and everybody along our network to wish along with you now what's your wish i wish that i may find a friend well dorothy you've found 300 new friends here this morning isn't that right folks thank you but well i mean a certain friend he's my fiance and he's still in the service oh would you hope you'll find it and dorothy has a special treat this morning we have something here that'll make wishing all the sweeter stand up there andy ladies and gentlemen andy russell and he's going to sing a little song dedicated to the winner of our wishing ring and you keep wishing honey good okay andy [Music] wishes one miracle would do the miracle that you'd love me you'd be my treasure [Music] for my heart says your name in every place and i'd be satisfied with all your love could [Music] my heart and i agree on what a wish would be one miracle would do the miracle that love me you'd be my treasure way beyond compared for my heart says your name in every place and i'd be satisfied with all your love i had a wishing i swell andy come on over here just a moment will you i would have words with you if you think you're going to get away with one number you're crazy what would you like to sing for an encore well uh how about magic is the moonlight tom well that'd be swell especially in view of the fact you rehearsed it all morning [Music] can't resist their power in this tender makes my heart surrender [Music] is [Music] m [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Applause] [Music] me [Applause] now as we do each morning we'd like to award our orchid to our eldest guest and i want to bid how old 71 71 oh you're just a youngster 79 over here 82 82 over there 82 is that the winner 82 and so it is the little lady over here well isn't this nice hello there how are you 83 83 83 a female baritone did you say that sir i'm 83 years old well this is a ladies program sir you'd look pretty silly walking down hollywood boulevard with an orc in your lapel yes i made a mistake my daughter-in-law says i'm only 78. hmm how'd you make a mistake like that i've been married twice oh [Laughter] well here's a little consolation prize for you have a cigar now then we'll go over here and see the little lady who is 82. hello there hello well and who are you i'm anna reid from hollywood california and i'm pleased to meet you well i'm pleased to meet you too tell me now you say you're 82. i am i'm 82 going on 83. well come on out here and meet the ladies gee jesus is wonderful here she is she's anna reed she's from hollywood and she is 82. now then tell me is it miss or mrs reed mrs of course oh i love that of course why'd you say that because i was married tell me do you have any children yes one son grandchildren one great-grandchildren one annie you're in a rut tell me you don't mind my calling you annie do you honey no i like it tommy you're a very active woman for 82. oh sometimes i feel that i'm not very active but i've got my own teeth i have mine too on the lower side you and mr reed live in hollywood oh no mr reed passed on about 26 years ago i live alone with my little dog tippy well do you smell nice no no i didn't mean it to sound quite like that i mean that perfume you have on is lovely what is it it's muget it's lily of the valley in french oh my favorite is that your favorite number where were you born well originally in claremont new hampshire you were born originally [Laughter] [Music] oh that's terrible and where did you meet mr reed in newport new hampshire and where did you go to live after you were married in claremont newport then you lived in both places how was that well i'd live a month or two in claremont and then uh i'd lived two or three months in newport why though well my husband used to be on the fire department so he had to live in newport at odd times for the calls no i understand claremont was my home and newport was where my husband lived well that's a little inconvenient isn't it it was inconvenient when a call had come through at two or three o'clock in the morning yes i imagined oh annie now from from newport to convenient i mean from yes i guess it would be then your husband was in newport most of the time now only for fire oh only for fire and at other odd times why he was in claremont but where did he sleep at the firehouse where was your son born in newport or claremont quite pigeon minnesota you know annie you could have saved us both a lot of trouble you mean if i stayed back in claremont no no if you'd have burned the firehouse down in newport [Music] well now honey look what we have for you there it is oh it's awful pretty yeah and it's for you oh thank you you're welcome you've heard the program have you oh yes i listen to it every morning is that your first orchid it most certainly is and i want what goes with it [Music] [Applause] [Music] say listen dear when i was taking my driver's test i ran over a traffic button and had a blowout how about your meeting meet my office at 12 30. fine that's only four hours away and where are you having this tire six new guinea oh all right but you'll be there at 12 30 you're here now we're about to award our famous beauty kit we'll ask one of our guests to draw a number here who are you please florence promise from where miss promise i'm from philadelphia from philadelphia what are you chewing gum oh you have to spit it out you can't chew gum in the ready that will you draw a number out of the basket please hope it's mine i hope so too well here it is [Applause] 49407 494 over here it is nice you're a lucky person come on out here now isn't it nice tell us who are you oh my god can't you remember my name i mean this is richard carter well now congratulations where do you live mr cartwright i live in ohio columbus ohio i mean i live in hollywood i can't remember anything no just a little nervous now don't be afraid of this microphone you've won our beauty kid beverly won't you show it to ms cartwright same time short for the ladies here isn't that a dandy oh it's very nice well you don't seem very excited about it ms cartwright oh but i am it's just that i don't go in very much for a cosmetic oh well you will now there's enough goop in there to keep you beautiful for a year i'm afraid my husband wouldn't care for that you see he likes the plain natural home type girl well in this day and age he's a novelty i figured it'd do that do what but the wheelbarrow and that's all was that is that serious well we got none in stock we'll have to say not for one thank you very much you're very welcome thank you mr pineland thank you for asking goodbye all right ladies let's move on please let's make a little room here [Music] what in the world happen here bobby hella defended a lady let's move on here please my auntie you rascal i'm surprised at you i'll be all right in a minute there's my pocketbook oh don't worry honey it's right here oh thanks here you are she was hit by a car about nora goton oh she claimed she wasn't hurt so i let her come on in here you have any pain not much i caught an ambulance too no ambulance don't let them take me to the hospital please well they just want to see if there's anything wrong with you i'm i'm all right thank you honest i am all i need is a good cup of tea in my own house hope there's nothing wrong with you they'll take you right home oh no they're liable to keep me there and then what's become of tippy my little dog he's old and alone he's got to have someone take care of him i'd be glad to take care of him today i have nothing else to do oh there you are that's awful nice of you you'd take him for a little walk maybe for sure now you have nothing to worry about well you're sure that they'll bring me home if they find there isn't too much wrong with me i guarantee it you buy gully just to make sure i'll go with you how's that oh you've been so nice to me i i just hate to put you out [Music] besides you're gonna be awful mad at me look what i did in my pretty flower [Music] [Music] alright folks break it up come on please there you are may i thank you for a minute for sure you were teasing me this morning weren't you about what about not knowing jimmy glennon oh of course you know him because he sent me this picture several months ago thought you looked familiar then i remembered this yeah sure i know jim maybe you can tell me where to find him i wish i could but i don't know where he is honest i don't i'm sorry would you mind if i asked you a favor not a bit jimmy means an awful lot to me and i was wondering if i'd be extra grateful if you just talked to me a few minutes about him it'd be a pleasure tell me how he looked and some of the things he said some of the things he did say listen i have to take mrs reed's little dog for a walk would you like to go along you wouldn't mind mine well it might be a slight inconvenience but uh i think i can manage to stand up under the strain [Music] well this is an unexpected pleasure i uh i was just going to write you a letter this afternoon are you kidding you told me to meet you here this is myrtle my roommate how do you do it why gloria why didn't you tell me he was so good-looking uh miss hammer suppose you run along to lunch i'd be glad to [Music] uh honey myrtle's broken so we thought it would be nice if you want some money for her at the races today too huh really well i mean say after all uh mr cartwright did anyone ever tell you that you look like gable oh really you think so i i haven't got his shoulders at all look are we going to the races today or not it's 20 minutes to one you bet we are on our way we'll stop at the barbershop and then we're off nothing can stop us now all right yeah i have to come to the police station that old lady hit this morning has heard worse than we thought the bench warrant for you did you ever go to the crystal ballroom in minneapolis sure every saturday night we went on friday i guess maybe that's why i never saw you there yeah that's just like me i never get to meet a good looking girl until it's too late how about docs for hamburgers yeah but we were more on the chop suicide that was a little expensive for jimmy it's one thing i never had to worry much about dome with me it was always here today and gone tomorrow don't you ever worry about your future no i got a crabby old uncle who does that that much sense than both of us you're lucky i didn't have anybody to worry about me that is until i met jimmy he worries about me all the time look oh a nice little waist i mean like not letting me sit and draft or telling the fellas to watch their language when i'm around doesn't that make you a pain in the neck to the other guys of course not well they get a kick out of the way that i never thought of it like that there's very pretty flowers yes aren't they beautiful they remind me of the ones down on the islands because they're so different [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] and smile this time okay you know the trouble is we're proposing like two other people maybe could we [Music] you know sort of act like we know each other a little bit better all right [Music] let's do it again that pose is great you smiling uh-huh go ahead okay [Music] ken that wasn't fair i'm sorry i i couldn't help but honestly couldn't [Music] i'm sorry you misunderstood my friend i didn't done it it's just that you're so darn sweet what i say you're sir don sweetin i'm sit down lonesome well that isn't very flattering to me either no no what i mean is that well we're both sort of in the same boat what we need is somebody to help us over a hurdle see no i don't think there's something that you ought to know i'm gonna tell you what you're not gonna like it i don't want to hear anything more as far as you're concerned i'm terribly disappointed don't bother taking me back to the bus please i don't want you to think i'm just making a play for you i meant that kiss from the bottom of my heart do you realize what you're saying i sure do then you're a fine friend of jimmy i'm a better friend of yours that's why i want to tell you something just what are you driving at just this you may be in love with jimmy but you're not engaged to him why do you say that because he's married to somebody else mary i didn't want to tell you before because it was none of my business and i knew it would hurt you i don't believe you you're making it up if it is true why didn't jimmy tell me why didn't he write me he was waiting to get up enough nerve he met a girl in spokane he hadn't seen you for over a year i just went hook line and singer for this other girl and married other week i shipped out somebody had to tell you sometime you thought for your own convenience you tell me now i just didn't want you to go on eating your heart out for some when you were on hand that's the real reason you told me wasn't it i just told you at first i didn't think it was any of my business but oh don't try to explain i try to explain anything i'm smuddled up i don't know what to do darthy don't run out on me i got the dog on my hands i don't know for a smart guy you're a first class i'm a champion no not basically you had posted bail and kept your mouth shut we'd have been out of here an hour ago oh girls ease up a little bit will you after all when i started talking to that pleasant gentleman in a grey suit and told him what i thought of the police how did i know he was a chief of detective at the right we're going to delmar i'll never make any money no no let's not lose our temper well for pity fakes let's get going and less than nothing flat sweetheart first we go to the barbers and then we'll really hit the open road here's the car get your beautiful cells in there there you are yeah you're in fine make that track if it's the last [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] good afternoon ma'am but won't you come in mrs reed we want to thank you for being so kind some other time please ma'am right now there's something important i have to do before five o'clock well goodbye on practice in hollywood oh i'm sorry his line is busy you're welcome oh miss fields yes this gentleman's waiting to see you excuse me my name is ken smith is mr brennaman do you have an appointment mr smith no i don't before then i'm afraid he can't see you today this is very important miss i'm awfully sorry mr brenneman is a very busy man could you come in tomorrow that won't do me any good i'm in trouble and tomorrow will be too late what sort of trouble girl trouble look miss you don't want to see two people who really need each other both end up with a kick in the heart do you wait a minute yeah excuse me mr brennaman there's a young sailor out here i'm mr kenneth smith all right you may go in first door to the right thank you hello cam what's on your mind hello mr brennaman oh boy you sure got me into something now you got to help me out i got you into something what you introduced me to dorothy that girl from minneapolis she won the wishing ring this morning remember what happened her fiance show up no sir and he isn't going to yes i have a call on number three for you all right hold it and i'll take it in just a moment the fella she was engaged to married somebody else and didn't tell her i suppose you rectified that error how did you know i can tell with that sick look on your face oh well when i told her she got me all wrong she broke out crying and ran away well what am i supposed to do about it she's going back to minneapolis tonight her bus leaves in 25 minutes will you get down and talk to her and explain to her explain what can't you see what she means to me if she gets on that bus tonight look there's only 20 minutes left mr brennaman yes that party's still waiting on the phone they say it's urgent okay i'll take it right now this isn't just a crush i'm goofy about it this morning when i met you i had nothing to gamble for now i've got everything you're not gonna let me blow it without getting a fair shake for it are you you're the gabiest guy i've ever met i'll tell you what you do you go to the bus default holder till i get there okay and i'll be over just as soon as i answer this phone call oh gee mr brennaman you have it well there you go gab gab gab now go on beat it i'll be open a few minutes and look don't try to be persuasive be yourself i wonder if you could come over oh you bet i will i won't be gone long all right won't you just look at me a minute i can hear you without looking at you honestly i didn't tell you about jimmy just because i i've already told you it's unimportant anyway now what more can i say well you could tell me you're not angry with me can't you see i don't want to talk to [Music] you excuse me say do you know tom brennaman what does he look like well he's uh oh skip it [Applause] sorry [Music] annie you're a bad girl you're not trying and you know it oh i'll be all right you don't sound very convincing you're not putting up a fight at all i've been fighting for 82 years i could give you a good spanking for talking like that to win a battle you've got to have something to fight for you see tiffy's the only one that needs me and he's lived his life too oh you're talking through your hat we all have work to do we have people who need us yeah that's a lot of nonsense you're right it is a lot of nonsense i guess you and i both are fed up with this good neighbor stuff that's right all right kellyannie i wish i could be more like you then maybe i'd have some sense too well you face fact your work is done why stick your nose into somebody else's business well have a good night honey i think i will i feel sleepy now i'll go back to the office let somebody else help them good night help who oh i was just thinking out loud good night wait a minute yeah who's in trouble oh i don't want to bother you with it you're tired now you come back here and tell me i want to know who's in trouble well you remember the young sailor and the girl from minneapolis with the program this morning i most certainly do in a mighty cute pair they work too well the boy got a crush on the girl and they had a quarrel and she's going back to minneapolis tonight oh what a pity yeah she's been over the office mooning around wants me to help him you'd think it was the end of the world well to two young people in love a quarrel is the end of the world well let's forget about i've got to go back to the office now if you want anything wait i got an idea you go and get those two young people and bring them here and i'll bet you i can get them together again well i wouldn't think of it you're a sick woman now if you say that again i'm going to get right up and go get them myself are you sure you want to be bothered just a moment ago you said that was just a lot of talk now please do me the favor and go get them and bring them here all right but you're forcing me [Music] san francisco sacramento salt lake city cheyenne omaha minneapolis or look if i write you a letter and carry a doc's hamburger joint will you answer me no gosh not even a postcard no all right sailor will you get in or out please [Music] sorry buddy no locking on the platform [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh brother is this a happy day jim jam won the first race in delmar oh ken just a moment please i'm awfully sorry i'm late but i really have a good excuse yeah sure it's okay don't tell me what happened look let's just forget it no no don't be that way ken i want to know really look mr brennaman i know you're a good guy but it's too late for talk now she's gone i'll see you around sometime mr brennaman what a lovely coincidence you know i just bought a new hat and the lady said i looked just like a penguin well that's nice when you go across the street mr brown i'm going to take a look i want to see if it'll make you laugh but not now please bring it down at the restaurant tonight i'll have more time tonight yeah and the name is friendly bye mama well pardon me lady friend l-a-r-s-e-n larson she's on the salt lake bus that left hollywood at five o'clock oh thank you sergeant you're doing the mayor of encino a big favor bye do you know of any other place where a sailor who's lost his girl might go no unless maybe a cocktail bar i sure would what's the matter with us let's start phoning them right now there's only 900 of them in and around hollywood well try it anyway tell them it's for breakfast in hollywood and tell them we'll give a reward to anybody who brings ken to the phone how much for two tickets to the radio show of course would you expect a half interest in a know it's joint you've changed my whole appearance you have a timely features dear it is just that you have been neglecting to bring them out to good adventures i can hardly wait till my husband sees me why not surprising telephone and have you meet you some place for you i can't without a town oh but my deal with that beautiful hair you sure that you are going somewhere no i'm afraid not i'd like to have my bill we will get thank [Music] to be taken out i'm sorry i'm afraid it'll have to wait you see i'm a little old-fashioned i don't believe in wives galavanting around while their husbands are away working as hard as minder i understand perfectly thank you so much thank you and come again indeed i will thank you and when we come out of the police station i'm out of gas well those two little lollipops could have kicked a hole in the battleship with a moccasin they walked right out on you huh are you kidding me they don't walk out on a man after that hot flight he knows how to handle ah you're right about that time herman for right now those two little sweet patooties are sitting out front so sorry they do anything for me but my laundry car guy you sure know how to handle it he certainly got those two eating out of his hands well excuse me mr cartwright but the ladies sitting outside in your car say that if you don't come out in two minutes they're gonna come in and wipe up the floor with you hey you better forget the shampoo herb and let me get out of here no need carrying the punishment to the point of cruelty what can i do for you please oh good evening if you and your girlfriend think it's going to be one you're optimistic because that was my wife [Music] ah [Music] what's wrong officer we got a passenger by the name of larson the young lady going to minneapolis is there a miss larson on board my name is larson this is dorothy larson that's right why something that matters do you know tom brennaman yes i was at his radio broadcast this morning okay lady i'm sorry but you'll have to come back to hollywood with us what for stop outside and i'll tell you it's what's happened it's about a ring mr brandman claims you stole one from him come on [Music] the nightfall silence [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] we [Music] from [Music] oh what do you say boys [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] [Music] hello hey shut up [Music] ah [Music] hello [Music] [Applause] i'm afraid the news isn't so good what's wrong mr brennaman missed the bus the girl left and the boy has disappeared oh no mr brennaman's had the girl arrested and she's being brought back to hollywood by subterfuge did you say arrested yes oh it's bad that's what it is hell tippy about you're born yeah save that for you you like that point go ahead yeah you think you're gonna like that huh oh that's a good one is that you young man excuse me ma'am i tried to come in quietly so i wouldn't disturb you i just wrote tip of your bone oh thanks my don't you look nice i hardly recognized in your new suit thank you ma'am your young lady friend will be mighty proud of you oh that's all off she's going back to minneapolis that's not the way i hear it oh but i saw her leave on the bus myself i was with her until she may be so but they're bringing her back to hollywood under subterfuge when you say they do you mean the police two of them big cops they took her off they yanked her off the bus under very extenuating circumstances but why was she done something to mr brennaman what i don't know there'd be an awful secret about it oh they are are they well that means they're trying to pin something on her the very thing i said to myself when i heard it oh you can bet your life if i had my strength i'd be right down there with bells on where are they taking her i don't know exactly but i'd go to mr brennaman and find out i will and don't you worry mrs reed i'll find her [Music] excuse me but uh have you by any chance seeing the lady in here by the name of cartwright what do you think this is the bureau of missing person what does she look like she's the most beautiful woman in the world why don't you try tom brennaman's they all wind up there sooner or later do you think so yes i never thought you can to be by yourself it is better to be by yourself love is made by two don't include a third once you lose your chicken and you get the bird so it's better to be by yourself never trust a girl who puts on sweet dialogue never trust the pal of course remember that man's best friend is his dog so it's better [Music] to be by himself it is better to be on the shelf be just like a hermit living in a cave you don't get much but the do you say makes it better to be by yourself [Music] there the story that's told by the man's mate when his chains run out she say i'll see you gate now he works all day and come home at night instead little bitty pet and all she wants to do is fight so it's better to be by yourself boy it's better to be by yourself oh man it's better to be by yourself boy i want to use the item tomorrow's column king will you check on it and let me know right away okay oh excuse me but uh could you by any chance direct me to someone who would perhaps help me oh what about as a matter of fact i'm uh i'm looking for my wife it's quite a long story well this sounds like a good story you couldn't have chosen a better person what's the name cartwright but she probably isn't using it now well uh what does she look like oh she's out of this world she's gorgeous this i must say come on i'll help you track her down excuse me it's it's because of this and that that i'm looking for now thank you [Applause] your head a hopper aren't you well i was when i left home this morning you know i'm one of your most ardent fans you mean you were what oh look what i've done to your hand oh that's perfectly all right it wasn't silly enough anyway oh it couldn't have come to a happier end well of course i'll replace it oh no but miss hopper you don't oh i ruined yours and i insist upon giving you mine a head of hopper hat oh well you've been so swell about it i wonder if that would be silly enough do you think so on you it looks good [Music] oh there you are darling i beg your pardon oh come now let's not be ridiculous why i've been worried sick about you oh please don't bother to sit down i'm just about to leave well after all my dear friend is fun but this is becoming ludicrous your cab is here man oh thank you as your husband may i be so nosey to inquire where you're going oh i don't know them a combo maybe sarah's i don't know yet well may i accompany you oh i'm afraid not you are hardly dressed for the occasion at all don't crack but she had me tell the cab company she wanted to go to 26 canyon drive 26 canyon dr why that's our home first door to the rock thank you is this her tom this is the girl all right how can you have me arrested when i have no way take it easy officer do you mind if i have a few words whether you wait right here no don't what is this all about you know i didn't steal that ring you gave it to me no but you did steal something else the heart of a swell kid ken smith is this your idea of humor bringing me all the way back here just to tell me that i'm not trying to be funny this is serious serious for both you kids i don't see why you had to know anything about it well in as much as i started this thing i thought i'd help to bring it to a happy ending i'm sure you meant well mr brennaman but well really there isn't anything that can be done after all he knew i was engaged to somebody else he knew the fellow you were engaged to married somebody else that's what can you [Applause] i don't know oh let's be sensible about this thing dorothy you're in love with ken and i know it what makes you think so those tears here honey have one on me audrey honey the only reason i had you brought back want you kids to have the chance you're both entitled to where's miss larson inside with mr brennaman why what's the idea of arresting her what did she do why are you friend of hers i sure am and i'd like to know what this is all about hey come here you big phony i'll show you it's all right officer anything can happen in here usually does too i was told he had you arrested he just had me brought back because you asked him to shall i take him outside i'll let him stay the excitement's all over this thing will settle down to a good old-fashioned family fight then you won't need me no thank you very much officer you've done the mayor of encino a great turn tonight not at all your honor good night i only asked him to talk to you you wouldn't listen to me because i'm not interested in anything you're trying to say can't you get that through your head see i'm sorry mr brennaman but gosh now what do i do the only thing a gentleman can do leave her alone no give her a chance to change her mind but she just walked out only to be followed how do you figure that holy mackerel am i dumb gee i'd like to feel like that just one more day before i die [Music] dorothy yes you forgot your pocketbook oh so i did thanks you're welcome could i talk to you a minute well i i wonder could i do it while we're dancing [Music] one [Music] this word so sweet that i repeat means my would you love this heart that i have placed before you i can't find another word with meaning so clear my lips try to whisper sweeter things in your ear but somehow other nothing sounds quite so dear as this self-correcting word i know [Music] m [Music] if i had a wish [Applause] i'd never asked for any worldly thing no dream would be denied and i'd be satisfied with all your love [Music] wishing we [Applause] you know i've been thinking yes you're probably gonna laugh about what about me i figure joe my age ought to start to think a little bit about serious things such as oh you know about the future a lot of things like uh settling down and maybe someday having a home of your own that sounds wonderful ken you know what i really need to make my post-war plan complete don't you no what you oh how about it bend your head over i want to wish for something you know we've only known each other about 14 hours you'll have to give me a little time to think it over okay how long three or four minutes [Music] now they kissed and i hope we'll live happily ever after oh mrs reed will be so happy to hear it she's asleep now thank you for calling good night [Applause] good night night pop goodnight girl you're nice see pop what a day well your true for the nighttime yeah all through oh say tom i've been wanting to tell you this you know me and ma sure like your radio program oh thanks part look at that time and me up at 5 00 a.m in the morning yeah some of the more gags and crazy hats and foolishness and problems and heartaches and headaches and whatnot pop by golly that's what makes the world go around that and me with it good night father you all scallywag mr grandma oh no not you i just wanted to tell you that miss hopper sat on my penguin hat well it's too bad you weren't wearing at the time oh yes but she gave me this one would you mind trying it on so i could tell my friends that you wore it oh thank you mr brammerman oh you do kiss the ladies whose hats you try on don't you oh why not everything else has happened to me today thank you mr brammerman oh the name is brennaman honey good night [Applause] you

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Published: Wed Dec 11 2013