Brainy Memes - Episode 55

[Music] increase phone brightness quack I'm here for you Thanks I'm going through a tough time so it means a lot and sorry I lost all my contacts who is this this is your you bird driver I'm here to pick you up what's hard about dating you even they were dating me I still won't believe that you actually like me manga anime Netflix adaption a quick grammar lesson doesn't equals does not they're equals they are your equals you are my fire equals the one desire believe equals when I say I want it equals that way my cap sneezed as soon as I took this picture or this is not my cat your crush her father her brother her ex her crush you this is what 3,000 grams of cannabis oil looks like no wonder Goku was chasing those damn things around Shakespeare has no talent explain this what you egg he stabs him it looks like you are pregnant I'm pregnant no but it looks like you are my teacher tells me beauty is on the inside that's just something ugly people say when you press disable flash on your camera Cartoon Network characters for tonight dance challenge breaking news suicide rate jumps to 100% when you wake up two minutes before your alarm and watch it as it rings pathetic don't tell anyone okay a few moments later what our love of winter cold weather wearing hoodies all the [ __ ] mosquitoes die and burn in hell carbon monoxide dear Marylebone oxygen don't ask a girl where she wants to eat tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat then take her to the first gas he's cracked the code we didn't even know we had what is the most impressive but illegal thing you've done nice try FBI when she calls you daddy instead of calm raid how to surprise the enemy literally March 40 elephants over the Alps like an absolute madman mass evacuations as Huracan target us forgot me lamb when you get home drunk and see your kids beat it me at the bar trainer decipher if the jus cheese with his/her man or just her homeboy to all of the haters that said this day would never come when you eat because you're sad but now you're just fat and sad so how's adulting going I surrender B I'm cold C please feed me spend so much time chasing others and their dreams I forgot to chase my own me what can possibly go wrong though anxiety I'm glad you asked when you're at a concert and the band doesn't say that your city is their favorite city excuse me what the f sometimes it takes more than a man to stop a corrupt government me I'm looking for something to show off my boobs but my arms head get cold we tailor systems I got you fam when someone types tank you instead of thank you [Music] the world if tato was never born we sneaking into the kitchen with no pants on at 2:24 a.m. to eat shredded cheese god I wish that were me your gum swear I'm lying we laughed when preferred that damn car on the porch we ain't laughing now a woman with the same height and hair as my mom six year old me Jeanie you get three wishes me I wish you were terrible at math Jeanie you only have 14 more wishes my plan have kids make them watch the movie 2012 tell them that I survived this 2012 if you never had a deep late-night conversation at one of these tables with your friends at 1:00 a.m. what you doing I got 69 mosquito bites looking at this big full name Bob the Tomato alias Bob species tomahto status deceased facts the original battle royale is musical chairs attention the ninth floor has temporarily been moved to the 15th floor also Wednesday has been cancelled due to scheduling errors and now the weather I have had a long day I'm very small and I have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under Bill Cosby in jail looking at six likes nine North East and Drake like new study finds that married couples have a higher chance of divorce than single people when I'm in the shower two percent washing eight percent singing ninety percent winning fake arguments father and son you were adopted son what I knew it I want to meet my biological parents father we are your biological parents now pack up the new ones we'll pick you up in 20 minutes destruction 100 zou is accused of painting a donkey and passing it off as a zebra sneaked 100 me in bed remembering when I walked to someone that was waving at someone else in 2011 [Music] me struggling to do a math problem the teacher telling me I should remember it from last year when you were once considered the smart kid everyone believed in but now you're too depressed to do work so everyone is disappointed in you I show us a picture of the most breathtaking place you've ever visited we will share a fact about it what is this water boarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds like an awesome time if you don't know what either of those things are 11 p.m. okay one more YouTube video and I'm going to sleep 3 a.m. Turkish man yelling me out an egg ten minutes eight-year-olds when they bring in all the groceries in one go [Music] seeing boobs for the first time seeing boobs for the five thousand six hundred and eighty seventh time help me up throw me the land someone dies Internet me don't be weird of this social event other me give strangers unnecessary information about serial killers after grandma cleans up the house when half of the Internet is jacking off to your archenemy that's it I'm jetting me mallet if my girl cheating on me with you she not my girl no more she yours now and she cheating on you with me s MH sad splendor daddy a man who strives to be a sugar daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off so you're just gonna scroll past without saying bon Joe who would win Murph are we open 24 hours now we just flip burgers for fun at 3:00 a.m. you drunk fats you know my flat earth a friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it's flat in the end he came around I hate how well this joke played out no need to hate it after all the only thing flat earthers have to fear is fear itself waiting for your girlfriend to calm down when she is mad because you love her and don't want to make her more mad when you think it's gonna be a sh day and you were right [Music] the American Hogwarts houses look at your School of Witchcraft and Wizardry now look at mine now yours now up to mine sadly your school is not mine but if you'll got off your room sticks and started using a real sorcerers deodorant it could smell like mine abracadabra I'm a horse good night I'm done I can't stop laughing when you open the front camera on accident but it doesn't matter because your glorious me but I heard juice cleanses are good for you doctor drinking nothing but mimosas for three days isn't a juice cleanse me I'm so fat friend no you're beautiful me I didn't say I was ugly I said I was fat eighteen years later we returned to the beach law I have several questions when it's 2:00 a.m. and you drop a spoon [Music] you [Music]

Channel: BrainyDude

Views: 86,939

Rating: 4.9122806 out of 5

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Id: 77OfrToQMW4

Length: 10min 3sec (603 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 28 2018