Bob Mortimer's Best Taskmaster Moments

[Music] [Applause] [Music] how's it hangin I'm fine okay give Alex a special cuddle most special cuddle wins the bananas in there the audience in there that use them if you want out I'm fine with that so yes would you like to shut the bootleg yes so sorry about that earlier I honestly couldn't work out the angles about wasting there we go that's nice that's just under the brush isn't it I'll give one little squeeze and that completes my special couple that you could hold its prey if you get nauseous okay [Laughter] Alec told me about this after it happened yeah and he said to me that you had said to him I have always been looking for an excuse to get into my own car boot and it was so bad and there was it like you sang have you seen the muffin man to me I did that made me quite the memories yeah what memories my father was a muffin man well this one is like the word Commerce it really means business hello Bob a coconut the largest of all the nuts so I so task is presuming here no I don't know if something's in here make this coconut look like a businessman you have ten minutes to plan your coconut businessman and then ten minutes to make him your time starts now Bob asked us to leave him alone in his dressing room he was probably shy yeah we left him in his room ah he asked for some pens and some other fruit and he asked also to film it himself on his mobile phone just be absolutely clear the task is to make the coconut look like a businessman that's right let's go hello I'm Mary down by your side and I'm a lathe operator Oh I'm slow Peter and I paint prison gates and I'm a businessman I liked it show me the video again let me let me reavoice it hello I'm Barbara and I like horses my name is Quentin and I'm Morgan and I don't think women should be allowed to breastfeed in public I do see he just looks like a coconut character maybe if he said he was a businessman you know that would get me over the curb [Music] hello a thing hi Alex three tasks three items you can open them in any order you want okay go central right-to-left Arabic style so any sort of a free pass there are three items on the table yeah it's up to them how they did it so we'll have a look at one Aisling first standing behind this rope throw one item into the bucket you may retrieve the item if it misses but you must be stood behind the rope on every thrown you may not move the rope or the pockets fastest winning your time started when you open the first task and ends when you've completed all three tasks I'm gonna go for the Wii sticks thank you very much [Music] I'm trying not to show our incredibly pleased yeah II to an item fastest Windsor da one item fastest time would [Music] [Music] balance one item ah on top of the red pole the item must stay balanced until the entire task is completed you may not take the pole out of the ground the fastest wins [Music] I mean you said balance so they are [Applause] [Music] [Applause] that's not something I do throw we [Music] become very careful with this camera strapped to your head record the most incredible footage you've ten minutes upon your footage and ten minutes record it your time startsnow I'm not gonna outpull you know can have a pic not going to real well that's my first part of course I'm not well I'm not rejecting that if all else fails that's what we get in it's often our contestants initial impulses that are a real window into the soul I find but yeah what's gonna be so incredible about that I do do do same class well funny you should ask because I have a little problem which means my anus is too high I would yes I have to approach it this way I have to reverse just go over the back I mean I personally think they should reverse the time so all that was thinking greg was that if I got a shot of it in profile it was one of the quicker day everyone [Music] quickly we forget it even the idea of Bob bowing out of his lower back [Music] would your Alex primary school feeling vibe okay just saying was about happy time for me my first day wasn't someone had done a poo in sand pit make a funny little flick book film the camera above your head will take photos of your paper funniest of funniest little flick book firm wins I remember it was sweet something Brown and cylindrical that's going in so I'm gonna see Bob's first who did an instructional video on how to peel a banana [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hello Bob I can't see a thing for tonight how many fingers I'm holding up MA it's a good example I can't see that for example ten great it was just one but it is just one so now I don't know what to do right we're gonna go for a little walk okay I'm gonna hold your hands it alright I'd love that yeah absolutely some bread wearing that blindfold at all times yes on removing the blindfold you will then have another three minutes to retrace your steps to your starting position that's here all right longest successful retracing your steps wins are you ready good your time starts well I'm gonna put a piece of bread I'm gonna take what I think it's the bottom of it off quite like the idea of up in this shape one no I'll take drops a bit of bread I'm doing it very traditionally here I suppose but I can't think of any other way [Music] [Applause] [Music] I'm gonna remain here you've got 30 seconds I didn't come through there you've got three minutes to retrace his steps thank you your time starts now Bob three two three four five one two three four five have you retraced your steps but I have and that is where I wish to be buried there you are that comes with age and experience I believe is the traditional cry of the Middlesbrough people boring me but that was it was like a little adventure that was great yeah no you did very well you traveled 54 meters and got back to pretty much exactly the rice you could do what you wanted with the bread but you left a trail and that seemed to work yeah [Music] whistling a happy tune boy Alex thank you Bob how you doing unfortunately I'm sorry but I've dropped the task it fell on the floor and then some of my loose change fell on it and then some sound fell on it I've got this so just sweep it slowly and low daddy oh thanks Bob I'm not going without the cash no no that's for you fancy sitting on there [Laughter] create the best giraffe you have 20 minutes your time starts now let me just remember how a graph works have you started yet you can't rush genius hurry up I'm using the landscape oh do you know only purpose jaws of doom graph I don't know that's quite good the biggest urinators I'm the British Isles are the Scottish weather that's because their water suit don't washes have fun in that direction can I go because your grandma Oh cows don't have it easy or oxen do they so I'll make it as big as possible because the graph is meant to represent all the people that ever lived and all the time with everything is quite disturbing can I ask what units we're talking about units yeah beachball that big graph up or is it finished your thing it's not finished it's a complete it here's what we do please my graph it's fairly obvious what this represents on the y-axis as we all know it's units of urine and on the on the X it's the counties of Britain if you're thinking of collecting vast amounts of go up to dumped recent Gallup a small amounts eg for household use you might like to consider East Sussex how did you get this not that a absolutely accurate because I was looking into purchasing gallons of because I was in dispute with the wallets fairy I'll fill this bowl where do I need to go so people in Dumfries and I weigh about 10 times as much as people that literally Connie stop I only had time to stop for the once cut their higher than the stream stop for more time faster subscribe now [Music] you

Channel: Taskmaster

Views: 1,920,537

Keywords: Taskmaster, Alex Horne, Greg Davies, The Horne Section, Dave Channel, UKTV, Red Dwarf, Would I Lie To You, 8 out of 10 cats, Bob Mortimer, Vic and Bob, Vic Reeves

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Length: 16min 49sec (1009 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 05 2019