BOYFRIEND TAG!

hey everybody it's funny and I'm here with dog man and today we are finally gonna answer the questions that you guys asked at least over a month ago yeah that's my bad sorry bro the boyfriend tag the boyfriend q a busy you work a lot he works a lot he's on call a lot I go on call every couple of weeks and then even when I'm not on call I end up working all night jobs a lot all day all night all day but anyway he works a lot and then sometimes when he gets a day off or the weekend off we just end up going out on a date or going out to eat or watching movies mmm eating food at the house or something I don't know we've just been like living life and we just got back into town we were gone for ten days so that's actually why we can film this today because we flew back in this morning what time to be at home like 1:00 or something yeah and he's had the rest of the day off so here we are for your viewing pleasure and I'm sorry it took so long but here we are okay can't kiss my mouth right now cuz I know how to no that's why gradua I know it's actually my favorite place ah that is her favorite I know that the most asked question hands-down is how old he is I'm 26 or 27 oh you are doing 26 like it's a multiple choice wait are you he's thirteen months younger than me everyone thinks he's older than me wait what was my favorite question somebody phrased it in the most excellent way I taught that was your uncle dad or something astrological signs I'm a Leo I'm a Virgo there we go oh okay do you guys plan on getting a pet and to take care of it together and get a monkey we're gonna get a monkey like a marmoset cuz we learned that Capucines are actually evil it's not about getting a Capuchin but we heard like how old two or three when they go through adolescence they freak out and they get all aggressive towards their owners or bite your face off I'll buy you the fling feces it's a mess fun facts I mean to everyone oh here's a weird one would you rather grow old from the neck up or grow old from the neck I come you'd rather have an old face yeah everybody I would have to say I'd rather grow old from the neck down because I could just like wrap a blanket around myself and then everyone would just think I'm young forever just it's a good idea no no no not a good idea do you like dog man's long hair and facial hair yes there was a question that asked what would I do if he cut his hair and the answer is cry what's one word that you can think of to describe me choose this word wisely see oh this one's fun okay if you could put on a Halloween costume that magically turns you into any fictional couple for a day what costume would you put on she wants me to mean to pulling in it I do Josephine wouldn't that be the greatest couples costume ever I would be the Joker and Harley Quinn is that what's happening this year yeah are you trying to gently prepare me now is his name actually dog face yes it is well can we just sing our song for them sometimes we write songs together banana cab and MIT lollipops from Boston yeah yeah wait what was my face is my face is a lion it's my first tell me face is my face he's a lion we could be a musical group that would sell never how did you meet so many people ask that but I personally liked this one best cuz they spelled it meat like a steak we were both in Romeo and Juliet in high school we've known each other for and we met backstage in a play yes up heisting she was a sophomore and I was a freshman didn't I at one point call you that guy yes I think when I saw you down the hall like when we first really didn't know each other I was just like that guy how long has Dogman been growing his hair as long as I can remember how tall is Dogman let's find out how are we gonna measure we don't have to they can't see us that much taller no all we see is stomachs that much taller than you that much taller I'm 5/3 so that is the most strangest form of measurement ever no you're probably like what you're by like six one six one I like that sound good I'll deal with it probably not six long you're probably five nine is he in a band because he looks like it a metal one question mark I don't think he looks like he's in the middle man a metal bit but you are in a band yeah what would you classify your music as we are we used to have been called the grog and we used to play pirate riot folk that isn't interesting genre pirate riot oh I was part of another band that didn't have any lyrics or words or melodies or songs and we just sold ties and that was pretty great that was called tetra do we wait but you're in a band now yeah doesn't have an official name that they have a name it's it's developing it's a newly formed band we're gonna be called tequila Mockingbird ooh moment of truth okay what does Dogman like more do you like a more natural soft makeup look or my dark semi gothic makeup look with a red lipstick do you like it when I wear more makeup or less makeup less makeup you're just saying that no people want to know how long we've been together we have been together since birth she's been next to me since as long as I can remember yeah what were we doing before we sat down here no no we got together in high school when I was a senior right I was 2005 for 2004 you forgot our life and 2004 and we pretended that we were married as a super really long time bought rings from James Avery which we do Melanie the next I actually didn't tell anybody I got married except for one person I just skipped school on my birthday made it more believable and I came the next day with a ring and I didn't point it out to anybody and I didn't say anything until somebody next to me in theater class said hey man that's a sweet ring we had to say you had to say it was your 18th birthday that's what made it more believable my 18th birthday and my buddy said sweet ring dude but what the hell do you get married or something I leaned in like I was telling him a secret and I said yeah actually didn't tell him not to tell anybody but I told him in a hush hush and then he told people and they went from there and nobody actually heard from me except for that one guy and it spread like wildfire then I didn't deny it but I didn't bring it up and everybody believed it for like a month that was like the best and then I told everybody that I was I wasn't married some people started freaking out yeah but then we were actually at that point we're dating because we've been pretending to be married for so long we've just been friends for like three years yeah and uh uh we just kind of like cross that boundary that way yeah it's kind of slime s us Mickey doll and always we speak our own language too we say ass in place of any articles some pronouns and then actually verbs and adjectives as well actually yeah we did the logic of it is hazy but it sounds right when it sounds right this s true yes we asked no one to say ass see you don't even call me bunny what do you call me face or skull and most frequently rabbit he has call me rabbit now I'm acting like y'all all speak our language which is just one two letter word it's a whole nother language learn it what is one unique thing that especially bonds both of you together we're both weird misunderstood people yeah basically oh this is easy the favorite silly face that I make probably no do another one no no closer no no still not definitely not closer I like the nice one this is actually where we used to take Christmas card pictures we used to make Christmas cards with pictures of ourselves on them and this is always where we took the pictures do you ever braid each other's hair no do you even know how to braid here no no I'm not a big brighter so I never braid his hair either sometimes I swish it around though like flyswatter are there any future plans of taking a trip together I just did yeah we just got back from LA we were there for a little over a week but I'm persistently pestering him to go to New Orleans cuz I want to go eat the beignets now you can't sippy sippy oh yeah I can't no second rule there is no such thing as a five-second rule you're right do you believe in the five-second rule five days five weeks doesn't matter before that germs happen instantly not any poison he's no he's not as big of a germaphobe as I am not in fact any time I have to persistently pester him pester pester pester pester to hand sanitize I'm like sanitize sanitize and every time he'd begrudgingly sanitizes okay if you guys could play any role in any movie of y'all's choice what movie would you star in and who would y'all play I actually don't know every character I like is a guy character I'm trying to think of one girl character I like Joan of Arc who would you pick who would you pick do not save the Joker joke no this displeases me ha ha ha ha no ha ha ha you'd have to be Harley Quinn come on puddin that makes me sound like a lump of mold put in you're supposed to call me puddin you got it all wrong I don't want to call you puddin could be Bonnie and Clyde Oh God be cool I don't want to be a psychotic person I know a lot of y'all are fans inside are totally psychotic no Bonnie and Clyde are totally normal nice people I carry a doesn't Jack Sparrow have a girlfriend you could be wrong and I could be checked just like look like a bottle mystery hello do you hear this humming it's boat oh we have to do that at home I don't want to curler you used on me yeah you do I do not want it oh everybody wants to know what the air curler works on his hair and I want to know if it works 95 of you thumbs up don't you want oh come on you want like 19th century curls so I do not want you remember when I used to flat iron your hair every morning before school dad was different somebody wanted to know whose hair is longer at this point your hair is definitely longer cuz I let a maniac with scissors cut my hair like before we went to LA I cried for 16 hours straight it's just fine because half of it is fake what do you see this do you see this fake some of this fake that's the only way my hair looks reasonable anymore is when it's not really my hair what's your favorite type of sandwich I'm just at this point making up questions that I want to know type of sandwich there's two choices Oh God I know what you're about two pairs one that was only at this one restaurant called uh torches deadly Rihanna oh okay no I don't know what this is my frogs playing soccer on a mural on the wall and they only spoke Spanish but they had this ones you should we win here sandwich it's real yeah it's off Post Oak but it's gone now do you know how to sippy sippy no okay should I teach you yes step one get a beverage you're already failing cuz you're drinking water I'm like water a lot of people wanna know if you like sweet tea I like sweet tea you never drink sweet tea well I don't like chase after sweet tea I like you're not addicted you don't have a passion no you don't have a passions we he drinks water mm-hmm mostly water for you you should drink water gallons a day - the fact that you're drinking water I can teach you how to sippy sip wait no that fell on the ground whatever no there is no such thing as five-second rule have to say no this is probably like a weird angle yeah that's not gonna be good yeah all right Lana can dance and I can look at my dog turn out to look at this neck look fine now that I'm dating your neck oh look at this neck that I'm dating cause my neck neck the neck I forgot us teaching me something since you said bang okay first should you take a sip then the rest of the instructions it's gonna be hard I'm gonna have liquid in my face can't talk with liquid a new face step one drink the drink no cut Vinny's bed hey okay one two three more exaggerated you understand it no dude Sam no you need more sass no chill more chill no more sass no that's like how a regular person train knows it you had it yay I like her when she's a creature okay is a creature it's cute little creature as a mammal what is a mammal what constitutes don't tell them I don't know what a mammal is so actually my camera is acting terrible so we're gonna conclude it here because I'm almost scared that we're about to lose all the footage that we finally filmed after at least a month of waiting so I hope you enjoyed this new joint stay sassy I like that that's like a good phrase together we should we should try it again attack keep going stay sassy we sound like a news team oh yeah Diego why would pick San Diego I'm Ron Burgundy oh when does that come out that's what we would play in a movie I'd be Ron Burgundy this would be that blonde chick christina applegate sure she had a part though my hair looks fantastic I feel like we should ask more questions can we ask ourselves questions yeah let's just go we're gonna ruin the whole thing remember okay or we're done now well the cameras gonna I don't up and explode get out here fast let's take the memory card and leave this thing it's so hard no no no no

Channel: grav3yardgirl

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Keywords: beauty, how to, makeup, howto, style, fashion, summer, spring, new, 2013, clothes, clothing, bunny, boyfriend, boyfriend tag, tag, q&a, questions, answers, askdb, silly, fun, funny, random, girlfriend, weird, follow me, follow me around, laugh, favorite, long hair, hair, cosmetics, extensions, grav3yardgirl

Id: f2-CJFtceKs

Length: 16min 50sec (1010 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 08 2013