Aunt Clara (1954) Margaret Rutherford, Ronald Shiner

oh crap down to the basement come on come on out I got all the blazes are you okay [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] confound it when are you going to learn to knock a can die not whether try breakfast things in me ends what do you think I am a flippin octopus call for something not now you fool the 10 years you've been marching in here like a flatfoot in air raid warden when are you going to learn that now you're my hand fisted vent I know find out come on upsy-daisy no no no don't give up you couldn't get up a rifle without me here's your breakfast sis porridge a nut milk that's all you're gonna get in till they stop burping all over the place wait a minute stop what PIM I do not but not much your dad well mr. banek is a table man again you know how sensitive I am now be careful will oh sorry got ya many of your lettuce anything to take my mind off this stuff hey so if you don't mind no oh okay no yeah this is from the gamblers luck visa the what the gamblers that geezer dad can do dear mr. Hilton I'm enclosing rough draft of the balance sheet for the past year well a big balance is better than my football pools well the public can't expect to win every time wouldn't be any fun for them well it's not my idea of fun yeah it's a fiddle I know mm-hmm as you will see we have made a fairly substantial profit though of course what with the police happening Wallace sets and motor blinds these days you don't get so much chance to run a game of chance cuz it's too chancy you're sincerely James g4 stick it so deal with that Becker lives later yeah this is from the goat and Gators mr. Mason I'm happy to report that we've been doing good business for you that the goat in Gators lately that better yeah cold tea and the whiskey is certainly more profitable than water in the gin you can't stop the march of science can you mrs. Mason joins me in open that you are will yours faithfully Cyril Mason good nation reliable pity there aren't more Layton oh right all right this is from our VPS that's dear sir just a line to let you know that all the dogs is alright and I've decided to let windy windy win the big race on the 19th of April I'm keeping brutal Bertie office food to make him even more savage like as soon as the Treach go up you'll make mincemeat of a favorite leave-in windy windy a straight run oh yeah I'm telling you this in case you want to do something we are both will accept then I've got a terrible pain in me guts open this find you as it leaves me at present yours truly Alfie Pierce when do you say there's razor nice naughty the rifle so mad with your now yeah this will Platt the grin off your face family whatever they've used which one the only one Oh Lord will go on to do yeah well he's consulted all the nephews and nieces they'd like to give you a birthday party but it should be old in my why may night well cuz I say I feel such a typical month I know why was it difficult because they want to go away on the holiday but I happen to be born in April I'm going to be 18 April and no one's going to me off with a party in May because it's you something up now you do go on you haven't got a go just cuz you've had an invite - Tim person I tell you what we'll do we'll give a party yeah have you gone crackers I said yeah and I meant yeah I tell you what Henry will have one of those catering fellows to come along I'll lay you 74 they all turn up they think there's going to be pickings when I've gone I will not have my 80th birthday pushed around they want a party they shall have a party but it's going to be in April [Music] [Music] Uncle Simon requests the pleasure of your company at luncheon on Monday April the 19th to celebrate the occasion of his 80th birthday very nice - he realizes it would have been more convenient for you had he been conceived a month later but refuses to accept any responsibility for this 19th that's right in the middle of our holiday well it's deliberate of course and so typical of him he's too old to go away anywhere himself and he doesn't want anyone else to its spot that's what it is one must have cost a charitable and indulge the whims of one serve near his mortal end and of course since then the nature of things were certain to inherit his house and lost his money the inconvenience of coming up from Hastings to celebrate what we all feel must be his last birthday [Music] don't stop finding business is business Paris will still be around next year but Uncle Simon may not it's outrageous and everybody's made that plans for the Easter holidays enough serve the obese right nobody turned up at all I totally don't yeah all the more for us in the end as you know during his lifetime Uncle Simon might into his own industry and perseverance has gathered unto himself a considerable good fortune and I for one hope that he will live for many many more years to enjoy their form and finally my dear wellness your crackers you keep your opinions yourself nicer your klappas thank you as I was saying good on with it man finally my dear well and finally my dear ones I would remind you that we are gathered here not only to celebrate a joyous occasion but to give thanks for a long life well spent and now I ask you to be upstanding and drink the health of our dear a very dear man must have one a packet I bet it was fixed speech dear Uncle Simon speech to all those who have something better to do than celebrate because an old man has lived on sight too long for everybody's writing excuse me is everybody happy everybody everybody except miss Cleary open Clara yes I hadn't noticed is that funny I never notices whether Clara's anywhere mr. Colten would you stand up please and everyone else turn and face the camera oh wait a moment where's that little girl that's slave fathers did too serving oh this year oh come on right now still please quite still go exquisite or your life you have overindulged Oh what you're talking about I have known all my life time and again I've told you not to leak to my lesson you won't quit I said for here to witness my will when I want to sermon I'll send for that sanctimonious nephew of mine what do you want who are the blazes of you this is the lawyer governor lawyer yeah you sent for him I sent for mr. Willis of Willis Willis this is and Willis my father's away on holiday sir ah perhaps is just as well he might not approve steady camera steady I shall want you you can hop it little right do you know enough to draw up a will yes of course I do and mind you it's nothing to do with this doctor fellow health one of these days you're going to indulge yourself a bit too much and that'll be the end if you think I'm going to hop it just when you think I should hop it you're very much mistaken I shall hop it I shall hop it wind be flipping will feel like it exactly and thank you very much [Music] it will yeah it's been in the I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen so do you have it put on his purple mantle and went into the middle and set out to find the place where the Badger brothers lived better when who do you think he saw bounding over the ditch Clara oh oh oh I am so sorry I do apologize all right in the end because I kept you all waiting our dispense with the preliminaries and merely read you the will itself to all who attended my 80th birthday a mounted photograph to remind them of that occasion as a token of gratitude to that old reprobate my friend and companion Henry Martin the sum of 100 pounds my race glasses and my watch than that to my natural daughter known as Julie Mason that's good heavens sorry you had to hear that matter an annuity of two hundred and forty pounds to be remitted in payments of 20 pounds a month for life Chris so much for the legacies are now for the actual estate and quite a considerable estate to I might say first my six racing greyhounds I leave to the only person who won't race the backsides off them to gain an extra few quid my niece Clara Hilton it's ridiculous my controlling interest in the game of chance known as gamblers luck I leave to the only one of you who I can be sure hasn't had his or her greedy eyes upon it my niece Clara Hilton yeah but why me the freehold licensed premises known as the goat in gaiters I leave to the only one amongst you who I know won't drink all the profits my niece Clara Hilton the whole of the residue of my estate my property at number one Lipton Grove Paddington occupied by mrs. Gladys Smith and her four girls together with this house you're all cluttering up at the moment I leave to the only person who doesn't expect to get it my niece Clara Hilton Simon it's preposterous I shall contest it uncle Simon can't have been in his right mind that doctor who witnessed the will stated that he'd never known mr. Hilton to be saner but there are conditions I am leaving all this to my nice clever because she was the only one who was too busy looking after other people to come to my party because what because she was the only one who was too busy looking after other people to come to my party and so I know that I can entrust her to look after the welfare as I would have done of the only living creatures for whom I have any affection name them Julie Mason my dear friend mrs. Gladys Smith my six greyhounds and Henry Martin I study governor practically everything goes to Ferrer including his capital after payment of death duties and after all those beautiful hymns we sang for him oh you'd like a nice glass of port [Music] and the aren't assignment I will do my death no kiddin me I didn't know you were going on holiday I do hope you would have a nice time how long will you be gone for life miss and it's not gonna be all of thee you mean you're not coming back no miss never but you must Henry this is your home as well as mine uncle cyclonus so I don't fit in here any longer I'm a man see and you're the one I mean a lady look what she needs a nice lady companion who thinks the same way as you did not the likes are made but don't you like working here well I did miss yes but oh well then it'll make me very happy if you'll please remain and carry on exactly as before exactly miss exactly but I used to book mr. Samet up paid well of course in my case that wouldn't really be necessary no miss not miss it wouldn't work why not well because you're a spinster same as me and the neighbors might start talking about what you're me okay how perfect is sweet off what would they say I'm a man miss I'm used to living amongst men I don't know anything about women I mean ladies at least ladies long you cannot be a nuisance but Henry you are not a nuisance and I need you you you did do you ever pray Henry or not regular miss sometimes before a big race I've been praying so hard for the answer the answer to what miss why Uncle Simon left me things like greyhounds and the publicans yeah yeah he always was one for a good laugh miss Lou Henry was more than that it came to me in my prayers dawn he wanted someone like me someone with no tires no children no household worries who could devote herself to looking after those near and dear to him I can see him up there now Clara you see Clara I trust you to see that they are well and truly cared it's a sacred trust II know but how can I deal with grey hands and the public hands I know so little about that sort of life Gladys Smith of course is different I should say she is people I can understand but drinking and racing well we can't have you wanted saloon bars and Gander the dogs all on your own cameras that's Uncle Simon speaking he's saying Henry help her all you can your my sacred trust oh Henry you're a dear sir yeah where are my bags I know it good Henry good and we'll start tomorrow shower me with a lovely drive into the country we'll go and visit them and at the goat in gaiters okay miss algún tipo the Masons Thank You Henry oh I knew you'd stand by me my fault sir oh I want she calls a sacred trust sacred trust was it I thought a cycling trust was not a bishop water keep his stomach in but tomorrow of all days we got four shutter bangs booked already oh that's done it if pickled and stop doing these another bounce you'll sell the flipping base before you can say how's your father there's only one opening you'll have to get out in and out of here before we open before the shadow banks arrive I can't do me best hey thanks I didn't warn ya right good I cut these are nice how to do I knew things that come home to roost how did I know you were gonna choose tomorrow not the shadows I'm worried about its Julie if you'd have the decency to leave the girl alone instead of taking liberties she'd still be here yeah well just emotionally if you ask me she might hit things out if she were about our lands for instance and what if miss Hilton wants to know where Julie is I don't what I love leave it uncle Simon must have known how I was longing for pressure that Blackbirds just bursts to itself never big time yiii can I help Henry you'll never believe what I did to the loudspeaker of the mission I could miss Clara indeed I could no dad I can't wait to get to the guqin Gators no neither can i yeah just about yeah we are gone with the wind you said it miss Clara you said it [Applause] oh what a charming little hospitable Thank You Henry welcome miss Hilton delighted to meet you thank you very much what a pretty house you have here indeed you made the whole place quite charming sounds of gaiety over that's the Boy Scout fountain this is mrs. Mason that's right no really then I must go in and see them have a nice day all ready for you in the parlor have any kind of you but I should like to see your your Boy Scouts first I let me splatter this now hurry you don't want a copy to get come back to you that makes you special cookies for you too oh well in that case we will go in this way how do you do we were so delighted with enry told us you were coming well we may get United a kind of people this way miss Hilton the Boy Scouts seem to be enjoying this do what yeah I was telling miss Eltham the Boy Scouts always that their rallies here so you're wearing me well I must bring some of my Girl Guides down from the Mission Indians I wonder if I might be allowed to wash my hands rather a dusty dry but of course this way miss Hilton round the corner first on the left thank you [Music] any sir hey sir you gonna get them out of here you come down when you said you were come in wanna bet you've got to get him out of the business were doing look if she sets one foot in that bar you might have no business you'll be so buck turned out before you can say Tom gentlemen please all right I'll see what I can do three chords of an axe look you're gonna get your party out of here only just got it are they good enough for your what you know not that early here I got my reasons there's one thing I'll respect it's a man's reasons [Music] John is a I'm having a super splendid [Laughter] [Music] I'm sorry go after you thank you don't you [Music] Gogi which is all right [Music] being honest it'll fill weeks to get it properly repaired I'm gonna say she's locked in you must be gonna go see if she's wrapping the door it's having to look after other people's that's a puzzler you have to find out why they do things and then stop them doing it well it's very interesting to talk III get to little tiny okay that's what buzzes oh dear I suppose you know I never thought is the pub's I hope in tongues I'll tell you she ain't there you don't think what she's gone into the bar the bar its truth jarnia I know knows the man in my kitchen cool what I know yeah I'm gonna quit my right come on hurry up don't you'll be back in the kitchen all right I agree mom right away you're now stuck done anybody think you would see the lender backed up flies Henry oh do please have this you look all over dinner such a charming to where mr. Mason come along we mustn't keep your DIY freaking Oh quite dangerous you know I think I must have been thirsty too yeah she is I always keep a close done so this is Georgie yeah this little rich after all you've done for actin strange how then is strange she doesn't look that sort of person at all not even so much as I thank you just packed up her things and update without leaving an address just a message on the mirror written in lipstick mind don't try to find me I shall be abroad and you treat her as if she was one of your own when was this just about three months ago just after a 21st birthday three months could you never tell mr. Simon in ring mr. Simon Hilton was good to us he trusted us he was our friend and benefactor he was a sick man and an old man would you have told him powers best not then it seems to me you must have three installments of her alliance in the meantime 60 pounds I ever do miss Hilton already for him every night we play she'll send us an address so we can let her have it perhaps you'd better let me keep it there I pray a night and morning yeah the old 60 quid takes it out of his hands and puts it in a bag as karma sure please I've never been so embarrassed since I'm at me appendix out anybody think she didn't fast him well maybe she doesn't I what's good enough for then I'm just good enough for there poking her nose in here mayor and everywhere always causing trouble how do you do miss Hilton how are you Charles may I call you the editor not where's my bag they all miss I'm so glad you've come there's work to be done here we go again I want you to find a missing person now can it wait she's gone abroad she may have and she may not but the Meissen said so now here's her photograph her name is Judas is her well of course it's a she hasn't gone abroad I'm dining with her tonight I won with Julie yes where did you meet her at the funeral oh no you never she wasn't there no no no not in the church neither was i I met her outside while the service was going on I didn't mean to what a nerve do you mean whilst we were playing our last respects to mr. Simon Hilton you were outside playing as your father I've never heard of such a thing what do you think resulting I think it's absolutely wonderful I have to think of these two denied for young people being brought together like that uncle Simon would be so pleased pleased he must be turning over in his grave of Catherine wheel don't be so starchy is she happy has she got a job oh yes at the at the flower shop in collet road well if there's nothing more miss Hilton she'll forgive me already must find tell an IVA coming round to see her right no no on second thoughts I don't think you want to be talking about me or Simon Schwimmer I'll introduce myself to her in my own good time I guess myself it doesn't do to mix business and pleasure yourself not Irina thank you and please Oh hear me what a marvelous stroke of fate stroke I like a struggle airbrush so you're off to now it's just gonna bring the Masons tell him that Julie was alright oh we won't unsettle the Masons yet I think I write them a letter after I had a wave oh but don't let that stop you going to your local high [Music] good morning Danish for the morning miss house mrs. Bailey much better thank you boy that's hot water and lemon you recommended did more good than all the doctor's prescriptions put together there's nothing like the old-fashioned remedies you're quite right but give her my best wishes I will good morning thank you Henry it's all arranged what is Miss Julie I found her at the flash shop aren't they lovely yes miss it's early closing tomorrow so she's coming here to tea what for I think she caused enough trouble already to sign the papers for her allowance of course and I shall arrange with Charles to be here as well but miss Clara solicitors have offices for that sort of thing they don't have to come knocking on doors I insurance men don't you see Julie has no idea that Charles is a submissive she'll expect to find some musty dusty old fogey and when she dies she'll find mr. Anne Willis in all these flippin glory yeah can't you just see their happy faces like what's this maker it's addressed to Uncle Simon oh it's no one I found it in the desk we must have missed it when we cleared it out Henry are you speaking the truth me when I merely asked because this is yesterday's postmark look Hey oh well if you must know it's from the gamblers luck geezer yes I recognize his handwriting I didn't think you wanted to be troubled it's my duty to be troubled Henry any letter addressed to Uncle Simon is my concern yes mr. Henry hand it over thank you dear mr. Hilton this is to send you my best respects and to Henry who I hope he's keeping fairly sober do you might not see him and to tell you the things weren't too good in the North but I hope to pick up a packet on the dance a packet of what Henry doe doe on the dance sounds like manna from heaven it is if you want to see how things are going I'll be at Epsom all the week working close to max merry-go-round this is a gift from heaven Eldred yeah but if you ask me Evans getting a bit too generous ring up and order the car we've go and see the VN and this afternoon what oh now look miss Clara this is a man's job you mustn't get me stuck in that crowd you caused more trouble than Errol Flynn in a Noreen oh it's uncle Simon's wish I'm in honorbound besides I quite like [Music] [Applause] wasn't that exciting Emily who one time as usual honest proven joke that's another merry-go-round perhaps it's next booze well mr. Bostick said he'd be playing his gamblers lucky come on let's go and see Malik was now ready to get there miss Clara look you've got all the afternoon Oh babies by baby's born excuse me miss Barrett do you mind if I can see a man about a dog don't you mean horse [Music] [Music] well as a matter of fact I'm simply longing for a nice cup of tea cuppa tea yes please it used to be people used to come to Epsom to pack horses but not today now did any common RC fur cap suit a ten-pound sir - excuse me sir you're a book me can I presume that's right like may I shake you by the hand I've often read about bookmakers but I've never actually met one before I hope I don't disappoint you like on the contrary you do trust me very much I'm so pleased when the potential in a penitential aboard a mature do you enjoy your work I used to lady serafall of 350 pounds of five tiny boy seven to seven months fibre baby's bottle forty pounds to five babies bottle 72 I hear while the secrecy my taint over 21 or something up with an old lady you don't approve the bed in world why did you leave her at home she brought me she bought me a puppy ten past two hours of popping 79 no lady each way doesn't mean they oh yes genuine information royal blood collecting for charity what a beautiful name golden sunset you adults [Music] and she Robin is the winner now who is lucky fancy Robin I am many cracks out of you I'm the very best of good luck to you sir the very best ability of cigarettes cigarettes it is everybody chooses the Rome Prize on this tall thank you very much now who's ready for the next turn of the wheel this game is so simple that even the kill you could win one wheel flowers the other bird birds and flowers quite charming I want to Simon must have melted thank you sir I'm the very best of collection the very mustard I beg your pardon my they go on Rose Sparrow is the winner now who is the lucky holder of rose petal no one know how many unfortunate don't go away friends once more we have a turn of the lucky wheel here we go hey silly girl is take you sir now look you've seen enough of it there miss Tara come on thank you madam other buddy but good luck to you and you too sir how do you do how do you do madam you don't say uncle Simon's dead you know so is my grandmother don't you be rude you misfit I'm the owner of your pretty game and I'm Little Red Riding Hood thank you very much indeed my name is Clara future now look lady I'm a very patient man but don't drag me too far get out of here before there's any trouble like you Sarah Hilton Hotel yes Hilton it's Jail Henry [Music] all miss Hilton welcome welcome nice to meet you that nice little piddles Jill Nina Shirley ergo all you have to do is buy one chicken miss Hilton how would you like to take a turn of the wheel just to be wood [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] again okay take them off need that in evidence [Applause] [Applause] you are licensed you nearly start around a nipson there's a little matter of the winner at the 2:30 and if it hadn't been for some smart talk on the part of an will you see yeah we should all be in jail for the next six months oh yes Henry I admit the climax was most unfortunate yes but the police could hardly be blamed good day for jumping to wrong conclusion shall we have the cake stand over here yes miss you know I don't think mr. Foss dick can lead a very happy life I do wish I could find some use for him in our world oh if only I had the strength look mrs. your Tom in life you want to be taking things more quiet why don't you agree mr. bliss well if there's anything I can do by visiting some of the other beneficiaries for you now you're talking well there are only the DR dogs left look Mississippi and but you don't know anything about dogs why don't you let mr. burr listen I'll do it for ya I'm very fond of dogs no thank you anyway thank you both of you but Uncle Simon put his trust in me he's depending on mr. Simon ain't dependent on anybody he's dead of course he isn't dead yet who do be like six feet under the ground Julius Caesar Uncle Simon is living because he expressed a wish and that wish is alive in us in our consciences if we kill it then he is dead indeed and no six feet could ever give him rest she forgives me the willies down again I tell you yes Julie well let her in no no you go Henry oh please I'm keeping you as a surprise good evening I'm Julie Mason is Miss Hill to me she is darling recognize me now I why it's Henley I'm set-asides means that's a long time I feel a lot better if you let me go around causing trouble for everyone he's upstairs I've said it before mr. mrs. Mason after all the things I've done for you I can explain that night before I lived hello mr. Jolley dad I'm so glad you're gonna you know him yes Henry and I are old friends I got no to other people that bought the ends of feet somehow Henry Henry it's just that I've been putting a rather unfair burden on him but really soon clear things up our solicitors here to do that now and I think you'll find you may place every confidence in you Julie this is our solicitor hello Julie good evening so this is your solicitor rather yes isn't it speak and he knows all about the will who my father was he wants you to sign it to show that you understand and agree this being the last will and testament of simon hilton hats charles that parties already understood no to julie Mason my natural daughter where do I sign hey just a minute enemies yeah yes thank you very much I had hoped you'd stay to tea I'm afraid I have another appointment I'm sorry I too am sorry favorite Julie wait a minute you have they are denied mourn yeah what about the way she treated the Masons perhaps Charles you also have another appointment thank you missiles and I have indeed just like the start of a dog race on it and such a nice P yeah at least we know that in love I everything matters so much at that age laugh yeah you gotta stop it miss Hilton she's a girl of character Henry yeah real bad character if you ask me she'll make him an excellent wife if she's an example of an excellent wife thank goodness I'm a flippin Bachelor come on I'll Drive you home no thank you I'm going back back they'll do nothing of the sort you're coming in the car no nonsense is that a promise but no nun fall for the love of Pete you know if you're going to adopt this fantastic attitude every time a man tries to kiss you goodnight you're gonna wind up with a couple of battery cars aniket and from the look of things they won't even be a tomcat well I've done the best to put it off I've told her the dogs are fit and when every chicken rice but they are estimates you gotta convince her that they're full of beans and run on a wind with the wind now not with the wind like yeah and listen if she's not satisfied you'll lose him quicker than you'll lose your reputation and another thing she doesn't approve a Fed in so I've told her that you're running him the honor and glory who are they trophies or trophies you mean cups and things all right if you say so yeah yeah Myka big uns okay leave it to me right good night Cup put your coat on Lily we're going out to the sports yes tomorrow an interfering party what an impressive sight so uncle Simon's dogs won all these he must have been very proud your uncle thought more of his dogs in the Sultan and he did of himself I remember him saying now with tears in his eyes Alfie says you don't know what a treat it is to have the fastest in England will you must both be great animal lovers to love them like children don't my mother yes sometimes it's only their tails that stops us looking on them as our own kith and kin how touching would you like to guys see the dogs now Miss Clara yes Henry indeed I would the missus now they're long in a minute we're just getting the dinner's ready what he's dead some nice soup and no it's awful yes well it smells rather awful if I may be allowed to say so keep away from brutal Bertie little birdie no one we keep the savage the favorites but of course might never fingers off that's it as I was telling in the car it almost human yeah you're gonna use to see him on soccer logically yeah yeah yeah yeah I got a feeling she's a bit more fly than she looks I'd like to see her get the better of me come on mini up with that grown this one doesn't too well either boy I promised Uncle Simon Henry do go in and see me just to make sure his fault just to please me you know so much about dogs that I know soon I think you're defending him Henry try calling him Bertie he can't be well it's [Applause] just a precautionary measure missile quite understand but I'm not sure the dog will sit on the whole I think they have anywhere not a sore I hope oh no no no miss just a bit he can't wait to get off of that air so are you going to win another lovely cafe Mika it's in the bag nice one of mr. Simons favorites he was and I'm quite sure Uncle Simon would want me to watch his channel see you on Saturday V maker and mind ruin not too late I'm too thick the dogs never won a race in his life I say I dashed out like that before I would finished with all your papers was there anything else to sign oh nothing just tell me the name of the bank you want your allowance inter don't you bank any the allowance your head until Sam is dead what allowed us the money that Simon sent a mason to pay you [Music] yes you mean you never saw not a penny waiter bill please well what's the matter come on where are we going to call on aunt Claire they're cool what I know pocketed missed you lose money with Mariana making a bar set over the other offer the things I said about you miss I got Barbie to uh can't well the sooner we see the Mason's are better die you might see them again once I see miss Bayliss let us say we found Julie you know Henry I don't believe I posted that letter I come to think of it I don't believe I even wrote it you never wrote it this is my affair Julie's my girl and I did for a dad that might ignite there actually Julie is my concern it was uncle Simon's wish that I laughter why don't we all go it's a lovely night said a splendid suggestion idea I'll go and get my cape and hat in the Charles new vans we must all be perfectly calm and allow the Mason muster hand si [Music] is yours charlie okay he's your Scout are you dim why is endre oh nice to see ya Maggie is Henry what are you gonna have he's all the hours / the flippin roof but I'm not gonna get a TR long this is indeed a pleasure well this is a surprise we very same this morning but we didn't Julie darling it's hello I'm little Julie sit or come home to us yeah we thought we'd lost her you must be very happy yeah terribly happy yeah terribly can really believe me missin you no idea we've every idea mr. Mason I'd like a word with you in private certainly come through here hadn't I better go to now Dax you serve the drinks on the air Cyril said what do you have Julie Tony didn't tell me about you miss Clara but I'd like a nice glass of port a nice car supporter a Jenna tight glass support and a black contain I see you didn't let her have her allowance because you thought it would be bad for her to have money that's it girls like I'd have to have every temptation put out of their way well just like a father he was hmm no morals why she might read it up on the street termites were there boots on because Charles is not resorting to violence I tell you shoe is a proper bed not she always coming over there's nothing like a nice wallop [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] come in Henry I gotta hand it to you ah you read the phonebook I don't know I did about Judy army hmm okay what I will stick sometimes aren't you well I like to think it was Uncle Simon guiding me to what is best for doing there you go giving me the willies again look yeah you can have a nice day in bed tomorrow I'm gonna bring you up your breakfast luncheon back a little bit lovely you mean you will yes I need the rest cool what a change seeing since it last night because I must be at my best in the evening that's like we're going on 15 night shift now why you know it's the concept for the children's holidays oh Henry I do hope people will try and be a little more generous this time and forget their silly taxation it's such a good cause look trying to get anybody to cough up for charity these days is not trying to get a Russian Gua just single BES America oh I do love your little jokes still we aren't up against it Henry you know the risk drive early showed a profit of eight chillings and fourpence I don't know said I'm not going to worry my prayers have been answered before and I think they will be again yeah I shouldn't be surprised they were good night miss Clara good night Henry [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] you'll worship the mayor de generis ladies and gentlemen the last most professional contribution almost concludes our little concept is evening which as you know is in aid of our children's holiday fund as I am sure you must all remember the childhood delights of making sandcastles splashing one another in the briny and playing leapfrog on the beach I am going to ask the children to give you one last song while my dear friend Henry Martin likes the collection pleased young people please give generously so that these children may also enjoy a holiday by the seaside [Music] don't you strain yourself with it hold up this lot won't go on leather quality [Music] [Applause] thank you ladies and gentlemen for your kind generosity now miss Hilton you've been doing far too much lately oh never mind about me doctor it's the poor children how are we going to get to a holiday they've got plenty of time for holidays you haven't tried so hope that my prayers would be answered Vance listen now everybody likes again you don't have to get the money call it and get it you can have it here and right now and don't forget that it's all in aid at the Children's already fun so come the first race will be starting shortly thank you what an animated scene Henry and what a perfectly sweet idea putting the dogs in different colored jackets so much has a much bigger animal altogether its hind legs are much longer for one thing and the hair gives great leaps in the air that's definitely a bunny here me short legs but it's small yes hey owner has extraordinarily that's almost better well don't you give him them before the rice otherwise you run like a middle-aged fan dancer Oh beyond lovely while you wander into a dog like a make it beats me funny things that men don't they see but not blue in miracles sergeant Samuel skated everything's on ice these days what it's charges when my dogs run chance doesn't enter into it you know miss Hilton is his owner you have to be walking him round me bring him look just keep him on the moon doesn't turn into it you know around Clara where's your birthmark miss now hey Michael will never do it it's not haymaker it's crusader I'm the one on the amp chadar be switched on the night before last blimey you do the same n real ad and we both be accepted in society if we're wrong between society and a monster that question on the nod it will be back in the pawn shop by this evening so using that everything don't you leave is it Carter pay mrs. o Yi's blissfully happy mr. Pierce and how about you never felt that think I'd better take him now they'll be poor ladies so long miss so long partner that nice big cat I'm sure you're not the guys see the pride miss Paris I would go talking of parades Hemi that man thinks his military dog will win militaire dog oh you mean sergeant saying oh people believe all you hear about sergeant respira now well if you'll excuse me I'll see you in the stand where you off to now Henry to see a man about a horse see I are visited by Micah all on am a perv y'all flippin lot 1050 they make one five one dark a me there's one born every minute to Planet Earth keep through the Chairman hello Lily I put them on shirt no no I vote use either I hope she is enough to nothing we hear you're a labret which rice were you in I think it must be the excitement will it all affects us differently done it I look there's Alfie putting a maker in the taxi yeah see what I mean Henry definitely a bunny [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] did he win here new missus PS can you tell me who won number five sergeant Sam thank you [Music] look what's coming something went wrong leave it to uncle Alfie fifty quid down the drain another 20 to pay out on that perishing papa [Music] 32 34 36 38 and how I've seen the lot [Music] come in I suppose alphas and his chips there well I should think so Henry it's well past suppertime Oh Howard didn't mean that I mean he's lost his job you'll be taking the dogs away from him why should I what do you mean why should you well MIT Utley was a little deceitful of mr. Pierce changing the dog's rhymed like that but he only did it to impress me because he loved the dog so much and he wanted to keep them I think we will say no more about it what do you mean you're gonna have him carry on training the dogs yes I think he'll be an honest trainer from now on you bet he will I don't make many like you miss Clara well that's as well we don't want too many pernickety old sticklers like me missing a battle who don't you believe it the world could do with a lot more our clearest Thank You Henry good night miss oh Henry I was almost forgetting how much did you lose on haymaker me miss I never had a bit miss was it all of Uncle Simon's legacy Ferris Jabr miss I don't think he'd have liked you to do that would he no no I know spazzy would miss just a minute Henry come back here take that what's this miss well open it and see now you can't do this mister I can't take it I lost me a bit and that's that if it hadn't been for me you wouldn't want it I know miss but I didn't deserve to win well neither did I so I've no more right to the money than your health oh please take it Henry but look was too much here miss well Watts ovaries for alpha Pierce that Cup was to being quite expensive you mean you mean you knew about that too mr. Pierce rather gave himself away with the cups in his house even I know the dogs don't win the hundred yards back strip no miss you better hurry Henry or it'll be too late for your tan and black no taking a black base black and tan well I don't want you to miss it off you go thank you Miss good night Henry good night miss Clara little old friend we are both rather worn out [Music] mrs. Gladys Smith here may I come in and talk to you well I'm mr. Simon Hilton's niece and he left it on the lam in the wrong place that's what your uncle liked about me and I'm sure there must have been other things he liked as well there we'll come on in we all sound so she must have nipped off to the mission room if that was turned on a day like this too so I think I've got everything settled now I've had to make a change or two that the go team Gators but I believe that the dogs would be happy with mr. Pierce and what about gamblers luck well I've left that with mr. Bostic I don't approve of gambling of course but now that he's going to send half the profits to my children's holiday fund it makes that's funny so that only leaves you and I've left you to the last I'm afraid rather naughty of me it sounds but Henry would keep putting me off I don't know why you didn't seem to want me to come here now I'm alright yes that's what Henry says but under Simon wish that you'll be adequately provided for do you use all this house or left part of it there are four rooms left Jerry okay media lovely weather for it I don't think sorry I'm sure I didn't know you had company coming dotted in I'd like you to meet miss Hilton how are you you must be one of the girls my uncle was still interested interested that's a new one doli doli is not at all young she neither the other three the reigning Harvin ever if he can't go on doing you what they do for much longer couldn't they find some other kind of food will such as not really they're not the domesticated side oh don't think I've come to interfere please come back here I'm going to tell you something I haven't told anybody else I know [Music] you've got to get things suit isn't it how did you know father look in your eyes in operation I rather think it's too late for them well don't you run about me and the girls that's my away would you need to tottered brandy then I ring for a taxi and send you home you'll have a heart of gold [Music] she's not too good she looks all in who's there it's mr. Charles and Miss chilly don't tell me I'm consignment rubbish Sophie Sophie Charles yeah you will take care of how much I'll do my best unfair thank you dear I think this calls for some sort of celebration men jeer miss Clara yes Henri what a splendid idea take them round to our local parent Charles yeah deal with that for me will you yes of course jamario thank you bless you Julie [Music] god bless super you meet me Sylvia [Music] goodnight [Music] goodnight Toxocara [Music] I've done my best they are Uncle Simon your sweet Julie with that nice chance I think they'll be very happy Gladys Smith and her girls won't have to go out in the rain anymore they'll be warm and comfy nah mr. and mrs. Pierce I know we'll take good care of the deer dogs they'll find that honesty pays in the long run but I'm sure mr. Bostick will feel far happier now that gamblers lack is paying for the children's holiday fun you could knock me down with our flesh and amano-san qigong well the doctor said she knew she hadn't got long to live yeah that's why she'd never let up she wanted to carry out his wishes before she was - hmm I never complained never thought of us so yeah there's one thing I'm glad about that she never got around to seeing vanish Smith oh that really would have upset the poor I was sold but she did see it what when I don't know when but she seen her all right but she never told me well perhaps she thought you didn't approve of mrs. Smith well don't tell me she approved of her she was - found some good in her because she's left at the house at Lipton Grove and some money for the benefit of four ladies whose names I've forgotten not Doris Rose and unison s that's right now who are they black what a pity the world ain't brand alarm clear us it must be awful I've got to make the arrangements she's left you the goat in Gators mate at me you you don't click what's on your mind Henry right well I was just thinking that Manning I lost at the dog track mm-hmm well she paid me back well what about it well you don't think it'll be sort of wrong to well pay for a monument with it I can't think of anything she'd like more yes something quite plain and simple simple mm-hmm simple yeah this is gonna be posh marble ten feet high an angel on the top yeah with piping flippin wings [Music] you

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